Story for the Children

Oh, chase me, kid, I’m a lollypop!

Aw, g’wan, d’yuh think I’m an all-day sucker.

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Would You?

_I would if I could, but I can’t;_

_I wish I could, but I can’t;_

_’Twill do me no good to think_

_What I’d do if I could;_

_I might, but I probably shan’t._

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Irate Father: Dorothy, has that young man gone yet?

No, but I’ve got him going.

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Captain Billy's Whiz Bang, Vol. 2, No. 21, June, 1921 America's Magazine of Wit, Humor and Filosophy · 第 43 / 71 题