A DETERMINED ISLAND.

III.

_August 19th._

During this season of splendid weather you may be sure that we in

Totland Bay have not been idle. We swim, men, women and children, and we

perform great feats of diving from the moored rafts which the

authorities have kindly provided for that purpose. And we toil off on

the usual picnic parties and inhale great draughts of health as we lie

on our backs on the heather-clad slopes of the hill. But even while we

pursue these simple pleasures our thoughts are with the great warships

in their ceaseless vigil in the North Sea or with the gallant fellows

who slipped away under cover of the night and are now taking their place

in the fighting line with our French and Belgian friends. England, too,

it seems, can perform a great operation of war on sea and land, and can

do it with a swiftness, a precision and a silence that no other nation

could surpass. So we hold our heads high and are proud to reckon

ourselves the fellow-countrymen of JELLICOE and KITCHENER. We have begun

well. May we have strength and resolution to endure without faltering to

the end.

I am glad to say that the sewing brigade, which I mentioned in my last,

shows an ever-increasing activity. All good female Islanders are busy

about the manufacture of pyjamas for the soldiery. One of the marks of

patriotism amongst our ladies is the possession of a pair of pyjama

legs. No picnic party is complete without them. When the men light their

cigarettes the women bring out their pyjamas and add stitch upon stitch.

Pyjama legs are awkward things in a breeze, being apt to flap about, but

they are resolutely tucked round arms or otherwise restrained, and the

needle continues its deft work in spite of all difficulties. Pyjama

jackets, too, are of course made in the proper number, but they are not

so dramatic in their movements as the legs, and I have not noticed them

so much.

I revert once more to KITCHENER'S triumphant feat in transporting our

army to France. We are not very far from Southampton, whence some of the

troops must have sailed, but beyond the merest vague rumours we heard

nothing. One lady, a fortnight ago, had word from some one that a

Belgian _padre_ had seen trucks full of British soldiers in Belgium. A

gentleman had heard from a school friend of his daughter that

motor-'buses of the General Omnibus Company had been seen in Brussels in

all their bravery of scarlet, apparently bound (if their painted

announcements might be trusted) for Cricklewood _viâ_ Brussels with a

full complement of soldiery and stores. Another lady knew, she said,

that her nephew, an officer, had already sailed for an unknown

destination. These were the reports, and they left us all guessing.

I am still in trouble about my tame alien, the children's maid, Maria

Hasewitz. Her permit, obtained at Newport with some labour, authorises

her to reside at Totland, but not to move more than five miles from the

limits of that place. Having decided to leave Totland with family and

household on Monday I have suddenly been brought up against the stone

wall of Maria's alienship. It was obviously necessary to secure

permission for this forlorn German girl to travel home with us. The idea

of dropping Maria into the sea five miles from here could not be

entertained, in spite of the fact that she is technically an enemy. So I

applied, stating the facts, to the Chief Constable, who, with a

promptitude and a courtesy which I desire to acknowledge, sent a

sergeant to interview me. Struggling against that sense of general and

undefined guilt which the propinquity of a police officer always

inspires and striving to assume an air of frank and confident honesty, I

approached the sergeant and learnt from him that, this being a

prohibited area, the Chief Constable could not give the required

permission to travel without the express authority of the HOME

SECRETARY, to whom he begged to refer me. I urged that it would be a

profound relief to the Chief Constable to get rid even of an alien so

harmless as Maria; but this plea the sergeant at once put aside. I have

therefore written to the HOME SECRETARY. If he refuses I wonder what

will happen to Maria.

P.S.--The Home Office has replied authorising Maria to embark at Ryde

and land at Portsmouth. This is like telling a Londoner to embark at

Hull and land at Bristol on his way to Windsor. I have telegraphed.

_Later._--The Home Office permits Maria to embark at Totland and land at

Lymington. All is at last well.

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