ACT V

Scene: Home of The Mouse.

He is discovered trying to get into the ice-box for something to eat.

Enter Chasem Cheese, the brave detective.

The Mouse is surprised at the entrance of Cheese.

Desperate struggle.

The Mouse seizes a keg of gunpowder, hurls it at Cheese and blows him

into a thousand pieces.

But Cheese will not give up.

Startling and thrilling climax:

A piece of Cheese chases The Mouse off the stage to quick music.

* * * * *

That’s as far as I can get. That finish to Act V is so strong I don’t

know what to do for the other four acts.

A piece of cheese chasing a mouse has got anything beat that I ever

heard of in a drama.

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WHAT SONGS ARE POPULAR IN—

Philadelphia: “Please Go ’Way and Let Me Sleep.”

Kentucky: “Trouble.”

Kansas: “I Guess I’ll Have to Go, ’Cause I Think It’s Going to Rain.”

Chicago: “Blue, Blew, Blew.”

Milwaukee: “Down Where the Wurzburger Flows.”

New Orleans: “Creole Belles.”

Coney Island: “My Water Lou.”

Sing Sing: “A Bird in a Gilded Cage.”

APPROPRIATE SONGS FOR—

Earl of Yarmouth to Alice Thaw (before marriage): “Can’t Live on Love.”

(After marriage): “Home Ain’t Nothin’ Like This.”

Grover Cleveland: “If Time Was Money I’d Be a Millionaire.”

J. P. Morgan: “Hello, Central, Give Me Heaven.”

Andrew Carnegie: “My Money Never Gives Out.”

Wm. J. Bryan: “If I But Knew.”

Jeffries to Corbett: “Just Kiss Yourself Good-By.”

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It astounds! and then some!

HAIR RAISING!

STARTLING! AMAZING!

Sophie Lyons

QUEEN OF THE BURGLARS.

_BY SOPHIE LYONS_

The Uncrowned Queen of Crime

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NEWS AGENTS AND BOOKSELLERS

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A Bad Boy’s Diary. Part 1.

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Blunders of a Bashful Man.

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The Travels of a Tramp.

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Our Drummer’s Trip Through the Sunny South.

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A Feast of Fun.

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Twelve Kentucky Colonel Stories.

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A Drummer’s Diary.

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New Jokes by Old Jokers. No. 4.

Drummers’ Samples.

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Southwick’s Jokes Without Whiskers.

Talkalogues.

Hot Stuff Jokelets.

A Thoroughbred Tramp.

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On the Hog Train Through Kansas.

Side-Tracked.

Easy Money.

Lew Hawkins In Black and White.

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Hiram Birdseed at the Fair.

On An Army Mule Through Virginia.

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When the World Laughs.

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THE

FUNNIEST

BOOK

issued in years is the one giving the account of the humorous adventures

of our old acquaintance

HIRAM BIRDSEED,

AT THE FAIR.

There is no “frost” about this book. It’s about the only thing at the

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Pronounced by critics to be the best thing since “David Harum.”

The book contains 245 pages of solid reading matter, 8 full-page

illustrations of the Exposition, and 25 full-page illustrations of

Hiram’s funny experiences. It is bound in paper covers handsomely

printed in colors and will be sent by mail, postpaid, to any address

upon receipt of only 25 cents in stamps or silver.

_If you enjoy a good laugh, don’t fail to send for this book._

Address all orders to

J. S. OGILVIE PUBLISHING COMPANY,

P. O. Box 767. 57 ROSE STREET, NEW YORK.

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Are You Interested in Things Theatrical?

If so, don’t fail to read the new book just issued entitled

STAGE SECRETS

AND TRICKS OF THE TRADE.

BEING THE CONFESSIONS OF AN ACTOR.

By FRANK LEE.

This book is all that its title implies as far as the life of those on

the stage is concerned, and especially as regards the snares and

pitfalls to be avoided in making contracts disadvantageous to an actor.

We give herewith some of the subjects written about:

The Vaudeville Manager’s Easy Graft.

The Actor Must Take All the Chances.

How Managers Rob One Another.

The Actor’s Fitful Game.

=Tricks of Managers and Agents.=

What the Actor Does With His Money.

Looking For Work.

The False Alarms.

Furnished Rooms.

=Actor’s Salaries.=

Playing Parts.

Stage Hands.

About Burlesque.

About Moving Pictures.

The Theatrical Clubs.

What Makes a Successful Sketch.

=How to Get Ideas.=

=What the Actor is Up Against.=

How to Get On the Stage.

How to Write Songs.

The One-Night Stands.

The Hotels.

Getting “Canned.”

The Dressing Rooms.

=How to Get a Big Salary.=

=Photo Play Writing.=

Graft.

Vaudeville’s Seamy Side.

The author of this book has been through the mill, and knows whereof he

writes. Don’t think you know it all, and that this book cannot tell you

anything you don’t already know. One little point may be the means of

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to-day, this minute, and you will never regret doing so. Address all

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WELL! WELL!! WELL!!!

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Talk about your mystery and

detective stories—

THE MYSTERY

OF THE

RAVENSPURS

By FRED. M. WHITE,

is certainly a hummer.

Mr. White stands in the forefront of the mystery and detective story

writers of the English speaking world to-day, and this is one of his

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Do you like surprises that make your eyes open wide? Sustained

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The Mystery of the Ravenspurs.

It is a romantic tale of adventure, mystery and amateur detective work,

with scenes laid in England, India, and the distant and comparatively

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strange methods form one of the features of the story.

Read of the clever detective work by blind Ralph, which borders upon the

supernatural; of walking the black Valley of Death in Thibet, with its

attendant horrors; of the Princess Zara, and her power, intrigue and

treachery laid bare; of the poisonous bees and the deadly perfume

flowers. Unflagging interest holds your spell-bound attention from cover

to cover.

NEW! UP-TO-DATE! ENTERTAINING!

The book contains 320 pages, bound in paper cover, with handsome

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For sale by booksellers everywhere, or sent by mail, postpaid, upon

receipt of price. Address

J. S. OGILVIE PUBLISHING COMPANY,

P. O. Box 767. 57 ROSE STREET, NEW YORK.

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FRENCH DETECTIVE STORIES,

By EMILE GABORIAU.

We call your attention to the following books constituting the best

works of the most widely known and popular writer of French Detective

Fiction—EMILE GABORIAU.

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MONSIEUR LECOQ.

THE HONOR OF THE NAME.

THE WIDOW LEROUGE.

THE CLIQUE OF GOLD.

CAPTAIN CONTANCEAU.

THE THIRTEENTH HUSSARS.

THE MYSTERY OF ORCIVAL.

_Marvelously Mysterious Stories,

Wonderfully Woven, Entertainingly Written,_

holding the reader spell-bound with interest. The stories are

delightfully treated, and from the beginning of the plot through each

succeeding discovery of the wonderful French detective, one’s interest

is increased and expectancy raised until the end of the book is reached.

To bring these clever and entertaining stories within the reach of all,

we have just issued the above books in paper covers. They contain about

200 pages each, are printed in good, clear type on novel paper, with

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per copy, or any 5 for $1.

J. S. OGILVIE PUBLISHING COMPANY,

P. O. Box 767. 57 ROSE STREET, NEW YORK.

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HERE’S ANOTHER ONE!

If you have read any of the detective stories which we have recommended

to you, such as THE WORLD’S FINGER, MACON MOORE, Etc., you know that our

statements in regard to their being “the real thing” were not overdrawn.

We now have another one just as good, which we unhesitatingly recommend.

It is entitled

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THE HOUSE

BY THE RIVER.

BY

FLORENCE WARDEN.

WHAT THE REVIEWERS SAY OF IT.

“Florence Warden is the Anna Katharine Greene of England. She

apparently has the same marvelous capacity as Mrs. Rohlfs for

concocting the most complicated plots and most mystifying

mysteries, and serving them up hot to her readers.”—_N. Y.

Globe._

“The author has a knack of intricate plot-work which will keep

an intelligent reader at _her_ books, when he would become tired

over far better novels not so strongly peppered. For even the

‘wisest men’ now and then relish not only a little nonsense, but

as well do they enjoy a thrilling story of mystery. And this is

one—a dark, deep, awesome, compelling if not convincing

tale.”—_Sacramento Bee._

“The interest of the story is deep and intense, and many guesses

might be made of the outcome, as one reads along, without

hitting on the right one.”—_Salt Lake Tribune._

This book contains 310 pages, printed in large clear type, and is bound

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25 cents. Address all orders to

J. S. OGILVIE PUBLISHING COMPANY,

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MACON MOORE,

... THE ...

SOUTHERN DETECTIVE.

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Here is another rattling good book that we unhesitatingly recommend to

every one who enjoys a thrilling detective story. Each chapter contains

a startling episode in the attempt of MACON MOORE to run to earth a gang

of moonshiners in Southern Georgia, whose business was that of

manufacturing illicit whisky.

His capture by the “Night Riders,” and his daring escape from them at

their meeting in the Valley of Death, forms one of the many exciting

incidents of the story.

One of our readers writes to us as follows:

“I was absolutely unable to stop reading “Macon Moore” until I

had finished it. I expected to read for an hour or so, but the

situations were so dramatic and exciting at the end of each

chapter, that before I knew it I had started the next one. I

have read it three times, once while practicing exercises on the

piano, and shall read it again. It is a corker.”

The book contains 250 pages, is bound in paper covers, and will be sent

to any address by mail, postpaid, upon receipt of 25 cents. Address all

orders to

J. S. OGILVIE PUBLISHING COMPANY,

P. O. Box 767. 57 ROSE STREET, NEW YORK.

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LAUGH! YELL! SCREAM!

Read It! Read It! Read It!

A Bad

Boy’s Diary

By “LITTLE GEORGIE,”

The Laughing Cyclone.

THE FUNNIEST BOOK EVER WRITTEN!

In this matchless volume of irresistible, rib-tickling fun, the Bad Boy,

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IT MAKES YOU A BOY AGAIN!

IT MAKES LIFE WORTH WHILE!

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DO YOU ENJOY

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our book,

THE LETTERS OF

MILDRED’S MOTHER TO MILDRED.

BY E. D. PRICE,

shows one of the sides with which you may not be familiar.

Mildred is a girl in the chorus at one of New York’s famous theatres,

and her mother is a woman who “travels” with a friend by the name of

Blanche. The book is written by E. D. Price, “The Man Behind the

Scenes,” one well qualified to touch upon the stage-side of life.

The following is the Table of Contents:

Mother at the Races.

Mother at a Chicago Hotel.

Mother Goes Yachting.

Mother Escapes Matrimony.

Mother Meets Nature’s Noblemen.

Mother Joins the Repertoire Company.

Mother in the One Night Stands.

Mother and the Theatrical Angel.

Mother Returns to Mildred.

Read what Blakely Hall says of it:

“I don’t know whether you are aware of it or not, but you are

turning out wonderful, accurate and convincing character studies

in the Mildred’s Mother articles. They are as refreshing and

invigorating as showers on the hottest July day.”

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The Confessions

Of a Princess

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A book of this sort would necessarily be anonymous, and the name of the

author is not essential as indicative of literary ability, the strength

of the story depending upon its action as revealed through the laying

bare of the innermost secrets of a “Princess of the Realm” whose

disposition and character were such as to compel her to find elsewhere

than in her own home the love, tenderness, admiration, and society which

was lacking there, and which her being craved. Position, money and

power, seem to those who do not possess them, to bring happiness. Such

is not the case, however, where stability of character is lacking and

where one depends upon the pleasures of sense for the enjoyment of life

rather than on the accomplishment of things worth while, based on high

ideals.

The writer has taken a page from her life and has given it to the world.

She has laid bare the soul of a woman, that some other woman (or some

man) might profit thereby. The names have been changed, and such events

omitted as might lead too readily to the discovery of their identity.

Each the victim of circumstance, yet the _price_ is demanded of the one

who fell the victim of environment.

_The Confessions of a Princess_ is the story of a woman who saw,

conquered and fell.

The book contains 270 pages, printed from new, large type on good paper,

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cents. Bound in cloth, price, 75 cents.

J. S. OGILVIE PUBLISHING COMPANY,

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500 Toasts

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We do not hesitate to say this is the best and largest collection of

original and popular toasts published. Hundreds never in print before

and all the classics by world-renowned authors:

Longfellow

Wordsworth

Mrs. Wilcox

Burns

Tom Moore

Thos. Hood

Ben Johnson

Scott

Thackeray

Goldsmith

Byron

Shakspere

This is a book for all classes. There’s no telling when you may be

called upon to propose a toast. To be unprepared means embarrassment.

Send for this book and memorize a few. By mail, 15c; cloth-bound, 30c.

Mention “500 Toasts.”

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A Thousand

Conundrums

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This is a companion book to our “500 Toasts.” It is pocket size and

contains enough conundrums, riddles, etc., to last you for years. Here

are one or two taken at random:

Q. If a bear went into a drygoods store, what would he want?

A. Muzzlin’.

Q. Why is a new-born baby like a storm?

A. Because it begins with a squall.

Q. What is a good definition of nonsense?

A. Bolting a door with a boiled carrot.

Well, boys, there are 997 more of these conundrums, and if you want to

have a bunch of fun with your own girl, or some other fellow’s girl, you

should send for this book at once. By prepaid mail for 15 cents.

Any of the above books will be sent by mail, postpaid, on

receipt of price by J. S. Ogilvie Publishing Company, 57 Rose

Street, New York.

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OLD WITCHES’ DREAM BOOK

AND

COMPLETE FORTUNE TELLER.

You dream like everyone else does, but can you interpret them—do you

understand what your dream portends? If you wish to know what it means,

you should buy this book, which contains the full and correct

interpretation of all dreams and their lucky numbers. This book is also

the most complete fortune teller on the market.

We give herewith a partial list of the contents.

Dreams and Their Interpretations.

Palmistry, or Telling Fortunes by the Lines of the Hand.

Fortune Telling by the Grounds in a Tea or Coffee Cup.

How to Read Your Fortune by the White of an Egg.

How to Determine the Lucky and Unlucky Days of any Month in the

Year.

How to Ascertain Whether You will Marry Soon.

Fortune Telling by Cards, Including the Italian Method.

The book contains 128 pages, set in new, large, clear type, and will be

sent by mail, postpaid, to any address upon receipt of 25 cents in U. S.

stamps or postal money order. Address all orders to

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The Model Letter Writer.

A comprehensive and complete guide and assistant for those who wish to

become perfect correspondents. This book contains Sample Letters of

Compliment, Inquiry, and Congratulation; Letters of Recommendation,

Letters of Business, Advice and Excuse, and gives Rules for Punctuation,

Postscripts, and Styles of Addressing, etc.

=It also contains love letters, giving the correspondence between a

young man and a young lady, on love, courtship and marriage, and should

prove indispensable to all young people.=

You cannot afford to be without this book, as you do not know at what

time you may have to write a particularly important letter. If you have

a book of this kind on hand to consult, it may be the means of bringing

to a successful end matters of great moment, and upon which may depend

your entire future happiness, well-being, and success in life.

The book contains 128 pages, is bound in paper covers with handsome

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address upon receipt of 25 cents in U. S. stamps or postal money order.

Address all orders to

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OUR

ENDEAVOR

in selling books to you, is to have you feel that you are getting _your

money’s worth_. We therefore desire to call your special attention to

the following

Four Books In

ONE,

You are Courting,

which If You want to Court, or

You want to be Courted,

you should obtain at the earliest possible moment.

_HOW TO WOO; WHEN AND WHOM_, which gives full and interesting rules

for the etiquette of courtship, the time and place for

conducting the same, and some good advice as to the selection of

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_COURTSHIP AND MARRIAGE_, which tells how to win the favor of the

ladies, how to begin and end a courtship, and how to “Pop the

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invitations, gifts, ushers, bridesmaids, conduct of the wedding

ceremony, etc., etc.

_THE LOVERS’ COMPANION_, which gives the flirtations of the

handkerchief, parasol, glove, fan and napkin; also, the language

of flowers; how to kiss deliciously; and a cure for bashfulness.

_THE POPULAR LETTER WRITER_, which tells how to write business,

social, and love letters, giving numerous examples of all.

This valuable work, containing the _four books above mentioned_, is

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to any address, postpaid, upon receipt of 25 cents in postage stamps or

money. Address

J. S. OGILVIE PUBLISHING COMPANY,

57 ROSE STREET, NEW YORK.

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HAVE YOU EVER

HEARD OF A

COMIC COOK BOOK?

We publish a book under that title, and it contains more good laughs to

the square inch than any book in the market. Notice a few of the

recipes:

TABLE MANNERS.—In carving, should the bird slip from under your

knife, do not appear covered with confusion, although you may be

with gravy, but simply say to the lady in whose lap the bird has

landed: “I’ll trouble you for that hen,” or words to that

effect, and proceed with the autopsy.

TO BOIL FISH.—Place the bird in a kettle of cold water and let

it boil so gently that the water will remain about as warm as a

June day. By so doing the fish can swim about in the kettle, and

come to the table, along with the other guests, in a not

overheated condition. It will require about eight minutes to

cook a fish weighing one pound, and of course, only four minutes

to cook one weighing twice as much.

TO FRY FISH.—Remove the works from the interior department, pick

off the scales, remove the teeth, and fry in a frying pan—or

anything else which fancy dictates.

CHICKEN CROQUETTES.—Having stunned a heavy set hen, croquet the

dark meat through three wickets. Loose croquet the bust and

other blonde meat until you are a rover. Chop it all up and add

something to make it stick together, mould it into sausages,

roll in bass-wood sawdust (the croquettes, not yourself). Fry in

red-hot lard.

CALVES-FOOT JELLY.—Get a yard of the material, i. e., three

feet. Chicago beef is best, as the calves have the largest feet.

Cut off the calf for future reference. Wash the feet, applying

chilblain remedies when necessary, boil them for a while or so,

add enough glue to thicken; stir in a few molasses, strain

through a cane-seated chair. Pour the amalgamation into a blue

bowl with red pictures on it, and send the whole business to a

sick friend.

ANGEL CAKE.—Chop up green apples, raisins, bananas, in

quantities to suit; stick them in dough. Feed to the children

and the angel part will materialize.

ROMAN PUNCH.—Only a Roman nose how to prepare this dish

properly. To prepare it the other way add some rum to your

punch. This should be served before the roasts at dinner, but

should be eaten frugally, as it was a Roman punch that killed

Cæsar.

EMERGENCIES.—Should a child swallow a button, lower a

button-hole down its throat with a piece of string, pass it over

the button and yank it out.——If you see a runaway horse

approaching and are unable to get out of his way, speak to him

firmly, saying, “Lie down, sir!”

TO TELL A BAD EGG.—This depends entirely on what you wish to

tell the egg. If it be bad news, break it gently—this applies

both to the communication and the fruit. The former had better

be made by telephone, with the safety plug in position.

TO BREAK A COLT.—Hit him across the back with a sledge hammer.

One blow should be sufficient to break him—or at least break his

back.

TO MAKE ICE-WATER LAST.—Prepare everything else first.

Sent post-paid to any address upon receipt of fifteen cents in stamps.

Address all orders to

J. S. OGILVIE PUBLISHING COMPANY,

P. O. Box 767 57 ROSE STREET, NEW YORK.

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=How to Read Character by Handwriting.= By Henry Rice. Even to the

uninitiated eye there is a greater or less degree of difference in every

handwriting, such as the slope of the letters, the upward or downward

slant of the line, the coarseness or delicacy of the writing, its

neatness and legibility. What the uninitiated do not know is that each

of these peculiarities is indicative of the character of the writer, yet

a student will be surprised to see the revelations which a few moments’

intelligent perusal of a specimen of handwriting will afford him. Over

sixty specimens of handwriting and letters are given in this book, with

comments by Mr. Rice as to the different characteristics from a

scientific standpoint. Graphology opens up a new field for intelligent

effort, and the rapid strides it has been making the past few years bid

fair to soon place it above Palmistry, Astrology, etc., in point of

popularity. Book sent postpaid for 25 cents.

=Pursuit of Virtue.= By Roland Burke Hennessy, author of “Beautiful Bad

Broadway,” “When a Young Man’s Virtuous,” etc. This is the latest from

the pen of Mr. Hennessy, and we consider it one of the best stories he

has ever written. The scenes are in and around New York and abound with

many thrilling adventures. This book also contains the following short

stories:

Peeping Into Paradise

An Act of Heroism

A Wise Gazabo

Synonym Sammy

A Great Scheme

The Man Without a Hoe

Love’s Tokens

A Moral and An Experience

What Three Maidens Dreamed

The Matinee-Girl

Etc., etc.

—all in all, it would be hard to find a book of light reading of more

interest than the above. All the above sent prepaid on receipt of price,

25 cents.

=Fortune-Telling by Cards.= Here, indeed, is a book every young man or

woman should have. To-day “playing cards” for an evening’s enjoyment is

a most popular pastime. No matter where you are, no matter where you go,

nowadays “playing cards” is the thing. When played solely for amusement

it is a most innocent entertainment, and at the same time a great

memory-trainer. You must have often noticed at card parties, while

sitting or standing around waiting for late arrivals to come, there are

a few moments when you wish they’d start, or you wish there was

“something doing.” Just at this moment is your chance to make a hit with

your fortune-telling by cards. No matter how “bum” you are at it, the

girls will flock around you four and five deep. You will be the king

bee, as it were, and you will have the inward pleasure of making the

other boys feel like a long skirt on a rainy day—very damp. In addition

to the above, “Fortune-Telling by the Magic Crystal” is gone into in

detail, giving all the symbols for a correct divination of the future.

“The Oraculum: or, Napoleon Buonaparte’s Book of Fate” (specially

translated) is given here for perhaps the first time in the English

language. A table of questions generally applicable has been compiled,

and sixteen pages of answers, to suit any temperament or individuality,

are given. “Fortune-Telling with Dice” is very complete, giving an

assorted list of thirty-two answers to questions for every possible

throw of two dice. Get this book, study it, and spring it on the “bunch”

at the first opportunity, and if the girls don’t say you are certainly

IT we’ll refund the money. There’s many a time you’d pay $10 to make a

hit with ONE girl—here’s a chance to make a hit with any number of

them—all for 25 cents.

Any of the above books will be sent by mail, postpaid, on

receipt of price by J. S. Ogilvie Publishing Company, 57 Rose

Street, New York.

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Were You Ever

Side-Tracked?

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Whether You Ever Were,

or Not, You Cannot Fail

to Appreciate ...

HARRY L. NEWTON’S

GREAT JOKE BOOK

ENTITLED

“SIDE-TRACKED.”

There is really “something doing” in this joke book. It has been

pronounced IT with a capital I. One hundred and twenty pages of clean,

fresh, bright humor—=not a dull line=!

Harry L. Newton, the author, has declared it to be his masterpiece, and

his assertion is being borne out daily, as our sales are increasing very

rapidly. The first edition of 50 thousand was sold =in less than two

weeks=.

If you want to laugh and grow fat, read “=Side-Tracked.=” It’s cheaper

than the price of a pound of meat and just as satisfying. So get busy

boys, and order a copy before the other fellow beats you to it.

“=Side-Tracked=” contains the greatest lot of slow-train stories ever in

print. This book is getting so popular you see people reading it on the

streets, on the cars and in barber shops. There hasn’t been such a run

on a joke book in years. Get it! Get it! Get it! Enjoy it and pass it

along. Push it along. It’s a good thing. It contains 120 pages, bound in

paper cover handsomely illustrated in colors, and will be sent by mail,

postpaid, to any address upon receipt of 25 cents. Address all orders to

J. S. OGILVIE PUBLISHING COMPANY,

P. O. Box 767. 57 ROSE STREET, NEW YORK.

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A THOROUGHBRED

TRAMP

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“A Thoroughbred Tramp” was written by thoroughbred writers and is a

thoroughbred publication in every respect.

As a “Tramp” compilation it has every other book backed off the

boards—and then some.

One hundred pages of unalloyed joy, spiced with whole bunches of

delirious gladness, and seasoned with inimitable wit.

That’s pretty strong, but it goes—and so does the book.

Some of the best writers in the country have taken a crack at supplying

the material for this volume.

That’s why we boost it so strongly. We feel that you will get your

money’s worth and won’t be disappointed.

We’re not in the business to disappoint anybody.

When you pick up this book and open the first page, hold on to your

sides or something will rip. At about the fifth page, call your wife to

help you hold them. If you have no wife, call in somebody else’s. When

you reach the middle of the book, call for the whole family and you’ll

all have a merry-go-round.

Will send you copy by prepaid mail upon receipt of price, 25 cents.

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Popular

Recitations

[Illustration]

A new collection of old and new favorites for home and stage uses. For

want of space we mention only a few to be found therein.

=Face on the Bar-Room Floor, Jim Bludso, Whisperin’ Bill, ’Ostler Joe,

How Salvator Won, Little Meg & I, Casey at the Bat, Kelly’s Dream,

Shamus O’Brien, The Dying Actor, The Village Blacksmith, The Volunteer

Organist, Annabel Lee, A Story of St. Peter, Casey’s Tabble Dote,

Courting in Kentucky, Gunga Din, Old John Henry, The Betrothed, The

Clink of the Ice, The Yarn of the Nancy Bell, Walk, & many more.=

This book contains 128 pages, printed from new plates in large type,

with attractive cover design in colors. Price, 25 cents.

Either of the above books will be sent by mail, postpaid, on receipt of

price by J. S. Ogilvie Publishing Co., 57 Rose St., New York.

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THURSTON’S CARD TRICKS,

(The Greatest Magician Living,)

gives a full description of Thurston’s sensational rising card trick;

also his famous continuous front and back hand palming of cards,

together with a great number of his new and heretofore unpublished

tricks. You can learn them for the purpose of making money or to

entertain your friends. The book contains 83 pages with 45

illustrations. Price, paper bound, 25 cents.

HAND SHADOWS ON THE WALL

shows how to produce shadows on the wall by the arrangement of one’s

hands held in front of the light. Every position is fully illustrated,

and the book will afford a good evening’s amusement for the grown-ups as

well as the children. Paper bound, 25 cents.

HOW TO BEHAVE.

The guide to true politeness. Every person wishing to be considered

well-bred, who desires to know the customs of good society and to avoid

incorrect and vulgar habits should send for this book. It contains table

etiquette, street etiquette, how to overcome bashfulness, the art of

conversing, and many other things too numerous to mention. Price, paper

bound, 25 cents.

YOUR HAND IS YOUR

FORTUNE;

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or, Modern Palmistry. We have published a cheap edition of our Modern

Palmistry book under the above title, to enable those who are interested

in this subject to secure for little money the same material for which

we charge 50 cents and $1.00 in another form. It is a complete book on

palmistry and will be useful to all who wish to learn this art for the

sake of making money. It is fully illustrated, contains 192 pages and is

just what you are looking for to enable you to tell the future by

reading the hand. Price, paper bound, 25 cents.

Any of the above books will be sent by mail, postpaid, on receipt of

price by

J. S. OGILVIE PUBLISHING COMPANY,

P. O. Box 767. 57 ROSE STREET, NEW YORK.

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=Talkalogues.= Illustrated. Some of the best monologue and cross-fire

material ever published, now in print for the first time. Such good ones

as E. P. Moran, Joseph Horrigan, Leontine Stanfield, Harry L. Newton,

Edwards and Ronney, etc., are the principal contributors. There is a

wealth of material in this book for the up-to-date performer, amateur or

professional, and while it is fresh is the time to make a hit with it.

Some of the shorter selections are just the stuff for encores. Or they

can be assembled and strung out in such a manner as to keep the audience

screaming while you are on the stage. The “rapid fire” by Harry L.

Newton is worthy a place on the most select bill. All the above,

postpaid, for 25 cents.

=Taylor’s Popular Recitations.= A new collection of old favorites for

home and stage use. Read the contents carefully. Gems from the pens of

James Whitcomb Riley, Eugene Field, Robert J. Burdette, Ella Wheeler

Wilcox, S. W. Foss, John Hay, Rudyard Kipling, etc.:

Casey at the Bat

Volunteer Organist

Countersign Was Mary

Yarn of the Nancy Bell

Farewell

Life Lesson

Matter of Business

Metaphysical Dilemma

Old Sweetheart of Mine

As My Uncle Ust to Say

Tale of Conscious Virtue

Thankful Parson

Yaller Dog’s Love for a Nigger

Bedrock Philosophy

Bedtime

Bohemia

Casey’s Tabble Dote

College Revisited

Courting in Kentucky

Der Vater-Mill

Faces We Miss from the Stage

Young British Soldier

Trilby

’Ostler Joe

What to Do with a Water-Melon

When the Green Gits Back in the Trees

Whisperin’ Bill

Violets

Two Sinners

Hamlet’s Soliloquy on Death

Father’s Way

Walk

Gunga Din

Honest Confessions

Jim

Jim Bludso

Kathleen Mavourneen

Kelly’s Dream

Letty’s Globe

Face on the Bar-room Floor

Little Breeches

Little Meg and I

Level and the Square

Covered Bridge

Dying Actor

How Salvator Won

Old Stage-Queen

The Popular Song

Village Blacksmith

Worldly Way

They Were Mixed

My Sweetheart of Long Ago

Old John Henry

Our Two Opinions

Over the Crossin’

Parson Snow’s Hint

Retrospection

Sadie

Shamus O’Brien

Sherry

Father Phil’s Subscription-List

Teamster Jim

That Queen

Betrothed

Clink of the Ice

Annabel Lee

Psalm of Life

Rustle Convert

Story of St. Peter

Printed from new type on antique laid paper. Is hand-sewed and opens

flat. Cover is an attractive design printed in colors on double enamel.

Price, 25 cents.

=500 Toasts.= We do not hesitate to say this is the best and largest

collection of original and popular toasts now published. Hundreds of

original toasts never in print before, and all the popular toasts by the

world-renowned authors:

Wm. Makepeace Thackeray

Henry W. Longfellow

Sir Walter Scott

William Wordsworth

Ella Wheeler Wilcox

Ben Jonson

Bobby Burns

William Shakspere

Oliver Goldsmith

Tom Moore

Lord Byron

Thomas Hood

These toasts are arranged in classes under the following captions:

“Toasts to Sweetheart,” “Toasts to Wife,” “Toasts to Woman,” “Toasts to

Man,” “Toasts Cynical,” “Toasts Patriotic,” and “Toasts Miscellaneous.”

This new book, “500 Toasts,” is a book for all classes. There’s no

telling when you may be called upon to propose a toast. To be unprepared

means embarrassment. Send for this book and memorize a few toasts.

Mention that it’s “Will Rossiter’s 500 Toasts” that you want. Send

to-day. By mail, 15 cents; cloth-bound, 30 cents.

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DON’T MARRY

This book was not written with the idea of advising people =not to

marry=, but rather with a view to giving them advice as to =whom NOT to

marry=. You can readily see how important the marriage question is, how

it will come into your life, and how your decision may be your uplifting

or your downfall.

This is a question no one is free from, and this book will not only help

you to decide, but will result in life-long happiness. “The genius of

selection is the rarest of faculties.”

The following is a list of contents:

Don’t Marry for Beauty Alone.

Don’t Marry for Money.

Don’t Marry a Very Small Man.

Don’t Marry too Young.

Don’t Marry a Coquette.

Don’t Elope to Marry.

Don’t Dally About Proposing.

Don’t Marry a Drunkard.

Don’t Marry a Spendthrift.

Don’t Marry a Miser.

Don’t Marry Far Apart in Ages.

Don’t Marry too Old.

Don’t Marry Odd Sizes.

Don’t Marry a Clown.

Don’t Marry a Dude.

Don’t Marry From Pity.

Don’t Marry for an Ideal Marriage.

Don’t Break a Marriage Promise.

Don’t Marry For Spite.

Don’t Mitten a Mechanic.

Don’t Marry a Man too Poor.

Don’t Marry a Crank.

Don’t Marry Fine Feathers.

Don’t Marry Without Love.

Don’t Marry a Stingy Man.

Don’t Marry too Hastily.

Don’t be too Slow About It.

Don’t Marry a Silly Girl.

Don’t Expect too Much in Marriage.

Don’t Marry a Fop.

Don’t Marry in Fun.

Don’t Spurn a Man for His Poverty.

Don’t Marry Recklessly.

This book contains 112 pages, size 7 × 4-3/4 inches, printed in large

type on good quality paper, is bound in durable paper cover, and will be

sent by mail, postpaid, to any address upon receipt of 25 cents in U. S.

stamps or postal money order. Address all orders to

J. S. OGILVIE PUBLISHING COMPANY,

P. O. Box 767. 57 ROSE STREET, NEW YORK.

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VAIL’S DREAM BOOK

AND

COMPLETE FORTUNE TELLER

By J. R. & A. M. VAIL

You dream like everyone else does, but can you interpret them—do you

understand what your dream portends? If you wish to know what it means,

you should buy this book, which contains the full and correct

interpretation of all dreams and their lucky numbers. This book is also

the most complete fortune teller on the market.

We give herewith a partial list of the contents:

Dreams and Their Interpretations.

Palmistry, or Telling Fortunes by the Lines of the Hand.

Fortune Telling by the Grounds in a Tea or Coffee Cup.

How to Read Your Fortunes by the White of an Egg.

How to Determine the Lucky and Unlucky Days of any Month in the

Year.

How to Ascertain Whether You will Marry Soon.

Fortune Telling by Cards, including the Italian Method.

A Chapter on Somniloquism and Spiritual Mediums.

The book contains 128 pages, size 7-5/8 × 5-1/4 set in new, large, clear

type, and will be sent by mail, postpaid, to any address upon receipt of

25 cents. For sale where you bought this book.

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JUST OUT

TEMPTATIONS OF THE STAGE.

There is probably no other book of this kind on the market that tells so

much truth from Stage Life as does this one. If there is, we do not know

of it. We herewith give the contents and leave you to draw your own

conclusions:—

[Illustration]

Ever in the Limelight.

“Propinquity” _versus_ “Association.”

Flattery.

See How it Sparkles.

Gambling—Drugs.

Dangerous Pitfalls on the Road to Success.

My Narrow Escape. _By Della Fox._

Girls in Burlesque Companies. _By May Howard._

A Nation at Her Feet. _By Pauline Markham._

Jane Hading’s Career. _By Herself._

A Woman’s Blighted Life. _By Jennie O’Neill Potter._

Cigarette Smoking.

A Unique Sensation. _By Nina Farrington._

Yvette Guilbert’s Songs.

A Tragic End.

Triumphs and Failures. _By Isabelle Urquhart._

A Mad Career.

Likes to Wear Tights. _By Jessie Bartlett Davis._

Jolly Jennie Joyce.

Thorns of Stage Life. _By Maud Gregory._

The Stage is Not Degenerating. _By Eva Mudge._

Ethics of Stage Morality. _By Jessie Olivier._

Stage-Door Johnnies.

The Pace That Kills.

Stage Love Letters. _Mlle. Fougere._

From Tights to Tea Parties.

Cure For the Stage Struck.

Stock Companies.

In Other Walks.

The above book contains 128 pages, bound in paper cover handsomely

illustrated in colors, and will be sent by mail, postpaid, to any

address upon receipt of 25 cents. Address all orders to

J. S. OGILVIE PUBLISHING COMPANY,

P. O. Box 767. 57 ROSE STREET, NEW YORK.

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=ACTORS’ MONOLOGUES AND JOKES.= This book contains the complete

up-to-date monologues, word for word, of such well-known “stars” and

“top-liners” as:

George W. Day,

Charlie Case,

James Thornton,

Low Sully,

John W. Ransone,

George Fuller Golden,

J. W. Kelly,

James J. Morton,

Lew Bloom,

Digby Bell,

James J. Corbett,

Elizabeth Murray,

Loney Haskell,

George Thatcher,

Frank Cushman, etc.

This collection contains just the things you’ve been looking for—funny

jokes and funny sayings. If you want to be popular when out in society

you must have some funny things pat to your tongue to say, and when you

get the boys and girls to laughing it’s a sure thing you’ll get invited

to every party. If you are going to “act out” in the amateur show that

the boys are getting up, this book has just the piece or monologue you

want. We send it, postpaid, for 25 cents.

=STAGE JOKES.= A big hit. Nothing in the way of a book of up-to-date

jokes and funny sayings has been published in years as good as this

book. It is just the thing you want for home use and for all kinds of

entertainments, and we can best convince you of its merits by naming

some of the well-known professionals who have contributed their best:

Weber and Fields,

Rogers Brothers,

Ezra Kendall,

DeWolf Hopper,

Joe Flynn,

Mark Murphy,

Marshall P. Wilder,

George Thatcher,

Nat M. Wills,

Lew Dockstader,

Joe Welch,

Charlie Case,

—and many more just as well known. You can see why this book is so much

better than others—it is not “written to order” by any one man, but

contains the best efforts of nearly fifty of our best and most popular

comedians. Nos. 1 and 2 now ready. Either book, complete, 25 cents.

=HOT-STUFF JOKELETS.= Hand-lettered and illustrated. “The Unkissed

Maid”; “A Fool Story in Three Chapters”; “Monologue,” by Edwards and

Ronney; “The Chaser”; “Get Your Money’s Worth”—and hundreds of other

choice things are illustrated with the funniest cartoons you ever saw.

There is positively nothing on the market to equal this book. So

original is it that the advance orders from the news and book dealers

totaled 25,000. If you want the best, and appreciate an artistic

publication, send for “Hot-Stuff Jokelets.” Price, 25 cents.

=CARTER’S MAGIC AND MAGICIANS.= There is no use talking, but the girl or

boy, man or woman, who can do a few simple card tricks is the “cock of

the walk” in any sort of social gathering. The tricks in this book are

so clearly explained and illustrated that it takes but a very little

while to get proficient in the art. The girls flock ’round you as thick

as flies on a “squashed” tomato in the sun. There’s nothing like it. You

may not be sporty, you may not spend money with them, but if you can—“by

a simple twist of the wrist”; “now you see it and now you don’t”; “the

more you watch the less you know”—and do it well, you are just the real

fellow. This book is the latest and best on the market. All the new card

tricks and sleight-of-hand monkey-doodle business. Price, 25 cents.

Any of the above books will be sent by mail, postpaid, on

receipt of price by J. S. Ogilvie Publishing Company, 57 Rose

Street, New York.

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FORTUNE-TELLING

BY

CARDS, DICE,

and

CRYSTAL.

[Illustration]

Here, indeed, is a book every young man or woman should have. You must

have often noticed at card parties, while sitting or standing around

waiting for late arrivals to come, there are a few moments when you wish

they’d start, or you wish there was “something doing.” Just at this

moment is your chance to make a hit with your fortune-telling by cards.

No matter how poor you are at it, the crowd will flock around you four

and five deep. You will be the king bee, as it were, and you will have

the inward pleasure of making the others feel like a long skirt on a

rainy day—very damp. In addition to the above, “Fortune-Telling by the

Magic Crystal” is gone into in detail, giving all the symbols for a

correct divination of the future. “The Oraculum: or, Napoleon

Buonaparte’s Book of Fate” (especially translated) is given here for

perhaps the first time in the English language. A table of questions

generally applicable has been compiled, and 16 pages of answers, to suit

any temperament or individuality, are given. “Fortune-Telling With Dice”

is very complete, giving an assorted list of 32 answers to questions for

every possible throw of two dice. Get this book, study it, and use it at

the first opportunity, and if the girls don’t say you are certainly IT

we’ll refund the money. Here’s a chance to make a hit.

The book contains 100 pages, fully illustrated, is bound in paper cover,

and will be sent by mail, postpaid, on receipt of price, 25 cents.

Address

J. S. OGILVIE PUBLISHING COMPANY,

P. O. Box 767. 57 ROSE STREET, NEW YORK.

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GOING SOME!

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These books contain more laughs to the square inch than any other joke

books on the market. Each book is equivalent to a vaudeville show of two

hours’ duration, and every book on this list has our unqualified

endorsement. =Price, 25 cents each.=

THREE HUNDRED FUNNY STORIES.

TWENTY GOOD STORIES.

A BAD BOY’S DIARY.

BLUNDERS OF A BASHFUL MAN.

TEN FUNNY STORIES. By Opie Read.

THE TRAVELS OF A TRAMP.

ON A FAST TRAIN THROUGH GEORGIA.

WEBER AND FIELDS’ FUNNY SAYINGS.

WEBER AND FIELDS’ STAGE WHISPERS.

A DRUMMER’S DIARY.

STAGE JOKES. No. 1.

STAGE JOKES. No. 2.

A THOROUGHBRED TRAMP.

ON THE HOG TRAIN THROUGH KANSAS.

SIDE-TRACKED.

EASY MONEY.

LEW HAWKINS IN BLACK AND WHITE.

HIRAM BIRDSEED AT THE FAIR.

ON AN ARMY MULE THROUGH VIRGINIA.

OGILVIE’S SLOW TRAIN.

THE SUNNY SIDE OF LIFE. By A Merry Widow.

GOING SOME.

PICTURE JOKE BOOK.

FLIGHTY FUN.

LOVE, COURTSHIP AND MARRIAGE.

TEMPTATIONS OF THE STAGE.

BEHIND THE SCENES.

THE CONFESSIONS OF A YOUNG GIRL.

VAIL’S DREAM BOOK.

The above books are for sale by all booksellers and newsdealers

everywhere, or they will be sent by mail, postpaid, upon receipt of 25

cents per copy, or any 5 for $1.00. Address all orders to

J. S. OGILVIE PUBLISHING CO., 57 ROSE ST., NEW YORK.

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THE SHADOW OF A CROSS.

BY

MRS. DORA NELSON

AND

F. C. HENDERSCHOTT.

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“The sweetest American story ever written,” wrote one critic in

reviewing the story, which first appeared as a serial in a magazine of

large circulation. A strong inquiry for the novel in book form

developed, and we have just issued the book to meet this demand.

The story is wholly American in sentiment, and every chapter appeals to

the reader’s sympathies, as the whole book pulsates with pure and

cherished ideals. The love theme is sweet and intensely interesting.

Through the political fight, the victory and the defeat, the love thread

is never lost sight of. The intense struggle in the heart of the heroine

between her Church and her lover is of such deep human interest, that it

holds the reader in ardent sympathy until the happy solution, when the

reader smiles, wipes the moisture from the eyes, and breathes happily

again.

While the narrative is intensely interesting, it is more; it instructs

and educates. To read it is to feel improved and delighted. Don’t miss

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SENSATIONAL

FRENCH FICTION

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[Illustration] SAPPHO [Illustration]

BY ALPHONSE DAUDET,

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J. S. OGILVIE PUBLISHING COMPANY,

P. O. Box 767. 57 ROSE STREET, NEW YORK.

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$1.50 WORTH FOR 25 CENTS!

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CONTAINS INFORMATION OF RARE VALUE FOR ALL

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J. S. OGILVIE PUBLISHING COMPANY,

P. O. Box 767. 57 ROSE STREET, NEW YORK.

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AN AUTOMOBILE

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has a fascination for millions of people. There is an exhilaration, a

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THE CAR

AND THE LADY

By GRACE S. MASON and PERCY F. MEGARGEL,

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J. S. OGILVIE PUBLISHING COMPANY,

P. O. Box 767. 57 ROSE STREET, NEW YORK.

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STOP! LOOK! LISTEN!

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BY

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J. S. OGILVIE PUBLISHING COMPANY,

P. O. Box 767. 57 ROSE STREET, NEW YORK.

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Transcriber’s note:

Ad Page 1, ‘them’ changed to ‘then,’ “and then some”

Ad Page 1, ‘maginings’ changed to ‘imaginings,’ “the wildest imaginings

of”

Ad Page 1, ‘OGLIVIE’ changed to ‘OGILVIE,’ “J. S. OGILVIE PUBLISHING”

Ad Page 2, ‘commedians’ changed to ‘comedians,’ “of German comedians”

Ad Page 4, ‘Field’s’ changed to ‘Fields’,’ “Weber and Fields’”

Ad Page 6, comma changed to full stop following ‘Canned,’ “Getting

“Canned.””

Ad Page 8, ‘LECOC’ changed to ‘LECOQ,’ “MONSIEUR LECOQ”

Ad Page 8, full stop inserted after ‘LECOQ,’ “MONSIEUR LECOQ.”

Ad Page 8, full stop inserted after ‘LEROUGE,’ “THE WIDOW LEROUGE.”

Ad Page 8, full stop inserted after ‘$1,’ “or any 5 for $1.”

Ad Page 9, full stop inserted after ‘767,’ “P. O. Box 767.”

Ad Page 11, ‘ordres’ changed to ‘orders,’ “Address all orders to”

Ad Page 14, opening double quote inserted before ‘500,’ “Mention “500

Toasts”

Ad Page 14, comma inserted after ‘Company,’ “Publishing Company, 57

Rose”

Ad Page 15, full stop inserted after ‘market,’ “teller on the market.”

Ad Page 18, question mark changed to exclamation point following ‘sir,’

“Lie down, sir!”

Ad Page 20, ‘containes’ changed to ‘contains,’ “contains the greatest”

Ad Page 21, full stop inserted after ‘anybody,’ “to disappoint anybody.”

Ad Page 24, full stop inserted after ‘YORK,’ “STREET, NEW YORK.”

Ad Page 27, comma inserted after ‘Company,’ “Ogilvie Publishing

Company,”

Ad Page 27, full stop inserted after ‘York,’ “Street, New York.”

Ad Page 31, full stop inserted after ‘P,’ “P. O. Box 767.”

Ad Page 33, ‘exhiliration’ changed to ‘exhilaration,’ “is an

exhilaration,”

Back Cover, full stop inserted after ‘YORK,’ “STREET, NEW YORK.”

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