McAllister's Data of Ethics

I

"Certainly, sir. Your clothes shall be delivered at the Metropole at

nine-forty-five to morrow evenin', sir."

Pondel's dapper little clerk tossed a half-dozen bolts of "trouserings"

upon the polished table, and smiled graciously at the firm's best paying

customer.

"Here, Bulstead! take Mr. McAllister's waist measure--just a matter of

precaution," he added deferentially. "These are somethin' fine,

sir--very fine! When they came in, I says to Mr. Pondel: 'If only Mr.

McAllister could see that woollen! It's a shame,' I says, 'not to save

it for 'im!' An' Mr. Pondel agreed with me at once. 'Very good,

Wessons,' says he. 'Lay aside enough of that Lancaster to make Mr.

McAllister a single-breasted sack suit, and if he don't fancy it I'll

have it made up into somethin' for myself,' he says. Ain't that so, Mr.

Pondel?"

The gentleman addressed had graciously sauntered over to congratulate

Mr. McAllister upon his selections.

"Ah, very good! Very good indeed! How's that, Wessons? Yes, I told him

to keep that piece for you, sir. Lord Bentwood begged for it almost with

the tears in his eyes, as I may say, but I assured him that it was

already spoken for." He patted the cloth with a fat, ring-covered hand.

An atmosphere of exclusive opulence emanated from every inch of his

sleek, pudgy person--from the broad white forehead over the glinting

steel-gray eyes, from the pointed Van Dyke trimmed to resemble that of a

certain exalted personage, from his drab waistcoated abdomen begirdled

with its heavy chain and dangling seals, down to the gray-gaitered

patent leathers. McAllister distrusted, feared, relied upon him.

The clubman wiped his monocle and glanced out through the plate-glass

window. Marlborough Square was flooded with the soft sunshine of the

autumn afternoon. Hardly a pedestrian violated the eminently

aristocratic silence of St. Timothy's.

"Very thoughtful of you, I'm sure," he replied, not grudging Pondel the

extra two guineas which he very well knew the other invariably charged

for these little favors. It were cheap at twice the money to feel so

much a gentleman.

"But this is Saturday, and it's five o'clock now. I don't see how you

can possibly finish all those suits by to-morrow evening. You know I

really didn't intend to order anything but the frock-coat. Perhaps you'd

just better let the rest go. I can get them some other time."

"Not at all, Mr. McAllister; not at all. We are always delighted to

serve you by any means in our power. Did Wessons say they would be

finished to-morrow? Then to-morrow they shall be, sir. I'll set my men

at work immediately. Pedler! Where's Pedler? Send him here at once!"

A hollow-eyed, lank, round-shouldered journeyman parted the curtains

that concealed the rear of the room, and nervously approached his

employer. He blinked at the unaccustomed sunlight, suppressing a cough.

"Did you call me, sir?"

"Yes," replied Pondel with the severity of one granting an undeserved

favor. "This is Mr. McAllister, of whom you have heard us speak so

often. I believe you have cut several of the gentleman's suits. He is to

take the Majestic, which sails early Monday morning, and I have promised

that his clothes shall be ready to-morrow evening. Can you arrange to

stay here to-night and whatever portion of to-morrow is necessary to

finish them?"

A worried look passed over the man's face, and his hand flew to his

mouth to strangle another cough.

"Certainly, sir; that is--of course-- Yes, sir. May I ask how many,

sir?"

"Only three, I believe. I was sure it could be arranged. Please ask

Aggam to assist you. That is all."

"Yes, sir. Very good, sir." Pedler hesitated a moment as if about to

speak, then turned listlessly and plodded back behind the curtains.

"Very obliging man--Pedler. You see, there will be no difficulty, Mr.

McAllister."

"Well, I don't see how on earth you're going to do it!" protested

McAllister feebly. He wanted the clothes badly, now that he had seen the

material. "It's mighty good of you to take all this trouble."

Mr. Pondel made a deprecating gesture.

"We are always glad to serve you, sir!" he repeated, as Wessons escorted

the distinguished customer to the door.

"It's a great privilege to be employed by such a man as Mr. Pondel,"

whispered the salesman. "He thinks an enormous lot of you, sir. Very

fine man--Mr. Pondel."

As the hansom jogged rapidly toward the hotel, McAllister reflected

painfully upon the enormous sums of money that he annually transferred

from his own pockets to those of the lordly tailor. Not that the money

made any particular difference. The clubman was well enough fixed, only

sometimes the bills were unexpectedly large. The three suits just

ordered would average fourteen guineas each. Roughly they would come to

two hundred and twenty-five dollars, plus the duty, which he always paid

conscientiously. And he was getting off easy at that. He remembered

heaps of bills for over two hundred pounds, and that was only the

beginning, for he bought most of his clothes right in New York.

Climbing the steps of his hotel, he wondered vaguely how long Pedler and

the other fellow would have to work to finish the suits. Of course, they

would be paid extra--were probably glad to do it. The chap had a nasty

cough, though. Oh, well, that was their business--not his! So long as he

put up the money, Pondel could look out for the rest.

However, he felt a distinct sense of relief that his own obligations

consisted merely in dressing, dining at the Savoy with Aversly, and then

leisurely taking in the Alhambra afterward. Once in his room, he found

that the once criminally inclined, but now reformed Wilkins, who had

returned to his master's service under a solemn promise of good

behavior, had already laid out his clothes. McAllister rather dreaded

dressing, for the place was one of those heavily oppressive apartments

characteristic of English hotels. Green marble, yellow plush, and black

walnut filled the foreground, background, and middle distance, while a

marble-topped table, placed squarely in the centre of the room, offered

the only oasis in the desert of upholstery, in the form of a single

massive book, bound in brown morocco, and bearing the inscription

stamped upon its cover in heavy gilt:

HOTEL METROPOLE

HOLY BIBLE

NOT TO BE REMOVED

It fascinated him, recalling the chained hairbrush and comb of the

Pacific Coast. There you were offered cleanliness, here godliness, by

the proprietors; only the means thereto were not to be taken away. The

next comer must have his chance.

As the clubman idly lifted the volume, he suddenly realized that this

was the first Bible he had actually touched in over thirty years. The

last time he had owned one himself had been at school when he was

fifteen years old. Something moved him to carry it to the window. The

sun was just dropping over the scarlet chimney-pots of London. Its

burnished glare played upon the red gilt edges of the leaves, as

McAllister mechanically allowed the book to fall open in his hands. He

read these words:

So I returned, and considered all the oppressions that

are done under the sun: and behold the tears of such

as were oppressed, and they had no comforter; and on

the side of their oppressors there was power; but they

had no comforter.

The sun sank; the chimneys deadened against the sky-line. When Wilkins,

ten minutes later, stole in to see if his master needed his assistance,

he found McAllister staring into the darkening west.

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