I lit a cigar. “Tell me,” I said, “what happened?”

“I took it,” he said.

“How did it taste?”

“Oh, BEASTLY!”

I should fancy they all did. Whether one regards the ingredients or

the probable compound or the possible results, almost all of my

great-grandmother's remedies appear to me at least to be extraordinarily

uninviting. For my own part--

“I took a little sip first.”

“Yes?”

“And as I felt lighter and better after an hour, I decided to take the

draught.”

“My dear Pyecraft!”

“I held my nose,” he explained. “And then I kept on getting lighter and

lighter--and helpless, you know.”

He gave way to a sudden burst of passion. “What the goodness am I to

DO?” he said.

“There's one thing pretty evident,” I said, “that you mustn't do. If you

go out of doors, you'll go up and up.” I waved an arm upward. “They'd

have to send Santos-Dumont after you to bring you down again.”

“I suppose it will wear off?”

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