Sweethearts a la Carte

By Jane Gaites.

Tommy was a butcher,

He had a cutting way.

Johnny was a burglar,

For he stole my heart away.

Jimmie was a cowboy,

He roped me in for fair.

Dick was an aviator,

So I bade him take the air.

Teddy was a sailor,

He bought my ring on sale.

Jerry was a beer fiend,

It makes me turn quite pale.

A tennis champ was Nicky,

But his racket made me sick.

Then came red-haired Georgie,

And he surely was a brick.

Jackie was a card sharp,

He often held my hand.

But give me Bill,

He’s just a bear—

Oh, boy, he hugs so grand!

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Eat less, breathe more.

Talk less, think more.

Ride less, walk more.

Worry less, work more.

Clothe less, bathe more.

Waste less, give more.

Preach less, practice more.

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Captain Billy's Whiz Bang, Vol. 2, No. 21, June, 1921 America's Magazine of Wit, Humor and Filosophy · 第 68 / 71 题