SARAH’S HALLS

THE broom that once through Sarah’s halls,

In hole and corner sped,

Now useless leans ’gainst Sarah’s walls

And gathers dust instead.

So sweeps the slavey now-a-days

So work is shifted o’er,

And maids that once gained honest praise

Now earn that praise no more!

No more the cobweb from its height

The broom of Sarah fells;

The fly alone unlucky wight

Invades the spider’s cells.

Thus energy so seldom wakes,

All sign that Sarah gives

Is when some dish or platter breaks,

To show that still she lives.

_Judy._

’TWAS EVER THUS

I NEVER rear’d a young gazelle,

(Because, you see, I never tried);

But had it known and loved me well,

No doubt the creature would have died.

My rich and aged Uncle John

Has known me long and loves me well

But still persists in living on—

I would he were a young gazelle.

I never loved a tree or flower;

But, if I had, I beg to say

The blight, the wind, the sun, or shower

Would soon have withered it away.

I’ve dearly loved my Uncle John,

From childhood to the present hour,

And yet he will go living on on—

I would he were a tree or flower!

_Henry S. Leigh._

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