IV

To illustrate, I recall when on a certain season the lucky sport of

print and fancy was an Englishman. In one of those farragos of

stupidity and inaccuracy which are syndicated and sent from abroad to

America, I found the following piece with the stuff and nonsense

habitually worked off on the American press as “foreign

correspondence”:

“Now and then the newspapers report authentic instances of large sums

having been won at the gaming tables at Monte Carlo. One of the most

fortunate players at Monte Carlo for a long time past has been a Mr.

Darnbrough, an Englishman, whose remarkable run of luck had furnished

the morsels of gossip in the capitals of Continental Europe recently.

“If reports are true, he left the place with the snug sum of more than

1,000,000 francs to the good as the result of a month’s play. But this,

I hear, did not represent all of Mr. Darnbrough’s winnings. The story

goes that on the opening day of his play he staked 24,000 francs,

winning all along the line. Emboldened by his success, he continued

playing, winning again and again with marvelous luck. At one period, it

is said, his credit balance amounted to no less than 1,850,000 francs;

but from that moment Dame Fortune ceased to smile upon him. He lost

steadily from 200,000 to 300,000 francs a day, until, recognizing that

luck had turned against him, he had sufficient strength of will to turn

his back on the tables and strike for home with the very substantial

winnings that still remained.

“On another occasion a well-known London stock broker walked off with

little short of £40,000. This remarkable performance occasioned no

small amount of excitement in the gambling rooms, as such an unusual

incident does invariably.

“Bent on making a ‘plunge,’ he went from one table to another, placing

the maximum stake on the same number. Strange to relate, at each table

the same number won, and it was his number. Recognizing that this

perhaps might be his lucky day, the player wended his way to the

trente-et-quarante room and put the maximum on three of the tables

there. To his amazement, he discovered that there also he had been so

fortunate as to select the winning number.

“The head croupier confided to a friend of the writer who happened to

be present that that day had been the worst in the history of the

Monaco bank for years. He it was also who mentioned the amount won by

the fortunate Londoner, as given above.”

It is prudent of the space-writers to ascribe such “information” as

this to “the head croupier,” because it is precisely the like that such

an authority would give out. People upon the spot know that nothing of

the kind happened, and that no person of that name had appeared upon

the scene. The story on the face of it bears to the knowing its own

refutation, being absurd in every detail. As if conscious of this, the

author proceeds to quality it in the following:

“It is a well-known fact that one of the most successful players at the

Monte Carlo tables was Wells, who as the once popular music-hall song

put it, ‘broke the bank’ there. He was at the zenith of his fame, about

twenty years ago, when his escapades—and winnings—were talked about

widely and envied in European sporting circles and among the

demi-monde.

“In ten days, it was said, he made upward of £35,000 clear winnings at

the tables after starting with the modest capital of £400. It must not

be forgotten, however, that at his trial later Wells denied this,

stating that all he had made was £7,000 at four consecutive sittings.

He made the statement that, even so, he had been a loser in the end.

“The reader may take his choice of the two statements, but among

frequenters of the rooms at Monte Carlo it is generally considered

impossible to amass large winnings without risking large stakes. Even

then the chances are 1,000 to 1 in favor of the bank. Yet occasionally

there are winnings running into four or five figures, and to human

beings the possibility of chance constitutes an irresistible

fascination.

“Only a few years ago a young American was credited with having risen

from the tables $75,000 richer than when first he had sat down. It was

his first visit to Monte Carlo and he had not come with any system to

break the bank or with any ‘get-rich-quick’ idea. For the novelty of

the thing he risked about $4,000, and lost it all in one fell swoop

without turning a hair. Then he ‘plunged’ with double that amount, but

the best part of that, too, went the same way. Nothing daunted, he next

ventured $10,000. This time fickle fortune favored him. He played on

with growing confidence and when his winnings amounted to the

respectable sum of $75,000 he had the good sense to quit and to leave

the place despite the temptation to continue.”

V

The “man who broke the bank at Monte Carlo,” and gave occasion for the

song, was not named “Wells” and he was not an Englishman. He was an

American. I knew him well and soon after the event had from his own

lips the whole story.

He came to Monte Carlo with a good deal of money won at draw-poker in a

club at Paris and went away richer by some 100,000 francs (about

$20,000) than he came.

The catch-line of the song is misleading. There is no such thing as

“breaking the bank at Monte Carlo.” This particular player won so fast

upon two or three “spins” that the table at which he played had to

suspend until it could be replenished by another “bank,” perhaps ten

minutes in point of time. There used to be some twenty tables. Just how

one man could play at more than one of them at one time a “foreign

correspondent,” but only a “foreign correspondent,” might explain to

the satisfaction of the horse-marines.

I very much doubt whether any player ever won more than 100,000 francs

at a single sitting. To do even that he must plunge like a ship in a

hurricane. There is, of course, a saving limit set by the Casino

Company upon the play. It is to the interest of the Casino to cultivate

the idea, and the letter writers are willing tools. Not only at Monte

Carlo, but everywhere, in dearth of news, gambling stories come cheap

and easy. And the cheaper the story the bigger the play. “The Jedge

raised him two thousand dollars. The Colonel raised him back ten

thousand more. Both of ’em stood pat. The Jedge bet him a hundred

thousand. The Colonel called. ‘What you got?’ says he. ‘Ace high,’ says

the Jedge; ‘what you got?’ ‘Pair o’ deuces,’ says the Colonel.”

Assuredly the “play” in the Casino is entirely fair. It could hardly be

otherwise with such crowds of players at the tables, often covering the

whole “layout.” But there is no such thing as “honest gambling.” The

“house” must have “the best of it.” A famous American gambler, when I

had referred to one of his guild, lately deceased, as “an honest

gambler,” said to me: “What do you mean by ‘an honest gambler’?”

“A gambler who will not take unfair advantage!” I answered.

“Well,” said he, “the gambler must have his advantage, because gambling

is his livelihood. He must fit himself for its profitable pursuit by

learning all the tricks of trade like other artists and artificers.

With him it is win or starve.”

Among the variegate crowds that thronged the highways and byways of

Monte Carlo in those days there was no single figure more observed and

striking than that of Leopold the Second, King of the Belgians. He had

a bungalow overlooking the sea where he lived three months of the year

like a country gentleman. Although I have made it a rule to avoid

courts and courtiers, an event brought me into acquaintance with this

best abused man in Europe, enabling me to form my own estimate of his

very interesting personality.

He was not at all what his enemies represented him to be, a sot, a

gambler and a roué. In appearance a benignant burgomaster, tall and

stalwart; in manner and voice very gentle, he should be described as

first of all a man of business. His weakness was rather for money than

women. Speaking of the most famous of the Parisian dancers with whom

his name had been scandalously associated, he told me that he had never

met her but once in his life, and that after the newspaper gossips had

been busy for years with their alleged love affair. “I kissed her

hand,” he related, “and bade her adieu, saying, ‘Ah, ma’mselle, you and

I have indeed reason to congratulate ourselves.’”

It was the Congo business that lay at the bottom of the abuse of

Leopold. Henry Stanley had put him up to this. It turned out a gold

mine, and then two streams of defamation were let loose; one from the

covetous commercial standpoint and the other from the humanitarian.

Between them, seeking to drive him out, they depicted him as a monster

of cruelty and depravity.

A King must be an anchorite to escape calumny, and Leopold was not an

anchorite. I asked him why I never saw him in the Casino. “Play,” he

answered, “does not interest me. Besides, I do not enjoy being talked

about. Nor do I think the game they play there quite fair.”

“In what way do you consider it unfair, your Majesty?” I asked.

“In the zero,” he replied. “At the Brussels Casino I do not allow them

to have a zero. Come and see me and I will show you a perfectly equal

chance for your money, to win or lose.”

Years after I was in Brussels. Leopold had gone to his account and his

nephew, Albert, had come to the throne. There was not a roulette table

in the Casino, but there was one conveniently adjacent thereto, managed

by a clique of New York gamblers, which had both a single “and a double

O,” and, as appeared when the municipality made a descent upon the

place, was ingeniously wired to throw the ball wherever the presiding

coupier wanted it to go.

I do not believe, however, that Leopold was a party to this, or could

have had any knowledge of it. He was a skillful, not a dishonest,

business man, who showed his foresight when he listened to Stanley and

took him under his wing. If the Congo had turned out worthless nobody

would ever have heard of the delinquencies of the King of the Belgians.

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