XXI

The other day a man was brought up to the hospital to have his broken

arm bandaged. He had got up in the mess hall and started to voice a

protest against the rotten meat. Two keepers jumped on him with their

sticks and beat him until he was insensible. Later the "Dep" came

upstairs to look him over, and said: "So you think you are a tough guy!"

The man kept silent; but later he was sent to the "cooler."

There is an old Italian tailor in the hospital who has become popular

because he mends our socks and makes pockets in our trousers. He eats

enormous quantities of food, and after he is through he wipes his mouth

with the crust of bread which does service for him as a napkin!

A dope fiend, who had kept us awake five nights: in succession, was

allowed to sit at the table after he had broken his fast with milk. He

was warned to eat sparingly. One Friday, as fish was served and I knew

only two pieces had been eaten, I was wondering where it all had gone

when I emptied the dishes in the garbage can. Out of sixteen pieces of

fish that had been served, only two could be accounted for. I turned to

look over the room, and I noticed our dope fiend still chewing away at

something. Then I noticed the shirt round his belt bulging in an unusual

fashion across his very lean body; and I was surprised to discover what

had happened to the missing portions of fish.

Not satisfied with having eaten two pieces of fish, our dope fiend had

stuffed the other fourteen pieces inside his shirt, so as to make sure

that he would have enough food to last him through the night.

For five consecutive nights he had kept us awake with his moaning and

raving, sitting upright in his bed, swinging his body back and forth

pendulum fashion. He could not keep anything in his stomach, either food

or water. He begged piteously for an injection of morphine, but the new

doctor was obdurate; he said that it was either cure or kill. When the

morphine was eliminated he became himself again, and he was cured of his

habit. Some morphine fiends die from the stoppage of the supply, but

many of them are effectively cured.

A bald-headed, consumptive negro keeps us in constant laughter--when

prison lets us laugh--with wonderful and never ending stories of his

adventurous life. Even the doctor will stand by the hour listening to

his quaint speech and stories. Although he is an old rascal and an old

offender, one cannot help liking him for his cheerful, gay attitude

towards life.

He related how one time, after serving a term in the reformatory, he

went back to his wife in New York. She lived in an apartment on the

ground floor, and she seemed to be happy to see him again. She inquired

about his health and asked about his future prospects. While they were

talking he heard somebody opening the front door with a latch key. He

became quite nervous, and asked his wife who it was that dared to come

in without ringing the bell. "Dat's de husband I'se married while you

was in jail; and he's a big black coon," she said.

He jumped hastily through the window, he confessed to us, so as not to

embarrass husband number two, and leaving behind a grip with his

clothes. He came back next night to get his belongings, and he used the

window this time as a means of entrance. But fate was against him. As

he emerged from the window again he fell into the arms of a watchful

policeman, who promptly arrested him. Being an ex-convict, he was

sentenced to a year in the penitentiary, as he said, for stealing his

own pants!

A tall, blond Pole behaved in such a disgusting manner at the table that

the keeper ordered him back to his bed.

The first two weeks that he was in bed we could not induce him to get up

to perform the most normal animal functions. But, as there did not seem

to be anything the matter with him, he was finally forced to get up and

go to the bathroom.

For more than two weeks we had plied him with questions--myself, the

doctors, and all the convicts who knew different languages. He looked at

us with his big, blue eyes, shaking his head as if he did not understand

what we were talking about. We finally came to the conclusion that he

either spoke some unknown language, or that maybe he was deaf and mute.

One day Richard, the young assistant, made him get up, but instead of

walking, he crept on all fours to the bathroom. Then he got up like a

human being and started drinking water from the faucet. Richard took him

to task for his uncleanliness. He said to him: "Wash your face, you

dirty pig!" And to the utter amazement of Richard, the supposed deaf

mute turned round angrily and said, in perfect English: "You go to hell,

will you!" A few weeks later he was taken to Matteawan.

Later I gathered from another Pole who had talked to him and succeeded

in making him answer, that he had been a petty officer in the Russian

navy, and that he had mutinied, and later had succeeded in escaping to

America.

He had hit upon the idea of feigning insanity in order to foil the

vigilant Russian secret service agents, who would be on the lookout for

him upon his release from the Island; he feared that they would create

an opportunity to "shanghai" him on board a Russian ship, and he knew

that they would hang him if he ever was returned to the fatherland. He

had been sentenced to sixty days on the Island for vagrancy.

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