MASCULINE FASHIONS

In his emancipation from Fashion man has made much more progress than

woman. There is still a considerable number of shallow-brained young

“society men” who naïvely and minutely accept the slight variations

introduced every year in the cut and style of cravats, shirts, and

evening-dress by cunning tailors, in order to compel men to throw away

last season’s suits and order new ones. But much larger is the number of

men who disregard such innovations, and laugh at the silly persons who

meekly accept them, even when their taste is offended by such new

fashions as the hideous collars and hats with which the market is

occasionally flooded.

There was a time when men spent as much time and money on dress in a

week as they now do in a year; a time when men were as strictly ruled by

capricious, cunning Fashion as women are to-day. Lord March, we read,

“laid a wager that he would make fashionable the most humiliating dress

he could think of. Accordingly, he wore a blue coat with crimson collar

and cuffs—a livery, and not a tasteful livery—but he won his bet.” After

the battle of Agincourt, it is said, “the Duc de Bourbon, in order to

ransom King John, sold his overcoat to a London Jew, who gave no more

than its value, we may be pretty sure, but nevertheless gave 5200 crowns

of gold for it. It seems to have been a mass of the most precious gems.”

The Duke of Buckingham “had twenty-seven suits of clothes made, the

richest that embroidery, lace, silk, velvet, silver, gold, and gems

could contribute; one of which was a white uncut velvet, set all over,

both suit and cloak, with diamonds valued at fourscore thousand pounds,

besides a great feather stuck all over with diamonds, as were also his

sword, girdle, hat, and spurs.”

Mr. Spencer cites two amusing instances of masculine subjection to

fashion in Africa and mediæval Europe. Among the Darfurs in Africa, “If

the sultan, being on horseback, happens to fall off, all his followers

must fall off likewise; and should any one omit this formality, however

great he may be, he is laid down and beaten.” “In 1461, Duke Philip of

Burgundy, having had his hair cut during an illness, issued an edict

that all the nobles of his states should be shorn also. More than five

hundred persons sacrificed their hair.”

So far as men are still subject to the influence of ugly fashions, they

differ from women in at least frankly acknowledging the ugliness of

these fashions. Whereas most women admire, or pretend to admire,

corsets, high-heeled boots, crinolettes, bustles, etc., there are few

men who do not detest _e.g._ the unshapely, baggy trousers, which were

so greatly abhorred by the æsthetic sense of the ancient Greeks; and

most men to-day (except those who have ugly legs) would gladly wear

knee-breeches, if they could do so without making themselves too

conspicuous. Herein lies the greatest impediment to dress reform. To

make oneself very conspicuous is justly considered a breach of good

manners; and few have the courage, like Mr. Oscar Wilde, to make martyrs

and butts of ridicule of themselves.

But if individuals are comparatively powerless, clubs of acknowledged

standing might make themselves very useful to the cause of Personal

Beauty, as affected by dress, if they would vote to adopt in a body

certain reforms as regards trousers, hats, and evening-dress. Then it

would no longer be said of a man rationally dressed that he is

eccentric, but that he belongs to the X—— Club; and many outsiders would

immediately follow suit for the coveted distinction of being taken for

members of that club. Thus both the wise and the foolish would be

gratified.

As showing how invariably and consistently Fashion is the handmaid of

ugliness, it is curious to note that the several styles of dress worn by

men are fashionable in proportion to their ugliness. For the greatest

occasions the swallow-tail or evening-dress is prescribed. Next in rank

is the ugly frock-coat, for morning calls. Of late, it is true, the more

becoming “cut-away” has been tolerated in place of the frock-coat; but

the sack-coat, which alone follows the natural outlines of the body, and

neither has a caudal appendage, like the evening-dress, nor, like the

frock-coat, gives the impression that a man’s waist extends down to his

knees, is altogether tabooed at social gatherings, except those of the

most informal kind.

Man’s evening-dress is so uniquely unæsthetic and ugly that fashionable

women have of course long been eyeing it with envy and have gradually

adopted some of its features. One of these is the chimney-pot hat, the

cause of so much premature baldness and discomfort. But women are not

quite so foolish as men in this matter; for they do not wear tall hats

at evening-parties and the opera, but only when out riding, where the

necessity of dodging about to keep them on against the force of the wind

and the blows of overhanging boughs, compels them to go through all

sorts of grotesque gymnastics with neck and head. If they wore a more

rational and becoming head-dress on horseback they might easily look

pretty and graceful, which would be fatal to their chances of being

considered fashionable.

In comparing masculine and feminine fashions, we must note that trousers

and swallow-tailed coats, though ugly, are harmless; while high-heeled

shoes, corsets, chignons, etc., are as fatal to health as to Personal

Beauty.

It is sometimes claimed in behalf of Fashion that, though it often

favours ugliness, it establishes a rule and model for all; whereas, if

everything were left to individual taste, the result might be still more

disastrous. Nonsense. Rare as good taste is among women, a modicum is

commonly present; and there are extremely few who, if not overawed by

the Fashion Fetish, would ever invent or adopt such hideous

irrepressible monstrosities as bustles, crinolines, chignons, trailing

dresses, Chinese boots, bird-corpse hats, etc.

A protest must, finally, be made against the horrible figures which in

our fashion papers are constantly offered as models of style and

appearance. Even in the best of them, such as Harper’s _Bazar_, which

frequently points out the injuriousness of tight lacing, female figures

are printed every week with hideously narrow waists, such as no woman

could possibly possess unless she were in the last stages of

consumption, or some other wasting disease.

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