A Plea for the Prodigal Girl

By O. D. Copeland.

I have read of the death of the martyrs; the story of Peter and Paul,

The story of Luther and Calvin—I respect and honor them all;

And also old Thomas and Stephen, honest and faithful men,

And I’ve read the sweet story of Jesus, and expect to read it again,

I’ve read of the Good Samaritan, of charity’s lesson begun,

And my heart goes out in great pity to the wayward, prodigal son.

All are so glad to welcome him, so quick to forget and forgive,

It makes no difference what he has done, if only comes back to live;

They have always prayed for the prodigal boy since ever the world

begun,

The joy, the glory, forgiveness of the returning wayward son,

But poets seem to forget to write of the saddest thing in the world—

They are not so eager to welcome back the poor little prodigal girl.

Just why she has turned out crooked—she happened to strike “the right

one,”

Who had the slick tongue of a Judas—and that was your prodigal son;

Though the boy is upheld and forgiven, it is common all over the world,

That you scornfully point out for gossip the poor little prodigal girl.

There is nothing so truly pathetic as the life of the maidens who fall,

And if you search down to the bottom, you will find man the cause of it

all.

But he is led back in society and nursed with the tenderest care,

Held up to the world as a hero, and mentioned in fervent prayer,

While she is cast out from her loved ones; out in the hard, cruel

world,

And everyone points out and scorns her, the poor little prodigal girl,

Now, as has been said quite often, and we will repeat it again,

That the lowest of fallen women are better than most of the men.

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Ten-year Mary saw her mother

Dolled all up—skirt “a la sport.”

“Mama, when will I be grown up

And can wear my dresses short?”

* * * * *

Ahoy, Liza’s Fig Tree!

Returning from France, a colored trooper was awakened from his nap on the

deck by a companion who shouted to him to get up and look at a passing

sail boat.

“Niggah,” drowsily answered the reclined trooper, “Don’t you all waken me

agin till we pass a tree.”

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Captain Billy's Whiz Bang, Vol. 2, No. 18, March, 1921 America's Magazine of Wit, Humor and Filosophy · 第 36 / 76 题