THE LAST CIGAR

’TIS a last choice Havana

I hold here alone;

All its fragrant companions

In perfume have flown.

No more of its kindred

To gladden the eye,

So my empty cigar case

I close with a sigh.

I’ll not leave thee, thou lone one,

To pine; but the stem

I’ll bite off and light thee

To waft thee to them.

And gently I’ll scatter

The ashes you shed,

As your soul joins its mates in

A cloud overhead.

All pleasure is fleeting,

It blooms to decay;

From the weeds’ glowing circle

The ash drops away.

A last whiff is taken,

The butt-end is thrown,

And with empty cigar-case,

I sit all alone.

_Anonymous._

’TWAS EVER THUS

I NEVER bought a young gazelle,

To glad me with its soft black eye,

But, when it came to know me well,

’Twas sure to butt me on the sly.

I never drilled a cockatoo,

To speak with almost human lip,

But, when a pretty phrase it knew,

’Twas sure to give some friend a nip.

I never trained a collie hound

To be affectionate and mild,

But, when I thought a prize I’d found,

’Twas sure to bite my youngest child.

I never kept a tabby kit

To cheer my leisure with its tricks,

But, when we all grew fond of it,

’Twas sure to catch the neighbor’s chicks.

I never reared a turtle-dove,

To coo all day with gentle breath,

But, when its life seemed one of love,

’Twas sure to peck its mate to death.

I never—well I never yet—

And I have spent no end of pelf—

Invested money in a pet

That didn’t misconduct itself.

_Anonymous._

“THERE’S A BOWER OF BEAN-VINES”

There’s a bower of bean-vines in Benjamin’s yard,

And the cabbages grow round it, planted for greens;

In the time of my childhood ’twas terribly hard

To bend down the bean-poles, and pick off the beans.

That bower and its products I never forget,

But oft, when my landlady presses me hard,

I think, are the cabbages growing there yet,

Are the bean-vines still bearing in Benjamin’s yard?

No, the bean-vines soon withered that once used to wave,

But some beans had been gathered, the last that hung on;

And a soup was distilled in a kettle, that gave

All the fragrance of summer when summer was gone.

Thus memory draws from delight, ere it dies,

An essence that breathes of it awfully hard;

As thus good to my taste as ’twas then to my eyes,

Is that bower of bean-vines in Benjamin’s yard.

_Phœbe Cary._

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