CHAPTER VII

Everyone, I presume, is acquainted with that old French saying, "_Dis

moi qui tu hantes et je te dirai qui tu es!_" which may be rendered in

English: "Tell me with whom you associate and I will tell you who

you are!" While this adage is almost invariably true in the case of

ordinary people, it would hardly be just to apply it where monarchs

and princes of the blood are concerned. Given that every form of

pleasure, of entertainment and of amusement is always within their

reach, thanks to the loftiness of their station, their wealth, and

facilitated furthermore by the anxiety of their courtiers both to

please them and to retain their favor, they naturally soon become

blasé to such an extent that they become a prey to ennui--a thoroughly

royal malady, from which few, if any, of the scions of the reigning

houses of Europe are exempt. "Ennui," like "chic," is a French

word difficult to translate and subject to much misinterpretation,

especially in the United States, where it is practically unknown. The

majority of Americans are far too busy, and are environed by too much

bustle and activity to experience such a thing as ennui, and even the

American leisure class, still in an embryo condition, as a rule are

too new to their privileges to have that feeling. To suffer from ennui

implies so deep a knowledge of life, and a corresponding satiety of

its pleasures, that all the ordinary routine events of existence have

no longer any power to interest the mind. Ennui is not weariness nor

tediousness, as described in the dictionary; neither is it boredom,

for the latter differs therefrom in its not necessarily being the

outcome of a high degree of civilization, which ennui certainly is.

An untutored savage of Central Africa, or of the wilds of Australia

may be bored; so are many of the ignorant houris of Oriental harems

and zenanas. Nay, even an energetic business man may feel

temporarily bored by enforced bodily or mental inaction, or by dreary

associations; but that can scarcely be described as _ennui_, a feeling

which in the true sense of the word means being thoroughly _blasé_

and oppressed by moral and physical satiety. You must know everything,

have tried everything, have had all your personal wishes and desires

satisfied, all obstacles removed from your path, and pass your way

through life with the firm conviction that there remains nothing to

interest or arouse your ambition in order to be a victim of _ennui_.

The greatest sufferers from this disagreeable sensation are, as I

have just remarked, the royal and imperial personages of Europe, and

although the emperors of Germany and Austria have the greater

portion of their time taken up by the business of the State, and the

administration of the government of their respective countries, yet

neither of them is exempt from ennui. Indeed, there are no princes

whose features betray to such an extent unmistakable evidence of

ennui, as those of the imperial house of Hapsburg, while Emperor

William's choice of many of his friends is guided by the powers which

they may possess to entertain him, and to deliver him in his hours of

leisure from that dreaded complaint. Of course there are exceptions to

this rule, and there are several of Emperor William's cronies who owe

the friendship of their sovereign to kindnesses which they rendered,

and devotion which they displayed to him, in the days prior to

his accession to the throne. But in the majority of instances,

the sometimes strange selection of friends made by the emperor is

attributable to the fact that the personages to whom he accords his

favor succeed in amusing and entertaining him during the time that he

is not occupied with the cares of his empire.

Conspicuous among friends of this particular character, is Baron von

Kiderlen-Waechter, who holds the rank of minister plenipotentiary in

the diplomatic service of Germany, and who was recently, and possibly

still remains, Prussian envoy to the Court of Denmark, but who is

known in the imperial circle at Berlin by the nickname of "August,"

that being the "sobriquet" given to the clowns belonging to

variety-shows and circuses in England, Austria, and France. In fact,

he certainly occupies among William's immediate circle of cronies and

associates the position of court jester, and the emperor makes a point

of taking the baron along with him whenever he goes on his annual

yachting trips along the coast of Sweden and Norway. The latter is the

life and soul of these imperial yachting parties, his witticisms, his

antics, and, above all, his inimitable talent for mimicry keeping even

the sailors of the _Hohenzollern_ in continual roars of laughter. Yet

he can be grave and dignified on state occasions, and when one sees

him at the Court of Berlin arrayed in full uniform, his breast

covered with decorations, it is difficult to realize that this

imposing-looking diplomat is the principal partner of the autocrat

of Germany in such juvenile games as "Hot Cockles," which is a very

favorite game on board the _Hohenzollern_, and in which the kneeling

and blindfolded victim receives a terrific spank or smack, and then

has to guess, under the penalty of ridiculous forfeits, who it is that

struck him!

No one would ever have dreamt of finding any fault with this intimacy

between the emperor and the baron, had it not been for the fact that

the latter laid himself open to charges of having taken advantage of

the imperial favor won by mimicry and practical joking, to further

political and personal intrigues in which he was interested. Indeed,

he was repeatedly accused in the German press of being largely

responsible for the manifestation of animosity between the Court of

Berlin and Friedrichsrüh that characterized the last eight or nine

years of the life of Prince Bismarck. The newspapers did not

hesitate to assert that the baron, who had formerly been one of the

confidential secretaries of the old chancellor, had deliberately

fomented the irritation of the kaiser against the veteran statesman,

believing that any reconciliation between the monarch and his former

chancellor would entail the baron's disgrace. Finally, the abuse

of the baron in the Berlin press became so pronounced that he

was virtually obliged to challenge the editor of one of the most

vituperative of the metropolitan sheets, and very gallantly lodged a

bullet through the shoulder of this "knight of the quill!"

For this escapade the baron was condemned to three months'

imprisonment by the courts, duelling, as has been intimated already,

being forbidden by law in Germany. His incarceration in the military

fortress of Ehrenbreitstein on the Rhine was absolutely unprecedented.

Ambassadors and envoys have in times gone by been imprisoned by

sovereigns to whose courts they were accredited, in defiance of all

the laws of international right regulating the intercourse between

civilized powers, but this was the first occasion of a government

taking the unheard-of step of jailing one of its own envoys.

Fortunately for the baron, the King of Denmark was, before his

accession to the throne, an officer of the German army, and as such

was disposed to regard with the utmost leniency the offence for which

his excellency was condemned to imprisonment. He realized that

the baron had no alternative but to fight, his honor having been

questioned by the paper whose editor he challenged. Although duelling

is forbidden by the criminal law of Germany, under the penalty of

imprisonment, yet, had the baron failed to fight, and taken shelter

behind the law, he would not only have been compelled to resign his

diplomatic office, his position at court, and his rank in the army,

but he would have subjected himself to such odium as to have become

to all intents and purposes a social outcast, and compelled to leave

Germany.

Appreciating this, old King Christian raised no objections to the

appointment of a chargé d'affaires, to represent the diplomatic

interests of Germany at his court, during the term of imprisonment

served by the minister plenipotentiary, and from the moment when the

latter completed his term, and was liberated from prison, he resumed

his duties as envoy at the Court of Copenhagen, just as if nothing had

happened.

Another intimate friend of the kaiser, who possesses much the same

_talents de société_ as Baron Kiderlen-Waechter, and whose position

in the high favor of the kaiser has been a subject of much unfavorable

comment, and even of open abuse in Berlin, is Baron Holstein,

popularly known as the "_Austern-Freund"_ or "Oyster-Friend," owing to

his altogether phenomenal capacity for the absorption of bivalves, and

his strongly developed fondness for good cheer! Baron Holstein,

like Baron Kiderlen-Waechter, was formerly one of the confidential

secretaries of Prince Bismarck, and a daily guest at his table, and

was treated as a member of the old chancellor's family for years, yet

he became one of the most relentless foes of the Bismarck family as

soon as the prince was dismissed from office.

Prince Bismarck was not the sort of man to submit in silence to the

enmity of his former secretary, and a few years after his retirement

to Friedrichsrüh he took occasion, during the course of a public

discussion of the circumstances which led to the disgrace and ruin

of Count Harry Arnim, for a long time German ambassador at Paris, to

disclose for the first time in speech, and in print, the part which

Baron Holstein had played in the affair. According to the prince,

Baron Holstein, while first secretary of the German embassy at Paris,

and though treated by Count Arnim as an inmate of his home, living

in fact under his roof, and eating at his table, was in the habit

throughout an entire year of sending secret reports to Berlin against

the chief under whom he was serving--reports which subsequently

furnished the basis of the charges upon which Count Arnim was tried,

convicted and disgraced.

It is true that some mention was made in the Parisian and English

press at the time of the Arnim trial of the questionable rôle which

Baron Holstein had played in the affair, and there were a number of

Parisian papers that did not hesitate to hold up the baron to, at

any rate, French obloquy, as a man guilty of the base betrayal of the

kindest and most indulgent of chiefs. The only person on that occasion

who had the courage to take up the baron's defence was M. de Blowitz,

French correspondent of the London _Times_, of which he is described

on the banks of the Seine, as the "ambassador," and who possesses

an immense amount of influence with the Parisian press. Blowitz's

championship of the baron's cause was sincerely appreciated by the

latter. He called upon the correspondent, thanked him effusively, and

declared that it was his intervention alone that had made his stay at

Paris possible.

During the conversation that followed, Blowitz opened his heart to his

visitor, telling him that his own position as the Paris correspondent

of the _Times_ was in danger owing to some changes in the

administration of the London office. A fortnight later, Blowitz

received from the managing editor of the _Times_ in London a letter

sixteen pages long, addressed to Printing-House Square, and entirely

written and signed by Baron Holstein. It denounced Blowitz as being

one of the creatures of the late Duc Decazes, as wilfully ignoring

and concealing for interested purposes of his own, a number of matters

that should have found their way into the columns of the _Times_, and

urging the managers of the latter to send to Paris some fitter and

more impartial person, who would be better able to keep the great

English newspaper _au courant_ of what was going on below as well as

above the surface, than so unscrupulous a person as M. de Blowitz.

This letter was dated exactly three days after the latter's visit of

gratitude to the correspondent, and the incident may be regarded as

being in perfect harmony with the behavior of this favorite of the

kaiser to both Count Harry Arnim and subsequently to Prince Bismarck.

The third of these cronies of the kaiser, to whom his subjects take

objection on the ground that they are in the habit of using the favor

shown to them by his majesty to further their own interests, and

to injure those who, for one reason or another, have incurred their

animosity, is Count Philip Eulenburg, who has been again and again

referred to in the Berlin newspapers as "the Troubadour." He is at the

present moment German ambassador at Vienna, whence his predecessor,

Prince Reuss, was ousted in spite of the eminent services of a

personal character which he had rendered to the emperor, in order to

make way for the count. The latter's intimacy with his sovereign is

largely due to his cleverness as a poet, a dramatist, and a

composer, and while he has furnished the words to many of the musical

compositions of the kaiser, William has, in turn, had much of his own

poetry set to music by the count.

Philip Eulenburg has been clever enough to foster William's very

pardonable weakness as to his gifts as a musician and a poet, and

being a man of the most charming manners, possessed of an unusual

supply of tact, and extremely accomplished in many respects, he has

acquired an extraordinary degree of influence over his sovereign.

Indeed it may be doubted whether there is any member of the imperial

entourage who stands as high in the good graces of the German ruler as

does his ambassador to the Court of Vienna.

Each year the emperor makes a point of spending a week at Liebenberg,

the country-seat of the count, and it has long been a matter

of comment that these visits are invariably signalized by the

inauguration of some political or administrative move on the part of

the kaiser. It was, indeed, at Liebenberg that the emperor decided

upon the dismissal from the chancellorship of General Count Caprivi,

who had been unfortunate enough to incur the enmity of the Eulenburgs.

Count Philip, who possesses a fine voice, and who during the

annual yachting trip of the emperor on board the _Hohenzollern_, is

accustomed to sing duets with the monarch, and to play the latter's

accompaniments, is not, as is generally supposed, the brother,

but merely the cousin of Botho, Augustus, and the late Count Wend

Eulenburg. His career was almost wrecked at its very outset by

an incident which developed into an international question. While

stationed as a young sub-lieutenant of cavalry at Bonn, he was one day

inadvertently jostled in the street by a gray-haired and rather portly

stranger, whom he at once addressed in the most insulting manner. Upon

the stranger responding in kind, the count drew his sabre and cut the

man down, inflicting upon him such a wound that he expired a short

time afterwards at the hospital. There it was discovered that he

was one Ott, a Frenchman, and one of the chefs of Queen Victoria,

momentarily detached from his duties at Windsor Castle, in order

to attend her majesty's second son, the Duke of Edinburgh,--now the

reigning sovereign of Saxe-Coburg-Gotha,--during his stay on the

continent. Both the queen and Prince Alfred were indignant at the

outrage, which was made the subject of an acrimonious correspondence

between the English, French and Prussian Governments, the result being

that Count Philip was sentenced to pay heavy damages to the widow

and to the orphaned children of his victim, and to undergo a year's

imprisonment in a fortress.

He only joined the diplomatic profession in 1881, when he was

appointed as third secretary to the German embassy at Paris, and he

occupied very inferior rôles in the diplomatic service of his country

until the accession to the throne of his friend and patron, Emperor

William, who promoted him a few weeks later, at one bound, from the

post of second secretary of the legation at Munich to the rank

of Prussian minister-plenipotentiary at Aldenberg, whence he was

transferred a year later to Stuttgart, then, to The Hague, and then

back to Munich, as chief of the legation, which post he retained until

his nomination in 1892 to the German ambassadorship at Vienna, that is

to say, to the blue ribbon of the diplomatic service of the kaiser.

He is generally regarded as destined in course of time to become

chancellor of the empire, in spite of the human blood with which his

hands are stained.

Both the court and the public object far less to the intimacy that

exists between Count Augustus Eulenburg and his imperial friend, for

Augustus, who is the grand master of the imperial household and the

chief executive dignitary of the court, has been the closest associate

of William since the latter's earliest boyhood. He was one of those

officials whom Prince Bismarck forced upon the then crown prince

and crown princess, in order to keep watch over their actions and

to counteract their influence on their eldest son. It was he, Count

Augustus, who acted as the comforter of William whenever he was

subjected to reproof or to disciplinary measures by his father or

mother; who invariably espoused the lad's cause, and who contributed

more than anyone else to convince William that he was a victim of the

most cruel and unmerited form of parental severity and persecution. He

constituted himself the mentor and the guide of the prince, initiated

him into all the intricacies of the imperial court, as well as into

the secrets of its most prominent members. In one word, he rendered

himself so indispensable to the prince, that as soon as the latter

succeeded to the throne he at once appointed Count Augustus Eulenburg

to the grand mastership of the court and household.

To what extent Emperor and Empress Frederick were aware of the spirit

characterizing the count's relations with their eldest son, it is

difficult to say, but there is no doubt that during the last two or

three years of Emperor Frederick's life, the position of Augustus in

the household of "Unser Fritz" was vastly improved and facilitated by

the sensational quarrels of his elder brother, Count Botho Eulenburg,

the celebrated statesman, with Prince Bismarck, for both Frederick

and his wife, from, that time forth, ceased to look upon Augustus as a

creature and a spy of the chancellor.

How great was the intimacy between William and the count, may be

gathered from the fact that Augustus was the invariable and sole

companion of the emperor in that species of Haroun-al-Raschid

nocturnal expeditions which his majesty was wont to undertake in the

slums of his capital, for the purpose of learning what his people were

saying about him. At that time, his features were far less familiar

to the public than they are to-day, and by giving his moustache

a different twist, and his hair another turn, he experienced no

difficulty in disguising himself. The adventures which he met with

during the course of these nightly prowls in the company of Count

Augustus are numerous enough to fill a book. Still, while they

furnished plenty of amusement, excitement, and experiences not

altogether unpleasant, they involved his majesty, on one or two

occasions, in so much personal danger, that the count, realizing the

responsibility which would rest upon his shoulders in the eyes not

merely of the nation, but of the entire world, if anything untoward

happened to the monarch, induced him, though with difficulty, to

abandon this species of pastime so dear to crowned heads.

Let me add that it was on the occasion of one of these expeditions

that the emperor met with a very severe injury to his hand. There

is an old established usage in Berlin, on New Year's eve, which

prescribed that any man appearing in the street in a high or stiff hat

should be incontinently bonneted, that is to say, have his hat crushed

down over his eyes and ears by a blow of the fist. Emperor William,

who is somewhat fond of rough horse-play, used to delight in this form

of amusement, and on the first New Year's eve after his accession

to the throne, he sallied forth with Augustus Eulenburg in search of

adventures. Catching sight of a portly citizen of mature years walking

along under the shadows of the trees that line the magnificent avenue

known as "Unter den Linden," he immediately proceeded to crush

the high silk hat which the man wore by a tremendous blow from his

imperial fist! He was unable, however, to refrain from a cry of pain,

and his companion the count, on seeing that his sovereign's hand was

drenched with blood, at once summoned the two detectives who were

following discreetly in the rear, and caused them to arrest the

citizen. The man on being searched at the palace police station, was

found to be a merchant of high standing, who, determined to get even

with the practical jokers from whose brutality he himself had suffered

on previous New Year's eves, had devised a sort of thick leather

hat-lining, armed with long and sharp prongs, pointed outward like the

quills of a porcupine. The emperor, on smashing the hat, naturally had

his hand dreadfully lacerated. The citizen was kept under arrest

for twenty-four hours, during which the question was discussed as to

whether he should be prosecuted and punished for inflicting personal

injury upon the sovereign, or not. Finally, William himself, with

that good sense which so often characterizes him, gave orders for his

liberation, on the ground that he could not possibly have dreamt that

he would be bonneted by his sovereign, that he was, therefore, quite

innocent of any intention to inflict injury upon the person of the

emperor, and that he, William, had, after all, got nothing but what

he deserved for playing such a prank. Moreover, in order to show the

citizen that he bore him no grudge, he sent him, by way of consolation

for his arrest and the destruction of his hat, a portrait bearing the

autograph signature of the kaiser, as well as the words: "In memory of

_Sylvester-nacht_."--New Year's eve is sacred to Saint Sylvester.

Count Botho Eulenburg, the elder brother of Augustus, has repeatedly

held the offices of cabinet minister and Premier of Prussia. He

happened to be at the head of the Department of the Interior at

the time when the attempts were made by Nobiling to assassinate old

Emperor William, and ever since that time has been the sworn foe of

socialism, and identified with everything that is reactionary and

despotic in Prussian legislation. His influence with the emperor is

very great, and there is no doubt that he has contributed in a great

measure to the somewhat extravagant views which the kaiser entertains

with regard to the Divine Rights of monarchs, and especially

concerning their responsibility, not towards their people alone, but

also towards the Almighty.

Count Botho's quarrel with Prince Bismarck, originated in the

following manner. The count, in accordance with a decision reached at

a cabinet meeting, spoke as Minister of the Interior in the Prussian

Diet in favor of placing the communal councils under the provincial

board, instead of under the central government. He had no sooner sat

down than a member arose and said that he was instructed by the Prime

Minister, Prince Bismarck, to disavow the view taken by the Minister

of the Interior. This extraordinary action of the prince was due

to the fact that he had suddenly decided upon coquetting with the

Liberals, for the sake of obtaining their support upon the subject of

another of his little inaugurations. Count Botho immediately sent in

his resignation, and did not resume office until after the disgrace of

Prince Bismarck. Previous to this quarrel, however, as I have

already stated, the most intimate relations had subsisted between the

Eulenburgs and the Bismarcks. Indeed, Countess Marie, only daughter

of Prince Bismarck, was at one time betrothed to Wend, the youngest of

the three Eulenburg brothers. Three days before the day fixed for

the wedding, the young man was suddenly seized with typhus, and

forty-eight hours later succumbed to this awful disease. Countess

Marie, it may be added, subsequently married Count Rantzau, after

having been between times engaged to Baron Eisendecker, once German

envoy at Washington, and now the kaiser's adviser in yachting matters,

whom she jilted in consequence of differences of religious opinion.

So much for the Eulenburgs, who may be said to constitute the most

influential family at the Court of Berlin, and without a description

of whom no history of the life and surroundings of Emperor William

could possibly be regarded as complete.

Other cronies of the kaiser, who are less influential in a political

sense, and, therefore, less obnoxious to the people, are Counts

Douglas, Count Dohna, and Count Goertz. Public attention, however, has

often been drawn to the friendship of the kaiser for the Dohnas by

the frequency of the imperial visit with which Count Richard Dohna

is honored at his superb old château of Schlobitten, and likewise by

reason of the fact that on two occasions William almost lost his life

through carriage accidents which he sustained while out driving with

the count.

[Illustration: _THE RUNAWAY AT PROECKELWITZ_

_After a drawing by Oreste Cortazzo_]

The Dohnas are one of the most ancient houses of the old German

nobility, and Schlobitten, with its grand old park, shaded by glorious

trees, has been in the possession of the family since the fourteenth

century. The castle, as now arranged, is only two hundred years old,

having been reconstructed on the site, and with the ruins, of an

ancient monastery and dwelling. The name of Dohna is recorded in the

most important pages of Prussian history. Statesmen, generals, and

in particular, confidants and cronies of their successive rulers have

borne that name, and there is not a king who has reigned over Prussia,

and previous to that an elector who has ruled over Brandenburg,

who has not stayed at the castle of Schlobitten and occupied the

antiquated four-poster bed, in which the present emperor sleeps

whenever he makes a visit there.

Count Richard Dohna is a great breeder of blooded horses, a

magnificent whip, and the accidents which happened to the kaiser,

while out driving with him, were merely due to the fact that in each

case the horses were too young, and not sufficiently broken in. On one

occasion, the drag was upset into a ditch not far from Schlobitten,

the kaiser and the count being severely bruised and shaken up; while

at another time a splendid team got beyond the control of the count,

smashed harnesses and pole, and dashed helter-skelter into the little

town of Proeckelwitz, where they were fortunately stopped without

further mishap.

The intimacy of the kaiser with the Dohna family serves to recall the

fact that there was a daughter of this house, Countess Anna Dohna, who

claimed to have become the wife of the late Emperor William. She lived

for a time in London, Geneva, and then in New York, and was wont to

style herself Countess Dohna-Brandenburg, having added the name of

Brandenburg to that of Dohna by reason of this alleged marriage.

While in New York she lived in a large house in Lexington Avenue,

which she furnished handsomely, and she never seemed to be in want of

money. According to her own story she met the late Emperor William in

1825, during the lifetime of his father, King Frederick-William III.,

when she was sixteen years of age. After several clandestine meetings,

she claimed that they were married late one night at Clegnitz, in

Silesia, by a young country parson. The latter did not know the

prince, who gave the name of William Count Brandenburg, and his

occupation as that of an officer of the Royal Guards. The marriage

certificate was duly made out, and then her husband told her that it

would be expedient to keep their union secret for a time. To this she

reluctantly assented.

When at length, urged by her entreaties, her husband revealed their

marriage to his father, King Frederick-William III., he flew into a

terrible rage, forced him to sign a renunciation of the countess's

hand, and she was conveyed to a small castle near Königsberg, in

East-Prussia, where she was kept a close prisoner for years. In 1837,

always according to her story, she succeeded in escaping, and crossing

the Polish frontier reached Warsaw, where in the following year she

was recognized at a state performance of the opera given by Czar

Nicholas, in honor of the King of Prussia and Prince William, who were

visiting the Russian Court.

She was arrested at the theatre, and on the following morning conveyed

to Eastern Russia, where she was kept under strict surveillance until

the death of Frederick-William III., in 1840, led to her release.

She was then permitted to return to Prussia, and the new king,

Frederick-William IV., offered to compromise the matter with her. This

she refused to do. Her father's death placed her in possession of a

large fortune, and she spent several years in travelling.

In 1848 she intended to appeal to the Prussian National Assembly for

justice, but the police got wind of it, and she was interned in her

château in Silesia. On William becoming King of Prussia, she was given

the alternative of leaving the country or of becoming an inmate of

a lunatic asylum, so she transferred her abode to Paris, and after

living for awhile in London and Geneva, came to New York in 1876.

The truth of this story having been questioned, it may be mentioned

that the Prussian _Staats Anzeiger_, or official Berlin Gazette, of

June 4, 1829, contains the following royal decree:

"By order of his majesty the king, Anna Countess Dohna having claimed

to be the wife of Prince William of Prussia, I hereby decree that such

a union if it ever took place, be null and void.

"FREDERICK WILLIAM, Rex.

"ANTHONY VON ALTENSTEIN,

"Secretary of State."

I have seen it mentioned both in German and foreign publications that

the three Counts of Brandenburg, two of them distinguished generals,

and the third for many years Prussian envoy at Brussels, were the

issue of the union of Countess Anna Dohna and old Emperor William of

Germany. But this is not true; for their father, a famous premier and

soldier, of whom a fine statue exists at Berlin, was the son of

King Frederick-William II. of Prussia, and his morganatic wife, the

Countess of Dohenhoff.

With regard to Count Douglas, I may state that the kaiser's intimacy

with him dates back to many years prior to his accession to the

throne. Like his twin brother, Count Louis Douglas, the Swedish

statesman, who until a few weeks ago occupied the post of minister of

foreign affairs at Stockholm, Count Willie Douglas may be said to have

royal blood in his veins, for his father, old Count Douglas, now dead,

married the morganatic daughter of a royal princess of the reigning

house of Baden. On the old count's death, William, the elder of the

twins, inherited his mother's vast property, while Louis, the younger,

took possession of his father's estates in Sweden.

William was educated in Germany, is an officer of the Prussian army,

as well as a member of the Prussian House of Lords: Louis was brought

up in Sweden, entered the Swedish army, became chamberlain to the

Crown Prince of Sweden, married the daughter of Count Ehrensward, late

minister of foreign affairs at Stockholm, and eventually succeeded to

his father-in-law's post at the head of Sweden's foreign office. Like

his twin brother in Prussia, he is exceedingly conservative, imbued

with the necessity of retaining the old feudal prerogatives, and of

placing every obstacle in the way of the rising tide of democracy.

Indeed, whatever influence he exercises over the King and Crown Prince

of Sweden, is as reactionary as any influence which his German brother

may be said to enjoy over the kaiser.

The Douglas twins are descended from the great Scotch family of

Douglas, and are therefore allied to the Duke of Hamilton and the

Marquis of Queensberry. Their ancestors emigrated to Prussia

from Scotland at the time of the Thirty Years' War, fought under

Gustavus-Adolphus, and afterwards returned with him to Sweden, where

they became members of the Swedish nobility. Count Willie, like his

brother, displays all the hereditary traits of the Scotch house that

bears his name, having the peculiar jaw, falling underlip, and dark

complexion of the celebrated "Black Douglas." Yet neither of the twins

speaks a word of English, nor has ever visited the land of his sire,

though they bear the Douglas motto of "Do or Die." Count Willie has

few British sympathies, but some British tastes, being famous as

a four-in-hand whip, and as a magnificent shot. He is also very

hospitable, and entertains at Berlin in a right royal fashion, his

wealth, derived from the mines which he owns in the Hartz Mountains,

enabling him to do so without hesitation on the score of expense.

It is no secret that Emperor William has, on two or three occasions,

offered a cabinet office to his friend William Douglas, who has,

however, invariably declined it, much to the relief of those who are

convinced that the same peculiar moral and psychological affinity

exists between the Douglas twins as that attributed to the Corsican

brothers. It would have been, they declare, a dangerous experiment to

have had one of them directing the foreign policy of Germany, and the

other that of the kingdoms of Sweden and Norway.

It may interest my American readers to add that a few years ago Count

Willie Douglas was the defendant in an extraordinary lawsuit at Berlin

which had an American end to it. It seems that some thirty years ago a

man of the name of Brandt died in the United States, leaving a fortune

of several millions of dollars. Having no near relatives in America,

the lawyers advertised for any heirs that he might have left

behind him in Germany. The father of Count Douglas was at the time

burgomaster of the little town of Aschersleben, and one day some of

the inhabitants of the place bearing the name of Brandt placed a lot

of papers in his hands, asking him to glance over them, and to see

whether there was any truth in the statement that they were heirs

to an immense fortune in America. The old count, in his capacity of

burgomaster, declared that the affair looked to him very questionable,

that he believed it was a mere swindle, and that there was surely

nothing in it for them. Whether he returned to them the papers or

not, is unknown, but he declared to the day of his death that he had

restored them, whereas the Brandts of Aschersleben swear that he did

not. Eventually, they brought suit against his son, not merely for

the recovery of the documents, but likewise for the fortune, actually

alleging that the latter had been appropriated by old Count Douglas,

with the connivance of the late Prince Bismarck, who had received a

large share of the plunder. It is scarcely necessary to state that

they were non-suited.

Emperor William's intimacy with Count and Countess Goertz may be said

to be a sort of inherited friendship, the count's father, president

of the Hessian House of Lords, and his consort, a princess of

Sayn-Wittgenstein, having been the most intimate friends of Emperor

and Empress Frederick, whose acquaintance they made through the

late Grand Duke and Grand Duchess of Hesse. In order to show the

affectionate relations existing between the parents of the kaiser

and those of the present head of the ancient and illustrious house of

Goertz, it is merely necessary to state that Professor Hintzpeter, who

for a number of years directed the education of Emperor William and

his brother Henry, and who, as their old tutor, retains much influence

over both the imperial brothers, was selected by Emperor and Empress

Frederick for the purpose, on the personal recommendation of the late

Count and Countess Goertz, in whose family he had resided for a number

of years as tutor to their son.

In fact, the present Count Goertz, who is some eight or nine years the

senior of the emperor, can boast, like the latter, of having been

a pupil of old Hintzpeter, who in some respects is the German

counterpart of the late Czar Alexander's tutor, M. Pobietnotzoff.

That William shares the confidence placed by his parents in the Goertz

family is shown by the fact that when he found it necessary, at

one time, to obtain the services of a tutor for one of his young

relatives, in a case, it must be added, of particular delicacy, he

at once nominated to the post Professor Krenge, who at the time was

tutoring the sons of the present Count Goertz. Countess Goertz is a

woman of great beauty, which she may be said to have inherited from

her mother, the so-celebrated Countess of Villeneuve, wife to the

Brazilian envoy to the Court of Brussels, and renowned throughout

Europe on account of her loveliness.

Although the admiration which the kaiser displays for the fascinating

countess is of the most undisguised character, it fails to excite the

jealousy either of his consort or the count, and the relations between

the empress and the countess are so close that the former has been

known to lend to her friend articles of jewelry, and even of dress,

for use at fancy dress balls and elsewhere. The emperor and the count

are also as united and unrestrained with each other as two men can be

who have the same tastes, who have been intimately acquainted since

childhood, and whose parents have been close friends before them. It

is doubtful whether William ever enjoys himself so much, or feels so

thoroughly at home, as when visiting the Goertzes at Schlitz. There

his days are spent in shooting and hunting with the count, and the

evenings in composing new melodies, and setting songs to music with

the countess. The emperor's children and the young Goertzes are bound

by equal ties of affection, and are old-time playmates, so that there

seems every likelihood of this friendship between the Hohenzollerns

and the former reigning sovereign house of Goertz being continued in

the third generation.

No account of the emperor's private life can be properly written

without including a brief sketch of General Count von Hahnke, and of

Baron von Lucanus. The former is the chief of the military cabinet of

the emperor, and the other is at the head of his civil cabinet, that

is to say, he occupies the post of principal private secretary. Both

of them accompany the emperor wherever he goes, and in fact constitute

his very shadow, enjoying by reason of their proximity to the

sovereign, and by their close association with him, a far greater

degree of power and influence than any cabinet minister.

Baron Lucanus is an extremely good-looking man, whose popular nickname

at Berlin, namely, "the emperor's Blackie Man," is in nowise due to

any swarthiness of complexion, but to the fact that among the great

dignitaries in attendance on the emperor, he is the only one in

civilian attire, while moreover he is invariably selected by the

sovereign to convey to any cabinet minister, whose resignation is

required, the imperial intimation "_that he has ceased to please_."

It was Baron von Lucanus who communicated to Prince Bismarck the

emperor's request and subsequent peremptory command for the surrender

of the chancellorship of the empire, and it was he, too, who was

sent to ask Bismarck's successor, General Count Caprivi, for his

resignation; in fact, there has not been a single ministerial head

to fall during the last ten years--and they have been very numerous

during the present reign--where Herr von Lucanus has not been the

imperial emissary of these evil tidings. This is so well known

in Berlin that the moment the baron is seen to be calling at the

residence of any distinguished statesman who happens to be in office,

it is at once taken for granted that the axe has once more fallen, and

that it is another case of a ministerial downfall.

The Berliners declare that Emperor William pitches upon Lucanus

for these particular jobs in consequence of his being the son of a

Halberstadt druggist, and as such, more likely to be proficient in the

art of sugar-coating the bitter pills than any mere military officer!

He owes his patent of nobility to the late Emperor Frederick, who

entertained a very high opinion of his intelligence, and it is worthy

of note that he first came to the fore in the entourage of the emperor

when Prince Bismarck's power as chancellor commenced to wane. He is

a man of about fifty, and served for a quarter of a century in the

Department of Public Worship. It was, however, as an expert in art

matters, and as an intelligent assistant in the organization of the

Imperial Museum of Science and Art at Berlin, that he first attracted

the notice and good-will of the late emperor, and particularly of the

Empress Frederick.

His military colleague, General Count von Hahnke, although a charming

man, is, nevertheless, one of the most bitterly-hated officers of the

German army; this is due to the fact that he has virtually usurped

the prerogatives and the power of the minister of war, who has been

reduced to a mere instrument of his wishes. This is not altogether the

fault of the general, for the emperor insists on retaining absolute

control of the army in his own hands, and of exercising its command in

every particular, no appointment being made without his initiative

and sanction, while everything is done through Count Hahnke as supreme

head of the military cabinet of his majesty.

A few years ago the general lost his son under singularly tragical and

somewhat mysterious circumstances. The misfortune occurred during

one of the annual yachting trips of the kaiser, young Hahnke being a

lieutenant on board the yacht. According to the official version, the

young officer met with his death while coasting down a mountain road

at one of the Norwegian ports at which the yacht had touched, his

bicycle getting beyond his control, and precipitating itself with its

rider over a low stone parapet into a fierce torrent hundreds of feet

below. The emperor happened at the time to have a bruise on the face,

caused by a block and tackle swinging against him during a squall,

while on deck, and on the strength of this temporary disfigurement,

a story most painful to the emperor was circulated to the effect that

his black eye was due to a blow from young Hahnke, who resented some

indignity in connection with the practical jokes and rough horse-play

so frequent on board the _Hohenzollern_ during the emperor's annual

holiday. It was added that the young officer had been given by

military and naval etiquette the alternative of blowing out his

brains, or of taking his life in some other way, as the only means of

saving his name from disgrace and his honor from loss; and a certain

degree of color was given to the tale by the fact that it was

published at full length in a London society newspaper, at the very

time when its proprietor and editor was sojourning at Marienbad with

the Prince of Wales, and in daily intercourse with the British heir

apparent, who was naturally supposed to know the truth about young

Hahnke's death. Perhaps the most striking and convincing evidence of

the absurd fabrication of this story, which has given much sorrow,

both to the emperor and empress, is to be found in the fact that the

young officer's father remained at the head of the emperor's military

cabinet, and has never abandoned, even temporarily, his service near

the kaiser; this the general would certainly not have done had William

been in any sense of the word responsible for the death of his boy.

In fact it was the kindly and tactful sympathy of both the emperor

and the empress that enabled the bereaved father to bear his loss

with fortitude, and his gratitude for the kindness shown to him by his

sovereign is of a deep and undying quality.

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