The Deadly Mouse

“What a brave, brave girl Mary is!” said a young man in enthusiastic

tones.

“Mary brave? How so?” inquired the young man’s sister.

“Why, at the dance last night,” said the young man, “she was the only

girl who kept her seat and remained perfectly cool when the mouse

appeared.”

“Pshaw!” said his sister. “That wasn’t bravery. Mary told me afterwards

that she had her old garters on.”

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Captain Billy's Whiz Bang, Vol. 2, No. 18, March, 1921 America's Magazine of Wit, Humor and Filosophy · 第 20 / 76 题