WHY CUPID FAVOURS BRUNETTES

How are we to account for this undeniable change in favour of brunettes?

Is it merely a matter of Taste and Fashion? Are we simply going through

a period of brunette-worship which in turn will be followed by a century

or two of blonde-worship, and so on _ad infinitum_? or are there reasons

for believing that Cupid will abide by his present decision, and

continue to eliminate blondes? There are several such reasons, which may

best be discussed separately, under the heads of Complexion, Hair, and

Eyes.

(1) _Complexion._—The dark skin is more soft and velvety than the light

skin, and therefore more agreeable to the touch; hence, as Winckelmann

remarks, “he who prefers dark to fair beauty is not on that account to

be censured; indeed, one might approve his choice, if he is attracted

less by sight than by the touch.” But the eye, too, is likely to be more

pleased by a brunette than a pure blond complexion. In the dark skin the

pigmentary matter tones down the too vivid red of the translucent blood,

wherefore the brunette complexion appears more mellow and delicate in

its tints than the Scandinavian blonde, in which a blush suggests a

hectic flush, and its normal whiteness the pallor of ill-health or a

lack of invigorating and beautifying sunshine.

The brunette complexion, in a word, suggests to the mind the idea of

_stored-up sunshine_, i.e. _Health_; and as Health is what primarily

attracts Cupid, this, combined with his taste for delicate tints and

veiled blushes, partly accounts for his preference of the dark type.

Youthful freshness is another bait which tempts Cupid; and it is well

known that the dark complexion does not, as a rule, fade so soon as the

blond.

That the brownish skin is commonly healthier than the white is also

shown by its being less subject to the irregularity in the secretion of

pigmentary matter which causes freckles. These blemishes, like smallpox

marks, are much rarer among the dark than among blond races and

individuals.

The skin of blondes who are exposed to a hot sun and raw weather becomes

red, inflamed, and decidedly unbeautiful, while a brunette’s complexion

only becomes a shade darker, and possibly all the more attractive. This

suggests another reason why the brunettes have an advantage over blondes

in the country, where love-making is chiefly carried on in summer. Yet

it will not do for the blondes to avoid the sunshine on this account,

for that will make them anæmic and prematurely old.

There is a class of extreme blondes to whom sunlight is not only

irritating, but positively painful. They are called albinos, because

there is no brown pigment whatever in any part of their body—skin, hair,

or iris. The Dutch call them Kakerlaken or cockroaches, because, like

these animals, they avoid the light. Such anomalous individuals occur

also among animals; and Darwin has noted regarding birds that albinos do

not pair, apparently because they are rejected by their

normally-coloured comrades. This fact has a remote bearing on our

argument, for blondes are intermediate between albinos and brunettes.

It would appear, indeed, as if not only the complexion but the general

constitution of the dark type were superior to that of the blond type.

In the chapter on the Complexion it was stated that a dark hue is

regarded in Australia and elsewhere as evidence of superior strength.

The ancient Greeks, Winckelmann tells us, although they called the young

with fair complexions “children of the gods,” looked upon a brown

complexion in boys as an indication of courage. Professor Topinard

states that “the fair races are especially adapted to temperate and cool

regions, and the South is looked upon as almost forbidden ground. The

brown races, on the contrary, have a remarkable power of becoming

acclimatised.” Several writers have even endeavoured to account for the

gradual increase in the proportion of brunettes by connecting it with

the modern tendency towards centralisation of the population in large

cities, where the blondes, being unable to resist their unsanitary

surroundings, are eliminated, while the more vigorous and fertile

brunettes survive and multiply.

One reason why tourists are more impressed by the prevalence of beauty

in southern than in northern regions, is because the working classes are

more beautiful in the South than in the North; and the working classes,

of course, constitute the vast majority of the population everywhere.

“In northern countries,” says Mr. Lecky, “the prevailing cast of beauty

depends rather on colour than on form. It consists chiefly of a

freshness and delicacy of complexion which severe labour and constant

exposure necessarily destroy, and which is therefore rarely found in the

highest perfection among the very poor. But the southern type is

essentially democratic. The fierce rays of the sun only mellow and

mature its charms. Its most perfect examples may be found in the hovel

as in the palace, and the effects of this diffusion of beauty may be

traced both in the manners and the morals of the people.”

Another advantage to the study and development of Personal Beauty lies

in the fact, noted by Ruskin, “that in climates where the body can be

more openly and frequently visited by sun and weather, the nude both

comes to be regarded in a way more grand and pure, as not of necessity

awakening ideas of base kind (as pre-eminently with the Greeks), and

also from that exposure receives a firmness and sunny elasticity very

different from the silky softness of the clothed nations of the North.”

(2) _Hair._—"That noble beauty," says Winckelmann, “which consists not

merely in a soft skin, a brilliant complexion, wanton or languishing

eyes, but in the shape or form, is found more frequently in countries

which enjoy a uniform mildness of climate.” “This difference shows

itself even in the hair of the head and of the beard, and both in warm

climates have a more beautiful growth even from childhood, so that the

greater number of children in Italy are born with fine curling hair,

which loses none of its beauty with increasing years. All the beards,

also, are curly, ample, and finely shaped; whereas those of the pilgrims

who come to Rome from the other side of the Alps are generally, like the

hair of their heads, stiff, bristly, straight, and pointed.”

Nevertheless, the hair is the blonde’s one feature in which, so far as

the head itself is concerned, she may dispute the supremacy with the

brunette. Light hair is finer than dark hair, and there is more of it to

the square inch; and as for the colour, who will say that a girl with

“golden locks which make such wanton gambols” is inferior in beauty to

one who is “robed in the long night of her deep hair”?

But if the positive tests of Beauty—Colour, Lustre, Smoothness,

Delicacy, etc.—do not permit us to give the preference to dark hair, it

is otherwise when we come to the negative tests. A fine head of blond

hair _may_ be as beautiful as a head of brown hair, but it is not so apt

to be beautiful; it has a tendency to become “stiff, bristly, straight,

and pointed.” There are various reasons for believing that light hair as

a rule is not so healthy, not so well-nourished, as dark hair. Every

reader must have noticed among his friends that the blondes are much

more likely than the brunettes to complain of dry and refractory hairs,

and difficulty in keeping them in shape.

“The end of long hair is usually lighter in colour than its beginning,”

as Professor Kollmann remarks: “at a distance from the skin the hairs

lose their natural oil as well as the nourishing sap which comes from

their roots.” This implies that the colour of the hair becomes darker

with increasing vigour and vitality. We have seen that the same is true

of the colour of animals in general, the healthiest being the most

vividly coloured, and the males commonly darker than the less vigorous

females; and as for plants, who has not noticed how easy it is to trace

the course of an invisible brooklet in a meadow, not only by the greater

luxuriance, but the much darker colour of the grass which lines its

banks?

Once more, we know that old age, great sorrow, terror, headaches, or

insanity, diminish the pigmentary matter in the hair and make it

lighter—gray or white; and that by frequently brushing blond hair we not

only make it more glossy and shapely, but at the same time darker.

Red hair is probably an abnormal variety of blond hair, since it does

not occur among the darker races. It is disliked not only because it is

so often associated with freckles, but because it is commonly dry,

coarse, and bristly. The Brahmins were forbidden to marry a red-haired

woman; and the populace of most countries, confounding moral with

æsthetic impressions, accuses red-haired people of various shortcomings.

“Sandy hair, when well brushed and kept glossy with the natural oil of

the scalp, changes to a warm golden tinge. I have seen,” says the author

of the _Ugly Girl Papers_, “a most obnoxious head of colour so changed

by a few years’ care that it became the admiration of the owner’s

friends, and could hardly be recognised as the withered, fiery locks

once worn.”

An American newspaper paragraph, for the truthfulness of which I cannot

vouch, recently stated that twenty-one men in Cincinnati, who had

married red-haired women, were found to be colour-blind. A person who is

colour-blind mistakes red for black.

(3) _Eyes._—But it is when we leave the scalp that the superiority of

dark over light hair becomes most manifest. That black eyelashes and

eyebrows are infinitely more beautiful than light-coloured ones, is

admitted without a dissentient voice; and it is needless to add that

brunettes, whether gray or black-eyed, are almost certain to have dark

eyelashes, while blondes are almost certain not to have them. Hence the

painting of light eyelashes has been a common artifice among all nations

and at all times; and Mrs. Haweis goes so far as to sanction the use of

nasty gray hair powder because it “makes the eyebrows and eyelashes

appear much darker than they really are.” I have, however, seen black

eyelashes on several young ladies who could hardly be classed as

brunettes, and who assured me on their conscience that they had not dyed

them. Can it be possible that Sexual Selection (_i.e._ the æsthetic

overtone in Romantic Love) is endeavouring to evolve a type of Beauty in

which golden locks will be allowed to remain, while the eyelashes will

be changed to black? The only objection to this surmise is that the hair

in other parts of the face (chin and upper lip), though rarely of the

same colour as that on the scalp, is almost always lighter in hue. But,

whether or not Love can accomplish the miracle of making black lashes

universal, the fact remains that they are in all cases a thousand times

more charming than yellow or red lashes, and also more apt to be long

and delicately curved, coyly veiling the mysterious lustre and fire of

the iris.

Concerning the iris, in turn, it cannot be denied that it is most

beautiful when black (dark brown), or so deeply blue or violet as to be

easily taken for black. This superiority of the dark hue is due partly

to the fact that a brown eye is commonly more lustrous than a light eye,

and partly to the law of contrast; for a light-coloured iris obviously

does not present such a vivid contrast to the white of the eye as a

brown iris, and is therefore apt to seem vague, watery, and superficial

in expression. The light blue or gray eye appears shallow. All its

beauty seems to be on the surface, whereas the “soul-deep eyes of

darkest night” appear unfathomable through their bewitching glamour.

What is the etymology of the word bella donna? Was it given to the plant

on account of the beauty of its cherry-like berries? or was it not

rather chosen by some poet who noted the wondrous effect of these

poisonous berries in changing all eyes into black eyes by enlarging the

pupils, thus making every donna a bella donna, or “beautiful lady”?

Great, indeed, must be the fascination of a large pupil, since so many

women have braved the danger to health, and the certainty of impairment

of vision, which follow the use of this poison as a cosmetic.

It was noted in an earlier part of this volume that young men are led to

propose chiefly in the evening, because the twilight enlarges the pupil,

thus not only beautifying _her_ eyes, but enabling him to see _his own_

divine image reflected in them, proving his Monopoly of her soul. A

brunette’s dark eyes on such an occasion appear to be _all_ pupil: how,

then, can you wonder that brunettes are gaining on blondes?

However, let not the blondes despair. As they become scarcer they will

for that very reason be valued the more as curiosities, and the last of

them, should she fail to find a husband, will be able to command a

handsome salary in a museum or as a comic opera singer.

Moreover, there is no reason why physiologists should not ere long

discover the secret of changing the tint of the skin, hair, and iris to

suit one’s taste. All children are born with light eyes, but a great

many exchange them for dark eyes as soon as they realise their mistake.

We also know that ill-health temporarily changes the colour of the hair.

According to the _Popular Science Monthly_, “Prentiss records a case of

a patient to whom muriate of pilocarpine was administered

hypodermically, and whose hair was changed from light blond to nearly

jet black, and his eyes from light blue to dark blue.” The eating of

sorghum is also said to favour the evolution of a brunette colour. But

it is to the electricians that we must look for a harmless and efficient

method of stimulating the secretion of pigmentary matter in the iris,

skin, and hair. The man who first discovers how to change blondes to

brunettes will acquire a fame as great as Newton’s or Shakspere’s, and

when he dies Cupid will appoint him his private secretary.

“John,” we can hear a woman say to her husband twenty years hence—"John,

Laura is now five years old. Don’t you think it is time to send her over

to Dr. Electrode? I don’t object to her yellow hair, but I do think her

complexion, iris, and eyelashes should be made several shades darker.

She will then stand a better chance in the marriage-market when she gets

older."

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