Getting Rid of Grandma

(From the Mount Horeb, Wis., Times.)

Krohen Bros. have been doing a land-office business butchering hags for

individual families in town.

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Objection Sustained?

(From the Clarendon (Eng.) Mercury.)

WANTED—A really plain but experienced and efficient governess for three

girls, eldest 10. Music, French and Latin required. Brilliancy of

conversation, fascination of manner, and symmetry of form objected to, as

the father is much at home, and there are grown-up sons.

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