MR. HIGGINBOTHAM'S CATASTROPHE

A young fellow, a tobacco pedlar by trade, was on his way from

Morristown, where he had dealt largely with the Deacon of the

Shaker settlement, to the village of Parker's Falls, on Salmon

River. He had a neat little cart, painted green, with a box of

cigars depicted on each side panel, and an Indian chief, holding

a pipe and a golden tobacco stalk, on the rear. The pedlar drove

a smart little mare, and was a young man of excellent character,

keen at a bargain, but none the worse liked by the Yankees; who,

as I have heard them say, would rather be shaved with a sharp

razor than a dull one. Especially was he beloved by the pretty

girls along the Connecticut, whose favor he used to court by

presents of the best smoking tobacco in his stock; knowing well

that the country lasses of New England are generally great

performers on pipes. Moreover, as will be seen in the course of

my story, the pedlar was inquisitive, and something of a tattler,

always itching to hear the news and anxious to tell it again.

After an early breakfast at Morristown, the tobacco pedlar, whose

name was Dominicus Pike, had travelled seven miles through a

solitary piece of woods, without speaking a word to anybody but

himself and his little gray mare. It being nearly seven o'clock,

he was as eager to hold a morning gossip as a city shopkeeper to

read the morning paper. An opportunity seemed at hand when, after

lighting a cigar with a sun-glass, he looked up, and perceived a

man coming over the brow of the hill, at the foot of which the

pedlar had stopped his green cart. Dominicus watched him as he

descended, and noticed that he carried a bundle over his shoulder

on the end of a stick, and travelled with a weary, yet determined

pace. He did not look as if he had started in the freshness of

the morning, but had footed it all night, and meant to do the

same all day.

"Good morning, mister," said Dominicus, when within speaking

distance. "You go a pretty good jog. What's the latest news at

Parker's Falls?"

The man pulled the broad brim of a gray hat over his eyes, and

answered, rather sullenly, that he did not come from Parker's

Falls, which, as being the limit of his own day's journey, the

pedlar had naturally mentioned in his inquiry.

"Well then," rejoined Dominicus Pike, "let's have the latest news

where you did come from. I'm not particular about Parker's Falls.

Any place will answer."

Being thus importuned, the traveller--who was as ill looking a

fellow as one would desire to meet in a solitary piece of

woods--appeared to hesitate a little, as if he was either

searching his memory for news, or weighing the expediency of

telling it. At last, mounting on the step of the cart, he

whispered in the ear of Dominicus, though he might have shouted

aloud and no other mortal would have heard him.

"I do remember one little trifle of news," said he. "Old Mr.

Higginbotham, of Kimballton, was murdered in his orchard, at

eight o'clock last night, by an Irishman and a nigger. They

strung him up to the branch of a St. Michael's pear-tree, where

nobody would find him till the morning."

As soon as this horrible intelligence was communicated, the

stranger betook himself to his journey again, with more speed

than ever, not even turning his head when Dominicus invited him

to smoke a Spanish cigar and relate all the particulars. The

pedlar whistled to his mare and went up the hill, pondering on

the doleful fate of Mr. Higginbotham whom he had known in the way

of trade, having sold him many a bunch of long nines, and a great

deal of pigtail, lady's twist, and fig tobacco. He was rather

astonished at the rapidity with which the news had spread.

Kimballton was nearly sixty miles distant in a straight line; the

murder had been perpetrated only at eight o'clock the preceding

night; yet Dominicus had heard of it at seven in the morning,

when, in all probability, poor Mr. Higginbotham's own family had

but just discovered his corpse, hanging on the St. Michael's

pear-tree. The stranger on foot must have worn seven-league boots

to travel at such a rate.

"Ill news flies fast, they say," thought Dominicus Pike; "but

this beats railroads. The fellow ought to be hired to go express

with the President's Message."

The difficulty was solved by supposing that the narrator had made

a mistake of one day in the date of the occurrence; so that our

friend did not hesitate to introduce the story at every tavern

and country store along the road, expending a whole bunch of

Spanish wrappers among at least twenty horrified audiences. He

found himself invariably the first bearer of the intelligence,

and was so pestered with questions that he could not avoid

filling up the outline, till it became quite a respectable

narrative. He met with one piece of corroborative evidence. Mr.

Higginbotham was a trader; and a former clerk of his, to whom

Dominicus related the facts, testified that the old gentleman was

accustomed to return home through the orchard about nightfall,

with the money and valuable papers of the store in his pocket.

The clerk manifested but little grief at Mr. Higginbotham's

catastrophe, hinting, what the pedlar had discovered in his own

dealings with him, that he was a crusty old fellow, as close as a

vice. His property would descend to a pretty niece who was now

keeping school in Kimballton.

What with telling the news for the public good, and driving

bargains for his own, Dominicus was so much delayed on the road

that he chose to put up at a tavern, about five miles short of

Parker's Falls. After supper, lighting one of his prime cigars,

he seated himself in the bar-room, and went through the story of

the murder, which had grown so fast that it took him half an hour

to tell. There were as many as twenty people in the room,

nineteen of whom received it all for gospel. But the twentieth

was an elderly farmer, who had arrived on horseback a short time

before, and was now seated in a corner smoking his pipe. When the

story was concluded, he rose up very deliberately, brought his

chair right in front of Dominicus, and stared him full in the

face, puffing out the vilest tobacco smoke the pedlar had ever

smelt.

"Will you make affidavit," demanded he, in the tone of a country

justice taking an examination, "that old Squire Higginbotham of

Kimballton was murdered in his orchard the night before last, and

found hanging on his great pear-tree yesterday morning?"

"I tell the story as I heard it, mister," answered Dominicus,

dropping his half-burnt cigar; "I don't say that I saw the thing

done. So I can't take my oath that he was murdered exactly in

that way."

"But I can take mine," said the farmer, "that if Squire

Higginbotham was murdered night before last, I drank a glass of

bitters with his ghost this morning. Being a neighbor of mine, he

called me into his store, as I was riding by, and treated me, and

then asked me to do a little business for him on the road. He

didn't seem to know any more about his own murder than I did."

"Why, then, it can't be a fact!" exclaimed Dominicus Pike.

"I guess he'd have mentioned, if it was," said the old farmer;

and he removed his chair back to the corner, leaving Dominicus

quite down in the mouth.

Here was a sad resurrection of old Mr. Higginbotham! The pedlar

had no heart to mingle in the conversation any more, but

comforted himself with a glass of gin and water, and went to bed

where, all night long, he dreamed of hanging on the St. Michael's

pear-tree. To avoid the old farmer (whom he so detested that his

suspension would have pleased him better than Mr.

Higginbotham's), Dominicus rose in the gray of the morning, put

the little mare into the green cart, and trotted swiftly away

towards Parker's Falls. The fresh breeze, the dewy road, and the

pleasant summer dawn, revived his spirits, and might have

encouraged him to repeat the old story had there been anybody

awake to hear it. But he met neither ox team, light wagon chaise,

horseman, nor foot traveller, till, just as he crossed Salmon

River, a man came trudging down to the bridge with a bundle over

his shoulder, on the end of a stick.

"Good morning, mister," said the pedlar, reining in his mare. "If

you come from Kimballton or that neighborhood, may be you can

tell me the real fact about this affair of old Mr. Higginbotham.

Was the old fellow actually murdered two or three nights ago, by

an Irishman and a nigger?"

Dominicus had spoken in too great a hurry to observe, at first,

that the stranger himself had a deep tinge of negro blood. On

hearing this sudden question, the Ethiopian appeared to change

his skin, its yellow hue becoming a ghastly white, while, shaking

and stammering, he thus replied: "No! no! There was no colored

man! It was an Irishman that hanged him last night, at eight

o'clock. I came away at seven! His folks can't have looked for

him in the orchard yet."

Scarcely had the yellow man spoken, when he interrupted himself,

and though he seemed weary enough before, continued his journey

at a pace which would have kept the pedlar's mare on a smart

trot. Dominicus stared after him in great perplexity. If the

murder had not been committed till Tuesday night, who was the

prophet that had foretold it, in all its circumstances, on

Tuesday morning? If Mr. Higginbotham's corpse were not yet

discovered by his own family, how came the mulatto, at above

thirty miles' distance, to know that he was hanging in the

orchard, especially as he had left Kimballton before the

unfortunate man was hanged at all? These ambiguous circumstances,

with the stranger's surprise and terror, made Dominicus think of

raising a hue and cry after him, as an accomplice in the murder;

since a murder, it seemed, had really been perpetrated.

"But let the poor devil go," thought the pedlar. "I don't want

his black blood on my head; and hanging the nigger wouldn't

unhang Mr. Higginbotham. Unhang the old gentleman; It's a sin, I

know; but I should hate to have him come to life a second time,

and give me the lie!"

With these meditations, Dominicus Pike drove into the street of

Parker's Falls, which, as everybody knows, is as thriving a

village as three cotton factories and a slitting mill can make

it. The machinery was not in motion, and but a few of the shop

doors unbarred, when he alighted in the stable yard of the

tavern, and made it his first business to order the mare four

quarts of oats. His second duty, of course, was to impart Mr.

Higginbotham's catastrophe to the hostler. He deemed it

advisable, however, not to be too positive as to the date of the

direful fact, and also to be uncertain whether it were

perpetrated by an Irishman and a mulatto, or by the son of Erin

alone. Neither did he profess to relate it on his own authority,

or that of any one person; but mentioned it as a report generally

diffused.

The story ran through the town like fire among girdled trees, and

became so much the universal talk that nobody could tell whence

it had originated. Mr. Higginbotham was as well known at Parker's

Falls as any citizen of the place, being part owner of the

slitting mill, and a considerable stockholder in the cotton

factories. The inhabitants felt their own prosperity interested

in his fate. Such was the excitement, that the Parker's Falls

Gazette anticipated its regular day of publication, and came out

with half a form of blank paper and a column of double pica

emphasized with capitals, and headed HORRID MURDER OF MR.

HIGGINBOTHAM! Among other dreadful details, the printed account

described the mark of the cord round the dead man's neck, and

stated the number of thousand dollars of which he had been

robbed; there was much pathos also about the affliction of his

niece, who had gone from one fainting fit to another, ever since

her uncle was found hanging on the St. Michael's pear-tree with

his pockets inside out. The village poet likewise commemorated

the young lady's grief in seventeen stanzas of a ballad. The

selectmen held a meeting, and, in consideration of Mr.

Higginbotham's claims on the town, determined to issue handbills,

offering a reward of five hundred dollars for the apprehension of

his murderers, and the recovery of the stolen property.

Meanwhile the whole population of Parker's Falls, consisting of

shopkeepers, mistresses of boarding-houses, factory girls,

millmen, and schoolboys, rushed into the street and kept up such

a terrible loquacity as more than compensated for the silence of

the cotton machines, which refrained from their usual din out of

respect to the deceased. Had Mr. Higginbotham cared about

posthumous renown, his untimely ghost would have exulted in this

tumult. Our friend Dominicus, in his vanity of heart, forgot his

intended precautions, and mounting on the town pump, announced

himself as the bearer of the authentic intelligence which had

caused so wonderful a sensation. He immediately became the great

man of the moment, and had just begun a new edition of the

narrative, with a voice like a field preacher, when the mail

stage drove into the village street. It had travelled all night,

and must have shifted horses at Kimballton, at three in the

morning.

"Now we shall hear all the particulars," shouted the crowd.

The coach rumbled up to the piazza of the tavern, followed by a

thousand people; for if any man had been minding his own business

till then, he now left it at sixes and sevens, to hear the news.

The pedlar, foremost in the race, discovered two passengers, both

of whom had been startled from a comfortable nap to find

themselves in the centre of a mob. Every man assailing them with

separate questions, all propounded at once, the couple were

struck speechless, though one was a lawyer and the other a young

lady.

"Mr. Higginbotham! Mr. Higginbotham! Tell us the particulars

about old Mr. Higginbotham!" bawled the mob. "What is the

coroner's verdict? Are the murderers apprehended? Is Mr.

Higginbotham's niece come out of her fainting fits? Mr.

Higginbotham! Mr. Higginbotham!!"

The coachman said not a word, except to swear awfully at the

hostler for not bringing him a fresh team of horses. The lawyer

inside had generally his wits about him even when asleep; the

first thing he did, after learning the cause of the excitement,

was to produce a large, red pocketbook. Meantime Dominicus Pike,

being an extremely polite young man, and also suspecting that a

female tongue would tell the story as glibly as a lawyer's, had

handed the lady out of the coach. She was a fine, smart girl, now

wide awake and bright as a button, and had such a sweet pretty

mouth, that Dominicus would almost as lief have heard a love tale

from it as a tale of murder.

"Gentlemen and ladies," said the lawyer to the shopkeepers, the

millmen, and the factory girls, "I can assure you that some

unaccountable mistake, or, more probably, a wilful falsehood,

maliciously contrived to injure Mr. Higginbotham's credit, has

excited this singular uproar. We passed through Kimballton at

three o'clock this morning, and most certainly should have been

informed of the murder had any been perpetrated. But I have proof

nearly as strong as Mr. Higginbotham's own oral testimony, in the

negative. Here is a note relating to a suit of his in the

Connecticut courts, which was delivered me from that gentleman

himself. I find it dated at ten o'clock last evening."

So saying, the lawyer exhibited the date and signature of the

note, which irrefragably proved, either that this perverse Mr.

Higginbotham was alive when he wrote it, or--as some deemed the

more probable case, of two doubtful ones--that he was so absorbed

in worldly business as to continue to transact it even after his

death. But unexpected evidence was forthcoming. The young lady,

after listening to the pedlar's explanation, merely seized a

moment to smooth her gown and put her curls in order, and then

appeared at the tavern door, making a modest signal to be heard.

"Good people," said she, "I am Mr. Higginbotham's niece."

A wondering murmur passed through the crowd on beholding her so

rosy and bright; that same unhappy niece, whom they had supposed,

on the authority of the Parker's Falls Gazette, to be lying at

death's door in a fainting fit. But some shrewd fellows had

doubted, all along, whether a young lady would be quite so

desperate at the hanging of a rich old uncle.

"You see," continued Miss Higginbotham, with a smile, "that this

strange story is quite unfounded as to myself; and I believe I

may affirm it to be equally so in regard to my dear uncle

Higginbotham. He has the kindness to give me a home in his house,

though I contribute to my own support by teaching a school. I

left Kimballton this morning to spend the vacation of

commencement week with a friend, about five miles from Parker's

Falls. My generous uncle, when he heard me on the stairs, called

me to his bedside, and gave me two dollars and fifty cents to pay

my stage fare, and another dollar for my extra expenses. He then

laid his pocketbook under his pillow, shook hands with me, and

advised me to take some biscuit in my bag, instead of

breakfasting on the road. I feel confident, therefore, that I

left my beloved relative alive, and trust that I shall find him

so on my return."

The young lady courtesied at the close of her speech, which was

so sensible and well worded, and delivered with such grace and

propriety, that everybody thought her fit to be preceptress of

the best academy in the State. But a stranger would have supposed

that Mr. Higginbotham was an object of abhorrence at Parker's

Falls, and that a thanksgiving had been proclaimed for his

murder; so excessive was the wrath of the inhabitants on learning

their mistake. The millmen resolved to bestow public honors on

Dominicus Pike, only hesitating whether to tar and feather him,

ride him on a rail, or refresh him with an ablution at the town

pump, on the top of which he had declared himself the bearer of

the news. The selectmen, by advice of the lawyer, spoke of

prosecuting him for a misdemeanor, in circulating unfounded

reports, to the great disturbance of the peace of the

Commonwealth. Nothing saved Dominicus, either from mob law or a

court of justice, but an eloquent appeal made by the young lady

in his behalf. Addressing a few words of heartfelt gratitude to

his benefactress, he mounted the green cart and rode out of town,

under a discharge of artillery from the school-boys, who found

plenty of ammunition in the neighboring clay-pits and mud holes.

As he turned his head to exchange a farewell glance with Mr.

Higginbotham's niece, a ball, of the consistence of hasty

pudding, hit him slap in the mouth, giving him a most grim

aspect. His whole person was so bespattered with the like filthy

missiles, that he had almost a mind to ride back, and supplicate

for the threatened ablution at the town pump; for, though not

meant in kindness, it would now have been a deed of charity.

However, the sun shone bright on poor Dominicus, and the mud, an

emblem of all stains of undeserved opprobrium, was easily brushed

off when dry. Being a funny rogue, his heart soon cheered up; nor

could he refrain from a hearty laugh at the uproar which his

story had excited. The handbills of the selectmen would cause the

commitment of all the vagabonds in the State; the paragraph in

the Parker's Falls Gazette would be reprinted from Maine to

Florida, and perhaps form an item in the London newspapers; and

many a miser would tremble for his money bags and life, on

learning the catastrophe of Mr. Higginbotham. The pedlar

meditated with much fervor on the charms of the young

schoolmistress, and swore that Daniel Webster never spoke nor

looked so like an angel as Miss Higginbotham, while defending him

from the wrathful populace at Parker's Falls.

Dominicus was now on the Kimballton turnpike, having all along

determined to visit that place, though business had drawn him out

of the most direct road from Morristown. As he approached the

scene of the supposed murder, he continued to revolve the

circumstances in his mind, and was astonished at the aspect which

the whole case assumed. Had nothing occurred to corroborate the

story of the first traveller, it might now have been considered

as a hoax; but the yellow man was evidently acquainted either

with the report or the fact; and there was a mystery in his

dismayed and guilty look on being abruptly questioned. When, to

this singular combination of incidents, it was added that the

rumor tallied exactly with Mr. Higginbotham's character and

habits of life; and that he had an orchard, and a St. Michael's

pear-tree, near which he always passed at nightfall: the

circumstantial evidence appeared so strong that Dominicus doubted

whether the autograph produced by the lawyer, or even the niece's

direct testimony, ought to be equivalent. Making cautious

inquiries along the road, the pedlar further learned that Mr.

Higginbotham had in his service an Irishman of doubtful

character, whom he had hired without a recommendation, on the

score of economy.

"May I be hanged myself," exclaimed Dominicus Pike aloud, on

reaching the top of a lonely hill, "if I'll believe old

Higginbotham is unhanged till I see him with my own eyes, and

hear it from his own mouth! And as he's a real shaver, I'll have

the minister or some other responsible man for an indorser."

It was growing dusk when he reached the toll-house on Kimballton

turnpike, about a quarter of a mile from the village of this

name. His little mare was fast bringing him up with a man on

horseback, who trotted through the gate a few rods in advance of

him, nodded to the toll-gatherer, and kept on towards the

village. Dominicus was acquainted with the tollman, and, while

making change, the usual remarks on the weather passed between

them.

"I suppose," said the pedlar, throwing back his whiplash, to

bring it down like a feather on the mare's flank, "you have not

seen anything of old Mr. Higginbotham within a day or two?"

"Yes," answered the toll-gatherer. "He passed the gate just

before you drove up, and yonder he rides now, if you can see him

through the dusk. He's been to Woodfield this afternoon,

attending a sheriff's sale there. The old man generally shakes

hands and has a little chat with me; but to-night, he nodded,--as

if to say, 'Charge my toll,' and jogged on; for wherever he goes,

he must always be at home by eight o'clock."

"So they tell me," said Dominicus.

"I never saw a man look so yellow and thin as the squire does,"

continued the toll-gatherer. "Says I to myself, to-night, he's

more like a ghost or an old mummy than good flesh and blood."

The pedlar strained his eyes through the twilight, and could just

discern the horseman now far ahead on the village road. He seemed

to recognize the rear of Mr. Higginbotham; but through the

evening shadows, and amid the dust from the horse's feet, the

figure appeared dim and unsubstantial; as if the shape of the

mysterious old man were faintly moulded of darkness and gray

light. Dominicus shivered.

"Mr. Higginbotham has come back from the other world, by way of

the Kimballton turnpike," thought he.

He shook the reins and rode forward, keeping about the same

distance in the rear of the gray old shadow, till the latter was

concealed by a bend of the road. On reaching this point, the

pedlar no longer saw the man on horseback, but found himself at

the head of the village street, not far from a number of stores

and two taverns, clustered round the meeting-house steeple. On

his left were a stone wall and a gate, the boundary of a woodlot,

beyond which lay an orchard, farther still, a mowing field, and

last of all, a house. These were the premises of Mr.

Higginbotham, whose dwelling stood beside the old highway, but

had been left in the background by the Kimballton turnpike.

Dominicus knew the place; and the little mare stopped short by

instinct; for he was not conscious of tightening the reins.

"For the soul of me, I cannot get by this gate!" said he,

trembling. "I never shall be my own man again, till I see whether

Mr. Higginbotham is hanging on the St. Michael's pear-tree!"

He leaped from the cart, gave the rein a turn round the gate

post, and ran along the green path of the wood-lot as if Old Nick

were chasing behind. Just then the village clock tolled eight,

and as each deep stroke fell, Dominicus gave a fresh bound and

flew faster than before, till, dim in the solitary centre of the

orchard, he saw the fated pear-tree. One great branch stretched

from the old contorted trunk across the path, and threw the

darkest shadow on that one spot. But something seemed to struggle

beneath the branch!

The pedlar had never pretended to more courage than befits a man

of peaceful occupation, nor could he account for his valor on

this awful emergency. Certain it is, however, that he rushed

forward, prostrated a sturdy Irishman with the butt end of his

whip, and found--not indeed hanging on the St. Michael's

pear-tree, but trembling beneath it, with a halter round his

neck--the old, identical Mr. Higginbotham!

"Mr. Higginbotham," said Dominicus tremulously, "you're an honest

man, and I'll take your word for it. Have you been hanged or

not?"

If the riddle be not already guessed, a few words will explain

the simple machinery by which this "coming event" was made to

"cast its shadow before." Three men had plotted the robbery and

murder of Mr. Higginbotham; two of them, successively, lost

courage and fled, each delaying the crime one night by their

disappearance; the third was in the act of perpetration, when a

champion, blindly obeying the call of fate, like the heroes of

old romance, appeared in the person of Dominicus Pike.

It only remains to say, that Mr. Higginbotham took the pedlar

into high favor, sanctioned his addresses to the pretty

schoolmistress, and settled his whole property on their children,

allowing themselves the interest. In due time, the old gentleman

capped the climax of his favors, by dying a Christian death, in

bed, since which melancholy event Dominicus Pike has removed from

Kimballton, and established a large tobacco manufactory in my

native village.

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