CHAPTER FIFTH.

HE RETURNS TO THE COURT OF FRANCE--HIS ADVENTURES AT

THE SIEGE OF ARRAS--HIS REPLY TO CARDINAL MAZARIN

--HE IS BANISHED THE COURT.

The Chevalier de Grammont, upon his return to France, sustained, with the

greatest success, the reputation he had acquired abroad: alert in play,

active and vigilant in love; sometimes successful, and always feared, in

his intrigues; in war alike prepared for the events of good or ill

fortune; possessing an inexhaustible fund of pleasantry in the former,

and full of expedients and dexterity in the latter.

Zealously attached to the Prince de Conde from inclination, he was a

witness, and, if we may be allowed to say it, his companion, in the glory

he had acquired at the celebrated battles of Lens, Norlinguen, and

Fribourg; and the details he so frequently gave of them were far from

diminishing their lustre.

[Louis of Bourbon, Duke d'Enghien, afterwards, by the death of his

father in 1656, Prince de Conde. Of this great man Cardinal de Retz

says, "He was born a general, which never happened but to Caesar, to

Spinola, and to himself. He has equalled the first: he has

surpassed the second. Intrepidity is one of the least shining

strokes in his character. Nature had formed him with a mind as

great as his courage. Fortune, in setting him out in a time of

wars, has given this last a full extent to work in: his birth, or

rather his education, in a family devoted and enslaved to the court,

has kept the first within too straight bounds. He was not taught

time enough the great and general maxims which alone are able to

form men to think always consistently. He never had time to learn

them of himself, because he was prevented from his youth, by the

great affairs that fell unexpectedly to his share, and by the

continual success he met with. This defect in him was the cause,

that with the soul in the world the least inclined to evil, he has

committed injuries; that with the heart of an Alexander, he has,

like him, had his failings; that with a wonderful understanding, he

has acted imprudently; that having all the qualities which the Duke

Francis of Guise had, he has not served the state in some occasions

so well as he ought; and that having likewise having all the

qualities of the Duke Henry of Guise, he has not carried faction so

far as he might. He could not come up to the height of his merit;

which, though it be a defect, must yet be owned to be very uncommon,

and only to be found in persons of the greatest abilities."]

So long as he had only some scruples of conscience, and a thousand

interests to sacrifice, he quitted all to follow a man, whom strong

motives and resentments, which in some manner appeared excusable, had

withdrawn from the paths of rectitude: he adhered to him in his first

disgrace, with a constancy of which there are few examples; but he could

not submit to the injuries which he afterwards received, and which such

an inviolable attachment so little merited. Therefore, without fearing

any reproach for a conduct which sufficiently justified itself, as he had

formerly deviated from his duty by entering into the service of the

Prince de Conde, he thought he had a right to leave him to return again

to his duty.

His peace was soon made at Court, where many, far more culpable than

himself, were immediately received into favour, when they desired it; for

the queen, still terrified at the dangers into which the civil wars had

plunged the State at the commencement of her regency, endeavoured by

lenient measures to conciliate the minds of the people.

[Anne of Austria, daughter of Philip III. of Spain, widow of Louis

XIII., to whom she was married in 1615, and mother of Louis XIV.

She died in 1666. Cardinal de Retz speaks of her in the following

terms. "The queen had more than anybody whom I ever knew, of that

sort of wit which was necessary for her not to appear a fool to

those that did not know her. She had in her more of harshness than

haughtiness; more of haughtiness than of greatness; more of outward

appearance than reality; more regard to money than liberality; more

of liberality than of self-interest; more of self-interest than

disinterestedness: she was more tied to persons by habit than by

affection; she had more of insensibility than of cruelty; she had a

better memory for injuries than for benefits; her intention towards

piety was greater than her piety; she had in her more of obstinacy

than of firmness; and more incapacity than of all the rest which I

mentioned before." Memoirs, vol. i., p. 247.]

The policy of the minister was neither sanguinary nor revengeful: his

favourite maxim was rather to appease the minds of the discontented by

lenity, than to have recourse to violent measures; to be content with

losing nothing by the war, without being at the expense of gaining any

advantage from the enemy; to suffer his character to be very severely

handled, provided he could amass much wealth, and to spin out the

minority to the greatest possible extent.

[Cardinal Mazarin, who, during a few of the latter years of his

life, governed France. He died at Vincennes the 9th of March 1661,

aged 59 years, leaving as heir to his name and property the Alarquis

de la Meilleray, who married his niece, and took the title of Duke

of Mazarin. On his death, Louis XIV. and the court appeared in

mourning, an honour not common, though Henry IV. had shewn it to the

memory of Gabrielle d'Estrees. Voltaire, who appears unwilling to

ascribe much ability to the cardinal, takes an opportunity, on

occasion of his death, to make the following observation.

--"We cannot refrain from combating the opinion, which supposes

prodigious abilities, and a genius almost divine, in those who have

governed empires with some degree of success. It is not a superior

penetration that makes statesmen; it is their character. All men,

how inconsiderable soever their share of sense may be, see their own

interest nearly alike. A citizen of Bern or Amsterdam, in this

respect, is equal to Sejanus, Ximenes, Buckingham, Richelieu, or

Mazarin; but our conduct and our enterprises depend absolutely on

our natural dispositions, and our success depends upon fortune."

Age of Louis XIV., chap. 5.]

His avidity to heap up riches was not alone confined to the thousand

different means, with which he was furnished by his authority, and the

situation in which he was placed: his whole pursuit was gain: he was

naturally fond of gaming; but he only played to enrich himself, and

therefore, whenever he found an opportunity, he cheated.

As he found the Chevalier de Grammont possessed a great deal of wit, and

a great deal of money, he was a man according to his wishes, and soon

became one of his set. The Chevalier soon perceived the artfulness and

dishonesty of the Cardinal, and thought it was allowable in him to put in

practice those talents which he had received from nature, not only in his

own defence, but even to attack him whenever an opportunity offered.

This would certainly be the place to mention these particulars; but who

can describe them with such ease and elegance as maybe expected by those

who have heard his own relation of them? Vain is the attempt to

endeavour to transcribe these entertaining anecdotes: their spirit seems

to evaporate upon paper; and in whatever light they are exposed the

delicacy of their colouring and their beauty is lost.

It is, then, enough to say, that upon all occasions where address was

reciprocally employed, the Chevalier gained the advantage; and that if

he paid his court badly to the minister, he had the consolation to find,

that those who suffered themselves to be cheated, in the end gained no

great advantage from their complaisance; for they always continued in

an abject submission, while the Chevalier de Grammont, on a thousand

different occasions, never put himself under the least restraint. Of

which the following is one instance:

The Spanish army, commanded by the Prince de Conde and the archduke,

--[Leopold, brother of the Emperor Ferdinand the III.]--besieged Arras.

The Court was advanced as far as Peronne.--[A little bat strong town,

standing among marshes on the river Somme, in Picardy.]--The enemy, by

the capture of this place, would have procured a reputation for their

army of which they were in great need; as the French, for a considerable

time past, had evinced a superiority in every engagement.

The Prince supported a tottering party, as far as their usual inactivity

and irresolution permitted him; but as in the events of war it is

necessary to act independently on some occasions, which, if once suffered

to escape, can never be retrieved; for want of this power it frequently

happened that his great abilities were of no avail. The Spanish infantry

had never recovered itself since the battle of Rocroy;--[This famous

battle was fought and won 19th May, 1643, five days after the death of

Louis XIII.]--and he who had ruined them by that victory, by fighting

against them, was the only man who now, by commanding their army, was

capable of repairing the mischief he had done them. But the jealousy

of the generals, and the distrust attendant upon their counsels, tied up

his hands.

Nevertheless, the siege of Arras was vigorously carried on.

[Voltaire observes, that it was the fortune of Turenne and Conde

to be always victorious when they fought at the head of the French,

and to be vanquished when they commanded the Spaniards. This was

Conde's fate before Arras, August 25, 1654, when he and the archduke

besieged that city. Turenne attacked them in their camp, and forced

their lines: the troops of the archduke were cut to pieces; and

Conde, with two regiments of French and Lorrainers, alone sustained

the efforts of Turenne's army; and, while the archduke was flying,

he defeated the Marshal de Hoquincourt, repulsed the Marshal de la

Ferte, and retreated victoriously himself, by covering the retreat

of the vanquished Spaniards. The king of Spain, in his letter to

him after this engagement, had these words: "I have been informed

that everything was lost, and that you have recovered everything."]

The Cardinal was very sensible how dishonourable it would be to suffer

this place to be taken under his nose, and almost in sight of the king.

On the other hand, it was very hazardous to attempt its relief, the

Prince de Conde being a man who never neglected the smallest precaution

for the security of his lines; and if lines are attacked and not forced,

the greatest danger threatens the assailants. For, the more furious the

assault, the greater is the disorder in the retreat; and no man in the

world knew so well as the Prince de Conde how to make the best use of an

advantage. The army, commanded by Monsieur de Turenne, was considerably

weaker than that of the enemy; it was, likewise, the only resource they

had to depend upon. If this army was defeated, the loss of Arras was not

the only misfortune to be dreaded.

The Cardinal, whose genius was happily adapted to such junctures, where

deceitful negotiations could extricate him out of difficulties, was

filled with terror at the sight of imminent danger, or of a decisive

event: he was of opinion to lay siege to some other place, the capture of

which might prove an indemnification for the loss of Arras; but Monsieur

de Turenne, who was altogether of a different opinion from the Cardinal,

resolved to march towards the enemy, and did not acquaint him with his

intentions until he was upon his march. The courier arrived in the midst

of his distress, and redoubled his apprehensions and alarms; but there

was then no remedy.

The Marshal, whose great reputation had gained him the confidence of the

troops, had determined upon his measures before an express order from the

Court could prevent him. This was one of those occasions in which the

difficulties you encounter heighten the glory of success. Though the

general's capacity, in some measure, afforded comfort to the Court, they

nevertheless were upon the eve of an event, which in one way or other

must terminate both their hopes and their fears while the rest of the

courtiers were giving various opinions concerning the issue, the

Chevalier de Grammont determined to be an eye-witness of it; a resolution

which greatly surprised the court; for those who had seen as many actions

as he had, seemed to be exempted from such eagerness; but it was in vain

that his friends opposed his resolutions.

The king was pleased with his intention; and the queen appeared no less

satisfied. He assured her that he would bring her good news; and she

promised to embrace him, if he was as good as his word. The Cardinal

made the same promise: to the latter, however, he did not pay much

attention; yet he believed it sincere, because the keeping of it would

cost him nothing.

He set out in the dusk of the evening with Caseau, whom Monsieur de

Turenne had sent express to their majesties. The Duke of York, and the

Marquis d'Humieres, commanded under the Marshal: the latter was upon duty

when the Chevalier arrived, it being scarce daylight. The Duke of York

did not at first recollect him; but the Marquis d'Humieres, running to

him with open arms, "I thought," said he, "if any man came from court to

pay us a visit upon such an occasion as this, it would be the Chevalier

de Grammont. Well," continued he, "what are they doing at Peronne?"

[Louis de Crevans, Marechal of France. He died 1694. Voltaire says

of him, that he was the first who, at the siege of Arras, in 1658,

was served in silver in the trenches, and had ragouts and entremets

served up to his table.]

"They are in great consternation," replied the Chevalier. "And what do

they think of us?" "They think," said he, "that if you beat the Prince,

you will do no more than your duty; if you are beaten, they will think

you fools and madmen, thus to have risked everything, without considering

the consequences." "Truly," said the Marquis, "you bring us very

comfortable news. Will you now go to Monsieur de Turenne's quarters,

to acquaint him with it; or will you choose rather to repose yourself in

mine? for you have been riding post all last night, and perhaps did not

experience much rest in the preceding." "Where have you heard that the

Chevalier de Grammont had ever any occasion for sleep?" replied he:

"Only order me a horse, that I may have the honour to attend the Duke of

York; for, most likely, he is not in the field so early, except to visit

some posts."

The advanced guard was only at cannon shot from that of the enemy. As

soon as they arrived there, "I should like," said the Chevalier de

Grammont, "to advance as far as the sentry which is posted on that

eminence: I have some friends and acquaintance in their army, whom I

should wish to inquire after: I hope the Duke of York will give me

permission." At these words he advanced. The sentry, seeing him come

forward directly to his post, stood upon his guard the Chevalier stopped

as soon as he was within shot of him. The sentry answered the sign which

was made to him, and made another to the officer, who had begun to

advance as soon as he had seen the Chevalier come forward, and was soon

up with him; but seeing the Chevalier de Grammont alone, he made no

difficulty to let him approach. He desired leave of this officer to

inquire after some relations he had in their army, and at the same time

asked if the Duke d'Arscot was at the siege. "Sir," said he, "there he

is, just alighted under those trees, which you see on the left of our

grand guard: it is hardly a minute since he was here with the Prince

d'Aremberg, his brother, the Baron de Limbec, and Louvigny." "May I see

them upon parole?" said the Chevalier. "Sir," said he, "if I were

allowed to quit my post, I would do myself the honour of accompanying you

thither; but I will send to acquaint them, that the Chevalier de Grammont

desires to speak to them:" and, after having despatched one of his guard

towards them, he returned. "Sir," said the Chevalier de Grammont, "may I

take the liberty to inquire how I came to be known to you?" "Is it

possible," said the other, "that the Chevalier de Grammont should forget

La Motte, who had the honour to serve so long in his regiment?" "What!

is it you, my good friend, La Motte? Truly, I was to blame for not

remembering you, though you are in a dress very different from that which

I first saw you in at Bruxelles, when you taught the Duchess of Guise to

dance the triolets: and I am afraid your affairs are not in so

flourishing a condition as they were the campaign after I had given you

the company you mention." They were talking in this manner, when the

Duke d'Arscot, followed by the gentlemen above mentioned, came up on

full gallop. The Chevalier de Grammont was saluted by the whole company

before he could say a word. Soon after arrived an immense number of

others of his acquaintance, with many people, out of curiosity, on both

sides, who, seeing him upon the eminence, assembled together with the

greatest eagerness; so that the two armies, without design, without

truce, and without fraud, were going to join in conversation, if, by

chance, Monsieur de Turenne had not perceived it at a distance. The

sight surprised him: he hastened that way; and the Marquis d'Humieres

acquainted him with the arrival of the Chevalier de Grammont, who wished

to speak to the sentry before he went to the headquarters: he added, that

he could not comprehend how the devil he had managed to assemble both

armies around him, for it was hardly a minute since he had left him.

"Truly," said Monsieur de Turenne, "he is a very extraordinary man; but

it is only reasonable that he should let us now have a little of his

company, since he has paid his first visit to the enemy." At these words

he despatched an aide-de-camp, to recal the officers of his army, and to

acquaint the Chevalier de Grammont with his impatience to see him.

This order arrived at the same time, with one of the same nature, to the

enemy's officers. The Prince de Conde, being informed of this peaceable

interview, was not the least surprised at it, when he heard that it was

occasioned by the arrival of the Chevalier de Grammont. He only gave

Lussan orders to recal the officers, and to desire the Chevalier to meet

him at the same place the next day; which the Chevalier promised to do,

provided Monsieur de Turenne should approve of it, as he made no doubt he

would.

His reception in the king's army was equally agreeable as that which he

had experienced from the enemy. Monsieur de Turenne esteemed him no less

for his frankness than for the poignancy of his wit: he took it very

kindly that he was the only courtier who came to see him in a time so

critical as the present: the questions which he asked him about the court

were not so much for information, as to divert himself with his manner of

relating their different apprehensions and alarms. The Chevalier de

Grammont advised him to beat the enemy, if he did not choose to be

answerable for an enterprise which he had undertaken without consulting

the Cardinal. Monsieur de Turenne promised him he would exert himself to

the utmost to follow his advice, and assured him, that if he succeeded,

he would make the queen keep her word with him; and concluded with

saying, that he was not sorry the Prince de Conde had expressed a desire

to see him. His measures were taken for an attack upon the lines: on

this subject he discoursed in private with the Chevalier de Grammont, and

concealed nothing from him except the time of execution: but this was all

to no purpose; for the Chevalier had seen too much, not to judge, from

his own knowledge, and the observations he had made, that from the

situation of the army, the attack could be no longer deferred.

He set out the next day for his rendezvous, attended by a trumpet, and

found the Prince at the place which Monsieur de Lussan had described to

him the evening before. As soon as he alighted: "Is it possible," said

the Prince, embracing him, "that this can be the Chevalier de Grammont,

and that I should see him in the contrary party?" "It is you, my lord,

whom I see there," replied the Chevalier, "and I refer it to yourself,

whether it was the fault of the Chevalier de Grammont, or your own, that

we now embrace different interests." "I must confess," said the Prince,

"that if there are some who have abandoned me like base ungrateful

wretches, you have left me, as I left myself, like a man of honour, who

thinks himself in the right: but let us forget all cause of resentment,

and tell me what was your motive for coming here, you, whom I thought at

Peronne with the court." "Must I tell you?" said he: "why, faith then,

I came to save your life. I know that you cannot help being in the midst

of the enemy in a day of battle; it is only necessary for your horse to

be shot under you, and to be taken in arms, to meet with the same

treatment from this Cardinal, as your uncle Montmorency did from the

other.

[Henry, Duke of Montmorency, who was taken prisoner first September,

1692, and had his head struck off at Toulouse in the month of

November following.]

"I come, therefore, to hold a horse in readiness for you, in case of a

similar misfortune, that you may not lose your head." "It is not the

first time," said the Prince, smiling, "that you have rendered me this

service, though the being taken prisoner at that time could not have been

so dangerous to me as now."

From this conversation, they passed to more entertaining subjects. The

Prince asked him many questions concerning the court, the ladies, play,

and about his amours; and returning insensibly to the present situation

of affairs, the Chevalier having inquired after some officers of his

acquaintance, who had remained with him, the Prince told him that if he

chose, he might go to the lines, where he would have an opportunity not

only of seeing those whom he inquired after, but likewise the disposition

of the quarters and entrenchments. To this he consented, and the Prince

having shown him all the works and attended him back to their rendezvous,

"Well, Chevalier, said he, "when do you think we shall see you again?"

"Faith," replied he, "you have used me so handsomely, that I shall

conceal nothing from you. Hold yourself in readiness an hour before

daybreak; for, you may depend upon it, we shall attack you to-morrow

morning. I would not have acquainted you with this, perhaps, had I been

entrusted with the secret, but, nevertheless, in the present case you may

believe me." "You are still the same man," said the Prince, again

embracing him. The Chevalier returned to Monsieur de Turenne's camp

towards night; every preparation was then making for the attack of the

lines, and it was no longer a secret among the troops.

"Well, Monsieur le Chevalier, were they all very glad to see you?" said

Monsieur de Turenne; "the Prince, no doubt, received you with the

greatest kindness, and asked a great number of questions?" "He has shown

me all the civility imaginable," replied the Chevalier; "and, to convince

me he did not take me for a spy, he led me round the lines and

entrenchments, and showed me the preparations he had made for your

reception." "And what is his opinion?" said the Marshal. "He is

persuaded that you will attack him to-night, or to-morrow by daybreak;

for you great captains," continued the Chevalier, "see through each

other's designs in a wonderful manner."

Monsieur de Turenne, with pleasure, received this commendation from

a man who was not indiscriminately accustomed to bestow praise. He

communicated to him the disposition of the attack; and at the same time

acquainted him, that he was very happy that a man who had seen so many

actions was to be present at this; and that he esteemed it no small

advantage to have the benefit of his advice, but as he believed that the

remaining part of the night would be hardly sufficient for his repose,

after having passed the former without any refreshment, he consigned him

to the Marquis d'Humieres, who provided him with a supper and a lodging.

The next day the lines of Arras were attacked, wherein Monsieur de

Turenne, being victorious, added additional lustre to his former glory;

and the Prince de Conde, though vanquished, lost nothing of his former

reputation.

There are so many accounts of this celebrated battle, that to mention it

here would be altogether superfluous. The Chevalier de Grammont, who,

as a volunteer, was permitted to go into every part, has given a better

description of it than any other person. Monsieur de Turenne reaped

great advantage from that activity which never forsook the Chevalier

either in peace or war; and that presence of mind which enabled him to

carry orders, as coming from the general, so very apropos, that Monsieur

de Turenne, otherwise very particular in such matters, thanked him, when

the battle was over, in the presence of all his officers, and despatched

him to court with the first news of his success.

All that is generally necessary in these expeditions, is to be accustomed

to hard riding, and to be well provided with fresh horses, but he had a

great many other obstacles to surmount. In the first place, the parties

of the enemy were dispersed over all the country, and obstructed his

passage. Then he had to prepare against greedy and officious courtiers,

who, on such occasions, post themselves in all the avenues, in order to

cheat the poor courier out of his news. However, his address preserved

him from the one, and deceived the others.

He had taken eight or ten troopers, commanded by an officer of his

acquaintance, to escort him half way to Bapaume, being persuaded that the

greatest danger would lie between the camp and the first stage. He had

not proceeded a league before he was convinced of the truth of what he

suspected, and turning to the officer who followed him closely, "If you

are not well mounted," said he, "I would advise you to return to the

camp; for my part, I shall set spurs to my horse, and make the best of

my way." "Sir," said the officer, "I hope I shall be able to keep you

company, at whatever rate you go, until you are out of all danger."

"I doubt that," replied the Chevalier, "for those gentlemen there seem

prepared to pay us a visit." "Don't you see," said the officer, "they

are some of our own people who are grazing their horses?" "No," said the

Chevalier; "but I see very well that they are some of the enemy's

troopers." Upon which, observing to him that they were mounting, he

ordered the horsemen that escorted him to prepare themselves to make a

diversion, and he himself set off full speed towards Bapaume.

He was mounted upon a very swift English horse; but having entangled

himself in a hollow way where the ground was deep and miry, he soon had

the troopers at his heels, who, supposing him to be some officer of rank,

would not be deceived, but continued to pursue him without paying any

attention to the others. The best mounted of the party began to draw

near him; for the English horses, swift as the wind on even ground,

proceeded but very indifferently in bad roads; the trooper presented his

carbine, and cried out to him, at some distance, "Good quarter." The

Chevalier de Grammont, who perceived that they gained upon him, and that

whatever efforts his horse made in such heavy ground, he must be

overtaken at last, immediately quitted the road to Bapaume, and took a

causeway to the left, which led quite a different way; as soon as he had

gained it, he drew up, as if to hear the proposal of the trooper, which

afforded his horse an opportunity of recovering himself; while his enemy,

mistaking his intention, and thinking that he only waited to surrender,

immediately exerted every effort, that he might take him before the rest

of his companions, who were following, could arrive, and by this means

almost killed his horse.

One minute's reflection made the Chevalier consider what a disagreeable

adventure it would be, thus coming from so glorious a victory, and the

dangers of a battle so warmly disputed, to be taken by a set of

scoundrels who had not been in it, and, instead of being received in

triumph, and embraced by a great queen, for the important news with

which he was charged, to see himself stripped by the vanquished.

During this short meditation, the trooper who followed him was arrived

within shot, and still presenting his carbine, offered him good quarter,

but the Chevalier de Grammont, to whom this offer, and the manner in

which it was made, were equally displeasing, made a sign to him to lower

his piece; and perceiving his horse to be in wind, he lowered his hand,

rode off like lightning, and left the trooper in such astonishment that

he even forgot to fire at him.

As soon as he arrived at Bapaume, he changed horses; the commander of

this place showed him the greatest respect, assuring him that no person

had yet passed; that he would keep the secret, and that he would retain

all that followed him, except the couriers of Monsieur de Turenne.

He now had only to guard against those who would be watching for him

about the environs of Peronne, to return as soon as they saw him, and

carry his news to court, without being acquainted with any of the

particulars. He knew very well that Marshal du Plessis, Marshal de

Villeroy, and Gaboury, had boasted of this to the Cardinal before his

departure. Wherefore, to elude this snare, he hired two well-mounted

horsemen at Bapaume, and as soon as he had got a league from that place,

and after giving them each two louis d'ors, to secure their fidelity,

he ordered them to ride on before, to appear very much terrified, and to

tell all those who should ask them any questions, "that all was lost,

that the Chevalier de Grammont had stopped at Bapaume, having no great

inclination to be the messenger of ill news; and that as for themselves,

they had been pursued by the enemy's troopers, who were spread over the

whole country since the defeat."

Everything succeeded to his wish: the horsemen were intercepted by

Gaboury, whose eagerness had outstripped the two marshals'; but whatever

questions were asked them, they acted their parts so well, that Peronne

was already in consternation, and rumours of the defeat were whispered

among the courtiers, when the Chevalier de Grammont arrived.

Nothing so enhances the value of good news, as when a false alarm of

bad has preceded; yet, though the Chevalier's was accompanied with this

advantage, none but their Majesties received it with that transport of

joy it deserved.

The queen kept her promise to him in the most fascinating manner: she

embraced him before the whole court; the king appeared no less delighted;

but the Cardinal, whether with the view of lessening the merit of an

action which deserved a handsome reward, or whether it was from a return

of that insolence which always accompanied him in prosperity, appeared at

first not to pay any attention to what he said, and being afterwards

informed that the lines had been forced, that the Spanish army was

beaten, and that Arras was relieved, "Is the Prince de Conde taken?"

said he. "No," replied the Chevalier de Grammont. "He is dead then, I

suppose?" said the Cardinal. "Not so, neither," answered the Chevalier.

"Fine news indeed!" said the Cardinal, with an air of contempt; and at

these words he went into the queen's cabinet with their majesties. And

happy it was for the Chevalier that he did so, for without doubt he would

have given him some severe reply, in resentment for those two fine

questions, and the conclusion he had drawn from them.

The court was filled with the Cardinal's spies: the Chevalier, as is

usual on such an occasion, was surrounded by a crowd of courtiers and

inquisitive people, and he was very glad to ease himself of some part

of the load which laid heavy on his heart, within the hearing of the

Cardinal's creatures, and which he would perhaps have told him to his

face. "Faith, gentlemen," said he, with a sneer, "there is nothing like

being zealous and eager in the service of kings and great princes: you

have seen what a gracious reception his Majesty has given me; you are

likewise witnesses in what an obliging manner the queen kept her promise

with me; but as for the Cardinal, he has received my news as if he gained

no more by it than he did by the death of Peter Mazarin."

[Peter Mazarin was father to the Cardinal. He was a native of

Palermo in Sicily, which place he left in order to settle at Rome,

where he died in the year 1654.]

This was sufficient to terrify all those who were sincerely attached to

him; and the best established fortune would have been ruined at some

period by a jest much less severe: for it was delivered in the presence

of witnesses, who were only desirous of having an opportunity of

representing it in its utmost malignancy, to make a merit of their

vigilance with a powerful and absolute minister. Of this the Chevalier

de Grammont was thoroughly convinced; yet whatever detriment he foresaw

might arise from it, he could not help being much pleased with what he

had said.

The spies very faithfully discharged their duty: however, the affair took

a very different turn from what they expected. The next day, when the

Chevalier de Grammont was present while their Majesties were at dinner,

the Cardinal came in, and coming up to him, everybody making way for him

out of respect: "Chevalier," said he, "the news which you have brought

is very good, their Majesties are very well satisfied with it; and to

convince you it is more advantageous to me than the death of Peter

Mazarin, if you will come and dine with me we will have some play

together; for the queen will give us something to play for, over and

above her first promise."

In this manner did the Chevalier de Grammont dare to provoke a powerful

minister, and this was all the resentment which the least vindictive of

all statesmen expressed on the occasion. It was indeed very unusual for

so young a man to reverence the authority of ministers no farther, than

as they were themselves respectable by their merit; for this, his own

breast, as well as the whole court, applauded him, and he enjoyed the

satisfaction of being the only man who durst preserve the least shadow of

liberty, in a general state of servitude; but it was perhaps owing to the

Cardinal's passing over this insult with impunity, that he afterwards

drew upon himself some difficulties, by other rash expressions less

fortunate in the event.

In the mean time the court returned: the Cardinal, who was sensible that

he could no longer keep his master in a state of tutelage, being himself

worn out with cares and sickness, and having amassed treasures he knew

not what to do with, and being sufficiently loaded with the weight of

public odium, he turned all his thoughts towards terminating, in a manner

the most advantageous for France, a ministry which had so cruelly shaken

that kingdom. Thus, while he was earnestly laying the foundations of a

peace so ardently wished for, pleasure and plenty began to reign at

court.

The Chevalier de Grammont experienced for a long time a variety of

fortune in love and gaming: he was esteemed by the courtiers, beloved by

beauties whom he neglected, and a dangerous favourite of those whom he

admired; more successful in play than in his amours; but the one

indemnifying him for want of success in the other, he was always full of

life and spirits; and in all transactions of importance, always a man of

honour.

It is a pity that we must be forced here to interrupt the course of his

history, by an interval of some years, as has been already done at the

commencement of these memoirs. In a life where the most minute

circumstances are always singular and diverting, we can meet with no

chasm which does not afford regret; but whether he did not think them

worthy of holding a place among his other adventures, or that he has only

preserved a confused idea of them, we must pass to the parts of these

fragments which are better ascertained, that we may arrive at the subject

of his journey to England.

The peace of the Pyrenees, the king's marriage,--the return of the

Prince de Conde, and the death of the Cardinal, gave a new face to the

state.

[Louis XIV. married Maria Theresa of Austria. She was born 20th

September, 1638, married 1st June, 1660, and entered Paris 26th

August following. She died at Versailles 30th July, 1683, and was

buried at St. Denis.]

The eyes of the whole nation were fixed upon their king, who, for

nobleness of mien, and gracefulness of person, had no equal; but it was

not then known that he was possessed of those superior abilities, which,

filling his subjects with admiration, in the end made him so formidable

to Europe. Love and ambition, the invisible springs of the intrigues and

cabals of all courts, attentively observed his first steps: pleasure

promised herself an absolute empire over a prince who had been kept in

ignorance of the necessary rules of government, and ambition had no hopes

of reigning in the court except in the minds of those who were able to

dispute the management of affairs; when men were surprised to see the

king on a sudden display such brilliant abilities, which prudence, in

some measure necessary, had so long obliged him to conceal.

An application, inimical to the pleasures which generally attract that

age, and which unlimited power very seldom refuses, attached him solely

to the cares of government: all admired this wonderful change, but all

did not find their account in it: the great lost their consequence before

an absolute master, and the courtiers approached with reverential awe the

sole object of their respects and the sole master of their fortunes:

those who had conducted themselves like petty tyrants in their provinces,

and on the frontiers, were now no more than governors: favours, according

to the king's pleasure, were sometimes conferred on merit, and sometimes

for services done the state; but to importune, or to menace the court,

was no longer the method to obtain them.

The Chevalier de Grammont regarded his master's attention to the affairs

of state as a prodigy: he could not conceive how he could submit at his

age to the rules he prescribed himself, or that he should give up so many

hours of pleasure, to devote them to the tiresome duties, and laborious

functions of government; but he blessed the Lord that henceforward no

more homage was to be paid, no more court to be made, but to him alone,

to whom they were justly due. Disdaining as he did the servile adoration

usually paid to a minister, he could never crouch before the power of the

two Cardinals who succeeded each other: he neither worshipped the

arbitrary power of the one, nor gave his approbation to the artifices of

the other; he had never received anything from Cardinal Richelieu but an

abbey, which, on account of his rank, could not be refused him; and he

never acquired anything from Mazarin but what he won of him at play.

By many years' experience under an able general he had acquired a talent

for war; but this during a general peace was of no further service to

him. He therefore thought that, in the midst of a court flourishing in

beauties and abounding in wealth, he could not employ himself better than

in endeavouring to gain the good opinion of his master, in making the

best use of those advantages which nature had given him for play, and in

putting in practice new stratagems in love.

He succeeded very well in the two first of these projects, and as he had

from that time laid it down as the rule of his conduct to attach himself

solely to the king in all his views of preferment, to have no regard for

favour unless when it was supported by merit, to make himself beloved by

the courtiers and feared by the minister, to dare to undertake anything

in order to do good, and to engage in nothing at the expense of

innocence, he soon became one in all the king's parties of pleasure,

without gaining the ill will of the courtiers. In play he was

successful, in love unfortunate; or, to speak more properly, his

restlessness and jealousy overcame his natural prudence, in a situation

wherein he had most occasion for it. La Motte Agencourt was one of the

maids of honour to the queen dowager, and, though no sparkling beauty,

she had drawn away lovers from the celebrated Meneville.

[These two ladies at this period seem to have made a distinguished

figure in the annals of gallantry. One of their contemporaries

mentions them in these terms: "In this case, perhaps, I can give a

better account than most people; as, for instance, they had raised a

report, when the queen-mother expelled Mademoiselle de la Motte

Agencourt, that it was on his score, when I am assured, upon very

good grounds, that it was for entertaining the Marquis de Richelieu

against her majesty's express command. This lady, who was one of

her maids of honour, was a person whom I was particularly acquainted

with; and that so much, as I was supposed to have a passion for her:

she was counted one of the finest women of the court, and therefore

I was not at all displeased to have it thought so; for except

Mademoiselle de Meneville, (who had her admirers,) there was none

that could pretend to dispute it" Memoirs of the Comte de Rochfort,

1696, p. 210. See also Anquetil, Louis XVI. sa Cour et le Regent,

tome i. p. 46.]

It was sufficient in those days for the king to cast his eye upon a

young lady of the court to inspire her with hopes, and often with tender

sentiments; but if he spoke to her more than once, the courtiers took it

for granted, and those who had either pretensions to, or love for her,

respectfully withdrew both the one and the other, and afterwards only

paid her respect; but the Chevalier de Grammont thought fit to act quite

otherwise, perhaps to preserve a singularity of character, which upon the

present occasion was of no avail.

He had never before thought of her, but as soon as he found that she

was honoured with the king's attention, he was of opinion that she was

likewise deserving of his. Having attached himself to her, he soon

became very troublesome, without convincing her he was much in love.

She grew weary of his persecutions, but he would not desist, neither on

account of her ill-treatment nor of her threats. This conduct of his at

first made no great noise, because she was in hopes that he would change

his behaviour; but finding him rashly persist in it, she complained of

him: and then it was that he perceived that if love renders all

conditions equal, it is not so between rivals. He was banished the

court, and not finding any place in France which could console him for

what he most regretted--the presence and sight of his prince--after

having made some slight reflections upon his disgrace, and bestowed

a few imprecations against her who was the cause of it, he at last

formed the resolution of visiting England.

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