A MATTER OF FACT.

And if ye doubt the tale I tell,

Steer through the South Pacific swell;

Go where the branching coral hives

Unending strife of endless lives,

Where, leagued about the 'wildered boat,

The rainbow jellies fill and float;

And, lilting where the laver lingers,

The starfish trips on all her fingers;

Where, 'neath his myriad spines ashock,

The sea-egg ripples down the rock;

An orange wonder dimly guessed,

From darkness where the cuttles rest,

Moored o'er the darker deeps that hide

The blind white Sea-snake and his bride

Who, drowsing, nose the long-lost ships

Let down through darkness to their lips.

_The Palms_.

Once a priest, always a priest; once a mason, always a mason; but

once a journalist, always and for ever a journalist.

There were three of us, all newspaper men, the only passengers on a

little tramp steamer that ran where her owners told her to go. She

had once been in the Bilbao iron ore business, had been lent to the

Spanish Government for service at Manilla; and was ending her days in

the Cape Town coolie-trade, with occasional trips to Madagascar and

even as far as England. We found her going to Southampton in ballast,

and shipped in her because the fares were nominal. There was Keller,

of an American paper, on his way back to the States from palace

executions in Madagascar; there was a burly half-Dutchman, called

Zuyland, who owned and edited a paper up country near Johannesburg;

and there was myself, who had solemnly put away all journalism,

vowing to forget that I had ever known the difference between an

imprint and a stereo advertisement.

Ten minutes after Keller spoke to me, as the _Rathmines_ cleared Cape

Town, I had forgotten the aloofness I desired to feign, and was in

heated discussion on the immorality of expanding telegrams beyond a

certain fixed point. Then Zuyland came out of his cabin, and we were

all at home instantly, because we were men of the same profession

needing no introduction. We annexed the boat formally, broke open the

passengers' bath-room door--on the Manilla lines the Dons do not

wash--cleaned out the orange peel and cigar-ends at the bottom of the

bath, hired a Lascar to shave us throughout the voyage, and then

asked each other's names.

Three ordinary men would have quarrelled through sheer boredom before

they reached Southampton. We, by virtue of our craft, were anything

but ordinary men. A large percentage of the tales of the world, the

thirty-nine that cannot be told to ladies and the one that can, are

common property coming of a common stock. We told them all, as a

matter of form, with all their local and specific variants which are

surprising. Then came, in the intervals of steady card-play, more

personal histories of adventure and things seen and suffered: panics

among white folk, when the blind terror ran from man to man on the

Brooklyn Bridge, and the people crushed each other to death they knew

not why; fires, and faces that opened and shut their mouths horribly

at red-hot window frames; wrecks in frost and snow, reported from the

sleet-sheathed rescue-tug at the risk of frost-bite; long rides after

diamond thieves; skirmishes on the veldt and in municipal committees

with the Boers; glimpses of lazy tangled Cape politics and the

mule-rule in the Transvaal; card-tales, horse-tales, woman-tales, by

the score and the half hundred; till the first mate, who had seen

more than us all put together, but lacked words to clothe his tales

with, sat open-mouthed far into the dawn.

When the tales were done we picked up cards till a curious hand or a

chance remark made one or other of us say, 'That reminds me of a man

who--or a business which--' and the anecdotes would continue while

the _Rathmines_ kicked her way northward through the warm water.

In the morning of one specially warm night we three were sitting

immediately in front of the wheel-house, where an old Swedish

boatswain whom we called 'Frithiof the Dane' was at the wheel,

pretending that he could not hear our stories. Once or twice Frithiof

spun the spokes curiously, and Keller lifted his head from a long

chair to ask, 'What is it? Can't you get any steerage-way on her?'

'There is a feel in the water,' said Frithiof, 'that I cannot

understand. I think that we run downhills or somethings. She steers

bad this morning.'

Nobody seems to know the laws that govern the pulse of the big

waters. Sometimes even a landsman can tell that the solid ocean is

atilt, and that the ship is working herself up a long unseen slope;

and sometimes the captain says, when neither full steam nor fair

wind justifies the length of a day's run, that the ship is sagging

downhill; but how these ups and downs come about has not yet been

settled authoritatively.

'No, it is a following sea,' said Frithiof; 'and with a following

sea you shall not get good steerage-way.'

The sea was as smooth as a duck-pond, except for a regular oily

swell. As I looked over the side to see where it might be following

us from, the sun rose in a perfectly clear sky and struck the water

with its light so sharply that it seemed as though the sea should

clang like a burnished gong. The wake of the screw and the little

white streak cut by the log-line hanging over the stern were the only

marks on the water as far as eye could reach.

Keller rolled out of his chair and went aft to get a pineapple from

the ripening stock that was hung inside the after awning.

'Frithiof, the log-line has got tired of swimming. It's coming

home,' he drawled.

'What?' said Frithiof, his voice jumping several octaves.

'Coming home,' Keller repeated, leaning over the stern. I ran to his

side and saw the log-line, which till then had been drawn tense over

the stern railing, slacken, loop, and come up off the port quarter.

Frithiof called up the speaking tube to the bridge, and the bridge

answered, 'Yes, nine knots.' Then Frithiof spoke again, and the

answer was, 'What do you want of the skipper?' and Frithiof bellowed,

'Call him up.'

By this time Zuyland, Keller, and myself had caught something of

Frithiof's excitement, for any emotion on shipboard is most

contagious. The captain ran out of his cabin, spoke to Frithiof,

looked at the log-line, jumped on the bridge, and in a minute we

felt the steamer swing round as Frithiof turned her.

''Going back to Cape Town?' said Keller.

Frithiof did not answer, but tore away at the wheel. Then he beckoned

us three to help, and we held the wheel down till the _Rathmines_

answered it, and we found ourselves looking into the white of our own

wake, with the still oily sea tearing past our bows, though we were

not going more than half steam ahead.

The captain stretched out his arm from the bridge and shouted. A

minute later I would have given a great deal to have shouted too, for

one-half of the sea seemed to shoulder itself above the other half,

and came on in the shape of a hill. There was neither crest, comb,

nor curl-over to it; nothing but black water with little waves

chasing each other about the flanks. I saw it stream past and on a

level with the _Rathmines_' bow-plates before the steamer hove up

her bulk to rise, and I argued that this would be the last of all

earthly voyages for me. Then we lifted for ever and ever and ever,

till I heard Keller saying in my ear, 'The bowels of the deep, good

Lord!' and the _Rathmines_ stood poised, her screw-racing and

drumming on the slope of a hollow that stretched downwards for a good

half-mile.

We went down that hollow, nose under for the most part, and the air

smelt wet and muddy, like that of an emptied aquarium. There was a

second hill to climb; I saw that much: but the water came aboard and

earned me aft till it jammed me against the wheel-house door, and

before I could catch breath or clear my eyes again we were rolling to

and fro in torn water, with the scuppers pouring like eaves in a

thunderstorm.

'There were three waves,' said Keller; 'and the stokehold's flooded.'

The firemen were on deck waiting, apparently, to be drowned.

The engineer came and dragged them below, and the crew, gasping,

began to work the clumsy Board of Trade pump. That showed nothing

serious, and when I understood that the _Rathmines_ was really on the

water, and not beneath it, I asked what had happened.

'The captain says it was a blow-up under the sea--a volcano,' said

Keller.

'It hasn't warmed anything,' I said. I was feeling bitterly cold, and

cold was almost unknown in those waters. I went below to change my

clothes, and when I came up everything was wiped out in clinging

white fog.

'Are there going to be any more surprises?' said Keller to the

captain.

'I don't know. Be thankful you are alive, gentlemen. That's a tidal

wave thrown up by a volcano. Probably the bottom of the sea has been

lifted a few feet somewhere or other. I can't quite understand this

cold spell. Our sea-thermometer says the surface water is 44°, and

it should be 68° at least.'

'It's abominable,' said Keller, shivering. 'But hadn't you better

attend to the fog-horn? It seems to me that I heard something.'

'Heard! Good heavens!' said the captain from the bridge, 'I should

think you did.' He pulled the string of our fog-horn, which was a

weak one. It sputtered and choked, because the stoke-hold was full of

water and the fires were half drowned, and at last gave out a moan.

It was answered from the fog by one of the most appalling steam

sirens I have ever heard. Keller turned as white as I did, for the

fog, the cold fog, was upon us, and any man may be forgiven for

fearing a death he cannot see.

'Give her steam there!' said the captain to the engine-room. 'Steam

for the whistle, if we have to go dead slow.'

We bellowed again, and the damp dripped off the awnings on to the

deck as we listened for the reply. It seemed to be astern this time,

but much nearer than before.

'The _Pembroke Castle_ on us!' said Keller; and then, viciously,

'Well, thank God, we shall sink her too.'

'It's a side-wheel steamer,' I whispered. 'Can't you hear the

paddles?'

This time we whistled and roared till the steam gave out, and the

answer nearly deafened us. There was a sound of frantic threshing in

the water, apparently about fifty yards away, and something shot past

in the whiteness that looked as though it were gray and red.

'The _Pembroke Castle_ bottom up,' said Keller, who, being a

journalist, always sought for explanations. 'That's the colours of a

Castle liner. We're in for a big thing.'

'The sea is bewitched,' said Frithiof from the wheel-house. 'There

are _two_ steamers!'

Another siren sounded on our bow, and the little steamer rolled in

the wash of something that had passed unseen.

'We're evidently in the middle of a fleet,' said Keller quietly. 'If

one doesn't run us down, the other will. Phew! What in creation is

that?'

I sniffed, for there was a poisonous rank smell in the cold air--a

smell that I had smelt before.

'If I was on land I should say that it was an alligator. It smells

like musk,' I answered.

'Not ten thousand alligators could make that smell' said Zuyland; 'I

have smelt them.'

'Bewitched! Bewitched!' said Frithiof. 'The sea she is turned upside

down, and we are walking along the bottom.'

Again the _Rathmines_ rolled in the wash of some unseen ship, and a

silver-gray wave broke over the bow, leaving on the deck a sheet of

sediment--the gray broth that has its place in the fathomless deeps

of the sea. A sprinkling of the wave fell on my face, and it was so

cold that it stung as boiling water stings. The dead and most

untouched deep water of the sea had been heaved to the top by the

submarine volcano--the chill still water that kills all life and

smells of desolation and emptiness. We did not need either the

blinding fog or that indescribable smell of musk to make us

unhappy--we were shivering with cold and wretchedness where we stood.

'The hot air on the cold water makes this fog,' said the captain; 'it

ought to clear in a little time.'

'Whistle, oh! whistle, and let's get out of it,' said Keller.

The captain whistled again, and far and far astern the invisible twin

steam-sirens answered us. Their blasting shriek grew louder, till at

last it seemed to tear out of the fog just above our quarter, and I

cowered while the _Rathmines_ plunged bows under on a double swell

that crossed.

'No more,' said Frithiof, 'it is not good any more. Let us get away,

in the name of God.'

'Now if a torpedo-boat with a _City of Paris_ siren went mad and

broke her moorings and hired a friend to help her, it's just

conceivable that we might be carried as we are now. Otherwise this

thing is----'

The last words died on Keller's lips, his eyes began to start from

his head, and his jaw fell. Some six or seven feet above the port

bulwarks, framed in fog, and as utterly unsupported as the full moon,

hung a Face. It was not human, and it certainly was not animal, for

it did not belong to this earth as known to man. The mouth was open,

revealing a ridiculously tiny tongue--as absurd as the tongue of an

elephant; there were tense wrinkles of white skin at the angles of

the drawn lips, white feelers like those of a barbel sprung from the

lower jaw, and there was no sign of teeth within the mouth. But the

horror of the face lay in the eyes, for those were sightless--white,

in sockets as white as scraped bone, and blind. Yet for all this the

face, wrinkled as the mask of a lion is drawn in Assyrian sculpture,

was alive with rage and terror. One long white feeler touched our

bulwarks. Then the face disappeared with the swiftness of a blindworm

popping into its burrow, and the next thing that I remember is my own

voice in my own ears, saying gravely to the mainmast, 'But the

air-bladder ought to have been forced out of its mouth, you know.'

Keller came up to me, ashy white. He put his hand into his pocket,

took a cigar, bit it, dropped it, thrust his shaking thumb into his

mouth and mumbled, 'The giant gooseberry and the raining frogs! Gimme

a light--gimme a light! Say, gimme a light. A little bead of blood

dropped from his thumb-joint.

I respected the motive, though the manifestation was absurd. 'Stop,

you'll bite your thumb off,' I said, and Keller laughed brokenly as

he picked up his cigar. Only Zuyland, leaning over the port bulwarks,

seemed self-possessed. He declared later that he was very sick.

'We've seen it,' he said, turning round. 'That is it.'

'What?' said Keller, chewing the unlighted cigar.

As he spoke the fog was blown into shreds, and we saw the sea, gray

with mud, rolling on every side of us and empty of all life. Then in

one spot it bubbled and became like the pot of ointment that the

Bible speaks of. From that wide-ringed trouble the Thing came up--a

gray and red Thing with a neck--a Thing that bellowed and writhed in

pain. Frithiof drew in his breath and held it till the red letters of

the ship's name, woven across his jersey, straggled and opened out as

though they had been type badly set. Then he said with a little cluck

in his throat, 'Ah me! It is blind. _Hur illa_! That thing is blind,'

and a murmur of pity went through us all, for we could see that the

thing on the water was blind and in pain. Something had gashed and

cut the great sides cruelly and the blood was spurting out. The gray

ooze of the undermost sea lay in the monstrous wrinkles of the back,

and poured away in sluices. The blind white head flung back and

battered the wounds, and the body in its torment rose clear of the

red and gray waves till we saw a pair of quivering shoulders streaked

with weed and rough with shells, but as white in the clear spaces as

the hairless, maneless, blind, toothless head. Afterwards, came a dot

on the horizon and the sound of a shrill scream, and it was as though

a shuttle shot all across the sea in one breath, and a second head

and neck tore through the levels, driving a whispering wall of water

to right and left. The two Things met--the one untouched and the

other in its death-throe--male and female, we said, the female

coming to the male. She circled round him bellowing, and laid her

neck across the curve of his great turtle-back, and he disappeared

under water for an instant, but flung up again, grunting in agony

while the blood ran. Once the entire head and neck shot clear of the

water and stiffened, and I heard Keller saying, as though he was

watching a street accident, 'Give him air. For God's sake, give him

air.' Then the death-struggle began, with crampings and twistings and

jerkings of the white bulk to and fro, till our little steamer rolled

again, and each gray wave coated her plates with the gray slime. The

sun was clear, there was no wind, and we watched, the whole

crew, stokers and all, in wonder and pity, but chiefly pity. The

Thing was so helpless, and, save for his mate, so alone. No human eye

should have beheld him; it was monstrous and indecent to exhibit him

there in trade waters between atlas degrees of latitude. He had been

spewed up, mangled and dying, from his rest on the sea-floor, where

he might have lived till the Judgment Day, and we saw the tides of

his life go from him as an angry tide goes out across rocks in the

teeth of a landward gale. His mate lay rocking on the water a little

distance off, bellowing continually, and the smell of musk came dawn

upon the ship making us cough.

At last the battle for life ended in a batter of coloured seas. We

saw the writhing neck fall like a flail, the carcase turn sideways,

showing the glint of a white belly and the inset of a gigantic hind

leg or flipper. Then all sank, and sea boiled over it, while the

mate swam round and round, darting her head in every direction.

Though we might have feared that she would attack the steamer, no

power on earth could have drawn any one of us from our places that

hour. We watched, holding our breaths. The mate paused in her search;

we could hear the wash beating along her sides; reared her neck as

high as she could reach, blind and lonely in all that loneliness of

the sea, and sent one desperate bellow booming across the swells as

an oyster-shell skips across a pond. Then she made off to the

westward, the sun shining on the white head and the wake behind it,

till nothing was left to see but a little pin point of silver on the

horizon. We stood on our course again; and the _Rathmines_, coated

with the sea-sediment from bow to stern, looked like a ship made gray

with terror.

* * * * *

'We must pool our notes,' was the first coherent remark from Keller.

'We're three trained journalists--we hold absolutely the biggest

scoop on record. Start fair.'

I objected to this. Nothing is gained by collaboration in journalism

when all deal with the same facts, so we went to work each according

to his own lights. Keller triple-headed his account, talked about our

'gallant captain,' and wound up with an allusion to American

enterprise in that it was a citizen of Dayton, Ohio, that had seen

the sea-serpent. This sort of thing would have discredited the

Creation, much more a mere sea tale, but as a specimen of the

picture-writing of a half-civilised people it was very interesting.

Zuyland took a heavy column and a half, giving approximate lengths

and breadths, and the whole list of the crew whom he had sworn on

oath to testify to his facts. There was nothing fantastic or

flamboyant in Zuyland. I wrote three-quarters of a leaded bourgeois

column, roughly speaking, and refrained from putting any journalese

into it for reasons that had begun to appear to me.

Keller was insolent with joy. He was going to cable from Southampton

to the New York _World_, mail his account to America on the same day,

paralyse London with his three columns of loosely knitted headlines,

and generally efface the earth. 'You'll see how I work a big scoop

when I get it,' he said.

'Is this your first visit to England?' I asked.

'Yes,' said he. 'You don't seem to appreciate the beauty of our

scoop. It's pyramidal--the death of the sea-serpent! Good heavens

alive, man, it's the biggest thing ever vouchsafed to a paper!'

'Curious to think that it will never appear in any paper, isn't it?

'I said.

Zuyland was near me, and he nodded quickly.

'What do you mean?' said Keller. 'If you're enough of a Britisher to

throw this thing away, I shan't. I thought you were a newspaper-man.'

'I am. That's why I know. Don't be an ass, Keller. Remember, I'm

seven hundred years your senior, and what your grandchildren may

learn five hundred years hence, I learned from my grandfathers about

five hundred years ago. You won't do it, because you can't.'

This conversation was held in open sea, where everything seems

possible, some hundred miles from Southampton. We passed the Needles

Light at dawn, and the lifting day showed the stucco villas on the

green and the awful orderliness of England--line upon line, wall upon

wall, solid stone dock and monolithic pier. We waited an hour in the

Customs shed, and there was ample time for the effect to soak in.

'Now, Keller, you face the music. The _Havel_ goes out to-day. Mail

by her, and I'll take you to the telegraph-office,' I said.

I heard Keller gasp as the influence of the land closed about him,

cowing him as they say Newmarket Heath cows a young horse unused to

open courses.

'I want to retouch my stuff. Suppose we wait till we get to London?'

he said.

Zuyland, by the way, had torn up his account and thrown it overboard

that morning early. His reasons were my reasons.

In the train Keller began to revise his copy, and every time that he

looked at the trim little fields, the red villas, and the embankments

of the line, the blue pencil plunged remorselessly through the slips.

He appeared to have dredged the dictionary for adjectives. I could

think of none that he had not used. Yet he was a perfectly sound

poker-player and never showed more cards than were sufficient to take

the pool.

'Aren't you going to leave him a single bellow?' I asked

sympathetically. 'Remember, everything goes in the States, from a

trouser-button to a double-eagle.'

'That's just the curse of it,' said Keller below his breath. 'We've

played 'em for suckers so often that when it comes to the golden

truth--I'd like to try this on a London paper. You have first call

there, though.'

'Not in the least. I'm not touching the thing in our papers. I shall

be happy to leave 'em all to you; but surely you'll cable it home?'

'No. Not if I can make the scoop here and see the Britishers sit up.'

'You won't do it with three columns of slushy headline, believe me.

They don't sit up as quickly as some people.'

'I'm beginning to think that too. Does _nothing_ make any difference

in this country?' he said, looking out of the window. 'How old is

that farmhouse?'

'New. It can't be more than two hundred years at the most.'

'Urn. Fields, too?'

'That hedge there must have been clipped for about eighty years.'

'Labour cheap--eh?'

'Pretty much. Well, I suppose you'd like to try the _Times_, wouldn't

you?'

'No,' said Keller, looking at Winchester Cathedral. ''Might as well

try to electrify a haystack. And to think that the _World_ would take

three columns and ask for more--with illustrations too! It's

sickening.'

'But the _Times_ might,' I began.

Keller flung his paper across the carriage, and it opened in its

austere majesty of solid type--opened with the crackle of an

encyclopædia.

'Might! You _might_ work your way through the bow-plates of a

cruiser. Look at that first page!'

'It strikes you that way, does it?' I said. 'Then I'd recommend you

to try a light and frivolous journal.'

'With a thing like this of mine--of ours? It's sacred history!'

I showed him a paper which I conceived would be after his own heart,

in that it was modelled on American lines.

'That's homey,' he said, 'but it's not the real thing. Now, I should

like one of these fat old _Times_ columns. Probably there'd be a

bishop in the office, though.'

When we reached London Keller disappeared in the direction of the

Strand. What his experiences may have been I cannot tell, but it

seems that he invaded the office of an evening paper at 11.45 a.m. (I

told him English editors were most idle at that hour), and mentioned

my name as that of a witness to the truth of his story.

'I was nearly fired out,' he said furiously at lunch. 'As soon as I

mentioned you, the old man said that I was to tell you that they

didn't want any more of your practical jokes, and that you knew the

hours to call if you had anything to sell, and that they'd see you

condemned before they helped to puff one of your infernal yarns in

advance. Say, what record do you hold for truth in this country,

anyway?'

'A beauty. You ran up against it, that's all. Why don't you leave the

English papers alone and cable to New York? Everything goes over

there.'

'Can't you see that's just why?' he repeated.

'I saw it a long time ago. You don't intend to cable then?'

'Yes, I do,' he answered, in the over-emphatic voice of one who does

not know his own mind.

That afternoon I walked him abroad and about, over the streets that

run between the pavements like channels of grooved and tongued lava,

over the bridges that are made of enduring stone, through subways

floored and sided with yard-thick concrete, between houses that are

never rebuilt, and by river steps hewn, to the eye, from the living

rock. A black fog chased us into Westminster Abbey, and, standing

there in the darkness, I could hear the wings of the dead centuries

circling round the head of Litchfield A. Keller, journalist, of

Dayton, Ohio, U.S.A., whose mission it was to make the Britishers sit

up.

He stumbled gasping into the thick gloom, and the roar of the traffic

came to his bewildered ears.

'Let's go to the telegraph-office and cable,' I said. 'Can't you hear

the New York _World_ crying for news of the great sea-serpent, blind,

white, and smelling of musk, stricken to death by a submarine

volcano, and assisted by his loving wife to die in mid-ocean, as

visualised by an American citizen, the breezy, newsy, brainy

newspaper man of Dayton, Ohio? 'Rah for the Buckeye State. Step

lively! Both gates! Szz! Boom! Aah!' Keller was a Princeton man, and

he seemed to need encouragement.

'You've got me on your own ground,' said he, tugging at his overcoat

pocket. He pulled out his copy, with the cable forms--for he had

written out his telegram--and put them all into my hand, groaning, 'I

pass. If I hadn't come to your cursed country--If I'd sent it off at

Southampton--If I ever get you west of the Alleghannies, if----'

'Never mind, Keller. It isn't your fault. It's the fault of your

country. If you had been seven hundred years older you'd have done

what I am going to do.'

'What are you going to do?'

'Tell it as a lie.'

'Fiction?' This with the full-blooded disgust of a journalist for the

illegitimate branch of the profession.

'You can call it that if you like. I shall call it a lie.'

And a lie it has become; for Truth is a naked lady, and if by

accident she is drawn up from the bottom of the sea, it behoves a

gentleman either to give her a print petticoat or to turn his face to

the wall and vow that he did not see.

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