CHAPTER V.

TEHERÁN.

A brilliant ball-room, pretty faces, smart gowns, good music, and

an excellent supper;--thus surrounded, I pass my first evening in

Teherán, a pleasant contrast indeed to the preceding night of dirt,

cold, and hunger.

But it was not without serious misgivings that I accepted the

courteous invitation of the German Embassy. The crossing of the

Kharzán had not improved the appearance of dress-clothes and shirts,

to say nothing of my eyes being in the condition described by

pugilists as "bunged up," my face of the hue of a boiled lobster, the

effects of sun and snow.

One is struck, on entering Teherán, with the apparent cleanliness of

the place as compared with other Oriental towns. The absence of heaps

of refuse, cess-pools, open drains, and bad smells is remarkable to

one accustomed to Eastern cities; but this was perhaps, at the time of

my visit, due to the pure rarified atmosphere, the keen frosty air, of

winter. Teherán in January, with its cold bracing climate, and Teherán

in June, with the thermometer above ninety in the shade, are two very

different things; and the town is so unhealthy in summer, that all

Europeans who can afford to do so live on the hills around the

capital.

The environs are not picturesque. They have been likened to those of

Madrid, having the same brown calcined soil, the same absence of trees

and vegetation. The city, viewed from outside the walls, is ugly and

insignificant, and, on a dull day, indistinguishable at no great

distance. In clear weather, however, the beehive-like dwellings and

rumbling ramparts stand out in bold relief against a background of

blue sky and dazzling snow-mountains, over which towers, in solitary

grandeur, the peak of Mount Demavend, [A] an extinct volcano, over

20,000 feet high, the summit of which is reported by natives to be

haunted. The ascent is gradual and easy, and has frequently been made

by Europeans.

Teherán is divided into two parts--the old city and the new. In the

former, inhabited only by natives, the streets are narrow, dark, and

tortuous, leading at intervals into large squares with deep tanks of

running water in the centre. The latter are characteristic of Persia,

and have in summer a deliciously cool appearance, the coping of the

fountain being only an inch or so in height, and the water almost

flush with the ground. The new, or European quarter, is bisected by

a broad tree-lined thoroughfare, aptly named the "Boulevard des

Ambassadeurs," for here are the legations of England, France, and

Germany. The Russian Embassy, a poor building in comparison with

the others, stands in another part of the town. Hard by the English

Embassy is the Hôtel Prevôt, kept by a Frenchman of that name, once

confectioner-in-chief to his Majesty the Shah. Here we took up our

quarters during our stay in the capital.

At the extremity of the Boulevard des Ambassadeurs is the "Place des

Canons," so called from the old and useless cannon of various ages

that surround it. The square is formed by low barn-like barracks,

their whitewashed walls decorated with gaudy and rudely drawn pictures

of Persian soldiers and horses. Beyond this again, and approached by

an avenue of poplar trees, lit by electric light, is the palace of the

Shah, with nothing to indicate the presence in town of the sovereign

but a guard of ragged-looking, unkempt Persians in Russian uniform

lounging about the principal gateway.

The Persian soldier is not a credit to his country. Although drilled

and commanded by European officers, he is a slouching, awkward fellow,

badly paid, ill fed, and not renowned for bravery. The ordinary

infantry uniform consists of a dark-blue tunic and trousers with red

facings, and a high astrachan busby with the brass badge of the lion

and sun. To a stranger, however, the varied and grotesque costumes

in which these clowns are put by their imperial master is somewhat

confusing. One may see, for instance, Russian cossacks, French

chasseurs, German uhlans, and Austrian cuirassiers incongruously mixed

up together in the ranks on parade. His army is the Shah's favourite

toy, and nothing affords the eccentric monarch so much amusement as

constant change of uniform. As the latter are manufactured in and sent

out from the countries they represent, the expense to the state is

considerable.

The first Europeans to instruct this rabble were Frenchmen, but

England, Russia, Germany, and Austria have all supplied officers and

instructors within the past fifty years, without, however, any

good result. Although the arsenal at Teherán is full of the latest

improvements in guns and magazine rifles, these are kept locked up,

and only for show, the old Brown Bess alone being used. The Cossack

regiment always stationed at Teherán, ostensibly for the protection of

the Shah, and officered by Russians, is the only one with any attempt

at discipline or order, and is armed with the Berdán rifle.

The Teherán bazaar is, at first sight, commonplace and uninteresting.

Though of enormous extent (it contains in the daytime over thirty

thousand souls), it lacks the picturesque Oriental appearance of those

of Cairo or Constantinople, where costly and beautiful wares are set

out in tempting array before the eyes of the unwary stranger. Here

they are kept in the background, and a European must remain in

the place for a couple of months or so, and make friends with the

merchants, before he be even permitted to see them. The position is

reversed. At Stamboul the stranger is pestered and worried to buy;

at Teherán one must sometimes entreat before being allowed even to

inspect the contents of a silk or jewel stall. Even then, the owner

will probably remain supremely indifferent as to whether the "Farangi"

purchase or not. This fact is curious. It will probably disappear with

the advance of civilization and Mr. Cook.

[Illustration: TEHERÁN]

Debouching from the principal streets or alleys of the bazaar, which

is of brick, are large covered caravanserais, or open spaces for the

storage of goods, where the wholesale merchants have their

warehouses. The architecture of some of these caravanserais is very

fine. The cool, quiet halls, their domed roofs, embellished with

delicate stone carving, and blue, white, and yellow tiles, dimly

reflected in the inevitable marble tank of clear water below, are

a pleasant retreat from the stifling alleys and sun-baked streets.

Talking of tanks, there seems to be no lack of water in Teherán. I was

surprised at this, for there are few countries so deficient in this

essential commodity as Persia. It is, I found, artificially supplied

by "connaughts," or subterranean aqueducts flowing from mountain

streams, which are practically inexhaustible. In order to keep a

straight line, shafts are dug every fifty yards or so, and the earth

thrown out of the shaft forms a mound, which is not removed. Thus

a Persian landscape, dotted with hundreds of these hillocks, often

resembles a field full of huge ant-hills. The mouths of these shafts,

left open and unprotected, are a source of great danger to travellers

by night. Teherán is provided with thirty or forty of these aqueducts,

which were constructed by the Government some years ago at enormous

expense and labour.

As in most Eastern cities, each trade has its separate alley or

thoroughfare in the Teherán bazaar. Thus of jewellers, silk mercers,

tailors, gunsmiths, saddlers, coppersmiths, and the rest, each

have their separate arcade. The shops or stalls are much alike in

appearance, though they vary considerably in size. Behind a brick

platform, about three feet wide and two feet in height, is the shop,

a vaulted archway, in the middle of which, surrounded by his wares,

kalyan [B] or cigarette in mouth, squats the shopkeeper. There are no

windows. At night a few rough boards and a rough Russian padlock are

the sole protection, saving a smaller apartment at the back of each

stall, a kind of strong-room, guarded by massive iron-bound doors,

in which the most valuable goods are kept. There is no attempt at

decoration; a few only of the jewellers' shops are whitewashed inside,

the best being hung with the cheapest and gaudiest of French or German

coloured prints. The stalls are usually opened about 6.30 a.m., and

closed at sunset. An hour later the bazaar is untenanted, save for

the watchmen and pariah dogs. The latter are seen throughout the day,

sleeping in holes and corners, many of them almost torn to pieces from

nightly encounters, and kicked about, even by children, with impunity.

It is only at night that the brutes become really dangerous, and when,

in packs of from twenty to thirty, they have been known to attack and

kill men. Occasionally the dogs of one quarter of the bazaar attack

those of another, and desperate fights ensue, the killed and wounded

being afterwards eaten by the victors. It is, therefore, unsafe to

venture out in the streets of Teherán after dark without a lantern and

good stout cudgel.

From 11 to 12 a.m. is perhaps the busiest part of the day in the

bazaar. Then is one most struck with the varied and picturesque types

of Oriental humanity, the continuously changing kaleidoscope of

native races from Archangel to the Persian Gulf, the Baltic Sea to

Afghanistán.

Nor are contrasts wanting. Here is Ivanoff from Odessa or Tiflis, in

the white peaked cap and high boots dear to every Russian, haggling

over the price of a carpet with Ali Mahomet of Bokhára; there

Chung-Yang, who has drifted here from Pekin through Siberia, with a

cargo of worthless tea, vainly endeavouring to palm it off on that

grave-looking Parsee, who, unfortunately for the Celestial, is not

quite such a fool as he looks. Such a hubbub never was heard.

Every one is talking or shouting at the top of their voices, women

screaming, beggars whining, fruit and water sellers jingling their

cymbals, while from the coppersmiths' quarter hard by comes a

deafening accompaniment in the shape of beaten metal. Occasionally a

caravan of laden camels stalk gravely through the alleys, scattering

the yelling crowd right and left, only to reassemble the moment it has

passed, like water in the wake of a ship. Again it separates, and a

sedan, preceded by a couple of gholams with long wands, is carried

by, and one gets a momentary glimpse of a pair of dark eyes and

henna-stained finger-tips, as a fair one from the "anderoon" [C]

of some great man is carried to her jeweller's or perfumer's. The

"yashmak" is getting very thin in these countries, and one can form a

very fair estimate of the lady's features (singularly plain ones) as

the sedan swings by. Towards midday business is suspended for a while,

and the alleys of the bazaar empty as if by magic. For nearly a whole

hour silence, unbroken save by the snarling of some pariah dog, the

hiss of the samovar, and gurgle of the kalyan, falls over the place,

till 2 p.m., when the noise recommences as suddenly as it ceased, and

continues unbroken till sunset.

On the whole, the bazaar is disappointing. The stalls for the sale of

Persian and Central Asian carpets, old brocades and tapestries, and

other wares dear to the lover of Eastern art, are in the minority,

and must be hunted out. Manchester goods, cheap calicoes and prints,

German cutlery, and Birmingham ware are found readily enough, and form

the stock of two-thirds of the shops in the carpet and silk-mercers'

arcade.

It is by no means easy to find one's way about. No one understands

a word of English, French, or German, and had it not been for my

knowledge of Russian--which, by the way, is the one known European

language among the lower orders--I should more than once have been

hopelessly lost.

Europeans in Teherán lead a pleasant though somewhat monotonous life.

Summer is, as I have said, intolerable, and all who can seek refuge in

the hills, where there are two settlements, or villages, presented by

the Shah to England and Russia. Winter is undoubtedly the pleasantest

season. Scarcely an evening passes without a dance, private

theatricals, or other festivity given by one or other of the

Embassies, entertainments which his Imperial Majesty himself

frequently graces with his presence.

There is probably no living sovereign of whom so little is really

known in Europe as Nasr-oo-din, "Shah of Persia," "Asylum of the

Universe," and "King of Kings," to quote three of his more modest

titles. Although he has visited Europe twice, and been made much of in

our own country, most English people know absolutely nothing of the

Persian monarch's character or private life. That he ate _entrées_

with his fingers at Buckingham Palace, expressed a desire to have the

Lord Chamberlain bowstrung, and conceived a violent and unholy passion

for an amiable society lady somewhat inclined to _embonpoint_, we are

most of us aware; but beyond this, the Shah's _vie intime_ remains, to

the majority of us at least, a sealed book. This is perhaps a pity,

for, like many others, Nasr-oo-din is not so black as he is painted,

and, notwithstanding all reports to the contrary, is said, by those

who should know, to be one of the kindest-hearted creatures breathing.

The government of Persia is that of an absolute monarchy. The Shah

alone has power of life and death, and, even in the most remote

districts, the assent of the sovereign is necessary before an

execution can take place. The Shah appoints his own ministers.

These are the "Sadr-Azam," or Prime Minister; the "Sapar-Sala,"

Commander-in-chief; "Mustof-al-Mamalak," Secretary of State, and

Minister of Foreign Affairs. These are supposed to represent the Privy

Council, but they very seldom meet, the Shah preferring to manage

affairs independently. The total revenue of the latter has been

estimated at seven million pounds sterling.

Nasr-oo-din, who is now sixty-five years of age, ascended the throne

in 1848. His reign commenced inauspiciously with a determined attempt

to assassinate him, made by a gang of fanatics of the Babi sect. The

plot, though nearly successful, was frustrated, and the conspirators

executed; but it is said that the Shah has lived in constant dread of

assassination ever since. He is hypochondriacal, and, though in very

fair health, is constantly on the _qui vive_ for some imaginary

ailment. The post of Court physician, filled for many years past by

Dr. Tholozan, a Frenchman, is no sinecure.

The habits of the Shah are simple. He is, unlike most Persians of high

class, abstemious as regards both food and drink. Two meals a day,

served at midday and 9 p.m., and those of the plainest diet, washed

down by a glass or two of claret or other light wine, are all he

allows himself. When on a hunting-excursion, his favourite occupation,

the Shah is even more abstemious, going sometimes a whole day without

food of any kind. He is a crack shot, and is out nearly daily, when

the weather permits, shooting over his splendid preserves around

Teherán. There is no lack of sport. Tiger and bear abound; also

partridge, woodcock, snipe, and many kinds of water-fowl; but the

Shah is better with the rifle than the fowling-piece. The Shah is

passionately fond of music, and has two or three string and brass

bands trained and conducted by a Frenchman. When away on a long

sporting-excursion, he is invariably accompanied by one of these

bands.

Were it not for the running attendants in scarlet and gold, and the

crimson-dyed [D] tail of his horse, no one would take the slim, swarthy

old gentleman in black frock-coat, riding slowly through the streets,

and beaming benignly through a huge pair of spectacles, for the

great Shah-in-Shah himself. Yet he is stern and pitiless enough when

necessary, as many of the Court officials can vouch for. But few have

escaped the bastinado at one time or another; but in Persia this is

not considered an indignity, even by the highest in the land. The

stick is painful, certainly, but not a disgrace in this strange

country.

Nasr-oo-din has three legal wives, and an unlimited number of

concubines. Of the former, the head wife, Shuku-Es-Sultana, is his own

cousin and the great-granddaughter of the celebrated Fatti-Ali-Shah,

whose family was so large that, at the time of his death, one hundred

and twenty of his descendants were still living. Shuku-Es-Sultana is

the mother of the "Valliad," or Crown Prince, now Governor of Tabriz.

The second wife is a granddaughter of Fatti-Ali-Shah; and the third

(the Shah's favourite) is one Anys-u-Dowlet. The latter is the best

looking of the three, and certainly possesses the greatest influence

in state affairs. Of the concubines, the mother of the "Zil-i-Sultan"

("Shadow of the King") ranks the first in seniority. The Zil-i-Sultan

is, though illegitimate, the Shah's eldest son, and is, with the

exception of his father, the most influential man in Persia, the

heir-apparent (Valliad) being a weak, foolish individual, easily led,

and addicted to drink and the lowest forms of sensuality.

With the exception of eunuchs, no male person over the age of ten is

permitted in the seraglio, or anderoon, which is constantly receiving

fresh importations from the provinces. Persians deny that there are

any European women, but this is doubtful. The harems of Constantinople

and Cairo are recruited from Paris and Vienna; why not those of

Teherán? The indoor costume of the Persian lady must be somewhat

trying at first to those accustomed to European toilettes. The

skirt, reaching only to the knee, is full and _bouffé_, like an

opera-dancer's, the feet and legs generally bare. The only becoming

part of the whole costume is the tightly fitting zouave jacket of

light blue or scarlet satin, thickly braided with gold, and the gauze

head-dress embroidered with the same material, and fastened under the

chin with a large turquoise, ruby, or other precious stone.

Some of the women (even among the concubines) are highly educated; can

play on the "tar", [E] or harmonica, sing, and read and write poetry;

but their recreations are necessarily somewhat limited. Picnics,

music, story-telling, kalyan and cigarette smoking, sweetmeat-making,

and the bath, together with somewhat less innocent pastimes, form the

sum total of a Persian concubine's amusements. Outside the walls of

the anderoon they are closely watched and guarded, for Persians

are jealous of their women, and, even in the most formal social

gatherings, there is a strict separation of the sexes. Its imperial

master occasionally joins in the outdoor amusements of his harem;

indeed, he himself invented a game a few years since, which sounds

more original than amusing. A slide of smooth alabaster about twenty

feet long, on an inclined plane, was constructed in one of his

bath-houses. Down this the Shah would gravely slide into the water,

followed by his seraglio. The sight must have been a strange one,

the costumes on these occasions being, to say the least of it, scanty!

[Illustration: PERSIAN DANCING-GIRL]

The Shah's greatest failing is, perhaps, vacillation. He is constantly

changing his mind, on trifling matters chiefly, for his northern

neighbours take care that he is more consistent in affairs of state.

Two or three times, between his visits to Europe in 1871 and 1889, he

has started with great pomp and a large retinue for the land of the

"Farangi," but, on arrival at Résht, has returned to Teherán, without

a word of warning to his ministers, or apparent reason for his sudden

change of plans. These "false starts" became a recognized thing after

a time, and when, in 1888, his Majesty embarked on his yacht and set

sail for Baku, it came as a surprise, pleasant or otherwise, to his

subjects at Teherán. The final undertaking of the journey may

have been advised by his astrologers, for the Shah is intensely

superstitious, and never travels without them. Nor will he, on any

account, start on a journey on a Friday, or the thirteenth day of the

month.

The palace of Teherán is, seen from the outside, a shapeless,

ramshackle structure. The outside walls are whitewashed, and covered

with gaudy red and blue pictures of men and horses, the former in

modern military tunics and shakos, the latter painted a bright red.

The figures, rudely drawn, remind one of a charity schoolboy's

artistic efforts on a slate, but are somewhat out of place on the

walls of a royal residence. The interior of the "Ark," as it is

called, is a pleasant contrast to the outside, although even here, in

the museum, which contains some of the finest gems and _objets d'art_

in the world, the various objects are placed with singular disregard

of order, not to say good taste. One sees, for instance, a tawdrily

dressed mechanical doll from Paris standing next to a case containing

the "Darai Nor," or "Sea of Light," a magnificent diamond obtained

in India, and said to be the largest yet discovered, though somewhat

inferior in quality to the "Koh-i-noor." A cheap and somewhat

dilapidated cuckoo-clock and toy velocipede flank the famous globe of

the world in diamonds and precious stones. This, the most costly and

beautiful piece of workmanship in the place, is about eighteen inches

in diameter, and is said to have cost eight millions of francs. The

different countries are marked out with surprising accuracy and

detail,--Persia being represented by turquoises, England by diamonds,

Africa by rubies, and so on, the sea being of emeralds.

The museum itself is about sixty feet in length by twenty-five feet

broad, its ceiling composed entirely of looking-glasses, its parquet

flooring strewn with priceless Persian rugs and carpets. Large

oil-paintings of Queen Victoria, the Czar of Russia, and other

sovereigns, surround the walls, including two portraits of her Majesty

the Ex-Empress Eugenie. It would weary the reader to wade through a

description of the Jade work and _cloisonné_, the porcelain of all

countries, the Japanese works of art in bronze and gold, and last, but

not least, the cut and uncut diamonds and precious stones, temptingly

laid out in open saucers, like _bonbons_ in a confectioner's shop. The

diamonds are perhaps the finest as regards quality, but there is

a roughly cut ruby surmounting the imperial crown, said to be the

largest in the world.

Though it was very cold, and the snow lay deep upon the ground, my

stay at Teherán was not unpleasant. The keen bracing air, brilliant

sunshine, and cloudless blue sky somewhat made amends for the sorry

lodging and execrable fare provided by mine host at the Hôtel Prevôt.

I have seldom, in my travels, come across a French inn where, be the

materials ever so poor, the landlord is not able to turn out a decent

meal. I have fared well and sumptuously at New Caledonia, Saigon, and

even Pekin, under the auspices of a French innkeeper; but at Teherán

(nearest of any to civilized Europe) was compelled to swallow food

that would have disgraced a fifth-rate _gargotte_ in the slums of

Paris. Perhaps Monsieur Prevôt had become "Persianized"; perhaps

the dulcet tones of Madame P., whose voice, incessantly rating her

servants, reminded one of unoiled machinery, and commenced at sunrise

only to be silenced (by exhaustion) at sunset, disturbed him at his

culinary labours. The fact remains that the _cuisine_ was, to any but

a starving man, uneatable, the bedroom which madame was kind enough to

assign to me, pitch dark and stuffy as a dog-kennel.

A long conference with General S--, an Austrian in the Persian

service, decided my future movements. The general, one of the highest

geographical authorities on Persia, strongly dissuaded my attempting

to reach India _viâ_ Meshéd and Afghanistán. "You will only be stopped

and sent back," said he; "what is the use of losing time?" I resolved,

therefore, after mature deliberation, to proceed direct to Ispahán,

Shiráz, and Bushire, and from thence by steamer to Sonmiani, on the

coast of Baluchistán. From the latter port I was to strike due north

to Kelát and Quetta, and "that," added the general, "will bring you

across eighty or a hundred miles of totally unexplored country. You

will have had quite enough of it when you get to Kelát--if you ever

_do_ get there," he added encouragingly.

The route now finally decided upon, preparations were made for a start

as soon as possible. Portmanteaus were exchanged for a pair of light

leather saddle-bags, artistically embellished with squares of bright

Persian carpet let in at the side, and purchased in the bazaar for

twenty-two keráns, or about seventeen shillings English money. In

these I was able to carry, with ease, a couple of tweed suits, half a

dozen flannel shirts, three pairs of boots, and toilet necessaries, to

say nothing of a box of cigars and a small medicine-chest. Gerôme

also carried a pair of bags, containing, in addition to his modest

wardrobe, our stores for the voyage--biscuits, Valentine's meat juice,

sardines, tea, and a bottle of brandy; for, with the exception of eggs

and Persian bread, one can reckon upon nothing eatable at the Chapar

khanehs. There is an excellent European store shop at Teherán, and had

it not been for limited space, we might have regaled on turtle soup,

aspic jellies, quails, and _pâté de foie gras_ galore throughout

Persia. Mr. R. N----, an _attaché_ to the British Legation at Teherán,

is justly celebrated for his repasts _en voyage_, and assured me that

he invariably sat down to a _recherché_ dinner of soup, three courses,

and iced champagne, even when journeying to such remote cities as

Hamadán or Meshéd, thereby proving that, if you only take your time

about it, you may travel comfortably almost anywhere--even in Persia.

[Footnote A: The word _Demavend_ signifies literally "abundance of

mist," so called from the summit of this mountain being continually

wreathed in clouds.]

[Footnote B: A pipe similar to the Turkish "hubble-bubble," wherein

the tobacco is inhaled through plain or rose water.]

[Footnote C: Harem.]

[Footnote D: A badge of royalty in Persia.]

[Footnote E: A stringed instrument played in the same way as the

European guitar.]

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