CHAPTER XLVI.

ON THE ISTHMUS.

EARLY on the morning of the ninth day from New York we landed at

Aspinwall, New Granada, United States of Columbia. The eastern shores of

this country, which is a portion of Central America, are washed by the

Caribbean Sea. Aspinwall is composed of a score of substantial

buildings, such as we see in our own country, and a few hundred thatched

huts.

A few Americans and Europeans are engaged in business there; but it

might be suggested that the _natives_ are the chief feature in the

population.

These natives are a remarkable people—a true type of a mongrel race. We

see among them every shade of complexion, from the hue of midnight in a

coal-pit to that of wood ashes mixed with lime. Having stated that they

are a mongrel people, it is but proper to say what races they are

composed of, as nearly as I can guess, and I will do so in a tabular

manner, thus:

Caucasian 1½ per cent.

American 19½ “

Mongolian 0 “

Australian 1 “

Arctic 0 “

Malay 0 “

European 1 “

Ethiopian 77 “

Amounting to 100

They speak the Spanish tongue: how well I am unable to judge, as I am

unfamiliar with that language; but, considering the general character of

the benighted creatures, it is fair to presume that they cold-bloodedly

murder it.

They seldom address each other by name, but style each other Hombre

(pronounced almost _Umbra_, with a frightful quiver on the “r”): which

is equivalent to “Fellow.”

As I before remarked, they have all shades of color; and I will add,

that while some have straight, black, glossy hair, like that of the

aborigines, others “sport” the fearfully-“kinked” article, like that of

the pure African.

They are a mean, cowardly, pusillanimous set. They cheat, lie, swear,

get drunk, steal, murder, _etc._, with great _nonchalance_: and for the

last-named crime their law condemns the criminal to imprisonment—_for

one year_.

There is a railroad, belonging to an American company, running from

Aspinwall to Panama, a distance of forty-seven miles. Panama, it will be

remembered, is on the Pacific side of the Isthmus. In this connection, I

will remark, that persons sometimes find it difficult to remember which,

of the two cities, Aspinwall and Panama, is on the Atlantic side, and

which on the Pacific. A rule that will always enable one to remember it

is, that the initial letter of each city is the same as that of the

ocean on whose shore it stands. Aspinwall, beginning with the letter A,

is on the Atlantic side; Panama, with P, on the Pacific. No one will

forget this.

During our ride in the cars from Aspinwall to Panama, we saw hundreds of

natives—all wearing about the same appearance as those in Aspinwall. One

remarkable feature was, that their children were running about in a

state of nudity that was quite shocking to modest persons. Children

under twelve years wear no raiment from the neck down, and usually go

bare-headed. Even the adult males wear nothing but hat and breeches, and

are therefore always in trim for a pugilistic encounter. Some of the

ladies wear only a petticoat and a cigar. It is fashionable for the

ladies there to “use the weed.”

Panama is a much larger and more important place than Aspinwall. Its

population is probably ten thousand. There are many more houses of

respectable appearance there, among which are several hotels. There are

also two antiquated Catholic churches, one of which is said to be nearly

two hundred years old.

A dilapidated old wall surrounds the city, but it would prove a feeble

protection against a civilized navy.

The weather is extremely hot all the year, the temperature never falling

much below ninety degrees Fahrenheit. The heat is not so extreme,

however, during the “rainy season,” which comprises our fall, and a

portion of our summer and winter months. All kinds of tropical fruits

grow there in abundance. I saw oranges, lemons, limes, bananas,

pineapples, cocoanuts, and other fruits, on the trees.

The natives obtain these fruits by merely gathering them, and do a good

business by selling them to travelers, at prices which, though lower

than New York prices, are there considered enormous.

In justice to these natives I will say that travelers who conduct

themselves with propriety, are always civilly treated by them. But it is

not safe to injure or abuse them, where they are in such a decided

majority; for, like most cowards, they are brutal and vicious, and, if

irritated, do not hesitate to murder foreigners.

Many, no doubt, remember the terrible riot that occurred in Panama, a

dozen years ago, between foreigners and natives. It was occasioned by

one rascally drunken passenger, who managed to raise a dispute with a

fruit-vender, and concluded to settle the matter by knocking over the

fruit-stand and shooting at the owner. Thus it originated: the natives

making an assault on the offender, and his fellow-passengers attempting

to defend him. The riot soon became general; and the military of the New

Granadian Government being called out to quell the disturbance, did so

by wantonly shooting down every white man that came in their way. The

slaughter was fearful. It should be a warning to all coarse and reckless

fools, like the originator of this difficulty, who do not know how to

conduct themselves with common decency in a foreign country.

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