CHAPTER XIV

BILLS PAYABLE

At six o’clock every morning Mr. Jeremiah Amidon’s alarm-clock sent

him trotting down the hall of his boarding-house to the bathroom for

an immersion in cold water. When he had carefully dressed himself, he

pulled weights for ten minutes, and thus refreshed and strengthened was

able to wring a smile from the saddest boarder at the breakfast table.

He now opened the office mail. No one knew who had conferred this

responsibility upon him; all that any one knew about the matter was

that Jerry got down first and had the job done usually by eight

o’clock. He did it well; there was no denying that. It was the only

way, he told Copeland, that you could keep track of the business.

He assumed also the task of replying to complaints of protesting

customers, and carried the replies to Copeland to sign. The errors,

omissions, and delays complained of became, under Jerry’s hand,

a matter of chagrin and personal grief to the head of the house.

These literary performances were in a key of cheerful raillery, made

possible by his knowledge of the domestic affairs or social habits of

the kicking customer. Where there was real ground for complaint and

the patron was a valued one, Jerry telegraphed an apology. Copeland

demurred at this.

“What if that fellow does get a damaged shipment occasionally?” said

Copeland, frowning over one of these messages; “he’s one of the slowest

customers on our list. It wouldn’t be any great calamity if we lost

him.”

“He’s slow all right,” Jerry admitted, “but he’s dead sure; and he has

an old uncle who owns about a section of the fattest bottom land on the

Wabash. When the old gent dies, Sam’s going to put up a building for

himself and build a drug store that will be more beautiful than Solomon

in full evening dress.”

“These old uncles never die,” observed Copeland dryly, handing back the

telegram.

“Sam’s will. He’s mostly paralyzed now and it won’t be long till we get

an order for a new stock. Sam was in town last week and talked over the

fittings for his new store. You’ll find seven dollars in my expense

account that covers victuals and drink I threw into Samuel; but I paid

for the tickets to the Creole Queens Burlesque out of my own pocket

so’s to bring down my average.”

“All right; let ’er go,” laughed Copeland.

No one else in the establishment ever joked with Copeland. His father

had been a melancholy dyspeptic; and the tradition of Farley’s bad

temper and profanity still caused the old employees to walk softly.

Copeland found Jerry’s freshness and cheek diverting. Jerry, by

imperceptible degrees, was infusing snap into the organization. And

Copeland knew that the house needed snap.

“About telegrams: I guess we do more telegraphing than any house on

the street!” Jerry informed him. “You can send a jolly by lightning

anywhere in Indiana for a quarter; and nothing tickles one of these

country fellows like getting a telegram.”

“You’ve got to consider the dignity of the house just a little bit; try

to remember that.”

“Our game,” replied Jerry confidently, “is to hold the business

we’ve got and get more. The old system’s played out. This isn’t the

only house that feels it,” he added consolingly. “Everybody’s got to

rustle these days. We’re conservative, of course, and deliver the

goods straight every time, but we must keep shooting pep into the

organization.”

Jerry had gone to the private office with one of his sugar letters, as

he called his propitiatory masterpieces, on the day after Copeland’s

meeting with Nan at the Kinneys’.

“By the way, Jerry,” said Copeland, as Amidon turned to go, “what’s

this joke you’ve put over in the Bigger Business Club? I didn’t tell

anybody I wanted to be president. I was never in the club-rooms but

once and that was to look at that billiard table I gave the boys.”

Jerry ran his finger round the inside of his collar and blinked

innocently.

“It was just an uprising of the people, Mr. Copeland. The boys had

to have you. You got two hundred votes, and Sears, of the Thornwood

Furniture Company, was the next man with only sixty-two.”

“You did that, you young scoundrel,” said Copeland good humoredly, “and

I suppose you gave ‘The News’ my picture to print in their account of

the hotly contested election!”

“No, sir; I only told the reporter where I thought he would find one.”

The Bigger Business Club was an organization of clerks and traveling

men, that offered luncheon and billiards and trade journals in a suite

of rooms in the Board of Trade Building. It took itself very seriously,

and was highly resolved to exercise its best endeavors in widening the

city’s markets. Incidentally the luncheon served at thirty cents was

the cheapest in town, and every other Saturday night during the winter

there was a smoker where such subjects as “Selling Propositions,” “The

Square Deal” and “Efficiency” were debated.

“Well, now that you’ve wished it on me, what am I going to do about it?”

“Your election scores one for the house and, of course, you’re going

to take the job. The directors meet once a month, and you’ll have to

attend some of the meetings; and you ought to turn out at a few of

the smokers, anyhow. It will help the boys a lot to have you show an

interest.”

Copeland’s face became serious. He swung round in his chair and stared

at the wall for a moment.

“You think I might do those young fellows some good, do you?” he

demanded bitterly. “Well, you seem to have a better opinion of me than

most people. I’m much obliged to you, Jerry. If you’re going up there

for lunch to-day I’ll go along.”

Copeland had ceased to be amused by Jerry’s personal devotion; there

was something the least bit pathetic in it. If any one else had taken

the trouble to make him president of a club of clerks and drummers he

would have scorned it,--but no one else would have taken the trouble!

He was satisfied of that.

Copeland was at last thoroughly sobered by his financial situation. For

two years the drug business had been losing steadily. Farley’s strong

hand was missed; in spite of his animosity toward Farley, Copeland

realized that his father’s old partner had been the real genius of the

business.

His original subscription of fifty thousand dollars for Kinney’s

cement stock had been increased from time to time in response to the

importunities of the sanguine and pushing Kinney until he now had three

hundred thousand dollars invested. The bank had declined to accept

his cement stock as collateral for the loan he was obliged to ask to

take up Farley’s notes and had insisted that he put up Copeland-Farley

stock, a demand with which he had reluctantly complied.

One hundred thousand dollars of paper in the Western National matured

on the 1st of November, only five days distant. Copeland was pondering

a formidable list of maturing obligations that afternoon when Eaton

appeared at the door of his private office. Copeland had never had

any business with Eaton. Though Eaton was defending Kinney’s patents,

Copeland had never attended any of their conferences and the lawyer’s

attenuated figure and serious countenance gave him a distinct shock.

It was possible, if not likely, that Farley had got wind of Nan’s

interview with him and had sent the lawyer with a warning that

Nan must be let alone. Eaton would be a likely choice for such an

errand--likelier than Thurston. Copeland had always found Eaton’s

gravity disconcerting; and to-day the lawyer seemed unusually sedate.

“Hope I haven’t chosen an unfortunate hour for my visit? I don’t have

much business down this way and I’m never sure when you men on the

street are busy.”

“Glad to see you at any time,” Copeland replied with a cordiality he

did not feel.

“We don’t seem to meet very often,” remarked Eaton. “I used to see you

at the University Club in old times, but you’ve been cutting us out

lately.”

“I don’t get there very often. The Hamilton is nearer the store and

it’s a little more convenient place to meet anybody you want to see.”

“I shall have to quit the University myself if the members don’t

stop napping in the library after luncheon,” remarked Eaton musingly.

“Rather a dim room, you remember? Only a few afternoons ago a fellow

was sprawled out on a divan sleeping sweetly and I sat down on

him--very annoying. The idea of gorging yourself so in the middle of

the day that you’ve got to sleep it off is depressing. I suppose we can

be undisturbed here for a few minutes?”

“Yes; we’re all right here,” Copeland assented with misgivings. He

thrust the list of accounts payable into a drawer, and waited for Eaton

to unfold himself.

“I come on a delicate matter, Copeland; business that is rather out of

my line.”

“I hoped you’d come to tell me we’d got a decision in the cement case.

It would cheer us a good deal to know that Kinney’s patents have been

sustained.”

“I’m sorry we haven’t got a decision yet. But I’m reasonably sure of

success there. If I hadn’t had faith in Kinney’s patents I shouldn’t

have undertaken to defend them. We ought to have a decision now very

shortly; any day, in fact.”

“Well, Kinney isn’t worrying; he’s been going ahead just as though his

rights were founded on rock.”

“I think they are. It might have been better policy not to extend the

business until we had clearance papers from the highest court, but

Kinney thought he ought to push on while the going’s good. He’s an

ambitious fellow, and the stuff he makes is in demand; but you know

more about that than I do.”

“To be frank about it, I’d be glad to clear out of it,” said Copeland.

“But I can’t desert him while his patents are in question--the stock’s

unsalable now, of course.”

“There was a time when we might have compromised those suits on fairly

good terms; but I advised Kinney against it. The responsibility of

making the fight is mine. And,” Eaton added with one of his rare

smiles, “I shall owe you all an apology if I get whipped.”

Copeland shrugged his shoulders. His uncertainty as to the nature of

Eaton’s errand caused him to fidget nervously.

“As I said before,” Eaton resumed, “my purpose in coming to see you

is wholly out of my line. In fact, I shan’t be surprised if you call

it sheer impudence; but I wish to assure you that I come in the best

spirit in the world. I hope you will understand that.”

Copeland was confident now that Eaton brought some message from Farley.

There was no other imaginable explanation of the visit. He was thinking

hard, and to gain time he opened his top drawer and extended a box of

cigars.

“No, thanks,” said Eaton, staring absently at the cigars. “To repeat,

Copeland, my errand isn’t an agreeable one, and I apologize for my

presumption in undertaking it.”

Copeland chose a cigar carefully and slammed the drawer on the box.

Perhaps Farley had chosen Eaton as a proper person to marry Nan; she

liked him; Eaton had always had an unaccountable fascination for women.

He became impatient for the lawyer to continue; but Eaton had never

been more maddeningly deliberate.

“May I assume, for a moment, Copeland, that you have obligations

outstanding that cause you, we will say, temporary embarrassment?

Just a moment, please!” Copeland had moved forward suddenly in his

chair with resentment burning hot in his face. “The assumption may be

unwarranted,” Eaton continued; “if so, I apologize.”

Copeland thrust his cigar into his mouth and bit it savagely. Farley

had undoubtedly taken over the maturing notes at the Western National

and had sent Eaton to taunt him with the change of ownership.

Eaton removed his eyeglasses and polished them with the whitest of

handkerchiefs. His eyes, unobscured by the thick lenses, told Copeland

nothing.

“I may have misled you into thinking that my errand is purely social.

I shall touch upon business; but I am not personally concerned in it

in any way whatever. You might naturally conclude that I represent

some corporation, bank, or trust company. I assure you that I do not.

It may occur to you that Mr. Farley sent me, but he has not mentioned

you to me in this, or in any other connection remotely bearing upon my

errand. You may possibly suspect that some one near you--some one in

your office, for example--has been telling tales out of school. I will

say explicitly that young Amidon, while a friend of mine, and a boy I

particularly like, has given me no hint--not even the remotest idea--of

any such state of things. I hope you are satisfied on those points?”

Many persons at different times in John Cecil Eaton’s life, enraged by

his cool, unruffled demeanor, had been moved to tell him to go to the

devil; but no one had ever done so. Copeland did not do so now, though

he was strongly impelled to violent speech.

“I will go the length of saying that you are in considerable danger

right now,” Eaton went on as Copeland continued to watch him

impassively. “If the Western National should foreclose on your stock,

you would be pretty nearly wiped out of this old concern, that was

founded and conducted for years by your father and is still identified

with his name. I am in a position to pay those notes and carry

them--carry renewals until you can take them up. I will say frankly

that I don’t consider them a good investment, and I have said so to the

person I represent; but to repeat again, I am not here as a lawyer or

business man. My purpose is wholly friendly, and quite disinterested.

I should merely go to the bank and take up the notes--thus destroying

the hopes of certain gentlemen--your competitors in business--who

entertain the cheerful idea of buying in your stock and putting you

out of business. That would be a calamity--for you; and it would be

deplorable to have an old house like Copeland-Farley lose its identity.”

Copeland was still silent. He had caught at one motive for this

visit after another, but Eaton had disposed of all of them. Eaton’s

reputation as a man of strict--of rather quixotic--honor did not

encourage the belief that he would deliberately lie. But there was a

trap concealed somewhere, Copeland reflected; he resolved not to be

caught. If he effected an immediate marriage with Nan, Farley would,

he believed, do something handsome for her. He would storm and bluster

in his usual way; but he would hardly dare go the length of cutting

her off entirely. It was conceivable that he might advance money to

save Copeland-Farley from catastrophe. There was a vein of sentiment

in Timothy Farley; brought face to face with the idea of having the

business he had done so much to establish eliminated, it was wholly

possible that he would come down handsomely if Nan were introduced into

the situation as a factor.

Copeland was irritated by Eaton’s cocksure manner--a manner well

calculated to cause irritation. Men did not make such offers from

purely philanthropic motives. Eaton, moreover, was no friend of

his; they hardly spoke the same language. Nan, he still suspected,

was somehow the object and aim of these overtures. His mind worked

quickly. He meant to marry Nan at once, within a few days if his plans

succeeded, and he was not to be frustrated by any scheme for placing

himself at the mercy of a new and concealed creditor.

“I’m much obliged to you, Eaton,” he answered steadily; “but I’m not

quite all in yet. I can’t imagine where you got that idea. If I didn’t

know you were a gentleman I should be pretty hot. Things have been a

little tight with me, I confess; but that’s largely due to cutting down

my capital in the drug business to back up what I had invested with

Kinney. I’m working out satisfactorily and don’t need help; but I’m

obliged to you just the same.”

Eaton nodded reflectively; his face betrayed no surprise.

“It might be possible, of course, for me to buy those maturing notes

without your knowledge or consent. But I thought it would look

better--help your credit, in other words--if you took them up yourself.

You can see that.”

Copeland had already thought of this; the idea did not add to his

comfort. The mystery that enveloped Eaton enraged him; business was not

done in this way. If anybody wanted to put one hundred thousand dollars

into the drug house, there were direct businesslike ways of suggesting

it. He tipped himself back in his chair and pointed the unlighted cigar

he had been fumbling at a calendar that hung on the wall over his desk.

“My paper in the Western National isn’t due for five days: I dare

them to sell it--to you or anybody else! As you know perfectly well,

it would be bad banking ethics for a bank to sell the paper of an

old customer. It isn’t done! I’ve about made up my mind to quit the

Western, anyhow. Those fellows over there think they’ve got the right

to sweat every customer they’ve got. They’re not bankers; they’ve got

the souls of pawnbrokers and ought to be making loans on household

goods at forty per cent a month.”

“That,” replied Eaton calmly, “has nothing to do with the matter in

hand. I understand that you decline my offer, which is to take up the

Western’s notes.”

“You’re right, mighty right! You wouldn’t accept such an offer

yourself, Eaton. If I were to come to you with a mysterious offer to

advance you money, you’d turn me out of your office.”

“Very likely,” Eaton assented. “And I don’t undertake to defend the

idea; I confess that it’s indefensible. As I understand you, you’ve

passed on the matter finally.”

“I have,” replied Copeland sharply.

Eaton rose. He bent his gaze with an absent air upon the calendar, as

though surprised to find it there. Then, seeming to recall that he had

finished his errand, he walked to the door.

“Thank you very much, Copeland,” he said; and passed out.

Jerry Amidon paused in the act of shaking hands with a country customer

to stare at the departing figure, but Eaton stalked austerely into the

street quite unmindful of him.

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