FRAU FISCHER

Frau Fischer was the fortunate possessor of a candle factory somewhere

on the banks of the Eger, and once a year she ceased from her labours

to make a “cure” in Dorschausen, arriving with a dress-basket neatly

covered in a black tarpaulin and a hand-bag. The latter contained

amongst her handkerchiefs, eau de Cologne, toothpicks, and a certain

woollen muffler very comforting to the “magen,” samples of her skill in

candle-making, to be offered up as tokens of thanksgiving when her

holiday time was over.

Four of the clock one July afternoon she appeared at the Pension

Müller. I was sitting in the arbour and watched her bustling up the

path followed by the red-bearded porter with her dress-basket in his

arms and a sunflower between his teeth. The widow and her five innocent

daughters stood tastefully grouped upon the steps in appropriate

attitudes of welcome; and the greetings were so long and loud that I

felt a sympathetic glow.

“What a journey!” cried the Frau Fischer. “And nothing to eat in the

train—nothing solid. I assure you the sides of my stomach are flapping

together. But I must not spoil my appetite for dinner—just a cup of

coffee in my room. Bertha,” turning to the youngest of the five, “how

changed! What a bust! Frau Hartmann, I congratulate you.”

Once again the Widow seized Frau Fischer’s hands. “Kathi, too, a

splendid woman; but a little pale. Perhaps the young man from Nürnberg

is here again this year. How you keep them all I don’t know. Each year

I come expecting to find you with an empty nest. It’s surprising.”

Frau Hartmann, in an ashamed, apologetic voice: “We are such a happy

family since my dear man died.”

“But these marriages—one must have courage; and after all, give them

time, they all make the happy family bigger—thank God for that.... Are

there many people here just now?”

“Every room engaged.”

Followed a detailed description in the hall, murmured on the stairs,

continued in six parts as they entered the large room (windows opening

upon the garden) which Frau Fischer occupied each successive year. I

was reading the “Miracles of Lourdes,” which a Catholic priest—fixing a

gloomy eye upon my soul—had begged me to digest; but its wonders were

completely routed by Frau Fischer’s arrival. Not even the white roses

upon the feet of the Virgin could flourish in that atmosphere.

“... It was a simple shepherd-child who pastured her flocks upon the

barren fields....”

Voices from the room above: “The washstand has, of course, been

scrubbed over with soda.”

“... Poverty-stricken, her limbs with tattered rags half covered....”

“Every stick of the furniture has been sunning in the garden for three

days. And the carpet we made ourselves out of old clothes. There is a

piece of that beautiful flannel petticoat you left us last summer.”

“... Deaf and dumb was the child; in fact, the population considered

her half idiot....”

“Yes, that is a new picture of the Kaiser. We have moved the

thorn-crowned one of Jesus Christ out into the passage. It was not

cheerful to sleep with. Dear Frau Fischer, won’t you take your coffee

out in the garden?”

“That is a very nice idea. But first I must remove my corsets and my

boots. Ah, what a relief to wear sandals again. I am needing the ‘cure’

very badly this year. My nerves! I am a mass of them. During the entire

journey I sat with my handkerchief over my head, even while the guard

collected the tickets. Exhausted!”

She came into the arbour wearing a black and white spotted

dressing-gown, and a calico cap peaked with patent leather, followed by

Kathi, carrying the little blue jugs of malt coffee. We were formally

introduced. Frau Fischer sat down, produced a perfectly clean pocket

handkerchief and polished her cup and saucer, then lifted the lid of

the coffee-pot and peered in at the contents mournfully.

“Malt coffee,” she said. “Ah, for the first few days I wonder how I can

put up with it. Naturally, absent from home one must expect much

discomfort and strange food. But as I used to say to my dear husband:

with a clean sheet and a good cup of coffee I can find my happiness

anywhere. But now, with nerves like mine, no sacrifice is too terrible

for me to make. What complaint are you suffering from? You look

exceedingly healthy!”

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