The Scholar and the Pirate

In an old bookshop which I visit, never without making a discovery or

two--not infrequently, as in the present case, assisted in my good

fortune by the bookseller himself--I lately came upon an edition of

Long's _Marcus Aurelius_ with an admirable prefatory note that is, I

believe, peculiar to this issue--that of 1869. And since the eyes of the

present generation have never been turned towards America so often and

so seriously as latterly, when our Trans-Atlantic cousins have become

our allies, blood once more of our blood, the passage may be reprinted

with peculiar propriety. Apart, however, from its American interest, the

document is valuable for its dignity and independence, and it had the

effect of sending me to that rock of refuge, _The Dictionary of National

Biography_, to inquire further as to its author. There I found that

George Long, whose translation of the Imperial Stoic is a classic, was

born in 1800; educated at Macclesfield Grammar School and Trinity

College, Cambridge; in 1821 was bracketed Craven scholar with Macaulay

and Professor Malden, but gained a fellowship over both of them; and in

1824 went to Charlotteville, Virginia, as professor of ancient

languages. Returning in 1828 to profess Greek at University College,

London, he was thenceforward, throughout his long life, concerned with

the teaching and popularizing of the classics, finding time, however,

also to be called to the Bar, to lecture on jurisprudence and civil law,

and to help to found the Royal Geographical Society. His _Marcus

Aurelius_ is his best-known work, but his edition of Cicero's Orations,

his discourse on Roman Law, and his Epictetus also stand alone. After

many years' teaching at Brighton College, Long retired to Chichester,

where he died in 1879.

Late in life he brought out anonymously a book of essays, entitled _An

Old Man's Thoughts about Many Things_, in which I have been dipping. I

do not say it would bear reprinting now, but anyone seeing it on a

friend's shelf should borrow it, or in a bookshop should buy it,

because such kindly good sense, such simple directness and candour and

love of the humanities are rare. It has its mischief, too. The old

scholar's opinion on statue-making in general and on London's statues in

particular are expressed with a dry frankness that is refreshing. I make

no effort to resist quoting a little:

"It is in the nature of things that statues should be made.

They were made more than two thousand years ago, and I

believe the business has never stopped, for when people

could not get good statues, they were content with bad, as

we are now.

"If I might give advice to the men now living, who look

forward to the honour, if it is an honour, of being set up

in bronze in the highways, or in marble in Westminster Abbey

or St. Paul's; if I might advise, I would say, leave a

legacy in your will for your own statue. It will save much

trouble and people will think better of you when you are

gone, if you cost them nothing. As to their laughing at you

for looking after your own statue, be not afraid of that.

"It is very disagreeable nowadays to see a man standing for

ever on his legs in public, doing nothing but stand, and

seeming as if he were never going to do anything else.

"If a man shall try to persuade me that a statue should be

nothing more than the effigy of a man standing on a

pedestal, I shall never be convinced. I would rather see a

living man standing on an inverted cask, as I have seen a

slave when he was sold, not that the sale is a very pleasant

thing to see, but the man produced a much better effect than

many of our statues, for he expressed something and they

express nothing.

"As we cannot or at least ought not to make our statues

naked or blanket-dressed, and as body and legs are merely

given to a statue in order to support the head, for the legs

and body might be any legs and any body, would it not be

wise to be satisfied with the head only? This would be a

great saving, and though the sculptor would get less for a

head than for a head with body and legs to it, he would have

more heads to make. This is a hint, which I throw out by the

way, for the consideration of committees who sit on

statues, by which I mean men who sit together to talk about

a thing of which most of them know nothing.

"When the negroes of Africa have been brought to the same

state of civilization as the white man, they will make

statues and set them up in public; and as we who are white

make black statues, they who are black will of course make

white statues.

"Can anybody say what sin Dr. Jenner committed for which he

does perpetual penance, not in white, but in black, his face

black and his hands too, seated in the most public part of

London, fixed to his chair, with no hope of rising from it?

"This seated figure might be anybody. I see nothing by which

I recognize Dr. Jenner; to say nothing of a cow, there is

not even a calf by his side, with the benevolent physician's

hand on the animal.

"I cannot approve of a seated black statue in the open

air--a black man sitting, and no more.

"I sincerely pity our seated gentlemen in London, poor

Cartwright, who looks like an old cobbler on his stool, and

Fox, worse treated still, blanket-dressed, fat and black. No

wonder some shortsighted man from the new Confederate States

once took Fox for a negro woman, the emblem of British

philanthropy and a memorial of the abolition of the slave

trade.

"The only beasts on which we can now place our heroes are

horses. I may be wrong in my opinion, but I see no beauty in

a horse standing still and a man's legs dangling down from

the beast's back; nor do I think that the matter is mended

by the horse and rider being of colossal size, though they

ought to be larger than life. Perhaps we shall not have any

more of these statues; but is it impossible to remove those

that we have?

"As we are a fighting people, we have been great makers of

statues of fighting men. We put them even in churches. This

reminds that when the time shall come for finishing and

adorning the inside of St. Paul's, there will be an enormous

quantity of old stone to dispose of, which is now in the

shape of generals, captains, admirals, lions and other

animals.

"It is singular, or it is not singular, I can't say which,

that we who box, wrestle, run and in many ways work our

bodies, more than any other nation, have not employed our

sculptors to immortalize our athletic heroes. Some of them

would make good subjects for the artist. He might strip the

boxer or runner naked, if he liked, and exhibit his art in

the representation of strength and beauty of form. I have

some misgivings about the faces of boxers, which are not

remarkable for beauty, but the artist may improve them a

little without destroying the likeness; and besides, in a

naked figure we look less at the face than at the body and

limbs. The champion of England would certainly have had a

statue by Lysippus or some artist as good, if he had been

lucky enough to live in ancient times.... We shall, of

course, want a place to put these statues in, for we may be

sure they will not get into the churches, which are only

made for statues of fighting men who have killed somebody or

ordered somebody to kill somebody.

"I could go on much longer, but I don't choose. I write to

amuse myself, and also to instruct, and when I am tired, I

stop. I see no reason why I should exhaust the subject. I

should only be giving my ideas to people who have none, who

make a reputation out of other folks' brains, who pounce on

anything that they find ready to their hand, and flood us

with books made only to sell."

It is already, I imagine, abundantly clear that Long would not have much

liked many things that we do to-day. Writing of "Place and Power," he

says: "At that very distant time when all members of Parliament shall be

Andrew Marvells and will live on two hundred a year, poor men may do our

business for us; but for the present I prefer men who are rich enough to

live without the profits of place. I wish somebody would move for a

return of all the visible and invisible means of support which every

member of the Commons has. I want to know how much every man in the

House receives of public money, whether he is soldier, sailor,

place-holder, sinecurist, or anything else; and also how much he has by

the year of his own." Elsewhere he says: "There is no occasion to print

any more sermons.... I have always wondered why so much is written on

the doctrines and principles of Christianity and on good living, when we

have it done long ago in a few books which we all refer to as our

authority." And this is good: "I wish Euclid could have secured a

perpetual copyright. It might have helped the finances of the Greeks."

But I am not proposing to dissect Long's essays; it is the fine rebuke

to an American publisher that I want to bring to your notice, for there

Long's habitual serenity takes an edge. His protest runs thus:

"I have been informed that an American publisher has printed

the first edition of this translation of M. Antoninus. I do

not grudge him his profit, if he has made any. There may be

many men and women in the United States who will be glad to

read the thoughts of the Roman Emperor. If the American

politicians, as they are called, would read them also, I

should be much pleased, but I do not think the emperor's

morality would suit their taste.

"I have also been informed that the American publisher has

dedicated this translation to an American. I have no

objection to the book being dedicated to an American, but in

doing this without my consent the publisher has transgressed

the bounds of decency. I have never dedicated a book to any

man, and if I dedicated this, I should choose the man whose

name seemed to me most worthy to be joined to that of the

Roman soldier and philosopher. I might dedicate the book to

the successful general who is now the President of the

United States, with the hope that his integrity and justice

will restore peace and happiness, so far as he can, to those

unhappy States which have suffered so much from war and the

unrelenting hostility of wicked men.

"But, as the Roman poet said,

Victrix causa Deis placuit, sed victa Catoni;

and if I dedicated this little book to any man, I would

dedicate it to him who led the Confederate armies against

the powerful invader, and retired from an unequal contest

defeated, but not dishonoured; to the noble Virginian

soldier, whose talents and virtues place him by the side of

the best and wisest man who sat on the throne of the

Imperial Cæsars.--GEORGE LONG."

That is excellent prose, is it not? The general to whom Long would

dedicate the edition was Robert Edward Lee, who had then become head of

the Washington College and survived only until 1870. The President at

the time that Long wrote was General Grant, to whom Lee surrendered.

One or two anecdotes of Long which have recently come my way would alone

convince me, apart from the evidence of his record and his writings,

that here was a very sterling and very independent "character" of whom

much more should be known. Some day I hope to know more. Meanwhile I

relate one of the stories. An appeal for cast-off clothing for the poor

clergy being made, some one took the line that such an appeal was _infra

dig_. Long smoked, pondered, and thus delivered himself: "But is it not

paramount that these gentlemen should have trousers?"

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