BY CAROLYN WELLS

Once upon a time there were two Prisoners at the bar, who endeavored to

plead for themselves with Tact and Wisdom.

One concealed certain Facts prejudicial to his Cause; upon which the

Judge said: "If you had Confessed the Truth it would have Biased me in

your Favor; as it is, I Condemn you to Punishment."

The other stated his Case with absolute Truth and Sincerity, concealing

Nothing; and the result was that he was Condemned for his Misdemeanors.

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