A young, newly married couple boarded a through train, bound for Little
Rock to spend the honeymoon. The young man at once began looking for the
Pullman conductor, it being a night train. Finally he found that official
and began: “Say, Mister, me an’ my wife here just got married an’ we want
the best ’commodations you’ve got on this train.”
“You are looking for a berth, I presume?” queried the conductor.
“Thunderation! No!” shouted the irate groom. “Didn’t I tell you that me
an’ my wife just got married?”
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A London man who went to Dublin to join the Royal Irish Constabulary
was arrested as insane. In view of the present condition of Ireland the
evidence against him seems conclusive.
_Pasture Pot Pourri_
Yoo-Hoo! Skinny! C’mon over, ’n bring your own bottle.
* * * * *
There was an old man from Trenton,
Who gnashed his false teeth till he Bentem;
When asked what he’d lost, and what they had cost,
He replied: “I don’t know, I just Rentem.”
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