WE DEPART IN A HURRY

AS soon as the door closed behind the Doctor the most tremendous noise

I have ever heard broke loose. Some of the men appeared to be angry

(friends of Pepito’s, I suppose); but the ladies called and called to

have the Doctor come back into the ring.

When at length he did so, the women seemed to go entirely mad over him.

They blew kisses to him. They called him a darling. Then they started

taking off their flowers, their rings, their necklaces, and their

brooches and threw them down at his feet. You never saw anything like

it—a perfect shower of jewelry and roses.

But the Doctor just smiled up at them, bowed once more and backed out.

“Now, Bumpo,” said Polynesia, “this is where you go down and gather up

all those trinkets and we’ll sell ’em. That’s what the big matadors

do: leave the jewelry on the ground and their assistants collect

it for them. We might as well lay in a good supply of money while

we’ve got the chance—you never know when you may need it when you’re

traveling with the Doctor. Never mind the roses—you can leave them—but

don’t leave any rings. And when you’ve finished go and get your

three-thousand pesetas out of Don Ricky-ticky. Tommy and I will meet

you outside and we’ll pawn the gew-gaws at that Jew’s shop opposite the

bed-maker’s. Run along—and not a word to the Doctor, remember.”

Outside the bull-ring we found the crowd still in a great state of

excitement. Violent arguments were going on everywhere. Bumpo joined

us with his pockets bulging in all directions; and we made our way

slowly through the dense crowd to that side of the building where the

matadors’ dressing-room was. The Doctor was waiting at the door for us.

“Good work, Doctor!” said Polynesia, flying on to his shoulder—“Great

work!—But listen: I smell danger. I think you had better get back to

the ship now as quick and as quietly as you can. Put your overcoat on

over that giddy suit. I don’t like the looks of this crowd. More than

half of them are furious because you’ve won. Don Ricky-ticky must now

stop the bullfighting—and you know how they love it. What I’m afraid of

is that some of these matadors who are just mad with jealousy may start

some dirty work. I think this would be a good time for us to get away.”

“I dare say you’re right, Polynesia,” said the Doctor—“You usually are.

The crowd does seem to be a bit restless. I’ll slip down to the ship

alone—so I shan’t be so noticeable; and I’ll wait for you there. You

come by some different way. But don’t be long about it. Hurry!”

As soon as the Doctor had departed Bumpo sought out Don Enrique and

said,

“Honorable Sir, you owe me three-thousand pesetas.”

Without a word, but looking cross-eyed with annoyance, Don Enrique paid

his bet.

We next set out to buy the provisions; and on the way we hired a cab

and took it along with us.

Not very far away we found a big grocer’s shop which seemed to sell

everything to eat. We went in and bought up the finest lot of food you

ever saw in your life.

As a matter of fact, Polynesia had been right about the danger we were

in. The news of our victory must have spread like lightning through the

whole town. For as we came out of the shop and loaded the cab up with

our stores, we saw various little knots of angry men hunting round the

streets, waving sticks and shouting,

“The Englishmen! Where are those accursed Englishmen who stopped the

bullfighting?—Hang them to a lamp-post!—Throw them in the sea! The

Englishmen!—We want the Englishmen!”

After that we didn’t waste any time, you may be sure. Bumpo grabbed the

Spanish cab-driver and explained to him in signs that if he didn’t

drive down to the harbor as fast as he knew how and keep his mouth shut

the whole way, he would choke the life out of him. Then we jumped into

the cab on top of the food, slammed the door, pulled down the blinds

and away we went.

“We won’t get a chance to pawn the jewelry now,” said Polynesia, as we

bumped over the cobbly streets. “But never mind—it may come in handy

later on. And anyway we’ve got two-thousand five-hundred pesetas left

out of the bet. Don’t give the cabby more than two pesetas fifty,

Bumpo. That’s the right fare, I know.”

Well, we reached the harbor all right and we were mighty glad to find

that the Doctor had sent Chee-Chee back with the row-boat to wait for

us at the landing-wall.

Unfortunately while we were in the middle of loading the supplies from

the cab into the boat, the angry mob arrived upon the wharf and made

a rush for us. Bumpo snatched up a big beam of wood that lay near

and swung it round and round his head, letting out dreadful African

battle-yells the while. This kept the crowd off while Chee-Chee and

I hustled the last of the stores into the boat and clambered in

ourselves. Bumpo threw his beam of wood into the thick of the Spaniards

and leapt in after us. Then we pushed off and rowed like mad for the

_Curlew_.

The mob upon the wall howled with rage, shook their fists and hurled

stones and all manner of things after us. Poor old Bumpo got hit on the

head with a bottle. But as he had a very strong head it only raised a

small bump while the bottle smashed into a thousand pieces.

When we reached the ship’s side the Doctor had the anchor drawn up and

the sails set and everything in readiness to get away. Looking back we

saw boats coming out from the harbor-wall after us, filled with angry,

shouting men. So we didn’t bother to unload our rowboat but just tied

it on to the ship’s stern with a rope and jumped aboard.

It only took a moment more to swing the _Curlew_ round into the wind;

and soon we were speeding out of the harbor on our way to Brazil.

“Ha!” sighed Polynesia, as we all flopped down on the deck to take a

rest and get our breath. “That wasn’t a bad adventure—quite reminds

me of my old seafaring days when I sailed with the smugglers—Golly,

that was the life!—Never mind your head, Bumpo. It will be all right

when the Doctor puts a little arnica on it. Think what we got out of

the scrap: a boat-load of ship’s stores, pockets full of jewelry and

thousands of pesetas. Not bad, you know—not bad.”

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