Scene 1: Curtain rises to terrific snow-storm. Thermometer 906 degrees

below faro—zero. Heroine, as poor flower-girl, enters in an automobile;

bunch of violets in each hand, bunch of roses in another, while with the

other she holds herself—erect. She wears a beautiful sealskin coat, and

a sad smile, for her parents have only five million dollars apiece and

no coal, and she has to help support the family by selling violets and

daffodils at so much per daffi.

“Fresh violets! Fresh roasted violets!” she cries. Enter chorus and sing

song in answer to The Maiden’s Prayer.

Exit chorus, enter villain, an icy smile on his face. Can you blame it?

“I have come to ask you for your hand.”

“I have only two. I have none to spare—I need them both!” the maiden

cries.

“O, car-r-ses! car-r-ses! and once again car-r-ses! Can nothing thaw

you?” the villain thus speaks.

“You are a bum actor. I cannot give you a hand. I can only give you the

frozen face.”

“Filed—foiled! in act first, but watch my smoke in act two.” Curtain,

VERY quick curtain.

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