_If you want one_
_Thin or fat_
_Get her address_
_From my flat._
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Latest reports from Cork, Ireland, indicate that the Sinn Fein have taken
Pluto, but cannot hold it.
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A girl may drive a coach,
Or even a motor car,
But the girl who rides a-horseback
Is stretching things too far.
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Brethren and sistern, our text fo’ today will be taken from the book
of Whiz Bang, chapta fo’ ’leven fo’ty fo’, verse seben ’leben: “He who
sitteth on a red hot stove shall rise again.”
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