THE GOLFER’S RUBAIYAT

WAKE! for the sun has driven in equal flight

The stars before him from the Tee of Night,

And holed them every one without a Miss,

Swinging at ease his gold-shod Shaft of Light.

Now, the fresh Year reviving old Desires,

The thoughtful Soul to Solitude retires,

Pores on this Club and That with anxious eye,

And dreams of Rounds beyond the Rounds of Liars.

Come, choose your Ball, and in the fire of Spring,

Your Red Coat and your wooden Putter fling;

The Club of Time has but a little while

To waggle, and the Club is on the swing.

A Bag of Clubs, a Silver Town or two,

A Flask of Scotch, a Pipe of Shag, and Thou

Beside me caddying in the Wilderness—

Ah, Wilderness were Paradise enow.

Myself, when young, did eagerly frequent

Jamie and His, and heard great argument

Of Grip, and Stance, and Swing; but evermore

Found at the Exit but a Dollar spent.

With them the seed of Wisdom did I sow,

And with mine own hand sought to make it grow;

And this was all the Harvest that I reap’d;

“You hold it in this Way, and you swing it So.”

The swinging Brassie strikes; and, having struck,

Moves on; nor all your Wit or future Luck

Shall lure it back to cancel half a Stroke,

Nor from the Card a single Seven pluck.

No hope by Club or Ball to win the Prize;

The batter’d, blacken’d Remade sweetly flies,

Swept cleanly from the Tee; this is the Truth

Nine-tenths is Skill, and all the rest is Lies.

And that inverted Ball they call the High,

By which the Duffer thinks to live or die,

Lift not your hands to It for help, for it

As impotently froths as you or I.

Yon rising Moon that leads us home again,

How oft hereafter will she wax and wane;

How oft hereafter rising, wait for us

At this same Turning—and for One in vain.

And when, like her, my Golfer, I have been

And am no more above the pleasant Green,

And you in your mild Journey pass the Hole

I made in One—ah, pay my Forfeit then!

_H. W. Boynton._

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