CHAPTER IV

MORE CLEVELAND CHARACTERISTICS

Because I have told you so much about the Chamber of Commerce you must

not assume that the Chamber of Commerce was with us constantly while we

were in Cleveland, for that is not the case. True, Chamber of Commerce

representatives were with us all the first day and until we went to our

rooms, late at night. But at our rooms they left us, merely taking the

precaution to lock us in. No attempt was made to assist us in undressing

or to hear our prayers or tuck us into bed. Once in our rooms we were

left to our own devices. We were allowed to read a little, if we wished,

to whisper together, or even to amuse ourselves by playing with the

fixtures in the bathroom.

On the morning of the second day they came and let us out, and took us

to see a lot of interesting and edifying sights, but by afternoon they

had acquired sufficient confidence in us to turn us loose for a couple

of hours, allowing us to roam about, at large, while they attended to

their mail.

We made use of the freedom thus extended to us by presenting several

letters of introduction to Cleveland gentlemen, who took us to various

clubs.

Almost every large city in the country has one solid, dignified old

club, occupying a solid, dignified old building on a corner near the

busy part of town. The building is always recognizable, even to a

stranger. It suggests a fine cuisine, an excellent wine cellar, and a

great variety of good cigars in prime condition. In the front of such a

club there are large windows of plate glass, back of which the passer-by

may catch a glimpse of a trim white mustache and a silk hat. Looking at

the outside of the building, you know that there is a big, high-ceiled

room, at the front, dark in color and containing spacious leather

chairs, which should (and often do) contain aristocratic gentlemen who

have attained years of discretion and positions of importance. One feels

cheated if, on entering, one fails to encounter a member carrying a

malacca stick and wearing waxed mustaches, spats, and a gardenia. The

Union Club of New York is such a club; so is the Pacific Union of San

Francisco; so is the Chicago Club; and so, I fancy, from my glimpse of

it, is the Union Club of Cleveland.

In the larger cities there is usually another club, somewhat less formal

in architecture, decoration, and spirit, and given over, broadly

speaking, to the younger men--though there is often a good deal of

duplication of membership between the first mentioned type of club and

the second. The Tavern of Cleveland is of the second category; so is the

Saturn Club of Buffalo, of which I spoke in a former chapter. Almost

every good-sized city has, likewise, its university club, its athletic

club, and its country club. University clubs vary a good deal in

character, but athletic clubs and country clubs are in general pretty

true to type.

Besides such clubs as these, one finds, here and there, in the United

States, a few clubs of a character more unusual. Cleveland has three

unusual clubs: the Rowfant, a book collector's club; the Chagrin Valley

Hunt Club, at Gates Mills, near the city, and the Hermit Club.

Were it not for the fact that I detest the words "artistic" and

"bohemian," I should apply them to the Hermit Club. It is one of the few

clubs outside New York, Chicago, and San Francisco possessing its own

house and made up largely of men following the arts, or interested in

them. Like the Lambs of New York, the Hermits give shows in their

clubhouse, but the Lambs' is a club of actors, authors, composers, stage

managers, etc., while the Hermit Club is made up, so far as the theater

is concerned, of amateurs--amateurs having among them sufficient talent

to write and act their own shows, design their own costumes, paint their

own scenery, compose their own music, and even play it, too--for there

is an orchestra of members. I have never seen a Hermits' show, and I am

sorry, for I have heard that they are worth seeing. Certainly their

clubhouse is. It is an Elizabethan building, with a heavy timbered

front, suggesting some ancient, hospitable, London coffee house where

wits of old were used to meet. This illusion is enhanced by the

surroundings of the club, for it stands in an alley--or perhaps I had

better say a narrow lane--and is huddled down between the walls of

taller buildings.

The pleasant promise of the exterior is fulfilled within. The ground

floor rooms are low and cozy, and have a pleasant "rambling" feeling--a

step or two up here or down there. The stairway, leading to the floor

above, is narrow, with a genial kind of narrowness that seems to say:

"There is no one here with whom you'll mind rubbing elbows as you pass."

Ascending, you reach the main room, which occupies the entire upper

floor. This room is the Hermit Club. It is here that members gather and

that the more intimate shows are given. Large, with dark panels, and

heavy beams which spring up and lose themselves in warm shadows

overhead, it is a room combining dignity with gracious informality. And

let me add that, to my mind, such a combination is at once rare and

desirable in a club building--or, for the matter of that, in a home or a

human being. A club which is too informal is likely to seem trivial; a

club too dignified, austere. A club should neither seem to be a joke,

nor yet a mausoleum. If it be magnificent, it should not, at least,

overwhelm one with its magnificence; it should not chill one with its

grandeur, so that one lowers one's voice to a whisper and involuntarily

removes one's hat.

In some clubs a man leaves his hat upon his head or takes it off, as he

prefers. In others custom demands that he remove it. Some men will argue

that if you give a man his choice in that matter he feels more at home;

others contend that if he takes his hat off he will, at all events,

_look_ more at home, whereas, if he leaves it on he will look more as

though he were in a hotel. These are matters of opinion. There are many

pleasant clubs which differ on this minor point. But I do not think that

any club may be called pleasant in which a man is inclined to take off

his hat instinctively because of an air of grim formality which he

encounters on entering the door. To make an Irish bull upon this

subject, one of the nicest things that I remember of the Hermit Club is

that I don't remember whether we wore our hats while there or not.

* * * * *

The Chagrin Valley Hunt Club lies in a pleasant valley which acquired

its name through the error of a pioneer (General Moses Cleveland

himself, if I remember rightly) who, when sailing up Lake Erie, landed

at this point, mistaking it for the site of Cleveland, farther on, and

was hence chagrined. Here, more than a hundred years ago, the little

village of Gates Mills was settled by men whose buildings, left behind

them, still proclaim their New England origin. If ever I saw a

Connecticut village outside the State of Connecticut, that village is

Gates Mills, Ohio. Low white farmhouses, with picturesque doorways and

small windows divided into many panes, straggle pleasantly along on

either side of the winding country road, and there is even an old

meeting house, with a spire such as you may see in many a New England

hamlet.

[Illustration: In this charming, homelike old building, with its

grandfather's clock, its Windsor chairs, and its open wood fires, a

visitor finds it hard to realize that he is in the "west"]

The old Gates house, which was built in 1812 by the miller from whom the

place took its name, is passing a mellow old age as the house of the

Hunt Club. In this charming, homelike old building, with its

grandfather's clock, its Windsor chairs, and its open wood fires, a

visitor finds its hard to realize that he is actually in a portion of

the country which is still referred to, in New York, as "the west."

The Connecticut resemblance is accounted for by the fact that all this

section of the country was in the Western Reserve, which belonged to,

and was settled by, Connecticut. Thus travel teaches us! I knew

practically nothing, until then, of the Western Reserve, and even less

of hunt clubs. I had never been in a hunt club before, and my

impressions of such institutions had been gleaned entirely from short

stories and from prints showing rosy old rascals drinking. Probably

because of these prints I had always thought that "horsey"

people--particularly the "hunting set"--were generally addicted to the

extensive (and not merely external) use of alcohol. As others may be of

the same impression it is perhaps worth remarking that, while in the

Hunt Club, we saw a number of persons drinking tea, and that only two

were drinking alcoholic beverages--those two being visitors: an

illustrator and a writer from New York.

I mentioned that to the M. F. H., and told him of my earlier impression

as to hunt-club habits.

"Lots of people have that idea," he smiled, "but it is wrong. As a

matter of fact, few hunting people are teetotalers, but those who ride

straight are almost invariably temperate. They have to be. You can't be

in the saddle six or eight hours at a stretch, riding across country,

and do it on alcohol."

I also learned from the M. F. H. certain interesting things regarding a

fox's scent. Without having thought upon the subject, I had somehow

acquired the idea that hounds got the scent from the actual tracks of

the animal they followed. That is not so. The scent comes from the body

of the fox and is left behind him suspended in the air. And, other

conditions being equal, the harder your fox runs the stronger his scent

will be. The most favorable scent for following is what is known as a

"breast-high scent"--meaning a scent which hangs in suspension at a

point sufficiently high to render it unnecessary for the hounds to put

their heads down to the ground. Sometimes a scent hangs low; sometimes,

on the other hand, it rises so that, particularly in a covert, the

riders, seated upon their horses, can smell it, while the hounds cannot.

But I think I have said enough about this kind of thing. It is a

dangerous topic, for the terminology and etiquette of hunting are even

more elaborate than those of golf. Probably I have made some mistake

already; indeed, I know of one which I just escaped--I started to write

"dogs" instead of "hounds," and that is not done. I have a horror of

displaying my ignorance on matters of this kind. For I take a kind of

pride--and I think most men do--in being correct about comparatively

unimportant things. It is permissible to be wrong about important

things, such as politics, finance, and reform, and to explain them,

although you really know nothing about them. But with fox hunting it is

different. There are some people who really _do_ know about that, and

they are likely to catch you.

* * * * *

Two other Cleveland organizations should be mentioned.

Troop A of the Ohio National Guard is known as one of the most capable

bodies of militia in the entire country. It has been in existence for

some forty years, and its membership has always been recruited from

among the older and wealthier families of the city. The fame of Troop A

has reached beyond Ohio, for under its popular title, "The Black Horse

Troop," it has gone three times to Washington to act as escort to

Presidents of the United States at the time of their inauguration.

Cleveland is, furthermore, the headquarters for trotting racing. The

Cleveland Gentlemen's Driving Club is an old and exceedingly active

body, and its president, Mr. Harry K. Devereux, is also president of the

National Trotting Association.

* * * * *

A curious and characteristic thing which we encountered in no other city

is the Three-Cent Cult--a legacy left to the city by the late Tom

Johnson. Cleveland's street railway system is controlled by the city

and the fare is not five cents, but three. But that is not all. A

municipal lighting plant is, or soon will be, in operation, with charges

of from one to three cents per kilowatt hour. Also the city has gone

into the dance-hall business. There, too, the usual rate is cut: fifteen

cents will buy five dances in the municipal dance halls, instead of

three. No one will attempt to dispute that dancing, to-day, takes

precedence over the mere matter of eating, yet it is worth mentioning

that the Three-Cent Cult has even found its way into the lunch room.

Sandwiches may be purchased in Cleveland for three cents which are not

any worse than five-cent sandwiches in other cities.

Perhaps the finest thing about the Three-Cent Cult is the fact that it

runs counter to one of the most pronounced and pitiable traits of our

race: wastefulness. Sometimes it seems that, as a people, we take less

pride in what we save than in what we throw away. We have a "There's

more where that came from!" attitude of mind. A man with thousands a

year says: "Hell! What's a hundred?" and a man with hundreds imitates

him on a smaller scale. The humble fraction of a nickel is despised. All

honor, then, to Cleveland--the city which teaches her people that two

cents is worth saving, and then helps them to save it. Two points, in

this connection, are interesting:

One, that Cleveland has been trying to induce the Treasury Department to

resume the coinage of a three-cent piece; another, that the percentage

of depositors in savings banks in Cleveland, in proportion to the

population, is higher than in most other cities. And, by the way, the

savings banks pay 4 per cent.

* * * * *

We were taken in automobiles from one end of the city to the other. Down

by the docks we saw gigantic, strange machines, expressive of

Cleveland's lake commerce--machines for loading and unloading ships in

the space of a few hours. One type of machine would take a regular steel

coal car in its enormous claws and turn that car over, emptying the load

of coal into a ship as you might empty a cup of flour with your hand.

Then it would set the car down again, right side up, upon the track,

only to snatch the next one and repeat the operation.

Another machine for unloading ore would send its great steel hands down

into the vessel's hold, snatch them up filled with tons of the precious

product of the mines, and, reaching around backward, drop the load into

a waiting railroad car. The present Great Lakes record for loading is

held by the steamer _Corry_, which has taken on a cargo of 10,000 tons

of ore in twenty-five minutes. The record for unloading is held by the

_George F. Perkins_, from which a cargo of 10,250 tons of ore was

removed in two hours and forty-five minutes.

Some of the largest steamers of the Great Lakes may be compared, in

size, with ocean liners. A modern ore boat is a steel shell more than

six hundred feet long, with a little space set aside at the bows for

quarters and a little space astern for engines. The deck is a series of

enormous hatches, so that practically the entire top of the ship may be

removed in order to facilitate loading and unloading. As these great

vessels (many of which are built in Cleveland, by the way) are laid up

throughout the winter, when navigation on the Great Lakes is closed, it

is the custom to drive them hard during the open season. Some of them

make as many as thirty trips in the eight months of their activity, and

an idea of the volume of their traffic may be gotten from the statement

that "the iron-ore tonnage of the Cleveland district is greater than the

total tonnage of exports and imports at New York Harbor." One of the

little books about Cleveland, which they gave me, makes that statement.

It does not sound as though it could be true, but I do not think they

would dare print untruths about a thing like that, no matter how anxious

they might be to "boost." However, I feel it my duty to add that the

same books says: "Fifty per cent. of the population of the United States

and Canada _lies_ within a radius of five hundred miles of Cleveland."

* * * * *

I find that when I try to recall to my mind the picture of a city, I

think of certain streets which, for one reason or another, engraved

themselves more deeply than other streets upon my memory. One of my

clearest mental photographs of Cleveland is of endless streets of

homes.

Now, although I saw many houses, large and small, possessing real

beauty--most of them along the boulevards, in the Wade Park Allotment or

on Euclid Heights, where modern taste has had its opportunity--it is

nevertheless true that, for some curious reason connected with the

workings of the mind, those streets which I remember best, after some

months of absence, are not the streets possessed of the most charm.

I remember vividly, for instance, my disappointment on viewing the decay

of Euclid Avenue, which I had heard compared with Delaware, in Buffalo,

and which, in reality, does not compare with it at all, being rather run

down, and lined with those architectural monstrosities of the 70's

which, instead of mellowing into respectable antiquity, have the unhappy

faculty of becoming more horrible with time, like old painted harridans.

Another vivid recollection is of a sad monotony of streets, differing

only in name, containing blocks and blocks and miles and miles of humble

wooden homes, all very much alike in their uninteresting duplication.

These memories would make my mental Cleveland picture somewhat sad, were

it not for another recollection which dominates the picture and

glorifies the city. This recollection, too, has to do with squalid

thoroughfares, but in a different way.

Down near the railroad station, where the "red-light district" used to

be, there has long stood a tract of several blocks of little buildings,

dismal and dilapidated. They are coming down. Some of them have come

down. And there, in that place which was the home of ugliness and vice,

there now shows the beginning of the city's Municipal Group Plan. This

plan is one of the finest things which any city in the land has

contemplated for its own beautification. In this country it was, at the

time it originated, unique; and though other cities (such as Denver and

San Francisco) are now at work on similar improvements, the Cleveland

plan remains, I believe, the most imposing and the most complete of its

kind.

When an American city has needed some new public building it has been

the custom, in the past, for the politicians to settle on a site, and

cause plans to be drawn (by their cousins), and cause those plans to be

executed (by their brothers-in-law). This may have been "practical

politics," but it has hardly resulted in practical city improvement.

No one will dispute the convenience of having public buildings "handy"

to one another, but there may still be found, even in Cleveland, men

whose feeling for beauty is not so highly developed as their feeling for

finance; men who shake their heads at the mention of a group plan; who

don't like to "see all that money wasted." I met one or two such. But I

will venture the prophecy that, when the Cleveland plan is a little

farther advanced, so that the eye can realize the amazing

splendor of the thing, as it will ultimately be, there will be no one

left in Cleveland to convert.

[Illustration: Down by the docks we saw gigantic, strange machines,

expressive of Cleveland's lake commerce--machines for loading and

unloading ships in the space of a few hours]

It is a fine and unusual thing, in itself, for an American city to be

planning its own beauty fifty years ahead. Cleveland is almost

un-American in that! But when the work done--yes, and before it is

done--this single great improvement will have transformed Cleveland from

an ordinary looking city to one of great distinction.

Fancy emerging from a splendid railway station to find yourself facing,

not the little bars and dingy buildings which so often face a station,

but a splendid mall, two thousand feet long and six hundred wide, parked

in the center and surrounded by fine buildings of even cornice height

and harmonious classical design. At one side of the station will stand

the public library; at the other the Federal building; and at the far

extremity of the mall, the county building and the city hall.

Three of these buildings are already standing. Two more are under way.

The plan is no longer a mere plan but is already, in part, an actuality.

When the transformation is complete Cleveland will not only have re-made

herself but will have set a magnificent example to other cities. By that

time she may have ceased to call herself "Sixth City"--for population

changes. But if a hundred other cities follow her with group plans, and

whether those plans be of greater magnitude or less, it must never be

forgotten that Cleveland had the appreciation and the courage to begin

the movement in America, not merely on paper but in stone and marble,

and that, without regard to population, she therefore has a certain

right, to-day, to call herself "First City."

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