II. THE NEW BOOK OF BEAUTY

A hundred years ago the Books of Beauty had line engravings by Charles

Heath, and long-necked, ringleted ladies looked wistfully or simperingly

at you. I have several examples: _Caskets_, _Albums_, _Keepsakes_. The

new Book of Beauty has a very different title. It is called _The

Pekingese_, and is the revised edition for 1914.

The book is different in other ways too. The steel engravers having long

since all died of starvation, here are photographs only, in large

numbers, and (strange innovation!) there are more of gentlemen than of

ladies. For this preponderance there is a good commercial reason, as any

student of the work will quickly discover, for we are now entering a

sphere of life where the beauty of the sterner sex (if so severe a word

can be applied to such sublimation of everything that is soft and

voluptuous and endearing) is more considered than that of the other.

Beautiful ladies are here in some profusion, but the first place is for

beautiful and guinea-earning gentlemen.

In the old Books of Beauty one could make a choice. There was always one

lady supremely longer-necked, more wistful or more simpering than the

others. But in this new Book of Beauty one turns the pages only to be

more perplexed. The embarrassment of riches is too embarrassing. I have

been through the work a score of times and am still wondering on whom my

affections and admiration are most firmly fixed.

How to play the part of Paris where all the competitors have some

irresistibility, as all have of either sex? Once I thought that Wee Mo

of Westwood was my heart's chiefest delight, "a flame-red little dog

with black mask and ear-fringes, profuse coat and featherings, flat wide

skull, short flat face, short bowed legs and well-shaped body." But then

I turned back to Broadoak Beetle and on to Broadoak Cirawanzi, and

Young Beetle, and Nanking Fo, and Ta Fo of Greystones, and Petshé Ah

Wei, and Hay Ch'ah of Toddington, and that superb Sultanic creature,

King Rudolph of Ruritania, and Champion Howbury Ming, and Su Eh of

Newnham, and King Beetle of Minden, and Champion Hu Hi, and Mo Sho, and

that rich red dog, Buddha of Burford. And having chosen these I might

just as well scratch out their names and write others, for every male

face in this book is a poem.

The ladies, as I have said, are in the minority, for the obvious reason

that these little disdainful distinguished gentlemen figure here as

potential fathers, with their fees somewhat indelicately named: since

there's husbandry on earth as well as in heaven.

Such ladies as are here are here for their beauty alone and are beyond

price. Among them I note with especial joy Yiptse of Chinatown, Mandarin

Marvel, who "inherits the beautiful front of her sire, Broadoak Beetle";

Lavender of Burton-on-Dee, "fawn, with black mask"; Chi-Fa of

Alderbourne, "a most charming and devoted little companion"; Yeng Loo of

Ipsley; Detlong Mo-li of Alderbourne, one of the "beautiful red

daughters of Wong-ti of Alderbourne," Champion Chaou Chingur, of whom

her owner says that "in quaintness and individuality and in loving

disposition she is unequalled," and is also "quite a 'woman of the

world,' very _blasée_ and also very punctilious in trifles"; Pearl of

Cotehele, "bright red, with beautiful back"; E-Wo Tu T'su; Berylune Tzu

Hsi Chu; Ko-ki of Radbourne and Siddington Fi-fi.

Every now and then there is an article in the papers asking and

answering the question, What is the greatest benefit that has come to

mankind in the past half-century? The answer is usually the camera, or

matches, or the Marconi system, or the cinema, or the pianola, or the

turbine, or the Röntgen rays, or the telephone, or the bicycle, or Lord

Northcliffe, or the motor-car. Always something utilitarian or

scientific. But why should we not say at once that it was the

introduction of Pekingese spaniels into England from China? Because that

is the truth.

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