THE SEARCH FOR PADDINGTON.

I do not say that the expedition I propose to describe was accompanied

by any very great risk. The streets, of course, were dark and the taxis

and motor-buses were quite up to the usual average in number and well

above it in speed. Still, when your mind is full of stories of shrapnel

and Black Marias, you feel able to affront motor vehicles, even in

darkened streets, with a feeling of comparative security. It is not so

much danger as mystery that makes this story remarkable.

There were two of us, and we found ourselves taking tea in the N.W.

district, that is to say in one of those parts (there are millions of

them) which lie about the Abbey Road. One of us had knitted belts for

soldiers; another knew a hero who had received the D.S.O., and all of us

had been brought into close connection with Belgian refugees whose

cheerful courage under terrible suffering formed the burden of our talk.

Not to know a Belgian in these days is a mark of social outlawry, and

you cannot know them without admiring them. The fire was warm, the room

was comfortable, and the minutes ticked themselves away in the usual

place on the mantelpiece.

"How long," said one of us, "will it take us to walk from here to

Paddington?"

"To walk?" said our hostess in a tone of mild surprise.

"Yes," I said, "to walk. We are the ones for adventure. We are country

folk, and we don't get a chance of a walk in St. John's Wood every day."

"I don't want to hurry you," said our hostess, "but if you _really_ want

to walk you must start at once."

We did. We went out, turned to the right, and plunged head-first towards

the brooding darkness of Maida Vale.

"Are you sure," said my companion, "that you know the way?"

"No," I said, "I am not sure. Is one sure of anything in this life? But

Paddington is a big place. We can't miss it. Think of its immense glass

roof and take courage. We are bound to get there sooner or later."

"Yes," she said, "but we want to get there for the 5.50."

"True," I said. "We must limit our wanderings. I will ask this

gentleman. He is standing at a corner. He has leisure and must know the

way to Paddington."

I approached the gentleman and addressed him. "Sir," I said, "can you

tell me the best way to get to Paddington?"

He looked at me suspiciously. "The station?" he said.

"Yes," I said, "Paddington station."

"Are you going to _walk_?"

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