THE THIRD ACT

At LORD HORSHAM'S house in Queen Anne's Gate, in the evening, a week later.

_If rooms express their owners' character, the grey and black of_ LORD

HORSHAM'S _drawing room, the faded brocade of its furniture, reveal him as a

man of delicate taste and somewhat thin intellectuality. He stands now

before a noiseless fire, contemplating with a troubled eye either the

pattern of the Old French carpet, or the black double doors of the library

opposite, or the moulding on the Adams ceiling, which the flicker of all the

candles casts into deeper relief. His grey hair and black clothes would melt

into the decoration of his room, were the figure not rescued from such

oblivion by the British white glaze of his shirt front and--to a sympathetic

eye--by the loveable perceptive face of the man. Sometimes he looks at the

sofa in front of him, on which sits_ WEDGECROFT, _still in the frock coat of

a busy day, depressed and irritable. With his back to them, on a sofa with

its back to them, is_ GEORGE FARRANT, _planted with his knees apart, his

hands clasped, his head bent; very glum. And sometimes_ HORSHAM _glances at

the door, as if waiting for it to open. Then his gaze will travel back, up

the long shiny black piano, with a volume of the Well Tempered Clavichord

open on its desk, to where_ CANTELUPE _is perched uncomfortably on the

bench; paler than ever; more self-contained than ever, looking, to one who

knows him as well as Horsham does, a little dangerous. So he returns to

contemplation of the ceiling or the carpet. They wait there as men wait who

have said all they want to say upon an unpleasant subject and yet cannot

dismiss it. At last_ FARRANT _breaks the silence._

FARRANT. What time did you ask him to come, Horsham?

HORSHAM. Eh ... O'Connell? I didn't ask him directly. What time did you say,

Wedgecroft?

WEDGECROFT. Any time after half past ten, I told him.

FARRANT. [_Grumbling._] It's a quarter to eleven. Doesn't Blackborough mean

to turn up at all?

HORSHAM. He was out of town ... my note had to be sent after him. I couldn't

wire, you see.

FARRANT. No.

CANTELUPE. It was by the merest chance your man caught me, Cyril. I was

taking the ten fifteen to Tonbridge and happened to go to James Street first

for some papers.

_The conversation flags again._

CANTELUPE. But since Mrs. O'Connell is dead what is the excuse for a

scandal?

_At this unpleasant dig into the subject of their thoughts the three

other men stir uncomfortably._

HORSHAM. Because the inquest is unavoidable ... apparently.

WEDGECROFT. [_Suddenly letting fly._] I declare I'd I'd have risked penal

servitude and given a certificate, but just before the end O'Connell would

call in old Fielding Andrews, who has moral scruples about everything--it's

his trademark--and of course about this...!

FARRANT. Was he told of the whole business?

WEDGECROFT. No ... O'Connell kept things up before him. Well ... the woman

was dying.

HORSHAM. Couldn't you have kept the true state of the case from Sir

Fielding?

WEDGECROFT. And been suspected of the malpractice myself if he'd found it

out? ... which he would have done ... he's no fool. Well ... I thought of

trying that....

FARRANT. My dear Wedgecroft ... how grossly quixotic! You have a duty to

yourself.

HORSHAM. [_Rescuing the conversation from unpleasantness._] I'm afraid I

feel that our position to-night is most irregular, Wedgecroft.

WEDGECROFT. Still if you can make O'Connell see reason. And if you all

can't.... [_He frowns at the alternative._]

CANTELUPE. Didn't you say she came to you first of all?

WEDGECROFT. I met her one morning at Trebell's.

FARRANT. Actually _at_ Trebell's!

WEDGECROFT. The day he came back from abroad.

FARRANT. Oh! No one seems to have noticed them together much at any time. My

wife ... No matter!

WEDGECROFT. She tackled me as a doctor with one part of her trouble ...

added she'd been with O'Connell in Ireland, which of course it turns out

wasn't true ... asked me to help her. I had to say I couldn't.

HORSHAM. [_Echoing rather than querying._] You couldn't.

FARRANT. [_Shocked._] My dear Horsham!

WEDGECROFT. Well, if she'd told me the truth!... No, anyhow I couldn't. I'm

sure there was no excuse. One can't run these risks.

FARRANT. Quite right, quite right.

WEDGECROFT. There are men who do on one pretext or another.

FARRANT. [_Not too shocked to be curious._] Are there really?

WEDGECROFT. Oh yes, men well known ... in other directions. I could give you

four addresses ... but of course I wasn't going to give her one. Though

there again ... if she'd told me the whole truth!... My God, women are such

fools! And they prefer quackery ... look at the decent doctors they simply

turn into charlatans. Though, there again, that all comes of letting a trade

work mysteriously under the thumb of a benighted oligarchy ... which is

beside the question. But one day I'll make you sit up on the subject of the

Medical Council, Horsham.

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