MARCH.

March! I'm nuts upon a windy day,

Gurls do git in such a awful way.

Petticoats yer know, and pooty feet;

Hair all flying--tell you it's a treat.

Pancake day. Don't like 'em--flabby, tough,

Rayther do a pennorth o' plum-duff.

Seediness shows up as Spring advances,

Ah! the gurls do lead us pretty dances.

Days a-lengthening.

Think I spotted Fan

Casting sheep's eyes at another man.

Quarter-day, too, no more chance of tick.

Fancy I shall 'ave to cut my stick.

Got the doldrums dreadful, that is clear.

Two _d._ left--must go and do a beer.

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