XI. The Goose-Step

Bear in mind that the necessities of the case required something which

would not cost any money, which would leave the system really intact,

and yet which would impress beholders with the fact of Progress.

The device which answered to this description was copied from Prussia

and informed with the essence of the Prussian spirit--a quasi-military

Uniformity. There is nothing, indeed, so impressive to the observer

as the sight of everybody doing exactly the same thing at the same

time. And when that thing is totally unnecessary and very difficult,

the effect is to stun the mind into a bewildered admiration. Hence

the preposterously military aspect of the schools of yesterday--the

marching in line out to recess and back again. Hence the drillmaster

airs of the teaching force--as, for instance, the New York teacher

who boasted, “I said to my pupils, ‘All who live on Blank street

raise their hands,’ and then I turned to talk to the superintendent,

forgetting to say ‘Hands down’--and five minutes later, when I looked

around, those Blank street children still had their hands up. That’s

what I call discipline!” And hence the reprimand to the other New York

teacher because, when she came back from a visit to Italy, she told the

geography class about her journey and passed around picture postcards,

instead of hearing the children recite the appointed Lesson from the

appointed Book at the appointed Hour. Think how it sounds for a city

superintendent to be able to pull out his watch and say to a visitor:

“At this moment every sixth grade pupil, in every school in the whole

city, is opening his geography!” That is System, and it must not be

deranged in order to _interest_ a mere roomful of children in the

realities of geography for half an hour!

I experienced some of the benefits of the Goose-Step System myself,

back in Illinois--and I know just how a child feels about it. He feels

just as you would feel if at the conclusion of a theatrical performance

you were commanded to “Rise! Turn! Pass!” He feels humiliated and

ridiculous. He feels that he is being made a fool of. The Goose-Step

System is not intended to make its little victims feel happy; it is

only intended to impress beholders with the fact of Progress.

_And this kind of Systematization, this fake reform, has been the

only serious contribution to American educational practice in the

public schools during the life of the generation to which you and I

belong--until within the last few years._

Fortunately, another crisis arose. In every large city the attendance

at the public schools outgrew the school capacities, and it became

necessary to put many children on a “half-time” basis. And this scandal

demanded relief. It still demands relief. And at present we are faced

with a choice between two methods of relief.

One method is familiar--to turn the grammar schools into adjuncts of

capitalist shops and factories. It is the system now approved by the

educational authorities of most of the large cities, including New

York. The other is a sane and democratic proposal for education on

scientific principles, for the benefit of the child and of the race.

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