Bad-Gastein! Sounds more fit than nice, and yet
They say most healing waters there are had.
Strange, though, that people fancy good to get
By going to the Bad!
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'Arriet read from a daily paper, "Navigation in the Ouse." "I s'pose,"
said 'Arry, "as the members are goin' to 'ave a 'ouse-boat this season.
Which 'ouse? Hupper or lower? Whichever's to steer? The Speaker or Lord
'Igh Chancellor?"
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TWO DISTINCT CLASSES.--The aristocracy and the '_Arry_-stocracy.
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[Illustration: WITHERING.
_'Arry._ "I s'y--does one tip the witers 'ere?"
_Alphonse._ "Not onless you are reecher zan ze vaiter, sare!"]
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