CHAPTER XIX.

CANADA.

EARLY next morning I started for Canada. Just below the Falls a flight

of three hundred steps, protected by a weather-boarded frame-work and

roof, descends the steep bank to the water’s edge, and beside the flight

of steps is a track for small cars, that are drawn up and let down by

means of a windlass run by water-power. I got on one of the cars and

rode down to the water; but before taking the boat for Canada, visited

the foot of the Falls near by, and got completely wet with spray again.

Here the wind created by the vast masses of water continually tumbling

down is very strong, and the flying spray is equal to a violent rain; so

that this place reminded me of the “Cave of the Winds.” I had to climb

over a huge heap of slippery rocks that had at one time fallen from

above, and I got my shin scraped and bruised, and my knee cut in the

operation. O, what difficulties a mortal will overcome for the sake of

novelty. Charles Dickens thus speaks of this place in his “American

Notes:”

“Climbing over some broken rocks, deafened by the noise, half-blinded by

the spray, and wet to the skin, we were at the foot of the American

Fall. I could see an immense torrent of water tearing headlong down from

some great height, but had no idea of shape or situation, or any thing

but vague immensity.”

After getting as wet as I wanted, I (John Smith,) returned to the foot

of the stairway and got aboard the ferry-boat. This is only a kind of

yawl that will accommodate twenty or twenty-five passengers, and is

rowed across the turbulent stream by _one_ strong man. It was crowded

with visitors, of both sexes and all ages; and when we reached the

middle of the stream, where the waves were rolling, and the boat rocked

handsomely, a lady grew dizzy and pale, dropped her parasol in the

water, fainted, and fell back in the boat, into the arms of a friend. I

seized the parasol before it could float away, sprinkled a little of the

sparkling water upon her face, and she revived. We soon after reached

the Canada shore and she was all right again.

When we landed, the passengers all arose from their seats in the crowded

boat, and made a rush to see who should be first ashore, just as though

the first would see the most. The result was that one fell overboard,

and another, in making a leap from the gunwale of the boat,

miscalculated the distance, and alighted in water of such a depth that

it just ran into his watch-pocket to see what time it was. Both were

rescued, completely saturated, and terribly scared. I quietly retained

my seat in the boat till the rush was over. As I stepped ashore, last of

all, the boatman, whom I shall always remember gratefully for his

kindness, slyly said to me:

“You are going over here for the first time, I suppose, be careful that

you don’t get beat. Do not buy any thing or hire a carriage without

first making your bargain, or you will be charged six prices.”

I thanked him, and treasured up his advice.

On the Canada side, a carriage-road winds its way in a serpentine course

up the steep, high shore; and, on stepping from the boat I was

immediately assailed by half-a-dozen drivers of carriages, who expressed

a curiosity to know whether I desired to ride up or not. But I replied

that I lived “just over the hill,” and would walk up. One of them winked

at the other, and I passed on.

On gaining the top of the high shore, I visited Table Rock, from which

prominent point I had an excellent view of the whole cataract. I was

again assailed by cabmen.

“Do you want to go to Lundy’s Lane?” “Do you want to go to the Burning

Springs?” “Do you want to go to the Suspension Bridge?” “Do you want to

go to Brock’s Monument?” I was asked in a second.

“Yes, but I’m going to walk,” I replied.

“Walk! You can’t! It’s four miles to Lundy’s Lane.” [It’s only a little

over a mile, reader. J. Smith.] “It’s five miles to the Burning

Springs.” [It’s only one and a half. J. Smith.] “It’s ten miles to

Brock’s Monument.” [It’s only five or six. J. Smith.] “It’s three and a

half to the Bridge.” [It’s only two. J. Smith.]

“Is that all? Then I’ll walk, certainly.”

They left me—having probably come to the conclusion that I was a

heathen.

I was told that there was a place on the Canada side similar to the

“Cave of the Winds,” where one could go behind the sheet of water.

Desiring to see all that was to be seen, I went into an adjacent

building, in which was a museum, got a water-proof suit, and, with

others, explored this dangerous place.

It is a fact worthy of remark, that the Canadian in charge of the place,

did not offer a single objection to my venturing upon the perilous walk;

nor did he offer a single objection to accepting the fee of two dollars.

Why? ’Cause I was a “Yankee.”

We walked fifty feet behind the sheet of water, on a narrow and slippery

path. The wind and spray here, as in the “Cave of the Winds,” formed a

perfect tempest. It is really surprising that so few accidents happen at

this place. Many ladies visit it. I believe only one person ever fell

from the path, and that was a gentleman. He lost his footing, rolled

down a steep and slippery declivity, fell under the resistless torrent,

and, of course, never breathed again.

Having returned to the building and removed my water-proof clothes, I

went into the museum awhile, where I saw a mummy, a native of Egypt,

that had reached the remarkable age of three thousand years, and there

wasn’t a gray hair in his head. He had a healthy and vigorous

appearance, and looked as though by being careful about his diet, and

avoiding damp weather, he might live a thousand years yet. I also saw

the skeleton of a mammoth that had been discovered at the bottom of an

oil-well. It was chiefly made of the best seasoned oak timber, and

constructed with an eye to strength and beauty combined.

On leaving the building, I saw a very black seventeen-year old negro

sitting lazily in a buggy, and I approached him and asked:

“What will you charge to drive to Lundy’s Lane?”

“Why,” he replied after regarding me attentively for a moment, “dey

charges six dol——”

“O, never mind,” I interrupted. “I’ll walk it!” And I turned away.

“No, no; wait a minute,” he said, quickly; and I stopped to learn what

he might have the honor to represent.

“Dey charges six dollahs,” said he, “but you git in an’ I’ll take you

dar an’ to de Burnin’ Springs bofe, fur dat. Did you want to go any oder

whar?”

“Don’t know,” said I. “But come, I’ll tell you what I’ll do. I may want

to visit several places, or may only go to Lundy’s Lane. Now, I’ll give

you a dollar an hour for the time we’re gone.”

“O, dat’s too——”

“Very well,” I interrupted, walking away.

“Hold on! Wait!” he called, excitedly. “Let’s see. Well, don’ car. May

be I kin afford it. Git in.—Or, I’ll help you.”

He was going to get out to help me in, but I placed one hand on the

buggy and the other on the top of my crutch, and sprung up upon the seat

with ease.

“Golly!” he exclaimed. “You kin git up better’n anoder man!”

“Certainly, old coon,” I replied. “You awkward two-legged fellows can’t

get about in the world.—Drive on: don’t waste my time. Let me see——” I

looked at my watch—“it is just ten o’clock.”

“Whar’ll I go de fustest?”

“To Lundy’s Lane. Move it, now.”

My ebony companion touched up his horse, and we got over the ground

pretty fast. He might have jogged along slowly, to extend the time, as

he was paid by the hour; but he saw I was up to all that, and it

wouldn’t do.

On the old battle ground of Lundy’s Lane, there is a wooden tower fifty

or sixty feet high, from the top of which one can see not only all the

ground on which the battle was fought, but also a vast expanse of

country on both sides of the river, including the vicinity of the Falls,

and also many miles of the river, its mouth and a portion of Lake

Ontario.

The tower is ascended by means of a winding stairway; and a surly old

cove, who pretends that he was in the battle of Lundy’s Lane—but I’ll

bet my hat he wasn’t—stays there and acts as guide. He accompanied me to

the top of the tower, and showed me a telescope supported on a pivot.

With this I proceeded to sweep the wide, wide landscape before me, and I

began to ask the old “soldier” a few questions. He was very reticent,

and his answers were not only very brief, but also very vague,

ambiguous, and unsatisfactory. I soon discovered why. His tongue had to

be greased with a trifle of change—for he was only employed by the owner

of the tower, who kept a drinking-saloon at the bottom—that is, the

_base-meant_.

“Is that Brock’s Monument?” I queried, perceiving a tall column of

masonry in the direction of Lake Ontario.

“A-hem,” he replied, reluctantly, and with an apparent difficulty of

articulation—“I—I—it bothers my head to talk much, ever since I got my

wound in this battle. That is Brock’s—A-hem—I—Visitors usually gives

me—a—a—they generally—a little—a—a—ahem——”

“O, to be sure,” said I. “It’s perfectly right they should not forget

your services.”

I gave him a quarter, and found his speech much improved. Still, it was

not so fluent as I could have desired, and I further touched it up in

this way:

“Do you ever drink any thing?”

“Yes, sometimes,” he replied, distinctly, brightening up.

“The gentleman below keeps something, does he not?”

“Yes, I believe he—Yes, he keeps a little on hand.”

“Then,” said I, “we will take a little of a good article when we go

down. It always does me good to take a little something strengthening

that way with an old soldier—especially one who, like yourself, has that

graceful military air that can leave no doubt of his having served his

country with distinction.”

This was certainly piling it on pretty strong, but not too much so, it

seemed, for he took it all with as good a grace as a toper would take

his “bitters” in the morning. He grew extremely affable, and gave me all

the information I wanted; and more, too, for I am satisfied he made up

about thirty-nine or forty lies and told me—among which was this one:

That he was captured at Lundy’s Lane and taken before General (then

Colonel) Winfield Scott—whom he pronounced the noblest soldier that ever

lived—and that the latter gave him a drink of most excellent rum, and

said to him: “You have an air of greatness about you—you have. Are you

not a British general in disguise?”

The veteran guide also told me that Buffalo was clearly visible through

the telescope, and tried to point it out to me. I will not deny the fact

that it was visible from the tower, but I couldn’t “see it.”

When we went below, I treated him, as I had promised, tasting something

myself; then I asked the proprietor what was to pay for drinks and

visiting the tower?

He let me off for a dollar.

Returning to my sable friend in the buggy, I got in again and told him

to drive to the Burning Springs, “as fast as the law would allow him;”

and in less than half-an-hour we were there.

The water of these springs is characterized by an accompaniment of

inflammable gas—sulphuretted hydrogen, I think—and when a lighted match

is applied to it a blue flame springs up over the surface, like the

flames of burning spirits.

I returned to the Falls and found that we had been gone a little over

two hours and a half. I then gave the darkey three dollars, and told him

to drive me down to the river; which he cheerfully did.

The ferry-boat was just leaving, as I jumped from the vehicle, but the

boatman saw me, and began to push back. To reach the boat, I had to step

over some stationary rocks that protruded from the water, and in

attempting to step from one of them to the boat, I slipped, lost my

footing, and down I went into the river, striking my chin on the sharp

edge of the rock, as I descended, and cutting it to the bone. I went in

up to my neck, and would have gone lower still had I not clung to the

rock. I scrambled up into the boat, with some assistance, and the

boatman recovered my crutch and cane that were floating on the water.

The gash on my chin healed up in a few weeks, but it left a scar that

will be unpleasant ground for my barber to get over as long as I live.

A couple of days later, having visited all the points of interest in the

vicinity of Niagara, I departed for Buffalo, a city at the head of the

Niagara river, twenty-two miles from the Falls. I did not leave however,

without regret: I fancied I could never grow tired of Niagara Falls. The

great cataract, whose youth, and vigor, and might are the same they were

a thousand years ago, could never grow old to me!

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