CHAPTER IV--SALERATUS JOE

Neale O'Neil knew very well that he could not satisfy everybody--least of

all the rattlesnake.

Mrs. Heard did not want her S.P.C.A. sensibilities hurt; Agnes wanted

him to drive on; Ruth wished him to dodge the coiled rattler. As for

getting out and "coaxing it to move on" with a stick, Neale had no such

intention.

He tried starting slowly to see if the serpent would be frightened and

open the way for the passage of the car. But the rattler instantly

coiled and sprang twice at the hood. The second time it sank its fangs

into the left front tire.

"Cricky!" gasped Neale. "They say you swell all up when one of those

things injects poison into you; but I don't believe that tire will swell

any more than it is."

"Don't make fun!" groaned Agnes. "Suppose it should jump into the car?"

"If we only had a gun," began Neale.

"Well, I hope you haven't, young man," cried Mrs. Heard. "I'm deadly

afraid of firearms."

"Don't get out of the car, Neale," begged Agnes, clasping her hands.

"Try to back away from it," suggested Ruth.

The smaller girls clung to each other (Dot determinedly to the

Alice-doll, as well), and, although they did not say much, they were

frightened. Tess whispered:

"Oh, dear me! I'm 'fraid enough of the wriggling fish-worms that Sammy

digs in our garden. And this snake is a hundred times as big!"

"And fish-worms don't shoot people with their tongues, do they?"

suggested Dot.

Just at that very moment, when the six-foot rattler had coiled to strike

again, there was a rattling and jangling of tinware from up the road.

There was a turn not far ahead, and the young folks could not see beyond

it.

"Goodness me!" exploded Agnes, "what's coming now?"

"Not another rattlesnake, I bet a cent--though it's some rattling,"

chuckled Neale O'Neil.

The heads of a pair of horses then appeared around the turn. They proved

to be drawing a tin-peddler's wagon, and over this rough piece of

driveway the wash-boilers, dishpans, kettles, pails, and a dozen other

articles of tin and agate-ware, were making more noise than the passage

of a battery of artillery.

Some scientists have pointed out that snakes--some snakes, at least--seem

to be hard of hearing. That could not have been so with the big

rattlesnake that had held up the Kenways and their automobile.

Before the Jewish peddler on the seat of the wagon could draw his

willing horses to a halt, the snake swiftly uncoiled and wriggled across

the road and into the bushes. All that was left to mark his recent

presence was a wavy mark in the dust.

"Vat's the madder?" called the peddler. "Ain't dere room to ged by?"

"Sure," said the relieved Neale. "Let me back a little and you pull out

to the right, and we'll be all right. We were held up by a snake."

The Jew (he was a little man with fiery hair and whiskers, and he had a

narrow-brimmed derby hat jammed down upon his head), seemed to study

over this answer of the boy for fully a minute. Then, as Neale was

steering the automobile slowly past his rig, he leaned sidewise and

asked, with a broad smile:

"I say, mister! Vat did you say stopped you?"

"A snake," declared Neale, grinning.

"Oy, oy! And that it iss yedt to drive one of them so benzine carts? No!

Mein horses iss petter. They are not afraid of snakes."

He still sat, without starting his team, thinking the surprising matter

over, when the automobile turned the curve in the road and struck better

going.

"Well!" ejaculated Agnes, "I only hope he stays there till that snake

comes out of the bushes again and climbs into his cart."

"My! how disagreeable you can be," returned Neale, laughing. "I don't

believe you'll get your wish, however."

"I'm glad we didn't run over that snake," declared Mrs. Heard, nodding

her head. "I'm opposed to killing any dumb creature."

"Then," suggested Dot, earnestly, "you must be like Mr. Seneca Sprague."

"Me? Like Seneca Sprague?" gasped the lady, yet rather amused. "I like

that!"

"Why, how can that be, Dot?" asked Ruth, rather puzzled herself, for

Seneca Sprague was a queer character who was thought by most Milton

people to be a little crazy.

"Why, he's a vegetablearian. And Mrs. Heard must be," announced Dot,

confidently, "if she doesn't believe in killing dumb beasts."

"There's logic for you!" exclaimed Neale. "Score one for Dot."

The lady laughed heartily. "I suppose I ought to be a 'vegetablearian'

if I'm not," she said. "I dunno as I could worship beasts the way some

of the ancients did; but I don't believe in killing them unnecessarily."

"_I_ know about some of the animal gods and goddesses the Greeks and

Egyptians used to worship," ventured Tess, who had not taken much part

in the conversation of late. "Did any of them worship snakes, do you

s'pose?"

"I believe some peoples did," Ruth told her.

"Oh, _I_ know about gods and goddesses," cried Dot, eagerly. "Our

teacher read about them--or, _some_ of them--only yesterday, in school."

"Well, Miss Know-it-all," said Agnes, good-naturedly, "what did you

learn about them?"

"I--I remember 'bout one named Ceres," said the smallest Corner House

girl, with corrugated brow, trying to remember what she had heard read.

"Well, what about her?" asked Agnes, encouragingly.

"What was Ceres the goddess of, honey?" pursued Ruth, as Dot still

hesitated.

"Why--why she was the goddess of dressmaking," declared the child, with

sudden conviction.

"Oh, oh, oh!" ejaculated Neale, under his breath.

"For goodness sake! where did you get _that_ idea?" demanded Ruth, while

Agnes and Mrs. Heard positively could not keep from laughing, and Tess

looked at her smaller sister with something like horror. "Why--Dot

Kenway!" she murmured.

"She is, too!" pouted Dot. "My teacher said so. She said Ceres was the

goddess of 'ripping and sewing.' Now, isn't that dressmaking?"

"Oh, cricky!" gasped Neale, and swerved the car to the left in his

emotion.

"Do be careful, Neale!" squealed Agnes.

"Yes. You'll have us into something," warned Ruth.

"Then put ear-muffs on me," groaned the boy. "That child will be the

death of me yet. 'Sowing and reaping'--'ripping and sewing'--wow!"

"Humph!" observed Agnes. "You needn't be the death of _us_ if she does

say something funny. _Do_ keep your mind on what you are about, Neale."

But Neale O'Neil was a careful driver. He was a sober boy, anyway, and

would never qualify in the joy-riding class, that was sure.

The remainder of the ride to Marchenell Grove was a jolly and enjoyable

one. They all liked Mrs. Heard more and more as they became better

acquainted with her. She seemed to know just how to get along with young

folk, and despite her stated suffragist and S.P.C.A. proclivities, even

Neale pronounced her "good fun."

The Grove was a very popular resort, and very large. Perhaps it was just

as well that Mrs. Heard was with the girls, for unexpectedly a situation

developed during the day that might have been really unpleasant had not

an older person--like the good and talkative lady--been with them.

There was a large party of picnickers that had come together and that

made one end of the grounds very lively. There was an orchestra with

them and they usurped the dancing pavilion. Not that Ruth or Agnes would

have danced here; neither Mr. Howbridge nor Mrs. MacCall would have

approved; nor did Mrs. Heard countenance dancing in such a public place.

But after they had all been out in boats on the river, and had eaten

their lunch, and enjoyed the swings, and strolled through the pleasant

paths of the Grove, it was only natural that the two older Kenways

should wish to see the dancing. They had no idea that the crowd about

the pavilion was rowdyish.

Neale was busy with the car in preparation for their return to Milton.

The little girls were watching him at work, and Mrs. Heard was resting

in the car, too. So Ruth and Agnes went alone down to the pavilion.

"Dear me," sighed Agnes. "I really wish we _could_ have just one spin on

the floor--just us two. That music makes my feet fairly _itch_."

"You will have to possess your soul with patience--or else scratch your

poor little feet," laughed her sister. "To think of your wanting to

dance _here_! I am afraid all these people--especially the boys--are not

nice."

"I don't care. I don't want to dance with _them_," pouted Agnes. "Only

with you. I just love to dance to this piece the orchestra is playing."

"Save it till next week's school dance," laughed Ruth. "Oh!"

Her startled ejaculation was brought out by the appearance of a strange

young man at her elbow. He was really not a nice looking fellow at all,

his face was unpleasantly freckled, and the corners of his lips and the

ends of the first three fingers of his right hand were stained deeply by

the use of cigarettes.

"Aft'noon!" said this stranger, affably. "Want a whirl? The floor's

fine--come on in."

Agnes, who was much more timid in reality than she usually appeared,

shrank from the fellow, trying to draw Ruth with her.

"Let the kid wait for us," suggested the freckled young man, leering

good-naturedly enough at Agnes, and probably not at all aware that he

was distasteful to the Kenway girls. "We can have one whirl."

"I am much obliged to you," Ruth said, rather falteringly. "I would

rather not."

"Aw, say--just a turn. Don't throw me down," said the fellow, his eyes

becoming suddenly hard and the smile beginning to disappear from his

face.

"No, thank you. Neither my sister nor I wish to dance here," said Ruth,

growing bolder--and more indignant.

"Don't tell me you don't know how to dance?" growled the freckled one.

"I don't tell you anything, but that we do not wish to dance," and Ruth

tried to turn away from him.

The fellow stepped directly in their path. They were just on the fringe

of loiterers about the pavilion. Agnes clapped a hand upon her lips to

keep from screaming.

"Aw, come on," said the fellow, laying a detaining hand upon Ruth's arm.

Then something very unexpected, but very welcome, happened. Mrs. Heard,

seeing a hand's breadth of cloud in the sky and fearing a thunder storm,

had sent Neale O'Neil scurrying for the girls. He came to the spot

before this affair could go any farther.

"Hullo!" he exclaimed, sharply. "What's this?"

"This--this gentleman," said Ruth, faintly, "offers to dance with me, but

I tell him 'no.'"

"What are _you_ butting in for, kid?" demanded the freckled young

fellow, thrusting his jaw forward in an ugly manner. But he took his

hand from Ruth's arm.

Neale said to the girls, quite quietly though his eyes flashed:

"Mrs. Heard wants you to come back to the car at once. Please hurry."

"Say! I don't get you," began the rough again.

"You will in a moment," Neale shot at him. "Go away, girls!"

Agnes did not want to go now; but Ruth saw it would be better and she

fairly dragged her sister away.

"Neale will be hurt!" moaned Agnes, all the way to the car. "That awful

rowdy has friends, of course."

What really happened to Neale the girls never knew, for he would not

talk about it. Trained from his very babyhood as an acrobat, the

ex-circus boy would be able to give a good account of himself if it came

to fisticuffs with the freckled-faced fellow. Although the latter was

considerably older and taller than Neale, the way he had lived had not

hardened his muscles and made him quick of eye and foot or handy with

his fists.

Perhaps Neale did not fight at all. At least he came back to the car

without a mark upon him and without even having had his clothes ruffled.

All he said in answer to the excited questions of the girls was:

"That's a fellow called Saleratus Joe. You can tell why--his face with

all those yellow freckles looks like an old fashioned saleratus biscuit.

He belongs in Milton. I've seen him before. He isn't much better than a

saloon lounger."

"Goodness me!" exclaimed Mrs. Heard. "Saleratus Joe is one of the

fellows who my nephew thinks stole his automobile. I must tell him that

we saw the fellow. Perhaps the car can be traced after all."

"Through Saleratus Joe?" said Neale O'Neil. "Well--maybe."

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