Chapter 3.5.IV.

Carmagnole complete.

Simultaneously with this Tophet-black aspect, there unfolds

itself another aspect, which one may call a Tophet-red aspect:

the Destruction of the Catholic Religion; and indeed, for the

time being of Religion itself. We saw Romme’s New Calendar

establish its _Tenth_ Day of Rest; and asked, what would become

of the Christian Sabbath? The Calendar is hardly a month old,

till all this is set at rest. Very singular, as Mercier observes:

last _Corpus-Christi_ Day 1792, the whole world, and Sovereign

Authority itself, walked in religious gala, with a quite devout

air;—Butcher Legendre, supposed to be irreverent, was like to be

massacred in his Gig, as the thing went by. A Gallican Hierarchy,

and Church, and Church Formulas seemed to flourish, a little

brown-leaved or so, but not browner than of late years or

decades; to flourish, far and wide, in the sympathies of an

unsophisticated People; defying Philosophism, Legislature and the

Encyclopédie. Far and wide, alas, like a brown-leaved

Vallombrosa; which waits but one whirlblast of the November wind,

and in an hour stands bare! Since that _Corpus-Christi_ Day,

Brunswick has come, and the Emigrants, and La Vendée, and

eighteen months of Time: to all flourishing, especially to

brown-leaved flourishing, there comes, were it never so slowly,

an end.

On the 7th of November, a certain Citoyen Parens, Curate of

Boissise-le-Bertrand, writes to the Convention that he has all

his life been preaching a lie, and is grown weary of doing it;

wherefore he will now lay down his Curacy and stipend, and begs

that an august Convention would give him something else to live

upon. “_Mention honorable_,” shall we give him? Or “reference to

Committee of Finances?” Hardly is this got decided, when goose

Gobel, Constitutional Bishop of Paris, with his Chapter, with

Municipal and Departmental escort in red nightcaps, makes his

appearance, to do as Parens has done. Goose Gobel will now

acknowledge “no Religion but Liberty;” therefore he doffs his

Priest-gear, and receives the Fraternal embrace. To the joy of

Departmental Momoro, of Municipal Chaumettes and Héberts, of

Vincent and the Revolutionary Army! Chaumette asks, Ought there

not, in these circumstances, to be among our intercalary Days

Sans-breeches, a Feast of Reason?[712] Proper surely! Let Atheist

Maréchal, Lalande, and little Atheist Naigeon rejoice; let

Clootz, Speaker of Mankind, present to the Convention his

_Evidences of the Mahometan Religion_, “a work evincing the

nullity of all Religions,”—with thanks. There shall be Universal

Republic now, thinks Clootz; and “one God only, _Le Peuple_.”

The French Nation is of gregarious imitative nature; it needed

but a fugle-motion in this matter; and goose Gobel, driven by

Municipality and force of circumstances, has given one. What Curé

will be behind him of Boissise; what Bishop behind him of Paris?

Bishop Grégoire, indeed, courageously declines; to the sound of

‘We force no one; let Grégoire consult his conscience;’ but

Protestant and Romish by the hundred volunteer and assent. From

far and near, all through November into December, till the work

is accomplished, come Letters of renegation, come Curates who are

“learning to be Carpenters,” Curates with their new-wedded Nuns:

has not the Day of Reason dawned, very swiftly, and become noon?

From sequestered Townships comes Addresses, stating plainly,

though in Patois dialect, That “they will have no more to do with

the black animal called Curay, _animal noir, appellé

Curay_.”[713]

Above all things there come Patriotic Gifts, of Church-furniture.

The remnant of bells, except for tocsin, descend from their

belfries, into the National meltingpot, to make cannon. Censers

and all sacred vessels are beaten broad; of silver, they are fit

for the poverty-stricken Mint; of pewter, let them become bullets

to shoot the “enemies of _du genre humain_.” Dalmatics of plush

make breeches for him who has none; linen stoles will clip into

shirts for the Defenders of the Country: old-clothesmen, Jew or

Heathen, drive the briskest trade. Chalier’s Ass Procession, at

Lyons, was but a type of what went on, in those same days, in all

Towns. In all Towns and Townships as quick as the guillotine may

go, so quick goes the axe and the wrench: sacristies, lutrins,

altar-rails are pulled down; the Mass Books torn into cartridge

papers: men dance the Carmagnole all night about the bonfire. All

highways jingle with metallic Priest-tackle, beaten broad; sent

to the Convention, to the poverty-stricken Mint. Good Sainte

Geneviève’s _Chasse_ is let down: alas, to be burst open, this

time, and burnt on the Place de Grève. Saint Louis’s shirt is

burnt;—might not a Defender of the Country have had it? At

Saint-Denis Town, no longer Saint-Denis but _Franciade_,

Patriotism has been down among the Tombs, rummaging; the

Revolutionary Army has taken spoil. This, accordingly, is what

the streets of Paris saw:

“Most of these persons were still drunk, with the brandy they had

swallowed out of chalices;—eating mackerel on the patenas!

Mounted on Asses, which were housed with Priests’ cloaks, they

reined them with Priests’ stoles: they held clutched with the

same hand communion-cup and sacred wafer. They stopped at the

doors of Dramshops; held out ciboriums: and the landlord, stoop

in hand, had to fill them thrice. Next came Mules high-laden with

crosses, chandeliers, censers, holy-water vessels,

hyssops;—recalling to mind the Priests of Cybele, whose panniers,

filled with the instruments of their worship, served at once as

storehouse, sacristy and temple. In such equipage did these

profaners advance towards the Convention. They enter there, in an

immense train, ranged in two rows; all masked like mummers in

fantastic sacerdotal vestments; bearing on hand-barrows their

heaped plunder,—ciboriums, suns, candelabras, plates of gold and

silver.”[714]

The Address we do not give; for indeed it was in strophes, sung

_vivâ voce_, with all the parts;—Danton glooming considerably, in

his place; and demanding that there be prose and decency in

future.[715] Nevertheless the captors of such _spolia opima_

crave, not untouched with liquor, permission to dance the

Carmagnole also on the spot: whereto an exhilarated Convention

cannot but accede. Nay, “several Members,” continues the

exaggerative Mercier, who was not there to witness, being in

Limbo now, as one of Duperret’s _Seventy-three_, “several

Members, quitting their curule chairs, took the hand of girls

flaunting in Priest’s vestures, and danced the Carmagnole along

with them.” Such Old-Hallow-tide have they, in this year, once

named of Grace, 1793.

Out of which strange fall of Formulas, tumbling there in confused

welter, betrampled by the Patriotic dance, is it not passing

strange to see a _new_ Formula arise? For the human tongue is not

adequate to speak what “triviality run distracted” there is in

human nature. Black Mumbo-Jumbo of the woods, and most Indian

Wau-waus, one can understand: but this of Procureur _Anaxagoras_

whilom John-Peter Chaumette? We will say only: Man is a born

idol-worshipper, _sight_-worshipper, so sensuous-imaginative is

he; and also partakes much of the nature of the ape.

For the same day, while this brave Carmagnole dance has hardly

jigged itself out, there arrive Procureur Chaumette and

Municipals and Departmentals, and with them the strangest

freightage: a New Religion! Demoiselle Candeille, of the Opera; a

woman fair to look upon, when well rouged: she, borne on

palanquin shoulder-high; with red woolen nightcap; in azure

mantle; garlanded with oak; holding in her hand the Pike of the

Jupiter-_Peuple_, sails in; heralded by white young women girt in

tricolor. Let the world consider it! This, O National Convention

wonder of the universe, is our New Divinity; _Goddess of Reason_,

worthy, and alone worthy of revering. Nay, were it too much to

ask of an august National Representation that it also went with

us to the _ci-devant_ Cathedral called of Notre-Dame, and

executed a few strophes in worship of her?

President and Secretaries give Goddess Candeille, borne at due

height round their platform, successively the fraternal kiss;

whereupon she, by decree, sails to the right-hand of the

President and there alights. And now, after due pause and

flourishes of oratory, the Convention, gathering its limbs, does

get under way in the required procession towards

Notre-Dame;—Reason, again in her litter, sitting in the van of

them, borne, as one judges, by men in the Roman costume; escorted

by wind-music, red nightcaps, and the madness of the world. And

so straightway, Reason taking seat on the high-altar of

Notre-Dame, the requisite worship or quasi-worship is, say the

Newspapers, _executed;_ National Convention chanting “the _Hymn

to Liberty_, words by Chénier, music by Gossec.” It is the first

of the _Feasts of Reason;_ first communion-service of the New

Religion of Chaumette.

“The corresponding Festival in the Church of Saint-Eustache,”

says Mercier, “offered the spectacle of a great tavern. The

interior of the choir represented a landscape decorated with

cottages and boskets of trees. Round the choir stood tables

over-loaded with bottles, with sausages, pork-puddings, pastries

and other meats. The guests flowed in and out through all doors:

whosoever presented himself took part of the good things:

children of eight, girls as well as boys, put hand to plate, in

sign of Liberty; they drank also of the bottles, and their prompt

intoxication created laughter. Reason sat in azure mantle aloft,

in a serene manner; Cannoneers, pipe in mouth, serving her as

acolytes. And out of doors,” continues the exaggerative man,

“were mad multitudes dancing round the bonfire of

Chapel-balustrades, of Priests’ and Canons’ stalls; and the

dancers, I exaggerate nothing, the dancers nigh bare of breeches,

neck and breast naked, stockings down, went whirling and

spinning, like those Dust-vortexes, forerunners of Tempest and

Destruction.”[716] At Saint-Gervais Church again there was a

terrible “smell of herrings;” Section or Municipality having

provided no food, no condiment, but left it to chance. Other

mysteries, seemingly of a Cabiric or even Paphian character, we

heave under the Veil, which appropriately stretches itself “along

the pillars of the aisles,”—not to be lifted aside by the hand of

History.

But there is one thing we should like almost better to understand

than any other: what Reason herself thought of it, all the while.

What articulate words poor Mrs. Momoro, for example, uttered;

when she had become ungoddessed again, and the Bibliopolist and

she sat quiet at home, at supper? For he was an earnest man,

Bookseller Momoro; and had notions of Agrarian Law. Mrs. Momoro,

it is admitted, made one of the best Goddesses of Reason; though

her teeth were a little defective. And now if the reader will

represent to himself that such visible Adoration of Reason went

on “all over the Republic,” through these November and December

weeks, till the Church woodwork was burnt out, and the business

otherwise completed, he will feel sufficiently what an adoring

Republic it was, and without reluctance quit this part of the

subject.

Such gifts of Church-spoil are chiefly the work of the _Armée

Révolutionnaire;_ raised, as we said, some time ago. It is an

Army with portable guillotine: commanded by Playwright Ronsin in

terrible moustachioes; and even by some uncertain shadow of Usher

Maillard, the old Bastille Hero, Leader of the Menads, September

Man in Grey! Clerk Vincent of the War-Office, one of Pache’s old

Clerks, “with a head heated by the ancient orators,” had a main

hand in the appointments, at least in the staff-appointments.

But of the marchings and retreatings of these Six Thousand no

Xenophon exists. Nothing, but an inarticulate hum, of cursing and

sooty frenzy, surviving dubious in the memory of ages! They scour

the country round Paris; seeking Prisoners; raising Requisitions;

seeing that Edicts are executed, that the Farmers have thrashed

sufficiently; lowering Church-bells or metallic Virgins.

Detachments shoot forth dim, towards remote parts of France; nay

new Provincial Revolutionary Armies rise dim, here and there, as

Carrier’s Company of Marat, as Tallien’s Bourdeaux Troop; like

sympathetic clouds in an atmosphere all electric. Ronsin, they

say, admitted, in candid moments, that his troops were the elixir

of the Rascality of the Earth. One sees them drawn up in

market-places; travel-plashed, rough-bearded, in _carmagnole

complète:_ the first exploit is to prostrate what Royal or

Ecclesiastical monument, crucifix or the like, there may be; to

plant a cannon at the steeple, fetch down the bell without

climbing for it, bell and belfry together. This, however, it is

said, depends somewhat on the size of the town: if the town

contains much population, and these perhaps of a dubious choleric

aspect, the Revolutionary Army will do its work gently, by ladder

and wrench; nay perhaps will take its billet without work at all;

and, refreshing itself with a little liquor and sleep, pass on to

the next stage.[717] Pipe in cheek, sabre on thigh; in carmagnole

complete!

Such things have been; and may again be. Charles Second sent out

his Highland Host over the Western Scotch Whigs; Jamaica Planters

got Dogs from the Spanish Main to hunt their Maroons with: France

too is bescoured with a Devil’s Pack, the baying of which, at

this distance of half a century, still sounds in the mind’s ear.

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