A BYE-ELECTION LAY.

(_By a disappointed Western

Wire-puller._)

After a conflict such as this,

Some moralising's due;

And we in Bristol of the fight

Can take a "bird's-eye" view.

The poll we cannot truly call

The pleasantest of pills;

It's really rather sad our "won'ts"

Should come so near our "WILLS."

Yet there's some comfort in the fact,

Some salve for spirits sore,

That Bristol nobly has not shrunk

From spilling of its "GORE."

* * * * *

A BALFOURIAN QUERY.--"No possibility of any return to the shareholders,"

was, in the _Pall Mall Gazette_, the heading of a report of a meeting of

the members of the "Liberator Company." What! no possibility of _any_

return? Yes, surely, the return of JABEZ. But even then--_cui bono?_ or

Cui Buenos Ayres? Who of the unfortunate losers would not far rather get

back something than get back somebody, and that somebody JABEZ.

* * * * *

THE EARLY BIRD.--Mr. GOSLING, British Minister, has demanded an

indemnity from the Nicaraguans of £15,000 for the expulsion of Mr.

HATCH, British Vice-Consul at Bluefields. GOSLING is no goose, that's

clear. He offers the Nicaragamuffins a Hatch-way out of the difficulty

of their own making.

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