DR. HEIDEGGER'S EXPERIMENT

That very singular man, old Dr. Heidegger, once invited four

venerable friends to meet him in his study. There were three

white-bearded gentlemen, Mr. Medbourne, Colonel Killigrew, and

Mr. Gascoigne, and a withered gentlewoman, whose name was the

Widow Wycherly. They were all melancholy old creatures, who had

been unfortunate in life, and whose greatest misfortune it was

that they were not long ago in their graves. Mr. Medbourne, in

the vigor of his age, had been a prosperous merchant, but had

lost his all by a frantic speculation, and was now little better

than a mendicant. Colonel Killigrew had wasted his best years,

and his health and substance, in the pursuit of sinful pleasures,

which had given birth to a brood of pains, such as the gout, and

divers other torments of soul and body. Mr. Gascoigne was a

ruined politician, a man of evil fame, or at least had been so

till time had buried him from the knowledge of the present

generation, and made him obscure instead of infamous. As for the

Widow Wycherly, tradition tells us that she was a great beauty in

her day; but, for a long while past, she had lived in deep

seclusion, on account of certain scandalous stories which had

prejudiced the gentry of the town against her. It is a

circumstance worth mentioning that each of these three old

gentlemen, Mr. Medbourne, Colonel Killigrew, and Mr. Gascoigne,

were early lovers of the Widow Wycherly, and had once been on the

point of cutting each other's throats for her sake. And, before

proceeding further, I will merely hint that Dr. Heidegger and all

his foul guests were sometimes thought to be a little beside

themselves,--as is not unfrequently the case with old people,

when worried either by present troubles or woful recollections.

"My dear old friends," said Dr. Heidegger, motioning them to be

seated, "I am desirous of your assistance in one of those little

experiments with which I amuse myself here in my study."

If all stories were true, Dr. Heidegger's study must have been a

very curious place. It was a dim, old-fashioned chamber,

festooned with cobwebs, and besprinkled with antique dust. Around

the walls stood several oaken bookcases, the lower shelves of

which were filled with rows of gigantic folios and black-letter

quartos, and the upper with little parchment-covered duodecimos.

Over the central bookcase was a bronze bust of Hippocrates, with

which, according to some authorities, Dr. Heidegger was

accustomed to hold consultations in all difficult cases of his

practice. In the obscurest corner of the room stood a tall and

narrow oaken closet, with its door ajar, within which doubtfully

appeared a skeleton. Between two of the bookcases hung a

looking-glass, presenting its high and dusty plate within a

tarnished gilt frame. Among many wonderful stories related of

this mirror, it was fabled that the spirits of all the doctor's

deceased patients dwelt within its verge, and would stare him in

the face whenever he looked thitherward. The opposite side of the

chamber was ornamented with the full-length portrait of a young

lady, arrayed in the faded magnificence of silk, satin, and

brocade, and with a visage as faded as her dress. Above half a

century ago, Dr. Heidegger had been on the point of marriage with

this young lady; but, being affected with some slight disorder,

she had swallowed one of her lover's prescriptions, and died on

the bridal evening. The greatest curiosity of the study remains

to be mentioned; it was a ponderous folio volume, bound in black

leather, with massive silver clasps. There were no letters on the

back, and nobody could tell the title of the book. But it was

well known to be a book of magic; and once, when a chambermaid

had lifted it, merely to brush away the dust, the skeleton had

rattled in its closet, the picture of the young lady had stepped

one foot upon the floor, and several ghastly faces had peeped

forth from the mirror; while the brazen head of Hippocrates

frowned, and said,--"Forbear!"

Such was Dr. Heidegger's study. On the summer afternoon of our

tale a small round table, as black as ebony, stood in the centre

of the room, sustaining a cut-glass vase of beautiful form and

elaborate workmanship. The sunshine came through the window,

between the heavy festoons of two faded damask curtains, and fell

directly across this vase; so that a mild splendor was reflected

from it on the ashen visages of the five old people who sat

around. Four champagne glasses were also on the table.

"My dear old friends," repeated Dr. Heidegger, "may I reckon on

your aid in performing an exceedingly curious experiment?"

Now Dr. Heidegger was a very strange old gentleman, whose

eccentricity had become the nucleus for a thousand fantastic

stories. Some of these fables, to my shame be it spoken, might

possibly be traced back to my own veracious self; and if any

passages of the present tale should startle the reader's faith, I

must be content to bear the stigma of a fiction monger.

When the doctor's four guests heard him talk of his proposed

experiment, they anticipated nothing more wonderful than the

murder of a mouse in an air pump, or the examination of a cobweb

by the microscope, or some similar nonsense, with which he was

constantly in the habit of pestering his intimates. But without

waiting for a reply, Dr. Heidegger hobbled across the chamber,

and returned with the same ponderous folio, bound in black

leather, which common report affirmed to be a book of magic.

Undoing the silver clasps, he opened the volume, and took from

among its black-letter pages a rose, or what was once a rose,

though now the green leaves and crimson petals had assumed one

brownish hue, and the ancient flower seemed ready to crumble to

dust in the doctor's hands.

"This rose," said Dr. Heidegger, with a sigh, "this same withered

and crumbling flower, blossomed five and fifty years ago. It was

given me by Sylvia Ward, whose portrait hangs yonder; and I meant

to wear it in my bosom at our wedding. Five and fifty years it

has been treasured between the leaves of this old volume. Now,

would you deem it possible that this rose of half a century could

ever bloom again?"

"Nonsense!" said the Widow Wycherly, with a peevish toss of her

head. "You might as well ask whether an old woman's wrinkled face

could ever bloom again."

"See!" answered Dr. Heidegger.

He uncovered the vase, and threw the faded rose into the water

which it contained. At first, it lay lightly on the surface of

the fluid, appearing to imbibe none of its moisture. Soon,

however, a singular change began to be visible. The crushed and

dried petals stirred, and assumed a deepening tinge of crimson,

as if the flower were reviving from a deathlike slumber; the

slender stalk and twigs of foliage became green; and there was

the rose of half a century, looking as fresh as when Sylvia Ward

had first given it to her lover. It was scarcely full blown; for

some of its delicate red leaves curled modestly around its moist

bosom, within which two or three dewdrops were sparkling.

"That is certainly a very pretty deception," said the doctor's

friends; carelessly, however, for they had witnessed greater

miracles at a conjurer's show; "pray how was it effected?"

"Did you never hear of the 'Fountain of Youth?'" asked Dr.

Heidegger, "which Ponce De Leon, the Spanish adventurer, went in

search of two or three centuries ago?"

"But did Ponce De Leon ever find it?" said the Widow Wycherly.

"No," answered Dr. Heidegger, "for he never sought it in the

right place. The famous Fountain of Youth, if I am rightly

informed, is situated in the southern part of the Floridian

peninsula, not far from Lake Macaco. Its source is overshadowed

by several gigantic magnolias, which, though numberless centuries

old, have been kept as fresh as violets by the virtues of this

wonderful water. An acquaintance of mine, knowing my curiosity in

such matters, has sent me what you see in the vase."

"Ahem!" said Colonel Killigrew, who believed not a word of the

doctor's story; "and what may be the effect of this fluid on the

human frame?"

"You shall judge for yourself, my dear colonel," replied Dr.

Heidegger; "and all of you, my respected friends, are welcome to

so much of this admirable fluid as may restore to you the bloom

of youth. For my own part, having had much trouble in growing

old, I am in no hurry to grow young again. With your permission,

therefore, I will merely watch the progress of the experiment."

While he spoke, Dr. Heidegger had been filling the four champagne

glasses with the water of the Fountain of Youth. It was

apparently impregnated with an effervescent gas, for little

bubbles were continually ascending from the depths of the

glasses, and bursting in silvery spray at the surface. As the

liquor diffused a pleasant perfume, the old people doubted not

that it possessed cordial and comfortable properties; and though

utter sceptics as to its rejuvenescent power, they were inclined

to swallow it at once. But Dr. Heidegger besought them to stay a

moment.

"Before you drink, my respectable old friends," said he, "it

would be well that, with the experience of a lifetime to direct

you, you should draw up a few general rules for your guidance, in

passing a second time through the perils of youth. Think what a

sin and shame it would be, if, with your peculiar advantages, you

should not become patterns of virtue and wisdom to all the young

people of the age!"

The doctor's four venerable friends made him no answer, except by

a feeble and tremulous laugh; so very ridiculous was the idea

that, knowing how closely repentance treads behind the steps of

error, they should ever go astray again.

"Drink, then," said the doctor, bowing: "I rejoice that I have so

well selected the subjects of my experiment."

With palsied hands, they raised the glasses to their lips. The

liquor, if it really possessed such virtues as Dr. Heidegger

imputed to it, could not have been bestowed on four human beings

who needed it more wofully. They looked as if they had never

known what youth or pleasure was, but had been the offspring of

Nature's dotage, and always the gray, decrepit, sapless,

miserable creatures, who now sat stooping round the doctor's

table, without life enough in their souls or bodies to be

animated even by the prospect of growing young again. They drank

off the water, and replaced their glasses on the table.

Assuredly there was an almost immediate improvement in the aspect

of the party, not unlike what might have been produced by a glass

of generous wine, together with a sudden glow of cheerful

sunshine brightening over all their visages at once. There was a

healthful suffusion on their cheeks, instead of the ashen hue

that had made them look so corpse-like. They gazed at one

another, and fancied that some magic power had really begun to

smooth away the deep and sad inscriptions which Father Time had

been so long engraving on their brows. The Widow Wycherly

adjusted her cap, for she felt almost like a woman again.

"Give us more of this wondrous water!" cried they, eagerly. "We

are younger--but we are still too old! Quick--give us more!"

"Patience, patience!" quoth Dr. Heidegger, who sat watching the

experiment with philosophic coolness. "You have been a long time

growing old. Surely, you might be content to grow young in half

an hour! But the water is at your service."

Again he filled their glasses with the liquor of youth, enough of

which still remained in the vase to turn half the old people in

the city to the age of their own grandchildren. While the bubbles

were yet sparkling on the brim, the doctor's four guests snatched

their glasses from the table, and swallowed the contents at a

single gulp. Was it delusion? even while the draught was passing

down their throats, it seemed to have wrought a change on their

whole systems. Their eyes grew clear and bright; a dark shade

deepened among their silvery locks, they sat around the table,

three gentlemen of middle age, and a woman, hardly beyond her

buxom prime.

"My dear widow, you are charming!" cried Colonel Killigrew, whose

eyes had been fixed upon her face, while the shadows of age were

flitting from it like darkness from the crimson daybreak.

The fair widow knew, of old, that Colonel Killigrew's compliments

were not always measured by sober truth; so she started up and

ran to the mirror, still dreading that the ugly visage of an old

woman would meet her gaze. Meanwhile, the three gentlemen behaved

in such a manner as proved that the water of the Fountain of

Youth possessed some intoxicating qualities; unless, indeed,

their exhilaration of spirits were merely a lightsome dizziness

caused by the sudden removal of the weight of years. Mr.

Gascoigne's mind seemed to run on political topics, but whether

relating to the past, present, or future, could not easily be

determined, since the same ideas and phrases have been in vogue

these fifty years. Now he rattled forth full-throated sentences

about patriotism, national glory, and the people's right; now he

muttered some perilous stuff or other, in a sly and doubtful

whisper, so cautiously that even his own conscience could

scarcely catch the secret; and now, again, he spoke in measured

accents, and a deeply deferential tone, as if a royal ear were

listening to his wellturned periods. Colonel Killigrew all this

time had been trolling forth a jolly bottle song, and ringing his

glass in symphony with the chorus, while his eyes wandered toward

the buxom figure of the Widow Wycherly. On the other side of the

table, Mr. Medbourne was involved in a calculation of dollars and

cents, with which was strangely intermingled a project for

supplying the East Indies with ice, by harnessing a team of

whales to the polar icebergs.

As for the Widow Wycherly, she stood before the mirror

courtesying and simpering to her own image, and greeting it as

the friend whom she loved better than all the world beside. She

thrust her face close to the glass, to see whether some

long-remembered wrinkle or crow's foot had indeed vanished. She

examined whether the snow had so entirely melted from her hair

that the venerable cap could be safely thrown aside. At last,

turning briskly away, she came with a sort of dancing step to the

table.

"My dear old doctor," cried she, "pray favor me with another

glass!"

"Certainly, my dear madam, certainly!" replied the complaisant

doctor; "see! I have already filled the glasses."

There, in fact, stood the four glasses, brimful of this wonderful

water, the delicate spray of which, as it effervesced from the

surface, resembled the tremulous glitter of diamonds. It was now

so nearly sunset that the chamber had grown duskier than ever;

but a mild and moonlike splendor gleamed from within the vase,

and rested alike on the four guests and on the doctor's venerable

figure. He sat in a high-backed, elaborately-carved, oaken

arm-chair, with a gray dignity of aspect that might have well

befitted that very Father Time, whose power had never been

disputed, save by this fortunate company. Even while quaffing the

third draught of the Fountain of Youth, they were almost awed by

the expression of his mysterious visage.

But, the next moment, the exhilarating gush of young life shot

through their veins. They were now in the happy prime of youth.

Age, with its miserable train of cares and sorrows and diseases,

was remembered only as the trouble of a dream, from which they

had joyously awoke. The fresh gloss of the soul, so early lost,

and without which the world's successive scenes had been but a

gallery of faded pictures, again threw its enchantment over all

their prospects. They felt like new-created beings in a

new-created universe.

"We are young! We are young!" they cried exultingly.

Youth, like the extremity of age, had effaced the strongly-marked

characteristics of middle life, and mutually assimilated them

all. They were a group of merry youngsters, almost maddened with

the exuberant frolicsomeness of their years. The most singular

effect of their gayety was an impulse to mock the infirmity and

decrepitude of which they had so lately been the victims. They

laughed loudly at their old-fashioned attire, the wide-skirted

coats and flapped waistcoats of the young men, and the ancient

cap and gown of the blooming girl. One limped across the floor

like a gouty grandfather; one set a pair of spectacles astride of

his nose, and pretended to pore over the black-letter pages of

the book of magic; a third seated himself in an arm-chair, and

strove to imitate the venerable dignity of Dr. Heidegger. Then

all shouted mirthfully, and leaped about the room. The Widow

Wycherly--if so fresh a damsel could be called a widow--tripped

up to the doctor's chair, with a mischievous merriment in her

rosy face.

"Doctor, you dear old soul," cried she, "get up and dance with

me!" And then the four young people laughed louder than ever, to

think what a queer figure the poor old doctor would cut.

"Pray excuse me," answered the doctor quietly. "I am old and

rheumatic, and my dancing days were over long ago. But either of

these gay young gentlemen will be glad of so pretty a partner."

"Dance with me, Clara!" cried Colonel Killigrew

"No, no, I will be her partner!" shouted Mr. Gascoigne.

"She promised me her hand, fifty years ago!" exclaimed Mr.

Medbourne.

They all gathered round her. One caught both her hands in his

passionate grasp another threw his arm about her waist--the third

buried his hand among the glossy curls that clustered beneath the

widow's cap. Blushing, panting, struggling, chiding, laughing,

her warm breath fanning each of their faces by turns, she strove

to disengage herself, yet still remained in their triple embrace.

Never was there a livelier picture of youthful rivalship, with

bewitching beauty for the prize. Yet, by a strange deception,

owing to the duskiness of the chamber, and the antique dresses

which they still wore, the tall mirror is said to have reflected

the figures of the three old, gray, withered grandsires,

ridiculously contending for the skinny ugliness of a shrivelled

grandam.

But they were young: their burning passions proved them so.

Inflamed to madness by the coquetry of the girl-widow, who

neither granted nor quite withheld her favors, the three rivals

began to interchange threatening glances. Still keeping hold of

the fair prize, they grappled fiercely at one another's throats.

As they struggled to and fro, the table was overturned, and the

vase dashed into a thousand fragments. The precious Water of

Youth flowed in a bright stream across the floor, moistening the

wings of a butterfly, which, grown old in the decline of summer,

had alighted there to die. The insect fluttered lightly through

the chamber, and settled on the snowy head of Dr. Heidegger.

"Come, come, gentlemen!--come, Madam Wycherly," exclaimed the

doctor, "I really must protest against this riot."

They stood still and shivered; for it seemed as if gray Time were

calling them back from their sunny youth, far down into the chill

and darksome vale of years. They looked at old Dr. Heidegger, who

sat in his carved arm-chair, holding the rose of half a century,

which he had rescued from among the fragments of the shattered

vase. At the motion of his hand, the four rioters resumed their

seats; the more readily, because their violent exertions had

wearied them, youthful though they were.

"My poor Sylvia's rose!" ejaculated Dr. Heidegger, holding it in

the light of the sunset clouds; "it appears to be fading again."

And so it was. Even while the party were looking at it, the

flower continued to shrivel up, till it became as dry and fragile

as when the doctor had first thrown it into the vase. He shook

off the few drops of moisture which clung to its petals.

"I love it as well thus as in its dewy freshness," observed he,

pressing the withered rose to his withered lips. While he spoke,

the butterfly fluttered down from the doctor's snowy head, and

fell upon the floor.

His guests shivered again. A strange chillness, whether of the

body or spirit they could not tell, was creeping gradually over

them all. They gazed at one another, and fancied that each

fleeting moment snatched away a charm, and left a deepening

furrow where none had been before. Was it an illusion? Had the

changes of a lifetime been crowded into so brief a space, and

were they now four aged people, sitting with their old friend,

Dr. Heidegger?

"Are we grown old again, so soon?" cried they, dolefully.

In truth they had. The Water of Youth possessed merely a virtue

more transient than that of wine. The delirium which it created

had effervesced away. Yes! they were old again. With a shuddering

impulse, that showed her a woman still, the widow clasped her

skinny hands before her face, and wished that the coffin lid were

over it, since it could be no longer beautiful.

"Yes, friends, ye are old again," said Dr. Heidegger, "and lo!

the Water of Youth is all lavished on the ground. Well--I bemoan

it not; for if the fountain gushed at my very doorstep, I would

not stoop to bathe my lips in it--no, though its delirium were

for years instead of moments. Such is the lesson ye have taught

me!"

But the doctor's four friends had taught no such lesson to

themselves. They resolved forthwith to make a pilgrimage to

Florida, and quaff at morning, noon, and night, from the Fountain

of Youth.

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