BY JAMES WHITCOMB RILEY

Ponchus Pilut _used_ to be

1st a _Slave_, an' now he's _free_.

Slaves wuz on'y ist before

The War wuz--an' _ain't_ no more.

He works on our place fer us,--

An' comes here--_sometimes_ he does.

He shocks corn an' shucks it.--An'

He makes hominy "by han'!"--

Wunst he bringed us some, one trip,

Tied up in a piller-slip:

Pa says, when Ma cooked it, "MY!

This-here's gooder'n you _buy_!"

Ponchus _pats_ fer me an' sings;

An' he says most _funny_ things!

Ponchus calls a dish a "_deesh_"--

Yes, an' _he_ calls fishes "_feesh_"!

When Ma want him eat wiv us

He says, "'Skuse me--'deed you mus'!--

Ponchus know good manners, Miss.--

He aint eat wher' White-folks is!"

'Lindy takes _his_ dinner out

Wher' he's workin'--roun' about.--

Wunst he et his dinner, spread

In our ole wheel-borry-bed.

_Ponchus Pilut_ says "_'at's_ not

His _right_ name,--an' done fergot

What his _sho'-nuff_ name is now--

An' don' matter none _no_how!"

Yes, an' Ponchus he'ps Pa, too,

When our _butcherin's_ to do,

An' scalds hogs--an' says "Take care

'Bout it, er you'll _set the hair_!"

Yes, an' out in our back-yard

He he'ps 'Lindy rendur lard;

An', wite in the fire there, he

Roast' a pig-tail wunst fer me.--

An' ist nen th'ole tavurn-bell

Rung, down town, an' he says "Well!--

Hear dat! _Lan' o' Canaan_, Son,

Aint dat bell say '_Pig-tail done!_'

--'_Pig-tail done!

Go call Son!--

Tell dat

Chile dat

Pig-tail done!_'"

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