III.--THE FIGHT OF THE CENTURY.

For weeks past the press had discussed little but the coming boxing

contest between Smasher Mike and the famous heavy-weight champion,

Mauler Mills, for a purse of £20,000 and enormous side stakes.

Photographs of the Mauler in every conceivable attitude had been

published daily, together with portraits of his wife, his two children,

his four maiden aunts and the pink-eyed opossum which he regarded as his

mascot. Full descriptions of his training day by day, with details of

his diet, his reading, his amusements and his opinions on war, divorce,

the clergy and kindred subjects, testified to the extraordinary

interest taken by the public in the titanic struggle.

But with regard to Smasher Mike the newspapers were at a loss. _The

Daily Flash_ indeed declared him to be the son of a popular Cabinet

Minister, and triumphantly published photographs of Downing Street, the

Woolsack, the Ladies' Gallery and Black Rod. _The Daily Rocket_, on the

other hand, described him as a herculean docker, discovered and trained

by a syndicate of wealthy Americans, and issued photographs of Tilbury

Station, Plymouth Hoe and the Statue of Liberty in New York harbour. The

fact remained that the identity of the daring challenger was a well-kept

secret.

Mauler Mills was too experienced a pugilist to be perturbed by the

mystery surrounding his adversary. The stakes had been handed in, and

the purse of £20,000, in one pound-notes, had formed a full-page

illustration in _The Trumpet_, with a photo of the Mauler eating

gooseberries inset. Content with this knowledge, he trained faithfully

and well, treated the interviewers with great courtesy, and publicly

announced that Smasher Mike would be knocked out early in the third

round by means of a left hook to the jaw.

The betting on Mauler Mills was a hundred to one.

Young Lord Tamerton was in desperate straits. The estate to which he had

succeeded at the age of ten had been administered during his minority by

a fraudulent executor, who had absconded to South America with his

ill-gotten wealth. Matters had since gone steadily from bad to worse,

and the young peer was now face to face with utter ruin.

An effort had been made to retrieve the family fortunes by the marriage

of his sister, the beautiful Lady Margaret Tamerton, to her cousin, the

wealthy Sir Ernest Scrivener, but the providential discovery that the

latter was already married under the _alias_ of Marmaduke Moorsdyke had

prevented the match. Since then Sir Ernest had been their implacable and

relentless enemy, and his desperate attempt to kidnap Lady Margaret had

only been frustrated by the skill and courage of the famous athlete,

Ralph Wonderson.

Lord Tamerton was seated at a grand piano, playing BACH and moodily

reflecting on these matters, when Ralph Wonderson himself entered the

room, vaulting lightly over piano and performer as he did so.

"What's the matter, Fred?" he asked. "You look blue."

Lord Tamerton dramatically threw £8 4_s._ 6_d._ on the table.

"This morning I pawned the Island Cup, which you won for us," he said

bitterly. "That is the result, and that is what stands between me and

starvation." His voice broke, "And--and between Madge and starvation,"

he added.

Ralph laughed gaily. "I'm not rich," he said, "and if I were I don't

suppose you'd accept money from me. But I came here purposely to put you

in the way of making it. Wager as heavily as you can on Smasher Mike.

The odds are a hundred to one against him. I can introduce you to a man

who will consider your name sufficient security for a loan of £5,000.

That will bring you in £500,000, which should secure you at any rate

from absolute privation. As for little Madge--well, I have a bare £8,000

a year, but if----"

A light step was heard behind him, and a small hand stole into his own.

"I would marry you," said Lady Margaret, "I would marry you if it were

only £7,000."

As the lovers gazed fondly into each other's eyes, a sinister figure

emerged from the grand piano and slipped out noiselessly through the

open door.

(_To be concluded in our next._)

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Illustration: _Burglar (to his mate)._ "SEE WOT PEOPLE GITS FUR BEIN'

UNPATRIOTIC! IT'S A PURE TREAT TO GIVE THESE 'ERE GOLD 'OARDERS A

LESSON."

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Sad Case of Cannibalism by Robert.

"Milton scarcely heard her. He was too intent upon wondering how

Robert came to be dining tête-à-tête with the one-time Adeline

Goodrin, and--if the truth be told--upon that amazing woman,

herself."

_"Daily Mail" feuilleton._

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