Perfect Cleanliness

“Martha, have you wiped the sink dry yet?” asked the farmer as he made

ready for bed.

“Yes, Joshua, why do you ask!”

“Well, I did want a drink of water, but I guess I can wait until

morning.”

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Captain Billy's Whiz Bang, Vol. 2, No. 18, March, 1921 America's Magazine of Wit, Humor and Filosophy · 第 58 / 76 题