HORACE WALPOLE

(October 1833)

_Letters of Horace Walpole, Earl of Orford, to Sir Horace Mann, British

Envoy at the Court of Tuscany. Now first published from the Originals in

the Possession of the EARL OF WALDEGRAVE. Edited by LORD DOVER 2 vols.

8vo. London: 1833._

WE cannot transcribe this title-page without strong feelings of regret.

The editing of these volumes was the last of the useful and modest

services rendered to literature by a nobleman of amiable manners, of

untarnished public and private character, and of cultivated mind. On

this, as on other occasions, Lord Dover performed his part diligently,

judiciously, and without the slightest ostentation. He had two merits

which are rarely found together in a commentator, he was content to

be merely a commentator, to keep in the background, and to leave the

foreground to the author whom he had undertaken to illustrate. Yet,

though willing to be an attendant, he was by no means a slave; nor did

he consider it as part of his duty to see no faults in the writer

to whom he faithfully and assiduously rendered the humblest literary

offices.

The faults of Horace Walpole’s head and heart are indeed sufficiently

glaring. His writings, it is true, rank as high among the delicacies of

intellectual epicures as the Strasburg pies among the dishes described

in the Almanach des Gourmands. But as the pate-de-foie-gras owes its

excellence to the diseases of the wretched animal which furnishes

it, and would be good for nothing if it were not made of livers

preternaturally swollen, so none but an unhealthy and disorganised mind

could have produced such literary luxuries as the works of Walpole.

He was, unless we have formed a very erroneous judgment of his

character, the most eccentric, the most artificial, the most fastidious,

the most capricious of men. His mind was a bundle of inconsistent whims

and affectations. His features were covered by mask within mask. When

the outer disguise of obvious affectation was removed, you were still

as far as ever from seeing the real man. He played innumerable parts and

over-acted them all. When he talked misanthropy, he out-Timoned Timon.

When he talked philanthropy, he left Howard at an immeasurable distance.

He scoffed at courts, and kept a chronicle of their most trifling

scandal; at society, and was blown about by its slightest veerings of

opinion; at literary fame, and left fair copies of his private letters,

with copious notes, to be published after his decease; at rank, and

never for a moment forgot that he was an Honourable; at the practice of

entail, and tasked the ingenuity of conveyancers to tie up his villa in

the strictest settlement.

The conformation of his mind was such that whatever was little seemed to

him great, and whatever was great seemed to him little. Serious business

was a trifle to him, and trifles were his serious business. To chat with

blue-stockings, to write little copies of complimentary verses on little

occasions, to superintend a private press, to preserve from natural

decay the perishable topics of Ranelagh and White’s, to record divorces

and bets, Miss Chudleigh’s absurdities and George Selwyn’s good sayings,

to decorate a grotesque house with pie-crust battlements, to procure

rare engravings and antique chimney-boards, to match odd gauntlets,

to lay out a maze of walks within five acres of ground, these were the

grave employments of his long life. From these he turned to politics

as to an amusement. After the labours of the print-shop and the

auction-room, he unbent his mind in the House of Commons. And, having

indulged in the recreation of making laws and voting millions, he

returned to more important pursuits, to researches after Queen Mary’s

comb, Wolsey’s red hat, the pipe which Van Tromp smoked during his last

sea-fight, and the spur which King William struck into the flank of

Sorrel.

In everything in which Walpole busied himself, in the fine arts, in

literature, in public affairs, he was drawn by some strange attraction

from the great to the little, and from the useful to the odd. The

politics in which he took the keenest interests, were politics

scarcely deserving of the name. The growlings of George the Second, the

flirtations of Princess Emily with the Duke of Grafton, the amours of

Prince Frederic and Lady Middlesex, the squabbles between Gold Stick in

waiting and the Master of the Buckhounds, the disagreements between the

tutors of Prince George, these matters engaged almost all the attention

which Walpole could spare from matters more important still, from

bidding for Zinckes and Petitots, from cheapening fragments of tapestry

and handles of old lances, from joining bits of painted glass, and from

setting up memorials of departed cats and dogs. While he was fetching

and carrying the gossip of Kensington Palace and Carlton House, he

fancied that he was engaged in politics, and when he recorded that

gossip, he fancied that he was writing history.

He was, as he has himself told us, fond of faction as an amusement. He

loved mischief: but he loved quiet; and he was constantly on the watch

for opportunities of gratifying both his tastes at once. He sometimes

contrived, without showing himself, to disturb the course of ministerial

negotiations, and to spread confusion through the political circles. He

does not himself pretend that, on these occasions, he was actuated by

public spirit; nor does he appear to have had any private advantage in

view. He thought it a good practical joke to set public men together

by the ears; and he enjoyed their perplexities, their accusations, and

their recriminations, as a malicious boy enjoys the embarrassment of a

misdirected traveller.

About politics, in the high sense of the word, he knew nothing, and

cared nothing. He called himself a Whig. His father’s son could scarcely

assume any other name. It pleased him also to affect a foolish dislike

of kings as kings, and a foolish love and admiration of rebels as

rebels; and perhaps, while kings were not in danger, and while rebels

were not in being, he really believed that he held the doctrines which

he professed. To go no further than the letters now before us, he is

perpetually boasting to his friend Mann of his aversion to royalty

and to royal persons. He calls the crime of Damien “that least bad of

murders, the murder of a king.” He hung up in his villa an engraving of

the death-warrant of Charles, with the inscription “Major Charta.” Yet

the most superficial knowledge of history might have taught him that the

Restoration, and the crimes and follies of the twenty-eight years which

followed the Restoration, were the effects of this Greater Charter. Nor

was there much in the means by which that instrument was obtained that

could gratify a judicious lover of liberty. A man must hate kings very

bitterly, before he can think it desirable that the representatives of

the people should be turned out of doors by dragoons, in order to get at

a king’s head. Walpole’s Whiggism, however, was of a very harmless kind.

He kept it, as he kept the old spears and helmets at Strawberry Hill,

merely for show. He would just as soon have thought of taking down the

arms of the ancient Templars and Hospitallers from the walls of his

hall, and setting off on a crusade to the Holy Land, as of acting in

the spirit of those daring warriors and statesmen, great even in their

errors, whose names and seals were affixed to the warrant which he

prized so highly. He liked revolution and regicide only when they were

a hundred years old. His republicanism, like the courage of a bully, or

the love of a fribble, was strong and ardent when there was no occasion

for it, and subsided when he had an opportunity of bringing it to the

proof. As soon as the revolutionary spirit really began to stir in

Europe, as soon as the hatred of kings became something more than a

sonorous phrase, he was frightened into a fanatical royalist, and became

one of the most extravagant alarmists of those wretched times. In

truth, his talk about liberty, whether he knew it or not, was from the

beginning a mere cant, the remains of a phraseology which had meant

something in the mouths of those from whom he had learned it, but which,

in his mouth, meant about as much as the oath by which the Knights of

some modern orders bind themselves to redress the wrongs of all injured

ladies. He had been fed in his boyhood with Whig speculations on

government. He must often have seen, at Houghton or in Downing Street,

men who had been Whigs when it was as dangerous to be a Whig as to be

a highwayman, men who had voted for the Exclusion Bill, who had been

concealed in garrets and cellars after the battle of Sedgemoor, and who

had set their names to the declaration that they would live and die with

the Prince of Orange. He had acquired the language of these men, and he

repeated it by rote, though it was at variance with all his tastes and

feelings; just as some old Jacobite families persisted in praying for

the Pretender, and in passing their glasses over the water decanter

when they drank the King’s health, long after they had become loyal

supporters of the government of George the Third. He was a Whig by the

accident of hereditary connection; but he was essentially a courtier;

and not the less a courtier because he pretended to sneer at the objects

which excited his admiration and envy. His real tastes perpetually show

themselves through the thin disguise. While professing all the contempt

of Bradshaw or Ludlow for crowned heads, he took the trouble to write a

book concerning Royal Authors. He pryed with the utmost anxiety into

the most minute particulars relating to the Royal family. When, he was

a child, he was haunted with a longing to see George the First, and

gave his mother no peace till she had found a way of gratifying his

curiosity. The same feeling, covered with a thousand disguises, attended

him to the grave. No observation that dropped from the lips of Majesty

seemed to him too trifling to be recorded. The French songs of Prince

Frederic, compositions certainly not deserving of preservation on

account of their intrinsic merit, have been carefully preserved for us

by this contemner of royalty. In truth, every page of Walpole’s works

betrays him. This Diogenes, who would be thought to prefer his tub to

a palace, and who has nothing to ask of the masters of Windsor

and Versailles but that they will stand out of his light, is a

gentleman-usher at heart.

He had, it is plain, an uneasy consciousness of the frivolity of his

favourite pursuits; and this consciousness produced one of the most

diverting of his ten thousand affectations. His busy idleness, his

indifference to matters which the world generally regards as important,

his passion for trifles, he thought fit to dignify with the name of

philosophy. He spoke of himself as of a man whose equanimity was proof

to ambitious hopes and fears, who had learned to rate power, wealth, and

fame at their true value, and whom the conflict of parties, the rise and

fall of statesmen, the ebb and flow of public opinion, moved only to a

smile of mingled compassion and disdain. It was owing to the peculiar

elevation of his character that he cared about a pinnacle of lath and

plaster more than about the Middlesex election, and about a miniature of

Grammont more than about the American Revolution. Pitt and Murray might

talk themselves hoarse about trifles. But questions of government

and war were too insignificant to detain a mind which was occupied in

recording the scandal of club-rooms and the whispers of the back-stairs,

and which was even capable of selecting and disposing chairs of ebony

and shields of rhinoceros-skin.

One of his innumerable whims was an extreme unwillingness to be

considered a man of letters. Not that he was indifferent to literary

fame. Far from it. Scarcely any writer has ever troubled himself so much

about the appearance which his works were to make before posterity.

But he had set his heart on incompatible objects. He wished to be a

celebrated author, and yet to be a mere idle gentleman, one of those

Epicurean gods of the earth who do nothing at all, and who pass their

existence in the contemplation of their own perfections. He did not like

to have anything in common with the wretches who lodged in the little

courts behind St. Martin’s Church, and stole out on Sundays to dine

with their bookseller. He avoided the society of authors. He spoke with

lordly contempt of the most distinguished among them. He tried to find

out some way of writing books, as M. Jourdain’s father sold cloth,

without derogating from his character of Gentilhomme. “Lui, marchand?

C’est pure médisance: il ne l’a jamais été. Tout ce qu’il faisait, c’est

qu’il était fort obligeant, fort officieux; et comme il se connaissait

fort bien en étoffes, il en allait choisir de tons les cotes, les

faisait apporter chez lui, et en donnait a ses amis pour de l’argent.”

There are several amusing instances of Walpole’s feeling on this subject

in the letters now before us. Mann had complimented him on the learning

which appeared in the Catalogue of Royal and Noble Authors; and it is

curious to see how impatiently Walpole bore the imputation of having

attended to anything so unfashionable as the improvement of his mind.

“I know nothing. How should I? I who have always lived in the big busy

world; who lie a-bed all the morning, calling it morning as long as you

please; who sup in company; who have played at faro half my life, and

now at loo till two and three in the morning; who have always loved

pleasure; haunted auctions.... How I have laughed when some of the

Magazines have called me the learned gentleman. Pray don’t be like the

Magazines.” This folly might be pardoned in a boy. But a man between

forty and fifty years old, as Walpole then was, ought to be quite as

much ashamed of playing at loo till three every morning as of being that

vulgar thing, a learned gentleman.

The literary character has undoubtedly its full share of faults, and of

very serious and offensive faults. If Walpole had avoided those faults,

we could have pardoned the fastidiousness with which he declined all

fellowship with men of learning. But from those faults Walpole was not

one jot more free than the garreteers from whose contact he shrank. Of

literary meannesses and literary vices, his life and his works contain

as many instances as the life and the works of any member of Johnson’s

club. The fact is, that Walpole had the faults of Grub Street, with a

large addition from St. James’s Street, the vanity, the jealousy, and

the irritability of a man of letters, the affected superciliousness and

apathy of a man of ton.

His judgment of literature, of contemporary literature especially, was

altogether perverted by his aristocratical feelings. No writer surely

was ever guilty of so much false and absurd criticism. He almost

invariably speaks with contempt of those books which are now universally

allowed to be the best that appeared in his time; and, on the other

hand, he speaks of writers of rank and fashion as if they were entitled

to the same precedence in literature which would have been allowed to

them in a drawing-room. In these letters, for example, he says that he

would rather have written the most absurd lines in Lee than Thomson’s

Seasons. The periodical paper called The World, on the other hand, was

by “our first writers.” Who, then, were the first writers of England in

the year 1750? Walpole has told us in a note. Our readers will probably

guess that Hume, Fielding, Smollett, Richardson, Johnson, Warburton,

Collins, Akenside, Gray, Dyer, Young, Warton, Mason, or some of those

distinguished men, were in the list. Not one of them. Our first writers,

it seems, were Lord Chesterfield, Lord Bath, Mr. W. Whithed, Sir Charles

Williams, Mr. Soame Jenyns, Mr. Cambridge, Mr. Coventry. Of these

seven personages, Whithed was the lowest in station, but was the most

accomplished tuft-hunter of his time. Coventry was of a noble family.

The other five had among them two seats in the House of Lords, two seats

in the House of Commons, three seats in the Privy Council, a baronetcy,

a blue riband, a red riband, about a hundred thousand pounds a year,

and not ten pages that are worth reading. The writings of Whithed,

Cambridge, Coventry, and Lord Bath are forgotten. Soame Jenyns is

remembered chiefly by Johnson’s review of the foolish Essay on the

Origin of Evil. Lord Chesterfield stands much lower in the estimation

of posterity than he would have done if his letters had never been

published. The lampoons of Sir Charles Williams are now read only by the

curious, and, though not without occasional flashes of wit, have always

seemed to us, we must own, very poor performances.

Walpole judged of French literature after the same fashion. He

understood and loved the French language. Indeed, he loved it too well.

His style is more deeply tainted with Gallicism than that of any other

English writer with whom we are acquainted. His composition often reads,

for a page together, like a rude translation from the French. We meet

every minute with such sentences as these, “One knows what temperaments

Annibal Caracci painted.” “The impertinent personage!” “She is dead

rich.” “Lord Dalkeith is dead of the small-pox in three days.” “It will

now be seen whether he or they are most patriot.”

His love of the French language was of a peculiar kind. He loved it

as having been for a century the vehicle of all the polite nothings of

Europe, as the sign by which the freemasons of fashion recognised each

other in every capital from Petersburgh to Naples, as the language of

raillery, as the language of anecdote, as the language of memoirs,

as the language of correspondence. Its higher uses he altogether

disregarded. The literature of France has been to ours what Aaron was to

Moses, the expositor of great truths which would else have perished

for want of a voice to utter them with distinctness. The relation which

existed between Mr. Bentham and M. Dumont is an exact illustration

of the intellectual relation in which the two countries stand to each

other. The great discoveries in physics, in metaphysics, in political

science, are ours. But scarcely any foreign nation except France

has received them from us by direct communication. Isolated by our

situation, isolated by our manners, we found truth, but we did not

impart it. France has been the interpreter between England and mankind.

In the time of Walpole, this process of interpretation was in full

activity. The great French writers were busy in proclaiming through

Europe the names of Bacon, of Newton, and of Locke. The English

principles of toleration, the English respect for personal liberty, the

English doctrine that all power is a trust for the public good,

were making rapid progress. There is scarcely anything in history

so interesting as that great stirring up of the mind of France, that

shaking of the foundations of all established opinions, that uprooting

of old truth and old error. It was plain that mighty principles were at

work whether for evil or for good. It was plain that a great change

in the whole social system was at hand. Fanatics of one kind might

anticipate a golden age, in which men should live under the simple

dominion of reason, in perfect equality and perfect amity, without

property, or marriage, or king, or God. A fanatic of another kind

might see nothing in the doctrines of the philosophers but anarchy and

atheism, might cling more closely to every old abuse, and might regret

the good old days when St. Dominic and Simon de Montfort put down the

growing heresies of Provence. A wise man would have seen with regret the

excesses into which the reformers were running; but he would have

done justice to their genius and to their philanthropy. He would have

censured their errors; but he would have remembered that, as Milton

has said, error is but opinion in the making. While he condemned their

hostility to religion, he would have acknowledged that it was the

natural effect of a system under which religion had been constantly

exhibited to them in forms which common sense rejected and at which

humanity shuddered. While he condemned some of their political doctrines

as incompatible with all law, all property, and all civilisation, he

would have acknowledged that the subjects of Lewis the Fifteenth had

every excuse which men could have for being eager to pull down, and for

being ignorant of the far higher art of setting up. While anticipating a

fierce conflict, a great and wide-wasting destruction, he would yet have

looked forward to the final close with a good hope for France and for

mankind.

Walpole had neither hopes nor fears. Though the most Frenchified English

writer of the eighteenth century, he troubled himself little about the

portents which were daily to be discerned in the French literature

of his time. While the most eminent Frenchmen were studying with

enthusiastic delight English politics and English philosophy, he was

studying as intently the gossip of the old court of France. The fashions

and scandal of Versailles and Marli, fashions and scandal a hundred

years old, occupied him infinitely more than a great moral revolution

which was taking place in his sight. He took a prodigious interest in

every noble sharper whose vast volume of wig and infinite length of

riband had figured at the dressing or at the tucking up of Lewis the

Fourteenth, and of every profligate woman of quality who had carried her

train of lovers backward and forward from king to parliament, and from

parliament to king, during the wars of the Fronde. These were the people

of whom he treasured up the smallest memorial, of whom he loved to hear

the most trifling anecdote, and for whose likenesses he would have given

any price. Of the great French writers of his own time, Montesquieu is

the only one of whom he speaks with enthusiasm. And even of Montesquieu

he speaks with less enthusiasm than of that abject thing, Crebillon the

younger, a scribbler as licentious as Louvet and as dull as Rapin. A man

must be strangely constituted who can take interest in pedantic journals

of the blockades laid by the Duke of A. to the hearts of the Marquise

de B. and the Comtesse de C. This trash Walpole extols in language

sufficiently high for the merits of Don Quixote. He wished to possess a

likeness of Crebillon; and Liotard, the first painter of miniatures then

living, was employed to preserve the features of the profligate dunce.

The admirer of the Sopha and of the Lettres Atheniennes had little

respect to spare for the men who were then at the head of French

literature. He kept carefully out of their way. He tried to keep other

people from paying them any attention. He could not deny that Voltaire

and Rousseau were clever men; but he took every opportunity of

depreciating them. Of D’Alembert he spoke with a contempt which, when

the intellectual powers of the two men are compared, seems exquisitely

ridiculous. D’Alembert complained that he was accused of having written

Walpole’s squib against Rousseau. “I hope,” says Walpole, “that nobody

will attribute D’Alembert’s works to me.” He was in little danger.

It is impossible to deny, however, that Walpole’s writings have real

merit, and merit of a very rare, though not of a very high kind. Sir

Joshua Reynolds used to say that, though nobody would for a moment

compare Claude to Raphael, there would be another Raphael before there

was another Claude. And we own that we expect to see fresh Humes and

fresh Burkes before we again fall in with that peculiar combination of

moral and intellectual qualities to which the writings of Walpole owe

their extraordinary popularity.

It is easy to describe him by negatives. He had not a creative

imagination. He had not a pure taste. He was not a great reasoner. There

is indeed scarcely any writer in whose works it would be possible to

find so many contradictory judgments, so many sentences of extravagant

nonsense. Nor was it only in his familiar correspondence that he wrote

in this flighty and inconsistent manner, but in long and elaborate

books, in books repeatedly transcribed and intended for the public eye.

We will give an instance or two; for without instances readers not very

familiar with his works will scarcely understand our meaning. In the

Anecdotes of Painting, he states, very truly, that the art declined

after the commencement of the civil wars. He proceeds to inquire why

this happened. The explanation, we should have thought, would have been

easily found. He might have mentioned the loss of a king who was the

most munificent and judicious patron that the fine arts have ever had in

England, the troubled state of the country, the distressed condition of

many of the aristocracy, perhaps also the austerity of the victorious

party. These circumstances, we conceive, fully account for the

phaenomenon. But this solution was not odd enough to satisfy Walpole. He

discovers another cause for the decline of the art, the want of models.

Nothing worth painting, it seems, was left to paint. “How picturesque,”

he exclaims, “was the figure of an Anabaptist!”--as if puritanism had

put out the sun and withered the trees; as if the civil wars had blotted

out the expression of character and passion from the human lip and brow;

as if many of the men whom Vandyke painted had not been living in the

time of the Commonwealth, with faces little the worse for wear; as if

many of the beauties afterwards portrayed by Lely were not in their

prime before the Restoration; as if the garb or the features of Cromwell

and Milton were less picturesque than those of the round-faced peers,

as like each other as eggs to eggs, who look out from the middle of the

periwigs of Kneller. In the Memoirs, again, Walpole sneers at the Prince

of Wales, afterwards George the Third, for presenting a collection of

books to one of the American colleges during the Seven Years’ War, and

says that, instead of books, his Royal Highness ought to have sent

arms and ammunition, as if a war ought to suspend all study and all

education; or as if it were the business of the Prince of Wales to

supply the colonies with military stores out of his own pocket. We have

perhaps dwelt too long on these passages; but we have done so because

they are specimens of Walpole’s manner. Everybody who reads his

works with attention will find that they swarm with loose and foolish

observations like those which we have cited; observations which might

pass in conversation or in a hasty letter, but which are unpardonable in

books deliberately written and repeatedly corrected.

He appears to have thought that he saw very far into men; but we are

under the necessity of altogether dissenting from his opinion. We do

not conceive that he had any power of discerning the finer shades of

character. He practised an art, however, which, though easy and even

vulgar, obtains for those who practise it the reputation of discernment

with ninety-nine people out of a hundred. He sneered at everybody, put

on every action the worst construction which it would bear, “spelt every

man backward,” to borrow the Lady Hero’s phrase,

“Turned every man the wrong side out,

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