SHELLFISH TALK

THE next morning, although I had gone to bed so late the night before,

I was up frightfully early. The first sparrows were just beginning to

chirp sleepily on the slates outside my attic window when I jumped out

of bed and scrambled into my clothes.

I could hardly wait to get back to the little house with the big

garden—to see the Doctor and his private zoo. For the first time in

my life I forgot all about breakfast; and creeping down the stairs on

tip-toe, so as not to wake my mother and father, I opened the front

door and popped out into the empty, silent street.

When I got to the Doctor’s gate I suddenly thought that perhaps it was

too early to call on any one: and I began to wonder if the Doctor would

be up yet. I looked into the garden. No one seemed to be about. So I

opened the gate quietly and went inside.

As I turned to the left to go down a path between some hedges, I heard

a voice quite close to me say,

“Good morning. How early you are!”

I turned around, and there, sitting on the top of a privet hedge, was

the gray parrot, Polynesia.

“Good morning,” I said. “I suppose I am rather early. Is the Doctor

still in bed?”

“Oh no,” said Polynesia. “He has been up an hour and a half. You’ll

find him in the house somewhere. The front door is open. Just push it

and go in. He is sure to be in the kitchen cooking breakfast—or working

in his study. Walk right in. I am waiting to see the sun rise. But

upon my word I believe it’s forgotten to rise. It is an awful climate,

this. Now if we were in Africa the world would be blazing with sunlight

at this hour of the morning. Just see that mist rolling over those

cabbages. It is enough to give you rheumatism to look at it. Beastly

climate—Beastly! Really I don’t know why anything but frogs ever stay

in England—Well, don’t let me keep you. Run along and see the Doctor.”

“Thank you,” I said. “I’ll go and look for him.”

When I opened the front door I could smell bacon frying, so I made my

way to the kitchen. There I discovered a large kettle boiling away over

the fire and some bacon and eggs in a dish upon the hearth. It seemed

to me that the bacon was getting all dried up with the heat. So I

pulled the dish a little further away from the fire and went on through

the house looking for the Doctor.

I found him at last in the Study. I did not know then that it was

called the Study. It was certainly a very interesting room, with

telescopes and microscopes and all sorts of other strange things which

I did not understand about but wished I did. Hanging on the walls were

pictures of animals and fishes and strange plants and collections of

birds’ eggs and sea-shells in glass cases.

The Doctor was standing at the main table in his dressing-gown. At

first I thought he was washing his face. He had a square glass box

before him full of water. He was holding one ear under the water while

he covered the other with his left hand. As I came in he stood up.

“Good morning, Stubbins,” said he. “Going to be a nice day, don’t

you think? I’ve just been listening to the Wiff-Waff. But he is very

disappointing—very.”

“Why?” I said. “Didn’t you find that he has any language at all?”

“Oh yes,” said the Doctor, “he has a language. But it is such a poor

language—only a few words, like ‘yes’ and ‘no’—‘hot’ and ‘cold.’ That’s

all he can say. It’s very disappointing. You see he really belongs

to two different families of fishes. I thought he was going to be

tremendously helpful—Well, well!”

“I suppose,” said I, “that means he hasn’t very much sense—if his

language is only two or three words?”

“Yes, I suppose it does. Possibly it is the kind of life he leads.

You see, they are very rare now, these Wiff-Waffs—very rare and very

solitary. They swim around in the deepest parts of the ocean entirely

by themselves—always alone. So I presume they really don’t need to talk

much.”

“Perhaps some kind of a bigger shellfish would talk more,” I said.

“After all, he is very small, isn’t he?”

“Yes,” said the Doctor, “that’s true. Oh I have no doubt that there

are shellfish who are good talkers—not the least doubt. But the big

shellfish—the biggest of them, are so hard to catch. They are only to

be found in the deep parts of the sea; and as they don’t swim very

much, but just crawl along the floor of the ocean most of the time,

they are very seldom taken in nets. I do wish I could find some way of

going down to the bottom of the sea. I could learn a lot if I could

only do that. But we are forgetting all about breakfast—Have you had

breakfast yet, Stubbins?”

I told the Doctor that I had forgotten all about it and he at once led

the way into the kitchen.

“Yes,” he said, as he poured the hot water from the kettle into the

tea-pot, “if a man could only manage to get right down to the bottom

of the sea, and live there a while, he would discover some wonderful

things—things that people have never dreamed of.”

“But men do go down, don’t they?” I asked—“divers and people like that?”

“Oh yes, to be sure,” said the Doctor. “Divers go down. I’ve been down

myself in a diving-suit, for that matter. But my!—they only go where

the sea is shallow. Divers can’t go down where it is really deep. What

I would like to do is to go down to the great depths—where it is miles

deep—Well, well, I dare say I shall manage it some day. Let me give you

another cup of tea.”

_THE EIGHTH CHAPTER_

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