I mean, put your third on the green. You can do that, _surely_? Good.

PROOF.--There, I'm down in two. But we won't rub it in. Do you notice

anything odd about these triangles? No? Well, the fact is that AD is

equal to AC, and the result of that is that the angle ACD is equal to

the angle ADC. That's Prop. 5. Anyhow, it's obvious, isn't it?

But steady on. The angle BCD is greater than its part, the angle

ACD--you must admit that? (Look out, there's a fellow going to drive.)

And therefore the angle BCD--Oh, well, I can't go into it all now or

it will mean we shall have to let these people through; but if you

carry on on those lines you'll find that BD is greater than BC.

I mean you've only got to go back to where you played your third and

you'll see that it _must_ be so, won't you? Very well, then, don't

argue.

But BD is equal to BA and AC, for AD is equal to AC; it _had_ to be,

you remember.

Therefore--now follow this closely--the two sides BA and AC are

together greater than the third side BC.

That means, you see, that by pulling your drive out to the left there

you gave yourself a lot of extra distance to cover.

You'd never have guessed that, would you? But old EUCLID did.

Come along, then; they're putting. You must be more careful at this

hole.

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