MARTIN MAR-PRELATE.

Of the two prevalent factions in the reign of Elizabeth, the

Catholics and the Puritans--Elizabeth's philosophical indifference

offends both--Maunsell's Catalogue omits the books of both

parties--of the Puritans, "the mild and moderate, with the fierce

and fiery," a great religious body covering a political

one--Thomas Cartwright, the chief of the Puritans, and his rival

Whitgift--attempts to make the Ecclesiastical paramount to the

Civil Power--his plan in dividing the country into comitial,

provincial, and national assemblies, to be concentrated under the

secret head at Warwick, where Cartwright was elected "perpetual

Moderator!"--after the most bitter controversies, Cartwright

became very compliant to his old rival Whitgift, when Archbishop

of Canterbury--of MARTIN MAR-PRELATE--his sons--specimens of their

popular ridicule and invective--Cartwright approves of this mode

of controversy--better counteracted by the wits than by the grave

admonishers--specimens of the ANTI-MARTIN MAR-PRELATES--of the

authors of these surreptitious publications.

The Reformation, or the new Religion, as it was then called, under

Elizabeth, was the most philosophical she could form, and therefore

the most hateful to the zealots of all parties. It was worthy of her

genius, and of a better age! Her sole object was, a deliverance from

the Papal usurpation. Her own supremacy maintained, she designed to be

the great sovereign of a great people; and the Catholic, for some

time, was called to her council-board, and entered with the Reformer

into the same church. But wisdom itself is too weak to regulate human

affairs, when the passions of men rise up in obstinate insurrection.

Elizabeth neither won over the Reformers nor the Catholics. An

excommunicating bull, precipitated by Papal Machiavelism, driving on

the brutalised obedience of its slaves, separated the friends. This

was a political error arising from a misconception of the weakness of

our government; and when discovered as such, a tolerating dispensation

was granted "till better times;" an unhealing expedient, to join again

a dismembered nation! It would surprise many, were they aware how

numerous were our ancient families and our eminent characters who

still remained Catholics.[402] The country was then divided, and

Englishmen who were heroic Romanists fell the terrible victims.

On the other side, the national evil took a new form. It is

probable that the Queen, regarding the mere ceremonies of religion,

now venerable with age, as matters of indifference, and her fine

taste perhaps still lingering amid the solemn gorgeousness of the

Roman service, and her senses and her emotions excited by the

religious scenery, did not share in that abhorrence of the paintings

and the images, the chant and the music, the censer and the altar,

and the pomp of the prelatical habits, which was prompting many

well-intentioned Reformers to reduce the ecclesiastical state into

apostolical nakedness and primitive rudeness. She was slow to meet

this austerity of feeling, which in this country at length extirpated

those arts which exalt our nature, and for this these pious Vandals

nicknamed the Queen "the untamed heifer;" and the fierce Knox

expressly wrote his "First Blast Against the Monstrous Government of

Women." Of these Reformers, many had imbibed the republican

notions of Calvin. In their hatred of Popery, they imagined that they

had not gone far enough in their wild notions of reform, for they

viewed it, still shadowed out in the new hierarchy of the bishops.

The fierce Calvin, in his little church at Geneva, presumed to rule a

great nation on the scale of a parish institution; copying the

apostolical equality at a time when the Church (say the Episcopalians)

had all the weakness of infancy, and could live together in a

community of all things, from a sense of their common poverty. Be

this as it may, the dignified ecclesiastical order was a vulnerable

institution, which could do no greater injury, and might effect as

much public good as any other order in the state.[403] My business

is not with this discussion. I mean to show how the republican system

of these Reformers ended in a political struggle which, crushed in

the reign of Elizabeth, and beaten down in that of James, so

furiously triumphed under Charles. Their history exhibits the

curious spectacle of a great religious body covering a political

one--such as was discovered among the Jesuits, and such as may again

distract the empire, in some new and unexpected shape.

Elizabeth was harassed by the two factions of the intriguing Catholic

and the disguised Republican. The age abounded with libels.[404] Many

a _Benedicite_ was handed to her from the Catholics; but a portentous

personage, masked, stepped forth from a club of PURITANS, and

terrified the nation by continued visitations, yet was never visible

till the instant of his adieus--"starting like a guilty thing upon a

fearful summons!"

Men echo the tone of their age, yet still the same unvarying human

nature is at work; and the Puritans,[405] who in the reign of

Elizabeth imagined it was impossible to go too far in the business of

reform, were the spirits called _Roundheads_ under Charles, and who

have got another nickname in our days. These wanted a Reformation of a

Reformation--they aimed at reform, but they designed Revolution; and

they would not accept of toleration, because they had determined on

predominance.[406]

Of this faction, the chief was THOMAS CARTWRIGHT, a person of great

learning, and doubtless of great ambition. Early in life a

disappointed man, the progress was easy to a disaffected subject. At a

Philosophy Act, in the University of Cambridge, in the royal presence,

the queen preferred and rewarded his opponent for the slighter and

more attractive elegances in which the learned Cartwright was

deficient. He felt the wound rankle in his ambitious spirit. He began,

as Sir George Paul, in his "Life of Archbishop Whitgift," expresses

it, "to kick against her Ecclesiastical Government." He expatriated

himself several years, and returned fierce with the republican spirit

he had caught among the Calvinists at Geneva, which aimed at the

extirpation of the bishops. It was once more his fate to be poised

against another rival, Whitgift, the Queen's Professor of Divinity.

Cartwright, in some lectures, advanced his new doctrines; and these

innovations soon raised a formidable party, "buzzing their conceits

into the green heads of the University."[408] Whitgift regularly

preached at Cartwright, but to little purpose; for when Cartwright

preached at St. Mary's they were forced to take down the windows. Once

our sly polemic, taking advantage of the absence of Whitgift, so

powerfully operated, in three sermons on one Sunday, that in the

evening his victory declared itself, by the students of Trinity

College rejecting their surplices, as Papistical badges. Cartwright

was now to be confuted by other means. The University refused him his

degree of D.D.; condemned the lecturer to silence; and at length

performed that last feeble act of power, expulsion. In a heart already

alienated from the established authorities, this could only envenom a

bitter spirit. Already he had felt a personal dislike to royalty, and

now he had received an insult from the University: these were motives

which, though concealed, could not fail to work in a courageous mind,

whose new forms of religion accorded with his political feelings. The

"Degrees" of the University, which he now declared to be "unlawful,"

were to be considered "as limbs of Antichrist." The whole hierarchy

was to be exterminated for a republic of Presbyters; till, through the

church, the republican, as we shall see, discovered a secret passage

to the Cabinet of his Sovereign, where he had many protectors.

Such is my conception of the character of Cartwright. The reader is

enabled to judge for himself by the note.[409]

But Cartwright, chilled by an imprisonment, and witnessing some of

his party condemned, and some executed, after having long sustained

the most elevated and rigid tone, suddenly let his alp of ice

dissolve away in the gentlest thaw that ever occurred in political

life. Ambitious he was, but not of martyrdom! His party appeared once

formidable,[410] and his protection at Court sure. I have read

several letters of the Earl of Leicester, in MS., that show he always

shielded Cartwright, whenever in danger. Many of the ministers of

Elizabeth were Puritans; but doubtless this was before their state

policy had detected the politicians in mask. When some of his

followers had dared to do what he had only thought, he appears to

have forsaken them. They reproached him for this left-handed

policy, some of the boldest of them declaring that they had neither

acted nor written anything but what was warranted by his principles.

I do not know many political ejaculations more affecting than that

of Henry Barrow, said to have been a dissipated youth, when

Cartwright refused, before Barrow's execution, to allow of a

conference. The deluded man, after a deep sigh, said: "Shall I be

thus forsaken by him? Was it not he that brought me first into

these briars? and will he now leave me in the same? Was it not from

him alone that I took my grounds? Or did I not, out of such

premises as he pleased to give me, infer those propositions, and

deduce those conclusions, for which I am now kept in these bonds?" He

was soon after executed, with others.

Then occurred one of those political spectacles at which the

simple-minded stare, and the politic smile; when, after the most cruel

civil war of words,[411] Cartwright wrote very compliant letters to

his old rival, Whitgift, now Archbishop of Canterbury; while the

Archbishop was pleading with the Queen in favour of the inveterate

Republican, declaring that had Cartwright not so far engaged himself

in the beginning, he thought he would have been, latterly, drawn into

conformity. To clear up this mysterious conduct, we must observe that

Cartwright seems to have graduated his political ambition to the

degree the government touched of weakness or of strength; and besides,

he was now growing prudent as he was growing rich. For it seems that

he who was for scrambling for the Church revenues, while telling the

people of the Apostles, _silver and gold they had none_, was himself

"feeding too fair and fat" for the meagre groaning state of a

pretended reformation. He had early in life studied that part of the

law by which he had learned the marketable price of landed property;

and as the cask still retains its old flavour, this despiser of

bishops was still making the best interest for his money by

land-jobbing.[412]

One of the memorable effects of this attempted innovation was that

continued stream of libels which ran throughout the nation, under the

portentous name of Martin Mar-Prelate.[413] This extraordinary

personage, in his collective form, for he is to be splitted into more

than one, long terrified Church and State. He walked about the kingdom

invisibly, dropping here a libel, and there a proclamation for

sedition; but wherever _Martinism_ was found, _Martin_ was not. He

prided himself in what he calls "Pistling the Bishops." Sometimes he

hints to his pursuers how they may catch him, for he prints, "within

two furlongs of a bouncing priest," or "in Europe;" while he acquaints

his friends, who were so often uneasy for his safety, that "he has

neither wife nor child," and prays "they may not be anxious for him,

for he wishes that his head might not go to the grave in peace."--"I

come, with the rope about my neck, to save you, howsoever it goeth

with me." His press is interrupted, he is silent, and Lambeth seems to

breathe in peace. But he has "a son; nay, five hundred sons!" and

_Martin Junior_ starts up! He inquires

"Where his father is; he who had studied the art of pistle-making? Why

has he been tongue-tied these four or five months? Good Nuncles (the

bishops), have you closely murthered the gentleman in some of your

prisons? Have you choaked him with a fat prebend or two? I trow my

father will swallow down no such pills, for he would thus soon purge

away all the conscience he hath. Do you mean to have the keeping of

him? What need that? he hath five hundred sons in the land. My father

would be sorry to put you to any such cost as you intend to be at with

him. A meaner house, and less strength than the Tower, the Fleet, or

Newgate, would serve him well enough. He is not of that ambitious vein

that many of his brethren the bishops are, in seeking for more costly

houses than even his father built for him."

This same "Martin Junior," who, though he is but young, as he says,

"has a pretty smattering gift in this pistle-making; and I fear, in a

while, I shall take a pride in it." He had picked up beside a bush,

where it had dropped from somebody, an imperfect paper of his

father's:--

"Theses Martinianae--set forth as an after-birth of the noble gentleman

himselfe, by a pretty stripling of his, Martin Junior, and dedicated

by him to his good nuncka, Maister John Cankerbury (i.e. Canterbury).

Printed without a sly privilege of the Cater Caps"--(i.e. the square

caps the bishops wore).

But another of these five hundred sons, who declares himself to be his

"reverend and elder brother, heir to the renowned _Martin Mar-Prelate_

the Great," publishes

"The just Censure and Reproof of Martin Junior; where, lest the

Springall should be utterly discouraged in his good meaning, you shall

finde that he is not bereaved of his due commendation."

_Martin Senior_, after finding fault with _Martin Junior_ for "his

rash and indiscreet headiness," notwithstanding agrees with everything

he had said. He confirms all, and cheers him; but charges him,

"Should he meet their father in the street, never to ask his blessing,

but walke smoothly and circumspectly; and if anie offer to talk with

thee of Martin, talke thou straite of the voyage into Portugal, or of

the happie death of the Duke of Guise, or some such accident; but

meddle not with thy father. Only, if thou have gathered anie thing in

visitation for thy father, intreate him to signify, in some secret

printed pistle, where a will have it lefte. I feare least some of us

should fall into John Canterburie's hand."

Such were the mysterious personages who, for a long time, haunted the

palaces of the bishops and the vicarages of the clergy, disappearing

at the moment they were suddenly perceived to be near. Their slanders

were not only coarse buffooneries, but the hottest effusions of

hatred, with an unparalleled invective of nicknames.[414] Levelled at

the bishops, even the natural defects, the personal infirmities, the

domestic privacies, much more the tyranny, of these now "petty popes,"

now "bouncing priests," now "terrible priests," were the inexhaustible

subjects of these popular invectives.[415] Those "pillars of the

State" were now called "its caterpillars;" and the inferior clergy,

who perhaps were not always friendly to their superiors, yet dreaded

this new race of innovators, were distinguished as "halting neutrals."

These invectives were well farced for the gross taste of the

multitude; and even the jargon of the lowest of the populace affected,

and perhaps the coarse malignity of two _cobblers_ who were connected

with the party, often enlivened the satirical page. The _Martin

Mar-Prelate_ productions are not, however, effusions of genius; they

were addressed to the coarser passions of mankind, their hatred and

contempt. The authors were grave men, but who affected to gain over

the populace with a popular familiarity.[416] In vain the startled

bishops remonstrated: they were supposed to be criminals, and were

little attended to as their own advocates. Besides, they were solemn

admonishers, and the mob are composed of laughers and scorners.

The Court-party did not succeed more happily when they persecuted

Martin, broke up his presses, and imprisoned his assistants. Never

did sedition travel so fast, nor conceal itself so closely; for they

employed a moveable press; and, as soon as it was surmised that Martin

was in Surrey, it was found he was removed to Northamptonshire, while

the next account came that he was showing his head in Warwickshire.

And long they invisibly conveyed themselves, till in Lancashire the

snake was scotched by the Earl of Derby, with all its little

brood.[417]

These pamphlets were "speedily dispersed and greedily read," not only

by the people; they had readers and even patrons among persons of

condition. They were found in the corners of chambers at Court; and

when a prohibition issued that no person should carry about them any

of the Mar-Prelate pamphlets on pain of punishment, the Earl of Essex

observed to the Queen, "What then is to become of me?" drawing one of

these pamphlets out of his bosom, and presenting it to her.

The Martinists were better counteracted by the Wits, in some

extraordinary effusions, prodigal of humour and invective Wit and

raillery were happily exercised against these masked divines: for the

gaiety of the Wits was not foreign to their feelings. The Mar-Prelates

showed merry faces, but it was with a sardonic grin they had swallowed

the convulsing herb; they horridly laughed against their will--at

bottom all was gloom and despair. The extraordinary style of their

pamphlets, concocted in the basest language of the populace, might

have originated less from design than from the impotence of the

writers. Grave and learned persons have often found to their cost that

wit and humour must spring from the soil; no art of man can plant them

there. With such, this play and grace of the intellect can never be

the movements of their nature, but its convulsions.

Father Martin and his two sons received "A sound boxe of the eare," in

"a pistle" to "the father and the two sonnes, Huffe, Ruffe, and

Snuffe, the three tame ruffians of the Church, who take pepper in the

nose because they cannot marre prelates grating," when they once met

with an adversary who openly declared--

"I profess rayling, and think it is as good a cudgel for a Martin as a

stone for a dogge, or a whip for an ape, or poison for a rat. Who

would curry an ass with an ivory comb? Give this beast thistles for

provender. I doe but yet angle with a silken flie, to see whether

Martins will nibble; and if I see that, why then I have wormes for the

nonce, and will give them line enough, like a trowte, till they

swallow both hooke and line, and then, Martin, beware your gills, for

I'll make you daunce at the pole's end."

"Fill thy answer as full of lies as of lines, swell like a toade, hiss

like an adder, bite like a dog, and chatter like a monkey, my pen is

prepared, and my mind; and if you chaunce to find anie worse words

than you broughte, let them be put in your dad's dictionarie.

Farewell, and be hanged; and I pray God you fare no worse.--Yours at

an hour's warning."

This was the proper way to reply to such writers, by driving them out

of the field with their own implements of warfare. "Pasquill of

England"[418] admirably observed of the papers of this faction--"Doubt

not but that the same reckoning in the ende will be made of you which

your favourers commonly make of their old shooes--when they are past

wearing, they barter them awaie for newe broomes, or carrie them forth

to the dunghill and leave them there." The writers of these Martin

Mar-Prelate books have been tolerably ascertained,[419] considering the

secrecy with which they were printed--sometimes at night, sometimes hid

in cellars, and never long in one place: besides the artifices used in

their dispersion, by motley personages, held together by an invisible

chain of confederacy. Conspiracy, like other misery, "acquaints a

man with strange bedfellows;" and the present confederacy combined

persons of the most various descriptions, and perhaps of very opposite

views. I find men of learning, and of rigid lives, intimately

associated with dissipated, or with too ardently-tempered youths;

connected, too, with maniacs, whose lunacy had taken a revolutionary

turn; and men of rank combining with old women and cobblers.[420]

Such are the party-coloured apostles of insurrection! and thus their

honourable and dishonourable motives lie so blended together, that the

historian cannot separate them. At the moment the haughty spirit of

a conspirator is striking at the head of established authority, he

is himself crouching to the basest intimates; and to escape often

from an ideal degradation, he can bear with a real one.

Of the heads of this party, I shall notice Penry and Udall, two

self-devoted victims to Nonconformity. The most active was John Penry,

or _Ap Henry_. He exulted that "he was born and bred in the mountains

of Wales:" he had, however, studied at both our Universities. He had

all the heat of his soil and of his party. He "wished that his head

might not go down to the grave in peace," and was just the man to

obtain his purpose. When he and his papers were at length seized,

Penry pleaded that he could not be tried for sedition, professing

unbounded loyalty to the Queen: such is the usual plea of even violent

Reformers. Yet how could Elizabeth be the sovereign, unless she

adopted the mode of government planned by these Reformers? In defence

of his papers, he declared that they were only the private memorandums

of a scholar, in which, during his wanderings about the kingdom, he

had collected all the objections he had heard against the government.

Yet these, though written down, might not be his own. He observed that

they were not even English, nor intelligible to his accusers; but a

few Welshisms could not save Ap Henry; and the judge, assuming the

hardy position, that _scribere est agere_, the author found more

honour conferred on his MSS. than his genius cared to receive. It was

this very principle which proved so fatal, at a later period, to a

more elevated politician than Penry; yet Algernon Sidney, perhaps,

possessed not a spirit more Roman.[421] State necessity claimed

another victim; and this ardent young man, whose execution had been at

first unexpectedly postponed, was suddenly hurried from his dinner to

a temporary gallows; a circumstance marked by its cruelty, but

designed to prevent an expected tumult.[422]

Contrasted with this fiery Mar-Prelate was another, the learned

subtile John Udall. His was the spirit which dared to do all that

Penry had dared, yet conducting himself in the heat of action with the

tempered wariness of age: "If they silence me as a minister," said he,

"it will allow me leisure to write; and then I will give the bishops

such a blow as shall make their hearts ache." It was agreed among the

party neither to deny, or to confess, writing any of their books, lest

among the suspected the real author might thus be discovered, or

forced solemnly to deny his own work; and when the Bishop of

Rochester, to catch Udall by surprise, suddenly said, "Let me ask you

a question concerning your book," the wary Udall replied, "It is not

yet proved to be mine!" He adroitly explained away the offending

passages the lawyers picked out of his book, and in a contest between

him and the judge, not only repelled him with his own arms, but when

his lordship would have wrestled on points of divinity, Udall expertly

perplexed the lawyer by showing he had committed an anachronism of

four hundred years! He was equally acute with the witnesses; for when

one deposed that he had seen a catalogue of Udall's library, in which

was inserted "The Demonstration of Discipline," the anonymous book for

which Udall was prosecuted; with great ingenuity he observed that this

was rather an argument that he was not the author, for "scholars use

not to put their own books in the catalogue of those they have in

their study." We observe with astonishment the tyrannical decrees of

our courts of justice, which lasted till the happy Revolution. The

bench was as depraved in their notions of the rights of the subject in

the reign of Elizabeth as in those of Charles II. and James II. The

Court refused to hear Udall's witnesses, on this strange principle,

that "witnesses in favour of the prisoner were against the queen!" To

which Udall replied, "It is for the queen to hear all things when the

life of any of her subjects is in question." The criminal felt what

was just more than his judges; and yet the judge, though to be

reprobated for his mode, calling so learned a man "Sirrah!" was right

in the thing, when he declared that "you would bring the queen and the

crown under your girdles." It is remarkable that Udall repeatedly

employed that expression which Algernon Sidney left as his last legacy

to the people, when he told them he was about to die for "that _Old

Cause_ in which I was from my youth engaged." Udall perpetually

insisted on "_The Cause_." This was a term which served at least for a

watchword: it rallied the scattered members of the republican party.

The precision of the expression might have been difficult to

ascertain; and, perhaps, like every popular expedient, varied with

"existing circumstances." I did not, however, know it had so remote an

origin as in the reign of Elizabeth; and suspect it may still be

freshened up, and varnished over, for any present occasion.

The last stroke for Udall's character is the history of his

condemnation. He suffered the cruel mockery of a pardon granted

conditionally, by the intercession of the Scottish monarch but never

signed by the Queen--and Udall mouldered away the remnant of his days

in a rigid imprisonment.[423] Cartwright and Travers, the chief movers

of this faction, retreated with haste and caution from the victims

they had conducted to the place of execution, while they themselves

sunk into a quiet forgetfulness and selfish repose.

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