CHAPTER XXX. DISCUSSIONS AND PLANS

When they reached the camp-fire, it had burned so low that they threw on

considerable more wood before sitting down to their lunch. As it flamed

up and the cheerful light forced the oppressive gloom back from around

them, both felt a corresponding rise in spirits.

“It was lucky that I brought along that maat,” remarked Mickey, as he

produced the venison, already cooked and prepared for the palate. “It's

a custom that Mr. Soot Simpson showed me, and I like it very much. You

note that the maat would be a great deal better if we had some salt and

pepper, or if we could keep it a few days till it got tender; but, as it

is, I think we'll worry it down.”

“It seems to me that I never tasted anything better,” responded Fred,

“but that, I suppose, is because I become so hungry before tasting it.”

“Yees are right. If ye want to know how good a cup of water can taste,

go two days without drinking; or if ye want to enjoy a good night's

rest, sit up for two nights, and so, if ye want to enjoy a nice maal of

victuals, ye must fast for a day or two. Now, I don't naad any fasting,

for I always enjoyed ating from the first pratie they giv me to suck

when I was a few waaks old.”

“Well, Mickey, you've been pretty well around the cave, and I want to

know what you think of our chance of getting out?”

The face of the Irishman became serious, and he looked thoughtfully

into the fire a moment before answering. Disposed as he was to view

everything from the sunshiny side, Mickey was not such a simpleton as to

consider their incarceration in the cave a matter that could be

passed off with a quirp and jest. He had explored the interior pretty

thoroughly, and gained a correct idea of their situation, but as yet he

saw no practical way of getting out. The plan of diving down the stream,

and trusting to Providence to come up on the outside was to be the last

resort.

Mickey did not propose to undertake it until convinced that no other

scheme was open to him. In going about the cave, he struck the walls in

the hope of finding some weak place, but they all gave forth that dead

sound which would have been heard had they been backed up by fifty feet

of solid granite. Among the many schemes that he had turned over in

his mind, none gave as little promise as this, and he dismissed it as

utterly impracticable.

He could conjure no way of reaching that opening above their heads. He

could not look up at that irregular, jagged opening without thinking how

easy it would be to rescue them, if they could make their presence known

to some one outside. There was Sut Simpson, who must have learned that

he had gone upon the wrong trail, and who had, therefore, turned back to

the assistance of his former comrade.

The latter knew him to be a veteran of the prairie, one who could read

signs that to others were like a sealed book, and whose long years of

adventure with the tribes of the Southwest had taught him all their

tricks; but whether he would be likely to follow the two, and to

understand their predicament, was a question which Mickey could not

answer with much encouragement to himself. Still there was a possibility

of its being done, and now and then the Irishman caught himself looking

up at the “skylight,” with a longing, half-expectant gaze.

There were several other schemes which he was turning over in his mind,

none of which, however, had taken definite shape, and, not wishing to

discourage his young friend, he answered his question as best he could.

“Well, my laddy, we're going to have a hard time to get out, but I think

we'll do it.”

“But can you tell me how?”

Mickey scratched his head in his perplexed way, hardly feeling competent

to come down to particulars.

“I can't, exactly; I've a good many plans I'm turning over in my head,

and some of them are very fine and grand, and its hard to pick out the

right one.”

Fred felt that he would like to hear what some of them were, but he did

not urge his friend, for he suspected that the fellow was trying to keep

their courage up.

They had finished their meal, and were sitting upon the sandy soil,

discussing the situation and throwing an occasional longing look at the

opening above. They had taken care to avoid getting directly beneath it;

for they had no wish to have man or animal tumble down upon their heads.

Now and then some of the gravel loosened and rattled down, and the clear

light that made its way through the overhanging bushes showed that the

sun was still shining, and, no doubt, several hours still remained

to them in which to do any work that might present itself. But,

unfortunately, nothing remained to do.

Whatever were the different schemes which Mickey was turning over in his

mind, none of them was ripe enough to experiment with. As the Irishman

thought of this and that, he decided to make no special effort until the

morrow. He and Fred could remain where they were without inconvenience

for a day or two longer, but it was necessary, too, that they should

have their full strength of body and mind when the time should come to

work.

“Sometimes when I git into a sore puzzle,” said Mickey, “and so many

beautiful and irritating plans come up before me that I cannot find

it in my heart which way to decide, I goes to slape and drames me way

through it, right straight into the right way.”

“Did you ever find your path out of trouble?” inquired Fred.

“Very frequently--that is, not to say so frequently--but on one or

two important occasions. I mind the time when I was coorting Bridget

O'Flaherty and Mollie McFizzle, in the ould counthry. Both of 'em was

fine gals, and the trouble was for me to decide which was the best as a

helpmate to meself.

“Bridget had red hair and beautiful freckles and a turn-up nose, and she

was so fond of going round without shoes that her feet spread out like

boards; Molly was just as handsome, but her beauty was of another style.

She had very little hair upon her pad, and a little love-pat she had

wid an old beau of hers caused a broken nose, which made her countenance

quite picturesque. She was also cross-eyed, and when she cocked one eye

down at me, while she kept a watch on the door wid the other, there was

a loveliness about her which is not often saan in the famale form.”

“And you could n't decide which of these would make you the best wife?”

“Nary a once. The attraction of both was nearly equal.”

“But how about their housekeeping? I've often heard father tell what a

splendid housekeeper mother was, and how he would rather have his wife a

good housekeeper than beautiful.”

“But the trouble was, I had both. I've described you the charms and

grace of each, and when I add that both were elegant housekeepers, ye'll

admit that my dilemma was greater than ever. They both handled the broom

to perfection; they could knock a chap clane across the cabin and out of

the window before ye could know what was coming. Me mither used to say

it was the housekeeping qualities that should decide, and she told me to

call upon 'em sometime when they was n't expecting me, and obsarve the

manner in which they handled things. Wal, Bridget was the first one that

I sneaked in upon. I heard a thumping noise as I drew near, as though

something was tumbling about the floor, and when I peeped through the

door, I saw that Bridget and her mother was having a delightful love-pat.

They was banging and whaling each other round the room, and, as the old

lady had her muscle well up, it was hard to tell which was coming out

ahead. Of course, my sympathies were with the lovely Bridget, and I

was desirous that she should win--but I didn't consider it my duty to

interfere. I supposed the old lady had been trying to impose too much

work on Bridget, and, therefore, she had rebelled, and was lambasting

her for the same. My interest in the little affair was so great, that

I pushed the door ajar, and stood with me mouth and eyes wide open.

It wasn't long before I began to get worried, for, from the way things

looked, the owld lady was getting the upper hand. I was thinking I would

have to sail in and lend a helping hand, when Bridget fotched the old

lady a whack that made her throw up the sponge. Wid that I felt so proud

that I sung out a word of encouragement, and rushed forward to embrace

my angel, but, before I could do so, she give me a swipe that sent me

backward through the door, busting it off, and I was out of the ring.

“The interview was very satisfactory,” continued Mickey, “and I wint

over to take a sly paap at Molly. As I drawed near the little hut on

the edge of the wood, I did n't hear any such noise as I noticed over

at Bridget's house. All was as still as it is here this minute. Me first

thought was that they all had gone away, but when I got nearer, I noted

my mistake. Molly's mother was busy sewing, and sitting near her was her

charming daughter Molly, leaning back in her chair, with her head thrown

still further back, her mouth wide open, and she a-snoring. I've no

doubt that she had become exhausted from overwork, and was taking a

little nap. The mother looked up as I stepped softly in, and I axed

her, in an undertone, how long her pet child had been asleep. She said

between two or three hours, and that she would wake her up, if Molly

hadn't told her before closing her eyes that if she dared to disturb her

before her nap was finished, she'd break the old lady's head. Knowing

the delicate relations that existed betwaan us, she suggested that I

should arouse her, she being afraid that she would sleep so long that

she would starve to death before she awoke. I wanted to come at the

matter gintly, so I took a straw and tickled Molly's nose. She snorted

a little, and rubbed it with her fist, but didn't open her eyes. I'd

undertook the job, however, and I was bound to do it, or die. So I

wiggled at her nostrils, and she made a yell and a jump, and was wide

awake. I don't mind me all that took place just then. Things was kind of

confused, and, when Molly lit on me, I thought the cabin had tumbled in.

My senses came back arter a while, and when I got my head bandaged up, I

wint home to dream over it.”

“And what was your dream?” asked Fred.

“In my slumbers, I saw both my loves going for each other like a couple

of Kilkenny cats, until there was nothing of aither lift. I took that as

a sign that naither of 'em was interested for me, and so I give them up,

sneaking off and sailing for Ameriky before they learned my intintions.”

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